#tbgc

[magical-bear-dubin]

@lixorloveslicorice and I are creating magic licorice known as magicorice. Here is the list so far, everyone can add a licorice, with color, name and power and we will start producing them.

Spicycorice-red-power of fire

Blackmagicorice-black-self explanitory

Goblicorice-green-turns you into goblin. If goblin, become a council member

Treecorice-green/brown-power pending

Geckorice

[peanutbutter-and-jellie]

Hello so i was enrolled in TBGC as incineration expert but i think i could learn from you a couple of tricks, would you please show me your wisdom?

Also hello

Also can we open another licorice stand next to your bookshop?

Ah yes, you can open a licorice stand next to my library bookstore *whispers* perhaps you should.... Build a permanent building so we can deliver the licorice directly to the building, because the licorice is produced *I point under my base* down there

Also if you need to learn a few tricks I am certainly happy to help

[actionhero]

An especially delicious Teachers in Bars Getting Coffee #tbgc meetup this morning at the newish brick and mortar of @orange_and_blossom!

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#vscocam

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[jooniemoon08]

⭐️BTS BINGO⭐️

i was tagged by @sweetpeajeon @pathtospring and @exoticarmyofcrowns 💗🥺 my loves

I GOT BINGO WITH HOBI 💜

this was fun ☺️☺️

Tagging: @hobieshopie @flowerkth @kimteahyung @vante-love @naturaljeon @moonlytae and anybody else bc this is fun :)

[bloodgulchclub]

Chapter Three: Quest of the Stolen Watergun

Donut noticed how Grif hasn't arrived to work in a couple days. This may be Donut's show but this is Grif's episode. After Decter's scene he crawed his way back home. And home consists of a shoe box and a flash light. Ever since then greif was has greving his greifed baby maker. Constantly having nightmares, remembering what happened that fateful day.

His tear stained eyes shot open as the dicked lobster crawled away. "It took my pp". It took his son. Ever since then Geoff hasn't been himself.

And in the end all Dexter wants to do is sleep. And hoepe he wakes up with his beloved member.

At last miracles don't exist

Depper wokes up. He won't feel sorry for himself anymore. Hes done with this self loathing.

Hes gonna find his length. If its the last thing he does. Rolling his way over to the blood gulch club. Detective time. He walked like a fucking peigin to the back room

"Crime seen baby-"

"GR E E E EDFF" the gayish high voiced manboy person gretted him

"Dont talk to me"

:(

Didi's brother continued his investigation. The lobster slavery box was no where to be seen. Sarge probably was too much of a piss baby to get new lobsters, of course he is look at him. So following the original gangsta lobsters was out of the question…

Maybe follow new lobsters

He thought to himself.

Yes that is a sexy idea

Do they have a mating call? Lets find out

Grif tried lots of noises. But anything with the letter :O made the ground shake

Pow? Maybe they like vore

"Pow pow pow" he wispered. "Pow pow pow" his voice got louder. Suddnely, a loud boom shook the room. Lobsters of all shapes and sizes flooded into the room. 👁👄👁 "Now is my time" Grif said out loud. He did some Naruto shit and twisted his arm around the largest lobster like squidward did to spongebob that one time.

The lobster was startled, and it flipped and flipped and flipped and flipped out of the room, with Dessert still attached.

"Pow pow" said the lobster, it was probably saying "ya facking cant, how could ya do this".

Nvm yes it was saying that. The lobster fuck it lets name it Earth 2.0

Earth 2.0 jumped and clawed, desperate to get the fatass off its lobsterself. Grif stayed on the same way he rides simmons- screaming and crying. The way they bent and flipped would make any gymnast jealous. Earth 2.o had to get away, this monster looks exactly how it's neighbor's dog's girlfriend brother's God father's doctor's nurse's niece's grandmother described the lobster molester. A big Hawaiian who smells like sweaty cheese. Ok rude

Grif felt a large pressure on his tiddies.

And Then Suddenly Everything Went White

What?

Gidd just felt his boobs. And he had his eyes closed, hes color blind. Just like his bio sister-

Wait

What if she wasn't his biological sister? What if theyre not even related

What if grif is his sister

Oh shit hes tripping.What kind of fucking drug is this- it smells like dick. As grif realized the sent, he looked around. Penis shaped trees and penis shaped clouds. Dick this dick that. And fouly shaped flowers and…cockroaches. Dexter was laying on a rock covered with prosthetic members, right next to a pre cum river… he read a sign titled PP land ":O" said Grif.

"How did you say that with your mouth?

"New phone who dis"

"Dont you know how to great an old friend"

"Stfu sans"

The two bickered until grif had enough. He stod up (shocking) and turnef around

"😳😩👄💦👄🤙😡🤢👌 FELOX" he screamed as he clinged on the taller man. Frif is like 3 feet tall.

