#tapeworm

[dorianvalentino]

I made a tapeworm for an art assignment but I bet you don't care..... You probably don't care that he's poseable too.....

[tu-es-gegg]

QSMP MEMBERS REACT TO YOU GETTING A TAPEWORM

foolish: man thats crazzzyyyyyyy hahehah

roier: *sniff* fucking unfair!!!!!! i thought i could be in your culo!!!!!!!

slimecicle: *slurps up tapeworm out of your mouth into his stomach* *traumadumps*

bagehera: oh ok!! i thought they werent real

cellbit: interesting... *adds tapeworm to google doc*

etoiles: did you know tape worm is litterally weakest worm to this enchantment "bane of worms 5" and you can only get thsi enchantment if youre dumb and go into this specific dungeon that has cobblestone and i am dumb so i beat it in three seconds and also-

pac: woah!

maximus: oh sorry that one is mine

badboy: *halo* O-O

[patfo]

I know I posted something today, but I drew another Will Wood.

[zoomar]

Not even die-hard parasites are a match for garlic.

[venomous-snake]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a new fairy Pokemon that was just a tapeworm.

[soup-of-bones]

im so normal about will wood and the tapeworms, i mean, its completely normal to listen to one band for 6+ hours at a time and not get bored, im so normal for loving every song they released like

[ghostoffuturespast]

Tapeworm

[drinksss]

thaumaturge tapeworm

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

The top two characters will be eligible for entry into the bracket!

Teddy the Pomeranian is owned by the submitter's local dog cafe, and the image used was distributed on that company's public Instagram account for promotional purposes. Fira the cat is owned by @notblueferet, image used with permission. Mashed Potato the rabbit is owned by @boba-thot, image used with permission. Image used for White Gladys is an actual orca involved in the attacks believed to have been orchestrated by White Gladys, though it cannot be determined if it is the original herself. Penelope the Platypus lived and died in the 1940s-1950s and I was not able to find digitized photos of her. (If anyone has any, please send them to me.) A generic image of a platypus was used to represent her.

Propaganda under the cut.

Praying Mantis:

They murder their mates after fucking, then eat their heads. Slay. Girlboss. Morally gray. You understand.

Anglerfish:

Tapeworm:

this bitch lives inside of people for long periods of time, living off of them. aint that cool

Blobfish:

she got held by a generic white man but still stays strong, she deserves the world, Plus she lives at crushing depths in the sea and that's great too (the photo is what she looks like in her natural habitat)

Licherally just look at them. don’t tell me they wouldn’t destroy worlds on a whim

Betta:

I think that male bettas are pretty well known for being little murder gremlins at this point, but the females really deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss. Unlike the males, you can put multiple female bettas in a tank together and they usually won’t fight to the death immediately. And people usually assume that that means their tank is peaceful now. No, you put multiple female bettas in a tank and they are all just biding their time, ready to start the murderfest whenever they feel they’re strong enough. But they’re also really sweet to humans and if you set up the tank correctly and pay close enough attention to it then bettas sororities can work, so I think they deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss

Teddy:

Honestly she's beautiful, she loves belly rubs, she is plotting something. She's hbic. She's going to take over the world one day. She's sneaky but also has a love of pink chairs. She's an icon

White Gladys:

Miss Orca was harmed by boats and then plotted revenge by teaching other orcas how to attack boats and they all went on the sink yatchs <3

Penelope:

girl faked a pregnancy for extra food and ESCAPED THE PLATYPUS ENCLOSURE when the jig was up, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. girlboss behavior if i've ever seen it.

Fira:

You could say she is... Morally.. GREY (I'm sorry)

Mashed Potato:

She is sometimes so so sweet and honestly she's an absolute icon really but also she eats my curtains and that's kind of a dick move

[victor-mortis]

A page in my notebook for english class. I did all this in government.

[flame-shadow]

WORM TIME!

WORM TIME!!! (images of the worms found below the poll)

WORM TIME!!!!!!!

[cold-black-and-infinite]

Trent Reznor: Hey, you're a manlet from the midwest with a lot of issues, including religious ones - you're just like me! Wanna be pals? Maynard James Keenan: Okay, but only if you invite me to join your side project that goes on for years and years only to get unceremoniously canned. Trent Reznor: Deal!

[wormflesh]

SPACE BREATH

I did this because I watched my favorite space documentary (Journey to the edge of the universe) an d decided I needed to do Tape's space breath better, so I looked through a bunch of nebulae and went from there and I love how it turned out.

He can't control his space breath like dragons can with fire (or other stuff), he's always breathing it, it's just not always visible. When it is visible, it dissipates pretty quickly.

  And since it originates from a different universe, instead of being incredibly cold, it's incredibly hot. Thankfully it doesn't last long enough to do any more than char things, but you'd still get pretty gnarly burns (and cosmic radiation!), and you would of course suffocate if he breathed in your face

[minnesota-fats]

I sketched this three years ago and I found the sketch today and decided to actually finish it! Yay I love Squigly!!!

[dorianvalentino]

She will on my wood till I white knuckle jerk (where do you get off?)