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dumbbullet · 3 months
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Revisiting taz Balance and just... I forgot how good this shit is. The first instance of the clock tower in the eleventh hour. "Junebug". The entire "Word of mouth" scene. Arms outstretched. Gah.
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Apocalypse AU Alastor
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This is the second addition to the collab I have going with @mystoriesmylives for the Hazbin Hotel Apocalypse AU we are building together This is the first of many evocative pieces inspired by the colorful cast of Helluva Boss.
ID: This is a grayscale lightly shaded sketch of Alastor dressed better prepared for endurance and combat as he would experience more instances of violence in this post-apocalyptic setting. Without his coat, he opts for a more casual look with rolled up sleeves and garters, protective leather gloves over his hands and strikingly vibrant holsters for his blades that accent his eye-catching color scheme. Of course, with the presence of a more continuous flow of his voodoo inspired magic, his form is decorated with phantom stitches keeping his corpse-like stature intact and upright. Tap for higher quality. 👆
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erasermist · 8 months
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One Piece Live Action Season 1 (includes spoilers):
Sanji Thoughts
As usual this is gonna be really ramble-y (rambly?) and honestly just me listing practically every instance I could see 😂 sorry if it doesn’t make sense! I just need to get all my feels out and this is the best place.
I just love Sanji’s characterization in this version. Don’t get me wrong, I love anime Sanji but there is just something about this version that I love too! I mean yea he a bit less flirty and actually has a little more style, but that’s not all. I love the way this Sanji is enamored with Luffy from the beginning. From the first time they really talk he is clearly comfortable with meeting this pirate in a straw hat and talks easily with him. Jumps immediately to telling Luffy his dream, to try and help Zoro at the cry from help from Luffy, and the offer Sanji makes to try and cheer Luffy up about Zoro where he will make anything for him if he only asks is so cute.
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Sanji’s little smile in episode 6 after asking why Luffy would help defend the Baratie and Luffy just says “You fed us”… it’s perfect. In that moment, I think Sanji fell at least a little more in love with Luffy (platonic or romantic, I don’t really care how it’s viewed but love grew). And then his little smile when he asks about them needing a cook so he could join 🥲 it’s just so cute.
And his interactions with them all is just like he took on the role of older brother. I saw someone mention this before so it’s not like I’m the only one thinking it. In episode 7, the patience Sanji shows in talking to Luffy while fishing shows just how kind he is. And he is incredibly gentle when he leads the conversation o what Luffy is actually needing to talk about. And again when he traded a meal for time to speak with Nojiko, Sanji gives this soft look towards Luffy before gently steering the conversation to ask about Nami.
And even when Sanji sees that Buggy is making Usopp uncomfortable, he immediately sets out to silence him and makes a joke to try and calm Usopp down.
And in episode 8, even the usual Sanji - Zoro fighting only illustrates his kindness more, at least in this instance. During the fight against the Arlong Pirates, when Zoro looks like he is in pain from his injury, Sanji needles him to check on him.
He’s just so achingly kind! And I love him! Taz Skylar does an amazing job and I can only hope that he (and all the others) stay on with the live action for as long as it runs.
Edit: I can’t believe I forgot to mention his cuteness when he tells Luffy about the barrel idea!! He was so excited!
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cataztrophi · 5 months
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TAZ November Celebration 14: Vampire AU
This @taznovembercelebration story was brought to you by my firm belief that Angus McDonald should be able to roast every adult in the TAZ universe at least once. My card for this one was "vampire AU," so I had some fun playing around in a deeply unserious vampire space.
Kravitz first noticed the boy watching his apartment in late autumn. He always showed up a little before sundown, so Kravitz wasn’t sure if he had just started this behavior or if he was just noticing it now that the sun set before he left for his shift at the bar. He was a strange little guy, always clean and well-dressed, with big round glasses that he was constantly pushing up his nose. He kept a journal with him that he was always scribbling in, though Kravitz couldn’t guess what he was writing.
His first clue to the boy’s intentions came in early December. He had just closed and locked the door to his apartment, giving the boy an awkward little nod as usual, when he saw an older woman striding purposefully towards him. 
“Angus McDonald!” she exclaimed, strained worry in her voice. “What on Earth do you think you’re doing?” 
Kravitz took this as his cue to be on his way. As he turned the corner he heard Angus hush the woman frantically.
“I’m investigating the vampires!” he hissed, probably a little louder than he intended. Kravitz laughed to himself on his way down the stairs. It was nice to know his gothic flair was being appreciated. It had been a while since someone had accused him of vampirism, though. Clearly the kid had a big imagination.
The next time he saw Angus, he decided to introduce himself, and maybe lay some of his fears to rest.
“Hey,” he began, “you’re Angus, right? I’m Kravitz.”
Angus eyed him suspiciously for a moment, then stuck out his hand. Kravitz took it, a little surprised by his grave professionalism as Angus shook his hand with a carefully-calculated amount of eye contact. 
“Nice to meet you, sir.”
“Listen, Angus, I just wanted to let you know, while I might enjoy borrowing some vampire aesthetics, I’m not actually-”
“I’m ten years old, sir,” Angus said, with barely-concealed irritation. “I know what goths are.”
“I- oh.” Kravitz did not spend enough time with kids to know how to handle this.
“And you’re not the one I was talking about, sir. It’s them.” Angus inclined his head towards the apartment next to Kravitz’s with a wary expression on his face. 
Kravitz frowned. “Them? Well, I haven’t seen them around much since they moved in, but it seems a little extreme to jump to conclusions like that.”
Angus shook his head. “But I’m not jumping to conclusions, sir. This is the result of months of careful reconnaissance. Let me review the evidence.” He flipped open his notebook. “First, they never come out during the day. I’ve tracked this very carefully since August and they have never left their apartment before sundown. They even moved in at night.”
Kravitz thought about it. That was unusual, and certainly explained why he didn’t hear them moving in. But still, vampires?
“Lots of people have jobs they go to overnight,” Kravitz offered. “Like me, for instance. Maybe they have jobs like that.”
Angus gave him a pitying look as though Kravitz had just tried to explain that two plus two equals six. “That may be true, but even people who work a night shift come out during the day sometimes. It’s unavoidable since our society is set up with the assumption that people are diurnal. People who mostly come out at night may be common enough, but people who only come out at night have a reason to avoid the day.”
“Okay, you may be right there, but vampires? It still seems like a bit of a leap.”
“I have more evidence, sir!”
“Of course you do.”
Angus flipped to another page in his notebook and scanned it for a moment. “When they moved in, they had two large boxes with them that were just over six feet long. By my estimation, these boxes were exactly the right dimensions for a pair of coffins or caskets. I also examined the floor outside their apartment that night and found traces of dark, sandy soil, which doesn’t match the soil in the complex. It’s my belief that this was grave dirt that fell from their coffins during the move. Furthermore, if you look up at their windows from the courtyard, it appears that they’ve covered them in black plastic or a similar light-blocking material.”
In the midst of this head-spinning rundown, Kravitz found the time to wonder how often Angus looked through apartment windows from the courtyard, and reminded himself to close the curtains during his next impromptu lip-syncing session.
