#taliesin house

[chaosgenasi]

How do you grapple with a sense of deep indebted onus? I literally pledged myself to one of the worst people I've ever met, to work for them for years, for a bunch of people I haven't seen since.

[thursdaythoughtsfromtheabyss]

“I need you to understand… when I say things happen Laura Bailey can do whatever she wants” Dani Carr, breaking Brennan’s brain

[smackaroni-samsonsite]

Critters do we know that taliesin was apparently in a house md episode

[the-southern-cereal-king]

If you play six degrees of separation with nearly any video game or animated show with English voice acting, you will get to the cast of Critical Role. Like quickly.

[wellthebardsdead]

Nobody:

Henwen: *returns from a week with Ondolemar dressed in this*

Henwen: …He thought I might get cold.

Taliesin: YOU LOOK LIKE A MOTH!

[feykrorovaan]

The snack is making a snack for his snack.

A snack attack, if you will. A triple threat.

[aeons-behind]

brb gotta go scream about taliesin "have you not realized that I'm a hypocrite?" jaffe warning the group about fcg's martyr complex to the point of calling them dangerous only to turn around and do something guaranteed to make himself a martyr 30 episodes later

[the-creature-22]

Sometimes, no words are needed.

[azures-grace]

House MD au...

apologies to everyone who contributed a CMF i have snatched into this.

@crawlingpossum it's posted

BTW THIS IS A JOKE AU AND I'M ONLY DRAWING IT WITH JOKES. I can't see Ira n Remi getting together.

[beckiboos]

Taliesin- Now as much as I have enjoyed being spoilt by you. I want to know what is the big surprise you have planned?

Calliope- I BOUGHT A HOUSE!

Calliope- Alto wine? Are you excited? Now we will be here all the time! It's got lots of bedrooms for everyone, a beautiful garden, a crafting room for you to use... what? You- you don't seem happy?

Taliesin- *Suck in breath though teeth* No, no.. no I am. It's a beautiful home really but... you bought it for YOU right? Because its what you want? Not from some misplaced sense of guilt?

Calliope- I- I'm not sure what you mean...

Taliesin- No. You do Calliope, the trip, the clothes, the house, the wine... You have been acting odd all day. Now I would be flattered if you were attempting to woo me but this seems more about you feeling awkward than spoiling me

Calliope- I just wanted you to feel better... you've been so quiet since Rulindil and you say you're fine but your nightmares have gotten worse again, don't deny it, we share a tent, I've heard you. I- I know its my fault and I think if you just talk to me about it we can-

Taliesin- I SAID I'M FINE DROP IT!

Kaidan- *shakes head* Mate...

Lucien- It might be the yelling but you don't sound fine Taliesin

Taliesin- Look at me I'M FINE. Happy as a clam. The picture of serenity and bliss. No need to worry your pretty heads about dear old Tally and there's certainly no need to talk about the embassy. Now lets forget all this unpleasantness and tour your lovely new home then, shall we?

Calliope- No it's fine... It's late, the house isn't going anywhere. The carriage will be setting off soon. We should go find Esbern

[chalkbird]

so we're just not gonna talk about the fact that milo poured a wholeass vial of distilled dunamis(?) into ashton's head and that may be the reason for their chaos bursts?? poor kid must be so confused all the time

[crayistic]

I have spent over £2k... on upcoming critical role meets for autographs and photos..... I will be moving into a cardboard box soon after. That is all.

[libartz]

I have an idea

Taliesin kind of looks like Perlas’ younger brother. They’ve got similar names, even. He’s knocked out and Perlas helps him out of mistaken identity

Carries him back to Breezehome (Tilenn’s house), and Tilenn comes downstairs. ‘Oh hey- WHO THE HELL IS THAT’

Perlas: I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU

Tilenn: HE’S LITERALLY WEARING THALMOR ROBES

Perlas: I ASSUMED YOU WERE UNDERCOVER

Tilenn: You need to get your eyes checked.

*Taliesin wakes up* Where am I? Who are you people?!

Them: AAAAAAA

Caryalind: What’s with all the screaming-

Taliesin: IS THAT THE PRINCE?!

Caryalind: You’ll never take me alive!

[jonsrightrib]

Caduceus, pre M9

I Won’t Come, Kabir // No Surprises, Radiohead // Convallaria majalis // Death at a Great Distance, Mary Oliver // Agoraphobia, Autoheart // C2E130, Taliesin Jaffe // This One Summer, Mariko Tamaki // Tissue, Imtiaz Dharker // Eleven AM, Edward Hopper // Prologue, Arthur Rimbaud

[wellthebardsdead]

Taliesin: I- how? HOW on nirn are you still so damn quiet when that outfit has more bells than the god damned temple!!!

Riiju-Lei: *wind chimes and bells decorating both his clothes and his jewellery* it helps that I keep sneaking up on you when you’re too busy oggling Kaidans ass~

Taliesin: It is not oggling. Gentlemen do not oggle. They admire. And I’m admiring his clappable cheeks thank you very much.

[angelsndragons]

man i haven't seen critical role hot takes this bad since luc brenatto died.