True dndads facts that have come to light after today’s live show:
- Henry is REALLY into petplay
- Walter the Immoral has an ex-wife named Melissa who is absent from his life, and to whom he was married for an indeterminate period of time
- The Glenn Close Trio instagram is filled exclusively with photos of Glenn next to Glenn Close the Actor’s star on the Walk of Fame
- Henry has an alter ego named Allie Pony the Divorce Horse, a top hat-wearing horse who goes door to door selling quick divorces
- Grant Wilson was conceived in the parking lot of the Hard Rock Cafe in Hollywood
- Ron was fake married to Walter’s previously mentioned ex-wife for three months in order to convince her to marry Walter(Samantha was in on it and fully supportive)
- Ron doesn’t like LA.
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90s/00s TV (Personal Memories)
Kids Cartoons
6teen
101 Dalmatians
Aaaah!!! Real Monsters
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
Aladdin TAS
All Grown Up
Angela Anaconda
Angry Beavers
Animal Crackers (Telethon)
Animaniacs
Arthur
Babar
The Batman (The WB)
Batman Beyond (The WB)
Batman TAS
Beast Wars/Beast Machines
Beetlejuice
Big Teeth, Bad Breath (YTV)
Birdz
Bobby’s World (Fox)
Bonkers
Braceface
The Bugs Bunny & Tweety Show
Butt-Ugly Martians
Bump in the Night
CatDog (Nickelodeon)
Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers
Cow and Chicken
Danny Phantom
Darkwing Duck
Dexter’s Laboratory
Dog City
Donkey Kong Country
Doug
DuckTales
Earthworm Jim
Fairly Odd Parents
Fly Tales (Teletoon)
For Better or For Worse (Telethon)
Freakazoid (The WB)
Freaky Stories
Free Willy (ABC)
Garfield and Friends
Gargoyles
Goof Troop
Hey Arnold
I Am Weasel
Johnny Bravo
Katie and Orbie (CTV)
Kim Possible
The Legend of White Fang
Life with Louie
Little Lulu (HBO)
The Little Mermaid TAS
The Mask TAS
Mega Babies
Mona the Vampire (YTV)
Monster By Mistake (YTV)
Neds Newt
The New Addams Family
The New Batman Adventures (The WB)
The New Woody Woodpecker Show
PB&J Otter (Disney Channel)
Pepper Ann
The Pink Panther
Pinky and the Brain
Pippi Longstocking
Powerpuff Girls
The Proud Family
The Raccoons (CBC)
Recess
Reboot
The Ripping Friends
Rocko’s Modern Life
Rugrats
Rupert (CBS)
Sabrina TAS (ABC)
Samurai Jack
Short Circutz (YTV)
Silverling (Teletoon)
Sonic (Adventures of)
Sonic SATAM
Sonic Underground
Stickin’ Around
Tales From the Cryptkeeper
TaleSpin
Taz-Mania
Teen Titans
Timon & Pumba
Tiny Toon Adventures (Fox)
Tom and Jerry Kids
Total Drama Island
Totally Spies
Voltron the Third Dimension
The Weekenders
What’s With Andy
The Wild Thornberrys (Nickelodeon)
The World of Peter Rabbit and Friends
X-Men Evolution (The WB)
X-Men TAS
Yvon of the Yukon (YTV)
Retro
Batman
Fireball XL5
The Flintstones
The Incredible Hulk
Looney Toons
Spiderman
Tom and Jerry
Yogi Bear
Adult Cartoons
Aeon Flux
Beavis and Butthead
Captain Star
Celebrity Death Match
Clone High
The Critic
Cybersix
Daria
Delta State
Futurama
The Head (MTV)
John Callahan’s Quads (Teletoon)
King of the Hill
Mission Hill
The Oblongs
The Simpsons
Space Ghost Coast to Coast (Cartoon Network)
Spawn
Spider-Man the New Animated Series
South Park
The Tick
Undergrads
Anime
Beyblade
Digimon Adventures 01 & 02
Cardcaptors
Gundam SEED
InuYasha
Mon Colle Knights
Monster Rancher
Pokemon
Sailor Moon
Samurai Pizza Cats
Shaman King
Sonic X
YuGiOh
Zoids New Century
Television Series
7th Heaven (The WB)
Alf (NBC)
Animorphs (Nickelodeon)
Are you Afraid of the Dark?