“I have other tests I’d like to run,” Angus continued, “but they would require more direct contact with the subjects, and I’m understandably a bit wary.”
Kravitz stared down at him. “That’s certainly…something…. But what would you do even if you did find out they were vampires? Try to stake them?” He might have to warn his neighbors to be on the lookout for a kid running around with a wooden stake and a crucifix, although he figured Angus wasn’t likely to follow through on such a plan.
Angus shook his head emphatically. “No, sir! As far as I can tell, they don’t seem to be a danger to the community, and I think vampires, if they do exist, have just as much of a right to live as anybody.”
“So why bother investigating at all?”
“To get to the truth!” He said this like it was entirely obvious. “Besides, if vampires exist, think about the implications! We might be surrounded by all sorts of fantastical beings and phenomena that we just don’t know how to look for yet! Wouldn’t you like to know if that was the case?”
Kravitz had to hand it to him, the kid was convincing. “You know, Angus, I suppose I would. Tell you what. I’ll keep an eye out, and let you know if I see anything strange. Just try to stay out of trouble, okay?”
Angus extended a hand again and Kravitz shook it, bemused. “It’ll be a pleasure working with you, sir. Now if you’ll excuse me I have some cross-referencing to do.” He turned and started back towards his own apartment, leaving Kravitz feeling like he was somehow Angus’s sidekick now.
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Saturdays were some of the worst nights at the bar, and this one was no different. It was nearly four a.m. before Kravitz dragged himself back to his apartment building, and he couldn’t face the stairs to the fourth floor. Instead he waited for the elevator and slumped against the railing when it arrived. The doors were just sliding shut when he heard someone shout to hold the elevator. He lunged for them, just managing to get his hand between them before they closed completely.
The doors slid open, revealing one of the most beautiful people Kravitz had ever seen. He had long blond hair tied back in a thick braid and eyes sparkling with mischief and ringed with glittery silver eyeliner. He was wearing an incredibly fluffy-looking knitted sweater and holographic platform boots, plus at least three separate statement necklaces. His earrings were made of bubblegum pink plastic and shaped like deer skulls.
“Thanks, my man,” he said as he stepped into the elevator. “Cha’boy was not going to do those stairs tonight.” He grinned, revealing a gap between his front teeth, and Kravitz felt his face heat up instantly.
“No problem,” Kravitz managed to get out, having already turned off the part of his brain responsible for socializing when he left the bar. “What floor?”
“Fourth. Oh! You too, huh?”
Kravitz nodded. He didn’t think he’d seen the man before, but that was hardly surprising considering the hours he kept with work. He’d certainly like to see more of him, if at all possible. 
“Fellow night owl?” he asked, hoping he could somehow turn the conversation in the direction of their respective activities, and then activities they could do together, and then a date and time they could plan for those activities.
The man smiled again, softer this time. “You could say that. I’m Taako.” He extended a hand heavily adorned with costume rings.
Kravitz took it with an answering smile. He was surprised to find that Taako’s hand was even colder than his own.
“You’re freezing,” he noted. “Are you alright?”
Taako wrinkled his nose. “Poor circulation. Maybe you could help with that, handsome.” He winked, and Kravitz felt his knees turn to jello. 
“They say exercise can help,” he said, still feeling out the space a little.
“Ooh, I’d love to get your heart racing.” He looked Kravitz over, clearly taking his time, and it suddenly felt incredibly warm in the elevator.
“I think you already did,” Kravitz said, truthfully. Nothing wrong with his circulation, that was sure.
Taako laughed, sounding genuinely delighted, and Kravitz’s heart leapt. “I’m sure we could think of some other things that would work, too.”
The elevator dinged before Kravitz could reply, and they both stepped out onto the fourth floor.
“This one's mine,” Kravitz said ruefully, gesturing towards his door.
“What a coincidence. Looks like you’re right next door.” Taako took out a key ring that was more novelty keychains than actual keys and unlocked the door to Angus’s suspected vampire nest.
Kravitz couldn’t help but laugh. He couldn't imagine anyone who looked less like a vampire than this sunny, freckled blond, even if he was almost supernaturally pretty.
“Well, now that we've met I can report your vampire status back to my superiors,” he quipped, realizing the moment he said it that Taako didn't have any of the context needed to make that not sound insane. A moment after that, he realized that, in the absence of proper context, Taako had apparently assumed that he was saying something awful. Taako’s inviting smile disappeared so quickly it seemed like he'd flipped a switch, and his eyes grew dark and flat. Before Kravitz could explain, or apologize, or really think, Taako’s hand closed around his shirt collar and he was being pulled into Taako’s darkened apartment. 
Unable to clearly reconstruct the sequence of events that led to this moment, Kravitz found himself pinned against the back of the door, with Taako pressing one hand over his mouth and the other on the center of his chest. It didn’t hurt, per se, but there was enough pressure behind it to indicate that it could hurt, if Taako felt like it. Kravitz was having a lot of mixed and quite frankly contradictory feelings about this turn of events. 
“Listen.” Taako's voice was quiet and carefully measured. “I'm not going to hurt you.” Kravitz found this hard to believe. It would be just his luck if his hot new neighbor turned out to be a serial killer or something. “I know you're not just going to stake us, cause then you wouldn't have said anything. So tell me who you're working for, and what you know, and then we can talk about a deal.”
Taako’s eyes looked strangely reflective in the dim candlelight of his apartment, almost like a cat's eyes. And was Kravitz seeing things, or did his teeth look longer and sharper than before?
No fucking way. If Angus had been right Kravitz was going to throw himself into the sea.
“I'm going to uncover your mouth, okay?” Kravitz nodded, as much as he could with Taako’s hand pressed against his face. In other circumstances he would have been enjoying this. Honestly, part of him was enjoying this, which probably said something about his self-preservation instincts, or how long he'd been single, or both.
Taako pulled his hand back, leaving the one on his chest. “Who do you work for, and what do you know?”
Kravitz swallowed. His mouth was uncomfortably dry now. “I work for The Astral, it's a cocktail bar downtown. And I know… well, apparently a lot less than I thought I did. Speaking of which, I'd actually like to go back to something real quick?”
 He began to put his hands up, but as soon as his muscles shifted Taako pushed against his chest a little harder in warning. “Are you telling me you are actually a vampire? And you think I'm… what? Some sort of vampire hunter?”
Taako’s eyes went wide. Then his shoulders slumped and he let go of Kravitz. “Son of a bitch. You didn't know shit, did you?”
Kravitz shrugged apologetically. “If it helps, I see how you would have gotten that impression.”
“Fuck!”
“Taako?” Another voice came from around the corner and a woman in a long red bathrobe who looked startlingly like Taako appeared. “Is everything-” She broke off when she saw Kravitz. “Who's this?”
“Kravitz,” he introduced himself, at the same time Taako said “Nobody.”
The woman crossed her arms. “Getting some contradictory messages here, gang.”
“I live next door,” Kravitz offered. Now that it didn’t seem like he was in immediate danger, he was taking comfort from the fact that everyone else seemed just as clueless about how to deal with this situation as he was. “I think we had kind of a misunderstanding, and well….”
The woman turned to Taako. “Does he know?”
