#tate is so babygirl

[rainthespiritual]

Tate Langdon spicy headcannons since I'm 18

if you aren't 18 or over please leave, this is ADULT CONTENT and I better hear 0 shit abt Tate being young or a teen he's a mf ghost and has been since 1993 so SHUT IT

btw I didn't just turn 18 I did a while ago just felt like naming the post that..

anyways this is for all my horny motherfuckers out there ♡ enjoy 😉

GONNA SAY IT AGAIN YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED THIS IS CONTENT SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR THOSE 18 AND OVER

Tate deffinetly gives me switch vibes he basically just wants to do whatever you wanna do

he loves pleasing and making you feel good it's his #1 goal and if he doesn't he will feel shitty until he makes it right..

he hates the idea of hurting you like he doesn't want to slap you hard or go too hard on you because seeing you in pain makes him feel super guilty

he might be into a little choking or some love taps but he's CONSTANTLY asking you if what he's doing is okay

"that won't hurt you right?"

"are you sure baby?"

"I guess if it's okay with you..."

CONSENT IS SEXY YALL AND TATE AGREES

overall he's just a big sweetheart about everything and we love him for that

you had to teach him about safewords and it kind of confused him at first but he got the hang of it

"so I stop when you say that?"

"but what if you say stop i don't stop? just when you say... okay got it"

"I'm still kinda confused actually can you explain it to me again?"

Let's just say the rubber suit he wears isn't just for killing people it's also for killing your pus-

KIDDING KIDDING 🤭

fr tho he'd definitely wear that I can just feel it 😐

AHHH HE'D MAKE A CRINGE ASS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST FOR YOU GUYS

"Tate I'm sorry but I'm not fucking you to deep throat by cupcake"

"why not 😔🥺"

[maeriavizsendingjpmdose]

You know the character is the best when they can be specifically described by lana del rey lyrics itself, and it always gotta be the fucking psychos.

[arsenicviolet]

He's a fucking cry baby with mommy issues

Exactly. HOT! Give him to me

GIRL DINNER‼️‼️

[eveanderland34]

sometimes.. Baby girl is a stinky gross man 😔

[kaiscumsock]

EVAN PETERS IN THE LATAX SUIT.

[xamaxenta]

I can’t explain it but Marco and Tate give off such divorced vibes while simultaneously being wlw and mlm

Like two catty mfs who are very close and also sworn enemies, I just see them taking a smoke break and gossiping

Marco - stop sleeping with the nurses.

Tate - read through the article I left on your desk and I’ll consider it

Marco - the article was “how to come to terms with your mid life crisis”

Tate - yeah I thought you’d enjoy the paragraph about dating a significantly younger person in a attempt to compensate for a low sperm count

LMFAOOOO wtf this is fucking hilarious

But FR 🤝🤝🤝🤝 I THINK ABOUT THEM LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME

they never ever give each other a single break

Tate is also not above utilisting the haki HE taught her against him either

Tate: put the pantyhose on Marco.

Marco borderline whiny: whyyyy its itchy

Tate holding up a hand shimmering with the essence of haki: youll thank me later for it.

Tate: i wont be asking again so nicely, pantyhose on.

Marco: i suppose youll be wanting the garterbelt too?

Tate: of course sweetpea

Four hours later Marco emerges from Ace’s room walk of shame distinctly charred

Marco: he fucking loved the pantyhose.

Tate: mmhm

[fkhufu]

unfortunately for everybody i was right about how tennats storyline was gonna ruin gatwas thunder since last winter so... :/

[regaliasonata]

He's so...what's the word?