Baywatch (NBC)
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction (Fox)
Big Wolf on Campus
Boy Meets World
Breaker High (YTV)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Canded Camera (CBS)
Charmed (The WB)
Clueless (ABC)
Dawson’s Creek (The WB)
Degrassi Junior High (CBC)
Degrassi High (CBC)
Degrassi the Next Generation (CTV)
Dinosaurs
The Drew Carey Show (ABC)
ER (NBC)
Even Stevens
Family Matters (ABC)
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Full House
Gilmore Girls (The WB)
The Golden Girls (CBC)
Goosebumps
Home Improvement
Lassie (1997)
Little House on the Prairie (NBC)
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
The Nanny (CBC)
The OC (Fox)
Radio Active
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Saved by the Bell (NBC)
Sex and the City (HBO)
Sister, Sister (ABC)
Smallville (The WB)
Smart Guy
Student Bodies
System Crash (YTV)
Teen Angel (ABC)
That’s so Raven
The Twilight Zone (CBS)
White Fang (1993) (CTV)
You Wish (ABC)
Educational Programming / Children’s shows
Adventures in Wonderland
Art Attack
Babar (CBC)
Banana’s in Pajama’s
Barney and Friends
Between the Lions
The Big Comfy Couch
The Big Friendly Giant
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Blue’s Clues
Caillou (PBS)
Camp Caribou
Captain Planet
Care Bears (ABC)
Franklin (CBS)
The Friendly Giant (CBC)
Hammy the Hamster
Iris the Happy Professor
Kratt’s Creatures (PBS)
Lamb Chop’s Play Along
The Magic School Bus
Mister Roger’s Neighbourhood (PBS)
Mr Dressup (CBC)
PJ Katie’s Farm (YTV)
Reading Rainbow (PBS)
Sesame Street
School House Rock
Sharon, Lois & Bram’s Elephant Show (CBC)
Telefrancais
Teletubbies
Theodore Tugboat
Thomas the Tank Engine
Under the Umbrella Tree (CBC)
Welcome to Pooh Corner
Wishbone (PBS)
Zaboomafoo (PBS)
Game Shows/Sketch Comedies
All That
America’s Funniest Home Videos (With Bob Saget)
American Idol
The Amanda Show
Battlebots (Comedy Central)
Canadian Idol (CTV)
Crank Yankers (Comedy Central)
The Crocodile Hunter
Fear Factor (NBC)
The Hit List
Jackass (MTV)
Just For Laughs Gags (Comedy Central)
Kids in the Hall
Making the Band (MTV)
Much Countdown (Much Music)
Much in your Space (Much Music)
MuchOnDemand (Much Music)
Much Mega Hits (Much Music)
Much Spotlight (Much Music)
Much Top Tens (Much Music)
Newlyweds Nick and Jessica (MTV)
Playlist (Much Music)
Pop-Up Video (Much Music)
Price is Right
Punk’d (MTV)
The Simple Life (Fox)
Supermarket Sweep
Uh Oh
Unsolved Mysteries (NBC)
Video and Arcade top 10 (YTV)
Video On Trial (Much Music)
Where in the world/time is Carmen Sandiego
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Win Ben Stein’s Money (Comedy Central)
Television Networks/Programming
Fox Kids
Much Music
One Saturday Morning
PSA’s
Teletoon
TGIF
YTV - The Zone / Snit Station / Short Circuitz
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very intrigued by 'nooo, that duck is Too old' for the tag/ask game..
unfortunately no actual ducks feature in this work lol, it's a taz amnesty fic about duck newton considering potential consequences of starting a family in his forties :') its an oldish one and i never got much past the opening banter, but i do love the opening banter so here it is ^-^
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The tally hit ten. Four minutes into talking to this pair of fellow theater parents, and they had just made the tenth pop culture reference that Duck didn’t understand. That was a new record.