Taako winced. “You know, Lup, funny story about that….”
Lup rolled her eyes. “You told him, didn't you?”
“I thought he already knew!”
“Taako, I swear, if we have to move again-”
“I'm not going to tell anyone, if it helps,” Kravitz said.
She rounded on him. “You’re not going to tell anyone that you’ve just discovered bloodthirsty monsters living in your apartment complex?”
Kravitz raised an eyebrow. “I think you’re making some unfair assumptions about me. I haven’t seen any evidence that you’ve been hurting people, and if you were just mindless killers I have a feeling I wouldn’t be talking right now.” Gods, he hoped he was right.
Taako and Lup exchanged a thoughtful glance. Finally Lup shrugged. “You deal with this, Koko. I’m gonna go take a bath.” She headed back towards the hallway before freezing suddenly. “In water, and maybe a bath bomb. Whoever invented the whole “bathing in blood” thing did not know how coagulation works.”
She walked off, leaving Taako and Kravitz staring at each other.
“Can I… ask you a question?” Kravitz asked hesitantly.
Taako shrugged and sat down on the arm of the faded, floral-patterned sofa behind him. “Ask away, my man.”
“Where do you get the blood?”
He laughed. “Volunteer system, baby!”
Kravitz stared at him. “Really.”
“Scout’s honor!”
“And that fits the demand? I mean, there’s enough people who’d let a vam-” He stopped himself. “Okay, yeah, saying it out loud it makes sense.”
“Welcome to 2023, my dude. Everybody’s horny for vampires.”
Kravitz was in no position to dispute this.
Taako perched, birdlike, on the arm of the sofa, that mischievous light back in his eyes. “Okay, Taako’s turn to ask a question.”
“Go ahead.”
Taako squinted at him, contemplating. “What do you get out of it? Not telling anyone, I mean.”
Kravitz’s heart skipped a beat. “Dinner?” he said, before he could talk himself out of it. There were some things you just had to do for the sake of your depressed teenage baby goth self. 
Taako smirked at him and climbed down from the couch, walking towards him with a sort of feline grace that had him mesmerized. “Oh, I’d love to have you for dinner, handsome.”
He blinked. Was that a threat or a come-on? Should he be more concerned about this?
To be clear,” he added hurriedly, “this isn’t some sort of blackmail thing, where I go find Dr. Van Helsing if you won’t go out with me.” Taako laughed, and Kravitz couldn’t help but smile as well. He already loved the sound. “I’d just… I’d like to get to know you a little better. It doesn’t have to be dinner, either, if that’s an issue….”
“I don’t know, I was really looking forward to sucking you dry.” His smile was knife-sharp, and probably just as deadly, as he continued towards him.
Okay, that one had to be a come-on, right? Surely. Right? Whichever it was, Kravitz was beginning to wish he was still pinned against the wall, just to give his legs some much-needed support. 
“I-” 
Before he could ask for clarification Taako grabbed his face in both hands and kissed him, rough and eager, pressing him against the back of the door. 
“When’s your next night off?” Taako asked when he pulled back, a little breathless. Wait, did vampires breathe? Shit. Focus up, Kravitz. He would have to ask about it later, though.
“Wednesday.” His voice was low and unsteady. 
“Pick me up here at 7? You can take me dancing.”
Kravitz nodded, and a moment later he was back in the hallway. Still a little dazed, it took him longer than usual to unlock his door. One question kept circling back around in his mind, in the space between the drastic reshaping of his worldview and the agitated excitement for his upcoming date. What was he going to tell Angus?
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pherre · 8 months
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for some reason i thought the first instance of music in taz is in sloane's death scene but no, it's in the scene where taako murderbaits klaarg. which is just great
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spockandawe · 1 year
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Another Ianthe thought! It's idly bothered me since reading Nona the Ninth that she would so willingly board the immortality train without Coronabeth. Not in a this-is-bad-writing way, but like I'm missing a little puzzle piece. If Ianthe actually wanted to escape Coronabeth, it would make sense, but if the codependence cuts both ways, then I was missing something critical. But that post about whether Ianthe modded Corona to be extra extra beautiful has stuck with me, and it shook something loose.
Now I'm wondering if Ianthe wasn't planning to be immortal alone, and instead she was planning to manually drag Corona along for the ride as well. All the other necromancer/cavalier pairs we see, it's a massive emotional deal to consume someone you were so close to, we get hints that Augustine and Mercymorn were trapped into it via suicide pact, it's so strange that Ianthe was so much more READY than any of the other necromancers to eat her cavalier.
And you know how this idea does make sense? It makes sense if Ianthe was already willing to do the work of two powerful necromancers to keep Coronabeth with her as they were growing up. Clearly Ianthe could have been terrifyingly competent on her own and only slightly less Aesthetic, and it would have just taken one instance of leaving Corona hanging out to dry and outing her as a non-necromancer, and instead, they kept up the act even to the point of arguing their way into the first house together.
Corona is crying as she asks why Ianthe didn't eat her, and I was with her at first, my best guess for why Ianthe was so eager to bail was resentment (and I still think that's an ingredient in the codependence soup, just not the key one here). But I'm forgetting someone! Yes, he comes in last place in that three-way dynamic, as well as the third house narrative, in a way that is fascinating to me, but the two of them are as intimately tied to Naberius as any necromancer is tied to their cavalier. More than most, arguably, Judith is pretty harsh on the cradle cavalier dynamic the third house apparently leans into, and he's been helping all along to hide that Corona isn't a necromancer.
I've fairly well convinced myself at this point that Ianthe was so ready to devour Naberius not just for the sake of ambition (though, again, I think that is an element). But once she's solved the mystery of lyctorhood, then she's confirmed for herself that Teacher was right, there's no path forward for both of them... as lyctors. I would have expected anyone else in the cast to agonize much harder over killing their cavalier, so does that mean Ianthe and Naberius don't have that particular relationship? No, I don't think that's it, I think they are attached in an alarmingly intense way (her guest to her birthdays was always who would annoy him the most), just like a typical necromancer and cavalier. It's just that this degree of attachment is dwarfed by how much Ianthe and Corona revolve around each other. What's really key is her ability to keep Coronabeth intact, and like, sure, it would be nice to keep Babs with them in SOME capacity, but there's a clear priority order here, and eating him means he's still technically around.
In summary, Ianthe became a lyctor without Coronabeth because she intended to bring her sister along manually if necessary. Consuming Babs is an incredibly easy decision if it means Corona won't be able to die and leave her, and he's still here, kind of, which is close enough. Obviously I could be off base and I will be delighted to read whatever character notes taz muir lays in front of me in the next book, but in the space of writing this post I took myself from 'hm, I wonder if this makes sense' to a pretty firm headcanon, so here we are.
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blowflyfag · 3 months
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ECW Magazine: February 2000
16 QUESTIONS WITH YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI
BY GABE SAPOLSKY ‘JAPANESE BUZZSAW’ KICKS HIS WAY THROUGH ECW ROSTER
Since joining Extreme Championship Wrestling in the beginning of 1999, Yoshihiro Tajiri has proven to be a perfect fit for the federation. From his bloody, barbed-wire beating at the hands of Taz at Heat Wave on July 18 to his victory over Little Guido and Super Crazy during a three-way dance at Anarchy Rulz on Sept. 19, Tajiri solidified the brutal reputation he built as a wrestler in Japan.