"Pls be in my guts" asked grieve

"Ok" bill gates responded in a sexy ass alpha top dom knife play voice

He threw grif like a chair and broke his neck

"My bad i have hurty kink" said Felix as grif coughed blood. 👀😡💦👌 said grif

Theta then comes into the room

"Hi can you help me find my daddy"

"No but i can give you a new one ;)"

Wait no we can't rite that

Ok

“Suckle on my knob like a corn on the cob” siad isack gates. Grif couldnt respond as he was bleeidng to death. Felix took his 1 inch pp and put it on the tip of grifsd tounge. “Do you like my thick coke” sai d felix “no im diabetic” said grif, he was cut off by “hgduahvdhb” monaed grif

Fuck

“Ok well we do the sex” horny mc fuckface frlix said and 😳😳😳 he grabbed griftste tiddy . girf is really into boob play

“]_ies i don’t have a pp!2!1!1!2” grif shreiekd and started to cry since felix triggered his ptsd

“W”

“Ok come here we go find my weeweer” grii told him, and flex tape agreed since he doesn’t have anything better to do

So they left the area and started singing r mlp theme song as they went around looking in dumpsters and stuff. They found all types of,,,,,, objects that could replace grif's oui oui.

However he didnt like any one, for you see grif is was circumcised and there was a "G" cut in hid foreskin yes that's what circumcision means

“We could use a roll of toilet pape” felix suggested

“No those are too expensien” grif said L8 “i sosrn all of my money on vbucks yesterday “

“That’s fair”

So they icntinued to looks for grif’s little baby, when suddenly, a red flash appears before them

“Oh mah god whazzat”

And them some anime battle music started playing

Pow pow

Followed by a sick ass guitar solo

Oh no Grid paper looked up in horror as he saw it. The penetrated lobster from 3 hours ago. Its lobster coochie still containing grif's beloved. "

THAT ONE" screamed grif! Finally after all this time.

"Ok fatass" resposned Felix and he ran towarrs the floating lobster. He jumped on a sick rock but slipped and,, yeah. So noe its up to grix

. He rand and jumped yes he got a hold of the pp, but his hand was slipping he must act fast. He gave the lobster a big ol kiss on the lips and the lobster relaxed its um.. Lobsgina.

He fell to the ground and everything went black.

I can't fucking write this anymore I'm at my god damn limit i thought this was funny no this is stressful i hate my sinful hands this truly the worst thing I have ever written i hate myself i despise my existence i can't do this anymore

[moonlytae]

i’m only one music video away from stanning ateez. this is literal obsession on goD

[exoticarmyofcrowns]

@flowerkth

“Excuuuuuse you…do you mind? How rude!” (via michburk)

[exoticarmyofcrowns]

it's not like i repeat this every second on texts but i love you🕊️

my darling little dove, i love you so so much. im so happy that i get to talk to you everyday, im truly blessed. my heart sings every time you message or post or really do anything ♥️ i will be forever grateful that you decided to message me all those months ago. i’ll love you in this lifetime and the next, my beautiful babie chick 😚😚😚😚

[jeonjcngkook]

Mutual appreciation day!Tell me something about your mutuals ❤️

*deeeeep breath*

i think i missed the deadline bc of work to answer this but i feel like i can answer this and it still be meaningful.

there isnt just one thing i can tell u about my mutuals. all of them are absolutely beayutfiul inside n out n let me tell u i would be lost w/o them???? i really would be. they are all people i class as friends for life. I care for them all individually, i wish them all, all the happiness the world provides - they are all special in their own ways n that is what makes them even more beautiful in my eyes.

@seokjinssi - tenri is my hard stan quEeN , she is as chaotic as me n wow never fails to make me laugh. i really do get so excited knowing that i get to wake up n talk to my tenri about £”$%&%^%&%

@flowerkth - natalie is my little ray of sunshine, shining so bright every single day!! keeping me n my taekook soul fed n alive. nat really is the prettiest flower n i would say a best friend for life i have made out of her

@jooniemoon08 - faithy here has my heart end of. from her beauty, to her brains!! she is simply the most effortlessly gorgeous girl n wow i fall in love w her every single day. faithy truly is something special

@hobieshopie - niki is such a talent!! she proves just how hard work can really take u places. her creativity n sheer outlook on life is beautiful n i wouldnt ask niki to be anything other than what she is

@pathtospring - hopie is so special to me in ways that i cant even put into words. hopie is always n i mean always there for u through anything n everything. hopie will get u the best advice n care for u through anything. u have the biggest heart, i never want u to change

@vante-love - asjhdfksjkh nesssss shit man i cant even put u into words, u are just outstanding. u make me laugh SO much, i love that we can daddy joon thirst, the way u react makes me wanna curl into a pile of tears w giggling but then like a pool of my own tears bc fuck ur duality hits me HARD n i absolute love it

@kimteahyung - milli is the kindest soul, so sweet n caring n always putting people before herself. we had such a beautfiul wedding n im blessed to call her my wife. like tenri, always there for a thirst moment which ugh yes i could not be more thankful for!!