“You know, from the last Star Wars?” said the handsome dad with the long hair, whose name Duck had already forgotten--Arthur? Arnold? He knew the guy’s husband was named Seymour, probably. Actually, now that he thought about it, he didn’t remember either of their names. He just knew their kid was playing Lumiere opposite Kelly’s Babette, and that they knew a lot better than he did what was hip with the kids.
“Like, the new series?” Duck asked. “The Mandalorian reboot?”
Arnold-Probably chuckled at him. “No, the movie. ‘Return of Endor?’”
Return? When’d it leave? “I, uh, I guess I stopped payin’ attention to the movies after Daisy Ridley.”
“Daisy Ridley’s in it.”
"She still acting? I thought she retired?"
"A four-second cameo hardly counts as being 'in it,' darling," said Seymour-Probably, lightly squeezing his husband's knee. "Not to mention it just looked like reused footage from ‘Terrace Under The Moon’."
Ah, and that made eleven. When were Beak and Minerva coming back from the restroom?
As if on cue--or probably just a subconscious message through the wormhole in his brain, he never really bothered to figure out what exactly the deal with that was now--the tall brown-and-blue shape of Minerva appeared in his vision, with Beak perched happily on her back. Duck scooted to the front of his seat and waved a hand over his head, a signal for help.
Beak grinned and misinterpreted his wave. “Daddy, catch!”
She didn't give him nearly enough warning; the little bag of Fritos slammed into his face hard enough to send a lesser man unconscious.
"Your reflexes have become rusty, Duck Newton." Minerva swung Beak off her back and into Duck's lap. "Perhaps our children should join our next sparring session."
"Yeah!" Beak chirped, popping open the chips. “But just me, though, cus I think if Kelly joined too she would accidentally actually cut your head off.”
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I posted 3,018 times in 2022
That's 1,024 more posts than 2021!
443 posts created (15%)
2,575 posts reblogged (85%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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@ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer
@nureyev-steel-institute
@questbedhead
I tagged 2,543 of my posts in 2022
Only 16% of my posts had no tags
#tma - 413 posts
#ceaseless watcher turn your gaze on this incredible artwork - 393 posts
#the mechanisms - 371 posts
#archivistbot - 145 posts
#abot - 143 posts
#abot ocs - 109 posts
#fic rec - 76 posts
#hello from the hallowoods - 75 posts
#the magnus archives - 73 posts
#taz balance - 72 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#i'm a fan of mutche. what other word captures the action of poking your sleeping sibling in the face and also touching paint before it's dry
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Genre and the Transparency of the Fourth Wall
I’ve been thinking about fourth wall breaks in theater and about acknowledgement of medium in podcasts, and I thought I’d type out some of these thoughts.
The fourth wall. That invisible line where the camera becomes screen and the world of the show meets the world of the audience. Everybody loves a good fourth wall break, a reach, an acknowledgment of the other world. Eye contact with the camera, a comment about audience, it’s all very fun.
Theater, live theater at least, has a very thin fourth wall. The actors onstage can hear the audience’s clapping or laughter, gasps or heckling. They can make eye contact with individual audience members or walk amongst them. They can, in the case of Starkid’s Black Friday, take a bite of an apple and hand it off to someone in an aisle seat. You see a lot of acknowledgement of the fourth wall baked into scripts. Shakespeare’s a great example of this with a very obvious one being “all the world’s a stage”, making a double fourth wall break by bringing up theater and referencing the name of the theater itself (the Globe). Another example is in Moliere’s Tartuffe with the line “Must I play your part and say the lines you ought to say?”. Lines like that are sprinkled everywhere in plays. Both Arnold Ridley’s The Ghost Train and Starkid’s The Trail To Oregon have a character yell and point at the audience, referring to it as being surrounded by watching eyes.