Tajiri is currently a soldier in Steve Corino’s war against hardcore wrestling. The following is an interview with the “Japanese Buzzsaw” conducted through an interpreter.
Q1. DO YOU LIKE WRESTLING IN THE UNITED STATES?
A. I like it except for the people. They are really ignorant and disrespectful. This has become a home to me, though. In Japan, I was also considered a rebel, I never really fit in. I am much more comfortable here. I get paid the most money here. I’d say that’s my favorite thing about the United States.
Q2. HAVE YOU PICKED UP A LOT OF ENGLISH?
A. I’m learning very quickly. I know a lot of phrases, for instance (now speaking in English): “ECW fans are white trash” (now back to Japanese through the interpreter). I’m very intelligent so my English improves every day. I learned Spanish while I was in Mexico. Soon I’ll be fluent in three languages. 
Q3. HOW DOES MEXICO COMPARE TO THE UNITED STATES?
A. Im supposed to answer that in one paragraph? They are very different. I can live in Mexico, Japan or the United States with equal ease. 
Q4. HOW DO THE DIFFERENT PROMOTIONS YOU’VE WORKED FOR COMPARE?
A. ECW has been my favorite promotion. I’m on national television every week here, I get the biggest checks of my career. I’m in a video game and everywhere I go I can find someone to kiss my ass because they know how good I am.
Q5. HAVE YOU HAD DIFFICULTY GETTING AROUND IN THE UNITED STATES?
A. Not really. A guy named Doug Gentry has actually helped me a lot. I call him and he drives me wherever I want. If I need something done around the apartment, he comes running. If I ask for a favor, he does it. He’s such a mark. It makes me laugh. It’s like I have my own butler. 
Q6. WHY DON’T YOU HAVE RESPECT FOR THE ECW FANS?
A. Like I said earlier, most of them are ignorant white trash. They chant items off a Chinese food Menu at me. They are just too stupid to even know that I am Japanese. Most of them couldn’t tell the difference between a Japanese, Chinese and Korea =n guy if they were all standing next to each other with their country’s flags hanging over their heads. That is pure ignorance. 
Q7. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOUR CHANGE IN APPEARANCE AND ATTITUDE SINCE YOU ENTERED ECW?
A. This is the real me. I acted polite and quiet when I first got here because I was trying to earn a job. Now that I have cemented my place in ECW as a star, I can do and act however I want. You can say I put on an act and that I worked the ECW fans. Their stupid minds stereotype me as a nice, little foreigner. Well, that’s not me. I’m the Japanese buzzsaw and I’m the most dangerous athlete in ECW. I’m after the big money and I’ll do anything to get it.
Q8. THAT INCLUDES ALIGNING WITH STEVE CORINO?
A. He pays me the best. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make as much money as I can. There were two things that attracted me to wrestling. I wanted to travel and I wanted to make money. So far in ECW I’ve been very successful at both. 
Q9. HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR THE TARANTULA?
A. That has to be one of the stupidest questions I've ever been asked. I'm proficient in Japanese, American and Mexican wrestling styles and kick boxing. I know every pressure point and every way possible to twist and turn your body. I know more wrestling hods than most wrestlers, for instance Tommy Dreamer, will ever forget.  The Tarantula is just what happens when I apply my immense knowledge to the ring.
Q10. WHICH WRESTLING STYLE DO YOU PREFER
A. It really doesn’t matter to me. I’m a machine. I just win and make money.
Q11. WHO HAS INFLUENCED YOUR CAREER?
A. Of course Kendo Nagasaki who trained me. I’d say from Mexico it would be Negro Casas. I have learned many things from him that I do today in ECW. As far as non-wrestlers, Victor Quinones, who booked me in ECW, has been very influential to me in and out of the ring. Victor has played a huge role in my success
Here are the names of some people you have been involved with in ECW. What are your opinions of them?
Q12. STEVIE CORINO
A. He is one of the most intelligent people I have met. Did I mention he pays me really well?
Q13. Jack Victory
A. A true legend in the business. It is an honor to be associated with him.
Q14. TOMMY DREAMER
A. I have shown respect for everyone mentioned, but I cannot do that for Tommy Dreamer. I hate everything that Dreamer stands for. I really take pleasure in hurting him and anything that is dear to him. That is why i sprayed Francine in the face [on July 31 at ECW arena in Philadelphia]. I will make him suffer and I will break his back and put him out for good.
Q15. SUPER CRAZY
A. Crazy and I were once very good friends. The rivalry we had in ECW has destroyed that friendship. I think he’s just getting jealous because I’m winning more of the matches. He is definitely one of the best lucha libre wrestlers in the world and a great athlete, but I’m better.
Q16. JERRY LYNN
A. I’ve been in the ring with the best of Japan, like Jushin Liger, the top wrestlers of two Mexican promotions and many of the top stars in America. Jerry Lynn is one of the best technical wrestlers I have ever faced. He is flawless, except for one thing: He is weak. He is always injured and that always gives me a body part to kick the hell out of. If i know Lynn has injured ribs, you better believe I’m going to kick and chop those ribs until he cannot breathe. That is why he will never beat me.
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hey, you said you could contact you with questions about writing image descriptions? when describing like, a character, should you describe their physical appearance, or just say that it’s them? like.
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so you have this picture of rick astley, who we can pretend is blorbo from a show. would the correct description be something like
“rick astley, a thin white man with short red hair, stands behind a microphone, singing and pointing at the camera. he is wearing a black and white striped shirt and black blazer, and stands in front of a hazy cathedral-like window,”
or would it be just like
“rick astley, singing into a microphone and pointing at the camera. he is in a black and white striped shirt and black blazer, and stands in front of a hazy cathedral-like window” ?
on the one hand, someone encountering content for a fandom they’re in is likely to be familiar with the appearances of the characters, so it seems redundant to describe their appearance? but on the other hand posts tend to reach people who aren’t in the intended audience, so a basic physical description might be in order for them? sorry if this is a dumb question
this is getting into super subjective territory, so like, take all of my words with a huge ol' pinch of salt.
i'll also say that the first example you gave is never wrong. so if you're worried at all, more description (especially if it's just, like, a sentence or two more but adds a lot contextually!) is always okay.
in my very subjective, very context-dependent opinion, if the person/character you're describing is uber famous, it's okay to just write, for instance, "a doodle of superman lifting up a building." again, it's not wrong to describe what superman looks like, and in fact that info is probably useful at times, but it's less critical.
if the character is relatively less known, or if there is NOT a canonical way a character usually looks, or definitely if the depiction of the character is NOT canon, it makes more sense to describe them with more detail every time they appear. (for example, i always describe how taz: balance characters look in detail, because they don't have precise canonical descriptions.)
so i would say, it depends on the character and the fandom and a whole bunch of other things, but if it's not a superman-level famous person, i don't think you can go wrong with a short physical description every time.