Bottom energy🔵✨️

On ep 7 atm

[camptw1nk]

oh twitter bookmarks, facebook saved, instagram saved, tiktok bookmarks, tumblr likes, my beloveds (i will never ever open them again)

[druidgroves]

in the past month i’ve made up so much niche georgia lore that it’s stupid

[fear-is-truth]

The Evans

being clingy

warnings: non, i think. brief mention of sex

requested by : anon

“hi!! could we get what the evan’s are like when they feel all clingy with the reader? pls and thank you :]”

a/n: my illiterate ass read the request as “the evans characters x clingy! reader” so now i have another half finished hc in the drafts lol

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Tate Langdon

clingy king

refuses to say anything about it

just mopes around the house dejectedly

sad puppy eyes

plays with strands of your hair to try and gain your attention

flops onto your bed and sighs

will continue sighing until you join him on the bed and cuddle

pre cult! Kai Anderson

the definition of touch starved

kinda pathetic actually

cult leader! Kai Anderson

uses pinky power as an excuse for physical contact plus very intrusive questions

thigh gripping under the table in a controlling and inherently sexual way

often sneaks up behind you and rest his chin on your shoulder

casually offers you the privilege of sitting on his lap when he does councillor paperwork

lowkey touch starved (would never admit it)

Kit Walker

a gentleman overall

very intimate when it’s just the two of you

puts his hands on your waist, mumbles filthy things into your neck between kisses

oh and he’s lowkey a great dirty talker

kisses on your forehead, cheek, nose, collarbone, shoulders and neck

you end up having sex almost every time

frat boy! Kyle Spencer

he’s the type of guy who groans out your name and tries to pull you back into the bed when you get up

at parties, he’s especially clingy

clingy in a protective way. he doesn’t trust his frat brothers around you

pulling you into his lap

cradling your face and just staring at you fondly, a goofy smile on his face before giving you a kiss

franken Kyle

a lot of pawing at you

whining and grunting

sloppy kisses on your cheek

fingers tangled in your hair as he cups your cheeks in his large hands

don't think you can be alone for bathroom breaks, he’ll wait patiently at the door

will literally carry you like you weigh nothing

James Patrick March

the epitome of “respectable gentleman”

James is really subtle when it comes to things like this

but you can tell by the way he always seem to be lingering nearby

and he just couldn’t keep his hands off you

like adjusting your earrings, pushing back a stray strand of your hair, brushing off the (nonexistent) lint from your coat

placing his hands on the small of your back or gently steering you down the halls

Jimmy Darling

he’s very clingy when he’s drunk

also, a hot mess

slurring his words

calling you “doll”, “babygirl”

his hands are all over you, peppering sloppy kisses on your neck

casanova will literally try to seduce you

and he is overall successful

Austin Sommers

random neck kisses out of nowhere

acts cute by pouting or scrunching up his nose

and it works. every single time

will lay his head in your lap when you’re sitting on the couch

therefore trapping you there

if you wear lipstick, he’ll demand you to kiss him anywhere that’s noticeable and he’ll flaunt it with pride

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[violet-harmon2011]

the evans x short reader

for all my short queens <3

p.s. please let me know if you think any of these are incorrect

p.p.s. send in requests for more hc's & fics!! also lmk if you wanna be tagged in any of my writing :)

tate langdon

would occasionally be the big spoon bc you're so much shorter

gently pokes you in the forehead or cheek to get your attention

loves it when you wear his sweaters and the sleeves are extra long so you wrap your hands up like they're mittens

just envelops you in his arms after you've had a tiring day at school

bear hugs so he can rest his chin on top of your head bc you're the perfect height <3

plants a million little kisses in your hair when you're cuddling (and sniffs your delectable shampoo in the process)

kit walker

would lift you onto the kitchen counter to make out

would get things off high shelves for you after putting them there so you would ask for his help

stooping down to kiss your neck

forehead kisses in the kitchen

loves braiding your hair

"short stuff"

frat kyle

would call you "shortie" and chuckle when you thwack his arm

always has an arm around your shoulder at parties

franken kyle

would give you "uppies" to reach high shelves

random piggy back rides around the house bc you're his "lil princess"

cuddles 24/7

jimmy darling

straddling him while you make out

“shortcake"