And then there’s podcasts. It’s not in-person, there is no physical audience to acknowledge like there is in theater, but there is something very personal about it. One thing I have noticed if how often there has to be a reason for why a podcast is a podcast. An acknowledgement of format. The Magnus Archives is a collection of tapes. The only content we get is what is on the tapes. Wolf 359 starts out as Eiffel's audio log before transitioning into third person like a tv show. Max And Ivan: Fugitives is the two of them recounting what happened and we get to flash forward and see it acted/sound designed like a tv show. King Falls AM and Welcome To Night Vale are radio programs. Unknown 9: Out Of Sight is a podcast in-universe. Something about the audio-only format begs explanation. So why is that?
Well, part of it is that without visual cues, a lot has to be established through explanation and narration, and it feels less awkward to do that if you explain why you’re doing it. Giving an intro to the world and situation direct to audience without it being out of character or heavy handed is also much easier with an in-universe reason. This is why you have shows like Wolf 359 and Woe.Begone start out having in-universe audio format before transitioning to also include a third person seeing-the-action-in-action view.
But there still is that level of intimacy, especially in in-universe audio podcasts. Why are we listening to Jon’s tapes in The Magnus Archives? “Oh Martin,” Annabelle Cane says, “You have no idea who’s listening, do you?” and the audience sucks in a breath because we are listening. Why can we hear Enoch’s broadcast in Be Not Afraid? Well, if we’re hearing it, that means we are Enoch’s chosen prophets.
I have no formal conclusion, no grand web revealed. I simply love a good fourth wall break.
433 notes - Posted February 11, 2022
#4
[ID: The first image is a screenshot of TheVoidSings’ lyric video for “The Mechanisms - Death To The Mechanisms - 19 - Terminus (Lyrics)”. Over a purple space background, it says, “[Jonny D’Ville] “AH HAHAHAHA! YES!”.
The second image is the sickos meme with text saying “Everyone dying horribly”. It shows a man grinning through a window saying “YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!” Instead of being labeled “sickos”, the man is labeled “JONNY D’VILLE”.]
506 notes - Posted November 6, 2022
#3
Any pairing can be read as platonic if you’re not a coward.
568 notes - Posted March 15, 2022
#2
sir fitzroy maplecourt, knight in absentia of the realm of goodcastle, would have loved the crab infestation of tumblr’s april fool’s day thing
665 notes - Posted July 27, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Why You Should Watch Headless
Headless is a free webseries from Shipwrecked set in Sleepy Hollow and following the new middle school science teacher Ichabod Crane. Ichabod’s rent gets raised, and he finds an unlikely roommate in none other than the headless horseman, on the condition he help the horseman find their head. What follows is a great comedy as Ichabod, Headless, local witch Matilda (who runs the not-a-drugstore), the mayor’s daughter Kat, absolute joy and middle school PE teacher Brom Bones, and the Babes (Brom’s three (3) weed smoking boyfriends who can and will do anything. Not well. But they will do anything.).
Every time they find and try out a new head, the owner of the head takes the episode -- a pirate, a local weed guy and history nerd, a youtuber, an infamous James Bond-esque thief, etc.
Now, some Headless things in no particular order:
- All the characters are great. Even character who seem like they should be side characters, like the Babes, get their time in the limelight and are absolute delights.
- THE BABES. Not only are they multi-talented icons, they also start their own show following up on the different heads called “Unsolved Babesteries”.
- Brom Bones. Brom could have been a nothing character, a dick and a rival for Kat’s affections. BUT NOT THIS TIME. Brom is a delight, and I adore him.
- There is a heist episode.
- Verla is a horror that may or may not have crawled out of a TV. She is also functionally Matilda’s adopted teenage daughter.
- M.K. Wiles wears a fake mustache one time.
- There are a lot of interconnected webs which unfold so nicely.
I highly recommend it!
675 notes - Posted November 1, 2022
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