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One Piece Chapter 1070 - Initial Thoughts
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And we return, not sure if it's the last chapter of the year but we get to 1070. I know I may've said it last year but considering how we got chapter 1000 on the stroke of 2020 but still, 70 chapters in 2 years is not bad going, we finished Wano and since then it's just been banger after banger
So let's see what the next one has going for it
Spoilers for the Chapter, Support the Official Release
Man the young MADS crew are certainly...a look? Caesar with the bowl cut is not it my dude, skinny Queen out here looking like a maniac, dunno what Judge's hair is on but WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TWIRLY BROWS!? There's a slight curl for sure but it explains little! Dunno who stockings would be, part of me thinks it could be Stussy since she is sussy. Younger Vegapunk kinda looks badass but he's still got the giant head
Sentomaru's still alive! He used his ryou toreduce the damage of Lucci's attack, but he's still in a fight for consciousness
Before Lucci can go for another crack at him though, Luffy smacks him with a Taz spin kick
Seems Luffy's Gear Fifth moves are getting the 'Dawn' naming choice
In true Luffy fashion though, Luffy can't stop spinning and drills through the ground XD
The Seraphim meanwhile are cooking the CP0 redshirts, didn't consider the utility of Sr Pink's fruit with Fishman Karate though that's quite effective
Franky though asks if Sr Pink is dead given the use of his fruit though, it seems he's still in Impel Down
It seems that while only Zoans can be manufactured via SMILE, Vegapunk was only able to replicate Mythical Zoans (worry sensors, Luffy is a mythical zoan so does that mean his power can be replicated?), Logia types are 'difficult' but Paramecia had a way to work around
It seems instead of recreating the fruit, Vegapunk could simply harness the lineage factor of Paramecia users to replicate their abilities, which he calls 'green blood'
So like SMILEs are all Zoan-onlys, Seraphim are Paramecia-onlys basically; S-Snake and S-Bear share the same fruits as their originators - unclear if S-Hawk has a fruit still though. Wonder if this means there are Logia-onlys somewhere
Just an additional since it's causing twitter stir: No I don't think the CP0 agents affected by S-Snake's fruit are lusting after a child, I interpreted it as them finding her cute. Boa's powers work on lust because of her physical appearance, but even she's managed to petrify people by simply acting cutesy around them, the fact that Blackbeard was after the fruit also implies that it's likely not just beauty that can empower the fruit's skillset
Vegapunk also calls the Seraphim the 'Strongest Humans', though if Blackbeard can take one I'd bet Whitebeard could've swatted a few
It is however, not lost on the lab group that these Seraphim are potentially future enemies
Lucci leaving a proper looney shaped hole in the wall XD but there's the evil smile as he tries to go for Sentomaru again
Giant Luffy through the ground!
I don't care who you are that should terrify anyone
The chomp down misses so Luffy spits the rubble at Lucci, who uses his haki to knock them away
Luffy deadass manifested some goggles before using a tube to Dawn Rocket his way into Lucci's abdomen, and about a foot past where his spinal column should be
Lucci is definitely cooked, but he's also still barely conscious
S-Snake is a tsundere, getting all flustered when Jinbe called her nicer than OG Boa for helping them, this is our first instance of Seraphim having personality though
Sentomaru gets one last exchange with Luffy before directing Luffy to the vacuum rocket
I guess now Luffy's a bit more duty-bound to have Vegapunk on the ship, even if it's only to move him someplace else
Bonney just now regains consciousness after all the shit has gone down
The Vacuum Rocket seems to be a mix of the Futurama travel tubes and the bullet train, since it got them to the labophase in 32 seconds
Egghead's going on lockdown now though
Despite some credit given to him by Kaku, Sentomaru does indeed pass out, which leaves CP0 with the 4 Seraphim on hand
Lucci you can talk all you like of 'if we wait they'll likely escape' but really you just want to keep fighting we see you
So the lab group learn about Vegapunk seemingly joining on the ship for escort, which does beget a lot of reaction
With Atlas in the med bay, Bonney's storming out in a huff again, locked in on wanting to kill Vegapunk again
Meanwhile CP0 intend to keep everyone in Egghead from escaping
Kizaru's still on his way too, back with his sarcastic stoner personality, and a fleet of warships to boot...
So this was another fun chapter for me at least; we got some more Gear Fifth action with Luffy beating up Lucci, but the scales are soon to shift with Kizaru's approach and CP0 using the Seraphim.
Giving S-Snake some dialogue intrigues me though, because if they have personality then they should have wills of their own, they're not mindless like the Pacifista, so what's to stop them from going against orders? Also I wonder how Oda will play this, since Vegapunk outranks CP0, so surely they would need to KO all the Punks before setting the Seraphim on the Straw Hats.
They also still need to get up there in the first place, but we also have to remember that Zoro, Brook and Caribou (who has to come into play still, but all hope for Carrot is gone at this point, which still annoys me) are still on the ground floor too! They need something to do still, plus they're the only ones not clued in on the Vegapunk deal too.
So basically the criticisms still stand; the non-Luffy characters need a direction beyond watching or waiting on the sidelines, I expect we will get there but it is taking its sweet time, maybe Oda's waiting for the Year of Franky or something along those lines. But this is the floor to get some upgrades for other Straw Hats too, while maybe fighting an Admiral and the Seraphim in the process.
It didn't say break next week so I guess we might get some scanlations on the 29th, but the official for 1071 will be in 2023 either way so we'll have to wait and see what follows.
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hiiii im making a self indulgent ass post w/ all the fun little details i packed into tip the ferrymen pages up til today (excluding all the stuff thats foreshadowing for later spoilers) im gonna put it all under the cut though!!!
so hi. funny little bg details in ferrymen that i think is fun:
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pg2 - Russel's grave! his last name, Marek, is named after an NPC in a really old dnd campaign my buddy jay ran for us back in high school
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pg8 - there's a lot here so im just showing all of it LMAO. ambrosia bar back alley in the bg, one of eddie's murals is on the wall, eileen's missing poster is on the left, and as a lil spoiler: one of the ghosts in the background is gonna be a major character in arc 2!
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pg20 - one of joey's drawings is of a younger nathan and the other is a blue cowboy, if you know what thats a nod to you know lol
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pg20 - Eddie's gifts for the fortunes include a cat angel statue, white lillies (often used in funerals), and a blue candle. most of this is just supposed to be a nod towards who's leaving these gifts
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pg33 - this is kinda hard to see due to the coloring (which i plan on going back and fixing at a later date) but the title of this book is "the wonderful world of elevators" which is a taz reference
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pg37 - this is more a production fun fact but i made the eyes on the shadow creature in esther's portrait by just heavily editing a photo of my eye lol
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pg37 - as eddie sneaks away from the vargas's, he glitches out which is meant to show that he's using his shapeshifting powers. foreshadowing!
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pg45 - foreground detail so everyone noticed it but eddies just kinda chilling here when the vargas's enter andy's library
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pg46 and pg81 - bim bim the bear's tears match esther's death injuries, he also copies joeys expressions throughout the first arc!
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pg52 - the author of this book is mai's dad, arthur!
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pg54 - eddie's "tell" when she's shapeshifted as someone else is that the scar over her eye stays no matter what. this isn't the only instance of this, but emily's disguise makes it the most obvious!
while we're at it-- eddie can mimic the blank eyes of ghosts because he knows they have blank eyes from watching paranathan, but he doesn't know what their death injuries like so they can't mimic them.
