#tcomc shitposting

[lukasadss]

'hey so what's the plot of Count of Monte Cristo?'

The plot:

[devout-apparitions]

the way the plot of “escaped frenchman discovers the joys of capitalism” applies to TWO comically large books baffles me

[fictionkind-gerard-de-villefort]

Never seen anyone put mental illness, substance abuse, and an act of reading a book into one phrase. This is beautiful.

[leoremin]

THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISCO or smth idk I've never read it

[hoangfngocjnhi]

Edmond: I will use my enemies's information against them >:) Edmond 5 mins later: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS??

[ash--00]

Totalement, c’est à cause de moi qu’André fait des terreurs nocturnes 🤣

Oui, je peux aussi faire des memes sur nous xD

[winter-wise]

Hi my name is Ebony Edmond Giacomo Sinbad Adelmonte Busoni Wilmore Dantes Monte Cristo and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) and eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lord Ruthven (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Maximilian Morrel but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I escaped from a dungeon nine years ago but my skin is still pale white. I’m also a chemist, and I’m a count living in Paris (I’m forty-two). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with a white waistcoat and a black suit, a fine gold watch chain and black shoes. I was walking outside my house at Auteuil. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Morcerf, Danglars, and de Villefort stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[aira-l]

Let me say this: Danglars had a great potential as a character. That rat was unscrupulous, sly and SMART, for heaven's sake. And one cannot just say he was a man "of a certain scope for crime and of average intelligence for ordinary life ," and consider it as a good excuse for turning the character into a dumbass when the plot doesn't need him being smart anymore.

[fictionkind-gerard-de-villefort]

It's not a shitpost but I haven't done anything tcomc for quite some time, and this art is sort of like a strange shitpost in my mind

Fellas, I am at it again - trying to convince you Villefort is more attractive than you thought. Jk, I just wanted to redraw an illustration of him. Here's side by side two images. It was fun to draw

[shinesundark]

Edmund Dantes, the original home wrecker.

[lukasadss]

Hmm

[devout-apparitions]

Giving my monte cristo body dysmorphia

[fictionkind-gerard-de-villefort]

I wonder if the opinions the count expresses in the chapter 48 "Ideology" are just an elaborate ragebait bc boy am I falling for it

[krtrs]

no YOU live in a society, i live in the chateau d'if

[hoangfngocjnhi]

Beauchamp: *literally doing nothing* Albert: You defame my father's honor lets fight to death.

[sinvulkt]

Je confirme 🤣

Petit clin d'œil à la fic sur laquelle on bosse avec @sinvulkt et @ash--00 x)

"Les vingt ans d'André" sur Ao3, si ça intéresse quelqu'un!