feels so protective over you

likes knowing he can keep you safe

loves holding you in his arms (you fit so perfectly <3)

always whispering filthy things into your ear

loves it when you lean up and kiss his jaw

james patrick march

always carrying you everywhere bridal style

spoils you with lavish gowns that he pays to have hemmed

buys you all the high heels you could ever want

kai anderson

would enjoy the fact that he's taller and more powerful than you are

would call you "bunny" and "doll" (pretends it's degrading, but he actually thinks you're adorable)

when you've been extra good, he pats his lap "c'mere little lamb"

ruthless short jokes

amused when you try to reach things off high shelves and fail

peter maximoff

would throw you over his shoulder and dance or run around

head pats

"babygirl"

lifts you off your feet when he gives you hugs

[maeriavizsendingjpmdose]

if psycho, why boyfriend shaped?

[marchswifey]

HC • How they call you 

Evan & his characters x reader

a/n: I know this is the most basic headcanon but is coming more. Also the requests are open so if you have any idea let me know 🙈

Tate Langdon

babydoll

cutie

gorgeous

Kit Walker

sugar

hun’

angel

angel eyes

Pre-death Kyle Spencer

love

baby

hottie

idk but he would call you ‘muffin’ because they’re sweet like you

Jimmy Darling

sweetheart

candy

doll

sweetie pie

James Patrick March

darling (of course)

my sweet

sweetness

dear, dearest

precious flower

Kai Anderson

Of course Kai is a mix between ‘kitten, little lamb, ladybug, dollface’ and ‘slut, bitch’

Austin Sommers

my one

pookie

honey bun

pumpkin

Evan Peters

babe

sweetie

babygirl

boo

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt.2

Pt. 1.

Karna

INTERNET REVOLUTIONIST

He developed an app that teaches martial arts and other fighting styles basics to those who can't afford the classes.

History nerd who regularly posts ramble about the different types of discrimination that happened in different cultures from 5000BC India to 17th century slave trade.

Cameos regularly on Duryodhan's gym videos as his "gym bro" (ahem ahem and they were gym bros) (oh my god they were gym bros)

Duryodhan

Fitness influencer but it's actually just him trying to beat Bheem's records.

"that's funny, brother. I recently just posted a video of me picking up 100kgs with one hand and now you're doing that too." "Yeah it must, we must have got the same idea. Did Arjun give you your idea? Because I got mine from Karna." "*Squints eyes*"

Gets dragged into Dushashan's podcast very often.

After a specifically homie erotic video with karna, fans started commenting non stop "so we all know he's bi, right?" So he made a video in reply saying "nooo haha I have a girlfriend bhanumati haha karna is totally my friend" and then they comment "we didn't say anything about Karna." He never addressed those comments after that.

Dushashan

PODCAST GUY. MYSOGYNISTIC "ALPHA MALE" PODCAST GUY.

His role model is Andrew Tate.

Will always ask Duryodhan to come to his podcast as a guest, doesn't take no for an answer.

Dushashan: so like. Women. Like they are so obviously made— like their bodies have evolved to nurture children and take care of the home. They should stay at home and keep it nice and clean for their alpha male, who is their provider and protector.

Duryodhan, closeted bisexual and thinking of Karna's thighs: Woof— I mean true.

Vikarna

Sweetie pie. Absolute babygirl.

When he revealed that he was also a kaurav brother, he was mass reported over five different platforms for spreading misinformation until he proved that it's actually true.

He's just obedient and does what his two elder brothers say and people think he's just like them because of it

Editor for Dushala's videos.

He's the fan favourite Kaurav.

Dushala

Vlogger. Huge YouTube personality. Storytimes.

Channel is basically "my life as a younger sister of a 101 brothers"

Her vlog series of "Keeping Up With The Kauravas" is famous all over the country.

Posts random snippets of her brother's lives.