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pg60 - the environments in sarah's station are made of cardboard cut outs, mimicing the kinda toy-like feeling of a giant train model
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pg68- anime sparkles
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pg71 - my favorite example of bimbim mimicking joey's expressions
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pg74 - this is obvious i just really wanna point out nathan blushing when he sees how fucking tall eddie is
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pg76 - when stumbling across the recreation of the murder scene, joey and eddie stare at the replica of the murder weapon in horror while nathan looks ahead at the portrait on the wall. nathan has seen this scene before back when it actually happened, it wouldn't be shocking to him but the museum of grief lizzie's made for herself would. eddie and joey, who have never seen the scene before, focus on the replica weapon.
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pg83 - joey and esther bein BUDS
theres a few for page 84 so here we go:
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one of eddie's murals is on a wall next to an ad for spectech, the mural is mocking eli
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glenn and henry from a certain dnd podcast
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more missing posters but theyre mega small so lol
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pg86 - this is not a small detail i just really, really wanna point out nathan's cut off expression when eddie says this and how joey reacts to it being able to see what the audience cant. makes me insane
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pg93 - ghost boxers. this isn't obvious but its 10x funnier if you know that its paranathan merch
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pg100 - the newspaper changes to read "He's dead you're still here" when nathan starts to dissasociate
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pg104 - this was a self indulgent lil thing for me but my players characters in our interstitial campaign are hidden back here!
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pg114 - one of the background ghosts from pg8 is right here highlighted in red
pg117 has two things!
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one of the background characters is holding a paranathan phone case
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steve and alex of mc fame. this reference wasnt intentional at first but a friend pointed it out while i was coloring and i thought it was funny as hell and just ran with it
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pg118 due to A Shenanagin in the tip the ferrymen discord server, corporate art style babe ruth is now a thing in this comic
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pg127 - eddie seeing eli in the same room as them and just immediately deciding to leave
theres a bunch more but those are all foreshadowing for BIG spoilers later and this is mostly lil easter eggs/goofs/etc HFJSDHFKDS
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Naughty Boy
Here's the first one of the two fics I mentioned last night. First time writing for Ricky Starks and I have no idea why it's taken me this long.
Pairing: Ricky Starks x OFC
Word count: 1,439
Content advisory: graphic sexual content
It feels like there should be a trail of oil dripping from him as he walks, he’s so slick, so slippery, so… infuriating. And sure, he’s gorgeous, but my god does he know it. His arrogance should be enough to turn you off but it isn’t, especially because he’s been focusing all that ocean of charisma on you for weeks. It feels longer but it really isn’t. You know it feels longer because you’ve been relishing every second of it and because it’s been agony trying to hold yourself back from just jumping on him. 
The last few days, though, it’s been a new kind of agony, as you’ve realized he’s not quite as focused on you as you wanted to believe. You overheard Allie talking about how he kept texting her, and then Penelope’s response that he was also hitting on Kris. 
“The stuff he’s saying is filthy,” Allie whispered. “Can’t lie though, it’s kind of hot.”
How had you ever led yourself to believe that you were the only one in the picture? You’re not even the only one in the picture at work, obviously. There’s two more that you know about and who knows how many you haven’t. For all you know, he’s sexting and trading pictures with every woman in AEW. You wonder if he’s sending the same pictures to all of you just to be efficient. 
Now that you’re aware of what’s really happening, of course, you realize that you’ve had some pretty major blinders on. Lexi walks past him and the way his eyes trail after her pert ass isn’t anything close to subtle. And yeah, when Kris appears, he sort of elbows her to get her attention and he smiles. Yeah, it definitely feels like she might have gotten to do more than phone stuff.  
When he notices you, he winks and excuses himself from the other members of Team Taz. He gives you that alligator smile as he approaches and sits down next to you, close enough to you that you feel a little excited but far enough away that it wouldn’t be terribly suspicious to anyone who saw you. For instance, it wouldn’t be suspicious to the other women he’s working right now. 
“Hey gorgeous,” he hums, “you’re here early.”
“Hey Ricky,” you stammer, trying not to swoon at the whiff of his cologne. What is that? Sort of sandalwood and metal and sex appeal. “I wanted to make sure we had all the cameras blocked right.”
The other women he’s been hitting on, the ones you know about, are all wrestlers, like him. They all have beautiful, lean bodies that they work on religiously, just like he does. They all understand what it’s like to work as a professional wrestler, so they’ve had the same experiences that he’s had. You’re a production assistant for the tv shows he works on. What the hell do you know about dating a wrestler? Well, evidently you didn’t know that dating a wrestler meant sharing him with any number of other women. Not that he really said you were dating. He just kept telling you that he couldn’t stop thinking about how beautiful you were, about how he wanted to know what you were like outside work. 
Later, after he’d gotten you comfortable talking with him, he started saying that he wanted to know about the sounds you’d make in bed, about how you liked to be touched, about your fantasies. You’re kind of amazed that he consistently remembers all yours, considering how many answers he probably has to keep filed away. Maybe he takes notes, so that he can have his sex talk ready for whatever woman he’s talking to. 
“You look sad about something,” he purrs. “Can I help?”
“No, I’m ok,” you tell him, aware that you sound and feel pretty far from ok. “I’m just… I don’t know… down on myself or something.”
“Why on earth would you be down on yourself? You’ve got everything going for you.”
“I guess I don’t feel like I have much.”
He makes what you can only assume is supposed to be a concerned face but he’s not very good at projecting real feelings. You give him a half-hearted smile. 
“I think I’m just a bit lonely or something.”
“Lonely? Well I can certainly help with that. Come with me for a minute.”
You kind of want to hold back but he gives you this sly smile that you feel in your bones and before you know it, you’re on your feet following him down the hall and eventually into his dressing room. He winks at you again as he closes and locks the door behind you. 
“Now how can I make you feel better?”
“You don’t have to do anything to make me feel better, Ricky. I’ll be fine on my own.”
He steps very close to you, leaning his head close to your neck. 
“Well, I want to do something to make you feel better.”
You can’t resist giving him a little smile and when he sees it, he gently pushes you up against the wall. 
“You know how much I’ve wanted to get you alone. All that talk only gets so far. You know I think about your body, that I can’t stop looking at you every time I see you.”
You bite your lip and are a little shocked when he bites it too, pulling it free and flicking his tongue just inside your mouth. 
“So maybe it’s time we do more than talk,” he hisses. 
“I don’t know. Do you think we should?”
“Oh, I definitely think we should.”
He kisses you aggressively, digging his fingers into your hips and nipping at your lips and tongue before working his way down your neck and over your collarbone. 
“Now let’s see if I can remember how to do this the way you like.”
You’re not sure what “this” means until you feel him drag your panties down and crouch in front of you. 
“Seriously? Here?”
“Why not?”
He presses his lips against your sex and draws his tongue lightly and ever so slowly over your folds. 
“You like to start slow, right?”