@exoticarmyofcrowns - i rememeber before i became friends w asha that i always wanted to be friends w her bc of the kindness that she showed to some other moots. when i became friends w asha, i was absolutely elated bc she really is a beautiful person inside n out. i would be lost without her in my life

@taechnological - sae wow , when i say someone cracks me up, i mean sae CRACKS me up!!! every single day, it has now become a need to check her account.... n saes tags n tae content? ugh im honoured 

@extrataedinary vilma warms my heart like a hug in a winter evening!! her tae content makes my heart flutter ; she is so cute n heartwarming i always look forward to seeing her n taking to her day in n day out

@taemaknae - nicole is the sunshine. always so upbeat, happy n shining - reminding me of a beautiful summer day

@utopiajeon , @sweetpeajeon , @gukniverse - fabi, jess n lenlen ; normally i would separate but i feel like they all bring me the most happiest w their jungkook content. whenever new content comes out they r always the first i think of to share it bc they have the biggest hearts for jungkook as much as i do and i always feel like their love for him is endless , which i adore but also for the people they care for, its so utterly special n i wouldnt change a single hair on their either of their heads

@heavyinmyarms - paula  another gorgeous n strong lady right here, she’s in my heart n i love her n how soft she is!! lots of kithes

@goldenkths - jessi is just the sweetest soul ever. i love talking with her n just screaming over the boys w her. she never fails to make me smile n i adore her happy things bc wow u deserve all the love n happiness the world has to offer

@moonlytae - paavan has shown resilience n determination when it comes to things n i absolute adore that. not only is she tbgc lil babie , we wrap her up in blankets n keep her safe from the world, we all love her endlessly

i’ll list some of my other moots too!! pls know that u all play such a massive part in my experience here - u are all best friends to me, each n every one of u.  thank u for making me laugh n smile. thank u for all the positivity n love u all bring onto my dash n blog everyday!! u are all the sunshine in my life n i always look forward to seeing u all every single day. u all deserve so much luv, enjoyment, hugs, kisses, positivity n kindness individually. old n new, i couldnt ask for a more beautiful group of angels💐💟

@kooksbliss @kimchitae  @sweetnightsjimin @cherryjk @lomlkook @aureumjeon @gukniverse @gukamour @roseboyjjk @kimsouthjoon @sweetpeajeon @flowerseok @kooksmos @sugasugakookies @memeofthesoul @softmelon@heavyinmyarms @penicillinjimin @petiteuphoria @kthmad @jje0n @bitoftaewithsugaandkookie @louvejoon @kookscrescent @moonlattae 

[magical-bear-dubin]

New Magicorice Flavour Announcment!

Tumblicorice- its tumblr colored and it has a random flavour and effect including but not limited to - strawberry, cat, dinosaur, trans, gomo gomo no mi, soup, extra soup, original, and of course Neurodivergance (my third favourite)

[pathtospring]

okay i prohibit any more asks from the tbgc, i'm a sobbing mess as it is 👀

[ginobsessions]

Anyone else totally bored of waiting to open their advent calendar tomorrow?! Seriously, why is November so long? . . . . . . . . . . . . #gin #tonic #gintonic #gincocktails #ginoclock #ginstagram #ginlovers #ginandtonic #cocktail #ginaddict #ilovegin #ginwithoutboundaries #itsginoclock #gandt #ginobsession #ginblogger #love #boutiqueygin #tbgc #ginobsessed #24daysofboutiqueygin #blogger #bored #thatboutiqueygincompany #friday #christmas #mixology #advent #ginadventcalendar #adventcalendar https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq0mqH1Fbk7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f0kk9mmy6d4l

[actionhero]

Yummy treats🥐🍰🧁for Teachers in Bars Getting Coffee☕🍵🫖this morning. #tbgc #vscocam (at Keeper Coffee Co) https://www.instagram.com/p/Coio0gTPmbW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[moonlytae]

Assumption: you are our baby :) u deny this u meet these hands 🤗💕

HELP NIKI I KNOW I HAVE 9 PEOPLE TO LOOK AFTER ME

i'm forever grateful for that i love you😭❤️

[mfkhaotic]

I feel like I haven't posted any food pics in FOREVER so what better way to start than dinner last night. My friends and I had a dinner reservation at 6:30pm for Communion, which was just named one of the top 12 best new restaurants in the world. And let me just say, it did not fail to disappoint! It was SO WORTH the months long wait to finally get a reservation. Side note: I have to make this post into 2 parts because I cannot fit all the food that we ate into just 10 slides. So this first one is going to be the small bites and appetizers that we ordered and the second post is going to be our mains, sides, and dessert. I'm just going to list off their respective names and y'all can go and research what they are and stuff yourself. We were actually going to order 1 of everything off the menu but chose not too. We narrowed it down as best as we could LOL But without further ado, here we go : 1. Deviled Eggs 2. Hood Sushi 3. Sweets & Beets Fritters 4. Hey Auntie 5. PTL Wings 6. Sautéed Clams & Mussels 7. TBGC! Relish Tray (at Communion Seattle) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtKx8vBbyk/?utm_medium=tumblr