Once posted a short of Dushasan picking his nose that went viral and got a whole episode of "The Harsh Truth About Having Women In Your Family" on his podcast.

Ashwatthama

Cunt.

You could say the nicest thing to him and he'd still take it the wrong way.

Thinks he's gonna be a politician. (He isn't. He never will. Everyone hates him.)

Occasional gym video with Duryodhana.

His fans know. The way he looks at Dury, the fans know.

Keeps getting his account hacked but all the people do is rid the world of his treacherous content.

Note:- in my AU, the Kauravas aren't siblings from the same mother but very close knit cousins from a huge joint family.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt IV doctor who but i've never watched it but i know loads about it for sure

It's half past 4 am and I definitely remember everything that you maggots yelled at me about this show I definitely do

There is a slutty head preserved in a jar that had many babies

There is a Doctor who was an OG doctor and his name was Wren or something no WILF RIGHT YES SOMEONE SAID THE DILF THE MILF AND THE HOLY WILF

Michael Sheen is a sexy planet with a mouth

Neil Gaiman wrote some episodes and it was very cool I think he made Michael Sheen the sexy planet

David Tennant I know you all love David Tennant well FUCKING HERE THEN TUMBLR DAVID TENNANT

There are time lords and they are the doctor and everyone was very cross when I asked that because apparently y'all periodically forget you follow me because im dumb

It's like gay or something at some point

Andrew Garfield is a dentist who gets flirted with like you too babygirl or whatever the 10th doctor says

Oh yeah the doctors are the doctor but there are 14 of them and they all go poof and then boom new actor except for 14 where david tennant re-emerges YEAH TUMBLR HEAR THAT I SAID DAVID TENNANT

oh and THEN the fifteenth doctor arrives but he fucking girlbosses a bigeneration and so escapes trauma or something and you all get to keep david tennant YEAH I SAID HIS NAME IF THIS HELLSITE HAD AN ALGORITHM THIS POST WOULD BE TRENDING SO QUICK ISTG

Oh the TARDIS is blue and not fucking yellow sometimes my brain gaslights me and also it can be anything it is a tree but it is a police box because it wants to be due to a glitch that the doctor hasnt fixed coz hes too busy hanging out with donna or being gay or being trans which as I know from experience are both full-time occupations

Theres like an intro or something it goes DOOWEEDOOOO and when i mentioned it people started singing it in the reblogs so like nostaglia hit ig

DAAAAAAAAAAVID TENNANT YOU HERE ME TUMBLR COME AND GET YOUR DAVID TENNANT HE FOUND HIS WIFE HERE YES HE DID HIS FATHER-IN-LAW WAS A DOCTOR YES HE WAS HIS DAUGHTER WAS THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER BUT THEN DAVID'S WIFE SO IDK GO SLAY GEORGIA

10th doctor is kinda bitchboy and we love him for that apparently

12th doctor is girlbossing prideful or maybe it was 11th or 9th WHO'S THE ONE WHO CALLS THE POTATO A POTATO

There are rhinos and they're police they're called Zookas and they transform people into something for their sins

I think it was the rhinos but someone looks like gollum had sex with a dead horse and got impregnated

There's a potato dude (gn)

There's a Meep and Meep's pronouns are Meep which is fab

There's a dude named Harry in the original doctor who

Shitty effects are beloved here

Someone installed a ramp on the tardis

there is someone named rose and the 9th doctor did something with a timeline and lost her to another 9th doctor and everyone's sad about it coz he knew he couldnt give her the life or something

Rose is kissy smoochie with doctor

Donna noble is played by catherine tate who knows less about the show than i do (which isnt saying much clearly im an expert)

The doctor is not actually a doctor it's something about yelling DOCTOR and they say DOCTOR WHO and it's like FUCK YEAH BABA GRIL NAMEDROP

Is this show title a knock knock joke like Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Yes now let me in.

one last time for you sluts DAVID TENNNANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

you're welcome.