You nod, loving the feeling of him working over your pussy with his mouth, soft and insistent. Damn, he must have been taking notes to be doing this exactly the way you said you liked it. As nervous as you are about being heard, about being with him, about all of it, your body responds and you catch yourself moaning as you get more and more worked up. 
“That what you want?” he grins, lifting his head enough that you can see the gloss of your juices on his lips. 
“Uh-huh.”
“Does this make you feel a little better?”
You nod your head vigorously and he goes back at it, licking you and penetrating you with his tongue, flicking at your clit until you know you’re never going to be able to hold back. It’s hard to stifle the sounds you want to make but you just about manage to, pressing your lips together hard and grabbing hold of his hair as best you can as you thrust into him. 
It’s the most beautiful, satisfying release when you come that you can hardly process it. The bastard is awfully good at this and he knows. 
He stands, holding on to your hips to keep you steady and holds his perfect body against yours. You can feel the ripples of muscle underneath his thin shirt and you can’t resist the urge to run your hands up his arms. He presses himself close enough that you can feel the outline of his rigid cock against your thigh, and you can just imagine how good it would feel inside you. 
He smiles when he feels you grind yourself against him a little. 
“So you liked that?”
“Mm-hmm,” you sigh. You let your hand drift lower, running your fingers over the bulge in his pants, relishing how he’s so hard that you can feel the head, already excited enough that there’s a slight damp spot. “You know what else I like?”
He smiles, his eyes drifting to your hand as you rub him. “What else do you like?”
“A guy who doesn’t just keep me on a list with a dozen other women he’s fucking.”
You bump your arm into him hard enough that he springs back and march yourself to the door. As you unlock and open it, you glance over your shoulder so that you can get a good look at his shocked, confused, angry face. 
It feels great.
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HI I'M LATE TO THE WRITER ASK GAME! ❤️💥🎁🦈 (for my brand) 🧪🤩
HI NATALIE THANK YOU FOR THE ASK <3
❤️ What is your favorite line that you’ve written in a fic?
What the hell, have a goofy excerpt from the journal fic:
List of ideas Prostrate self on spiky rock New rock??? Horse???? Sculpt horse out of rock Repair old rock?? Repair old rock with blood Sacrifice self → Delilah’s magic in soul = soul goes into old rock = repairs rock?? Find Delilah new magic = gives back rock?? Prostrate self on very very spiky rock on the ground in front of her so that she can step on me → forgiveness via pain as I deserve Give some other chance to take retribution?? Give her my hair?????
💥 What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?
I really wish we’d spent longer in Yios—it felt like Matt spent soooo long building up to it and then the Hells found all the information they needed in like two episodes and skedaddled. The pacing has been pretty frantic and while I’m enjoying all of it I’m also hopeful that the second half(?) of the campaign will have a little more breathing room. I was put a bit in mind of the way Campaign 2 felt right around Travelercon—whipping through the visit to the Blooming Grove for instance. Having something fixed on a calendar is tough.
🦈 Which character is the toughest to write?
God I absolutely cannot get the hang of FCG and it drives me insane. I’m almost tempted to write something set during this Wildemount arc where Imogen gets to yell at him or something just to practice his (impossible) voice and getting inside their head.
🧪 Do you research for your fics?
I am a terminal canonfucker so yes I dooooo. Lots and lots and lots of linkable transcripts, primarily, but when I was writing the journal fic I had like seven or eight tabs open at a time—a couple of transcripts, the two critrolestats campaign calendar pages, a CR wiki page about the calendar, a critrolestats tab listing all of Imogen’s dreams, and a couple of CR wiki episode pages.
🤩 What led to your interest in the fandom?
I got really into TAZ balance in I think 2018—I’d been hearing @thunderburning talk about it for quite a while and then someone I was friendly with at work recommended it as well and I figured what the heck. I started seeing some CR on my dash from following TAZ blogs and gradually became interested. The thing that finally pushed me over the edge was meeting someone at a work lunch who spoke really enthusiastically about it, and then immediately going on a vacation where I had a lot of downtime (car rides and also jet lag insomnia). I think I listened to maybe the first six or seven episodes of Campaign 2 on that trip? It was a bit of a slow burn and then somewhere around the disastrous hospital heist episode I really went all in.
🎁 Have a piece of a WIP you want to share? I truly don’t have much right now so I am taking inspiration from you and using something I abandoned. I had fully forgotten about this one, it was set post-38. I’d written about a thousand words so I’m putting it under a read-more.
After dinner, after everything, they’re laying blankets out around the base of the sun tree. Laudna doesn’t really remember coming outside. She doesn’t really remember dinner. Snatches of it—Imogen beside her, hand on her arm, bracing her. It makes it feel more real. Imogen and the sun tree.
As they lay down, Laudna hovers a little, unsure of what to do, whether to—where to—it was her idea to sleep out here and they’re all looking to her and she doesn’t know where to, what to—
“Laudna?” Imogen says, and her voice is a touch to the hand, soft, firm, kind. “Come here, honey.” She’s found a spot in the curling roots, a trough between them. She sits and holds out a hand, and Laudna takes it and curls down beside her, lays against the rough, warm bark. She doesn’t quite realize she hasn’t been breathing until Imogen lays down beside her. Warmth in both directions. Everywhere. It’s been a long time since she was warm.
There’s a sound. The bumping of a wheel across ground. “Imogen, sorry, I wanted to check. Did you want me to—” Letters says. “In case tonight’s the night?”
Imogen shifts beside her. “Oh—sure, Letters. Yeah, thank you.”
Laudna turns to see what’s happening. Letters is laying out spell components—a feather, twine, a silver coin. She doesn’t recognize them. She wants to be conversational. She wants to ask, normally, what he is doing, and not because the presence unfamiliar magic makes her feel twitchy, like the time she’s missed is spinning out ahead of her, things changing in her absence, foreign and alone. She winds her fingers into Imogen’s, and just like that, Imogen squeezes back.
After a moment, she finds words. “What’s the feather for?” 
“Shared Dream,” Letters says proudly. “Lets someone come into a dreamscape with you.”
Her eyes move to Imogen. Imogen, Imogen. The dream—and Otohan—(a flashing sword, echo of a Imogen giving in for her, a liability, a nuisance)—Imogen looks brave and hopeful and scared. “Into the dream?” 
“We’ve been tryin’ it for a few days, while you were—gone. It hasn’t worked yet,” Imogen adds as Laudna’s heart falls, catching it. “But maybe tonight’s the night.” She forces a smile. Brave. Laudna wonders if there are updates her dream journal has missed. 
“I was wonderin’, actually,” Letters says. “Should I cast it like normal? Or now that Laudna’s back, do the two of you want me to try to send her in?”
She can go into the dream? She can be there for Imogen? She can escape her own nightmares, her own head? “I can—I can come,” Laudna says.
“Oh, honey, no, you don’t have to do that,” Imogen says immediately, and something inside Laudna caves in like wet sand. “I don’t need—all I need is for you to be here with me, okay?” Laudna’s expression must show something because she reaches out and touches Laudna’s face. Laudna is grateful. “I’m so glad you’re here with me.” 
“Me too,” Laudna says, and Imogen’s expression goes soft and intense and warm, and she wants to cling to it.
