#tall-corn

[spookyprime]

Kon floats so Tim can pretend he’s picking him up lmao

[emkini]

Re: This I accidentally put way too much effort into these bases so here have a WIP ft. unintended tag essay 

[tj-crochets]

Only the waistband and the skirt left on this dress!

Right now Miss Beatrice Bear is wearing the bodice of the dress as a crop top, an extra-fancy Winnie the Pooh

[so-very-small]

g/t but irl idea: walking through a cornfield at its highest MFJFN it's so good

CORN CAN BE 12 FEET TALL?? CORN CANONICALLY A MINI-GIANT?

[abhainnwhump]

A farmer Whumper trapped Whumpee in the middle of a corn field. The corn is so tall they can't see anything. They have to get out as the sound of Whumper's tractor is slowly getting closer.

[argo-bolo]

just thinking about how the vast would fucking love the american midwest

like there's just miles and miles of nothing

and it's just a flat vast expanse that you can only see sky, farmland/fields, and whatever road you're on

many people freak out about it

[balkanradfem]

I finally made a dandelion basket that I’m completely happy with! It’s tiny but firm, I managed to control the colors on the bottom, and the rim looks great! And it got a little cord handle.

I need to wait until all of the blackberry bramble dries, and then I can go make bigger baskets for foraging. This is not a fast paced hobby.

I tried to make an ivy basket, but regardless of how long I soaked it or waited for it to be pliable, it kept snapping on me. I think I took home some very old and gnarly ivy, and I should have collected some younger, thinner vines. I quit trying to use it in a basket, and decided it would make a wreath, for which it needs less bending. I did bring home a new batch of ivy so I’ll try again!

[thelampisaflashlight]

Me, after work: “You know, for all the work I did today, nothing is particularly sore-”

Me, currently: “I was unaware that that part of one’s forearm could feel pain. Also my back feels like someone put a pocket in it, that is to say... hollow.”

[occultopossum]

Hiiiii, artfight warrior here, I hope this is okay (asking anonymously because surprises) - I need to know how tall is Lamar!

Just rough height is okay, I don't really need anything precise. Thank you very much in advance!

OOOOOOH BIG OLE EYES Yeah! He's about 8' tall but kinda one 'can be up for interoperation for dramatic effect' as well

[inmirova]

if you pull trees off of shelves in garden centers and leave them on the ground I'm sending psionic beams to kill you

[chemmerson]

home <3

sunset was particularly stunning tonight

[jewishcowboi]

[capybara-fanatic]

the quickest way to my heart is quite easily a massive plushie.

[heathened]

some of the fruits of our labor!!!! 🌿🍅🫐🍓

[cselandscapearchitect]

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