“All right then!” FCG says. “So I’m just gonna get it set up, then, with one end on me, okay?” Their magic sparks and then they hand Imogen the silver coin. She slips it into a pocket; the feather, twine knotted around it, goes back into FCG’s bag. Laudna watches it disappear inside the cloth, stays sitting as they roll away.
“Laud?” Imogen has laid down again, tucking herself back into the space between the two hugging roots. She’s got a blanket from the castle; it’s getting dirty. Laudna makes a mental note to clean it tomorrow. Prestidigitation. She can do things like this again. She can make things better. “Come to bed?”
“Of course,” Laudna says, and she lays back down amidst the brambles crawls under the corner of the blanket where Imogen has lifted it, crawls inside to where Imogen’s arms are waiting for her, and lets herself be folded within them. The tree holds her; Imogen holds her. Imogen kisses her hair softly and, surprisingly quickly, with a sense of safety and assurance that Laudna has rarely seen in her, her breathing falls into sleep, where Laudna cannot follow.
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Laudna dreams.
The tree is cold. The tree is cold and she is cold and the barn is cold. She’s dressing for dinner and the clothes are paper against the wind and there’s a chill wind on the air as they bring fire towards her home, and she doesn’t finish making Pâté and she is alone and it’s cold, she’s freezing, and then she’s not alone for the whisper of a voice, Delilah, always Delilah, waking rope around her neck to Delilah, the whisper of—
Imogen.
Warmth. 
Her face, through the branches; her voice, a rush of dream-memory, telling Laudna to fight. I want to, Laudna tries to say, you’re here and I want to, tell me how to fight and I can keep trying, I don’t know how anymore, but there’s nothing that comes out and she tries and tries again and her tongue is gone in her mouth and the fire picks up around her, how is the fire cold, and Pâté must be burning and her bird, the drawing, to take her away, she has a pocket full of feathers to build the bird and they’re carrying away on the ice wind,
“We’re here now,” Imogen says, and her hand is against the glass against Laudna’s and her eyes are warmth, and Laudna touches the glass and she feels Imogen’s hand in hers, they’re at dinner and there’s a sandstorm at the windows and Imogen’s hand is in hers and it’s steady and it squeezes when the lobster is served and her breathing stops and she looks to the end of the table and it’s Delilah, and Laudna looks at the lobster and it’s a noose, and she looks to Imogen in a panic and Imogen is there. She holds her hand and she’s there. Just stay close? Laudna says, and Imogen nods and leans towards her as though to kiss her, but there’s a barrier there, and she leans away. Don’t go too far, Laudna says, and Imogen says, I think that’s up to you, darlin’, and Laudna’s hands are Delilah’s and her face reflected in the glass is Delilah’s and the glass is a bubble and the dining room is a tree and Imogen is on the ground.
Don’t go too far, Laudna tries to say again, and Imogen’s face is terrified and she is farther away from LaudnaDelilah’s face, good, that’s safer for her, she shouldn’t be here, she shouldn’t, and Delilah’s voice speaks as Laudna’s mouth moves. Don’t go too far, don’t go too far, she says, don’t go—
and the tree closes around her
And Laudna wakes up.
(……anyway after that Laudna was going to beg her way into a dream with Imogen out of a need to feel useful, and in the dream she was going to be able to protect Imogen in some very Laudna way that I hadn’t quite worked out yet—something that gestured at just how false that “I haven’t been able to fight her for thirty years” was, that demonstrated all of the ways in which Laudna is and always has been so so strong. But then I started writing until the mosses take root in thunder instead and this one sort of fell by the wayside.)
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primatechnosynthpop · 3 years
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Idk whether this is because I'm becoming less of an edgy bitch or just because I'm self-absorbed, but I keep thinking about the various tragic narratives I've constructed and being like.... ok but what if it did end happily actually
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Does TAZ Balance pass the Bechdel Test
yes, but as far as i can tell the first instance of two named women speaking to each other about something other than a man is in episode 27, when hurley and sloane reunite following the battlewagon race:
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[ID; dialogue from Episode 27 of TAZ: Balance. Hurley says "You're in trouble..." and Sloane replies "This whole time I was looking for something more powerful than this fucking belt." End I.D.]
obviously this is referring to the characters being women and not the performers. also if anyone can point me to an earlier instance please do so!
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avijohann · 3 years
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As a long time listener of many of the collective McElroy podcasts, as someone who recommends you to friends as examples of inclusionary media, and as someone who has on multiple occasions spent money to come and see you live, this podcast season represents a totally different tone from anything I personally have experienced engaging with the art you create. I really love you as creators, but I'm really hurt by your actions and negligence in this particular campaign arc. I don't know of many indigenous people personally who engage with your media, but my First Nations colleagues at the museum I work at are often quick to point out native erasure and other instances of a lack of inclusion in media. It's part of their daily experience. And I find that horrifying. I want to stress that I sincerely support your advocacy for Black Lives Matter, LGBTQIA+ causes, disability awareness. But native erasure is something I cannot support, even if it's a "traditional fantasy trope," even if it's something you hadn't considered. When we know better, we can do better. 
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argonaut--keene · 3 years
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marine toxicology!! ruh roh raggy i love you. how do you know about such cool stuff?
fkldjshflkjs first of all, <3
marine toxicology (and more generally marine biology and terrestrial toxicology but like, combined is the best bc the ocean has so many fucked up creatures /affectionate) has been a special interest of mine since I was about four years old! I saw a lionfish at an aquarium and fell in love and decided to toddle around repeating the words "i want to be a marine toxicologist" to every adult who would humor me.
I no longer want to be a marine toxicologist (turns out it's a lot of organic chemistry and I'm simply not built for labwork), but I still love learning about it and I've read a bunch of great books (Venomous by Christie Wilcox, Spineless by Juli Berwald, The Sting of the Wild by Justin Schmidt, among others) and so many scientific papers and wikipedia articles. So like, I'm definitely not an expert, but I know more than the average bear! Toxins are neat :D
This knowledge occasionally becomes relevant to my fandom life, for instance when Griffin McElroy decides to include a blue-ringed octopus as an opponent in TAZ B Petals and I spent several hours recovering from the fact that d&d poison damage is nonsensical. I'll give Merle the benefit of the doubt for being a dwarf and having resistance to poison damage, but like...he should have taken more damage from that chomp flksdjhfkjs especially bc the octopus was GIANT and a normal blue ringed is the size of a fuckin' tennis ball. It also means I got VERY excited about the giant lionfish in TAZ E and was genuinely disappointed when it turned out [spoilers] even though the reveal was quite cool. But yeah, knowing a lot about things under the water that can hurt you, exactly how it can hurt you and what it would feel like, and how to save someone who's had a brush with a toxic sea creature does come in handy when I'm writing about a story that takes place entirely underwater, especially when I want to hurt a character or two!
So yeah, if you need to know how to neutralize jelly venom (DONT pee on it for goodness sake) or how to actually save someone bitten by a blue-ringed octopus, hit me up!*
*Disclaimer, don't actually message someone on tumblr for urgent medical advice. If you or someone you're with has actually been injured by a toxic sea creature, go to a hospital. But if you're just curious, I'm literally always happy to talk about marine toxicology!
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