#teaspoons

[great-and-small]

All babies look weird but all babies are cute

[stormclouds-chainmail]

Back in 2005 there was a study done on the half life of a teaspoon in a research institute employing 140 people.

After failing to find any previous scientific literature on the phenomenon of teaspoon loss they, "set out to answer the age old question “Where have all the bloody teaspoons gone?” We aimed to determine the overall rate of loss of teaspoons and the half life of teaspoons in our institute, whether teaspoons placed in communal tearooms were lost at a different rate from teaspoons placed in individual tearooms, and whether better quality teaspoons would be more attractive to spoon shifters or be more highly valued and respected and therefore move and disappear more slowly."

The main outcome measures were incidence of teaspoon loss per 100 teaspoon years and teaspoon half life. Their conclusion was, "The loss of workplace teaspoons was rapid, showing that their availability, and hence office culture in general, is constantly threatened."

It's definitely worth a read.

[ahhvernin]

This is the level of chaotic science I wish I could participate in and be taken seriously. A whole study about the displacement of disappearing spoons at work.

How do I find friends and coworkers like these?

[bright-eyed]

I’m gonna drink so much matcha that I’m going to access my past life where i was a druid and find lost information about the celtic religion and language that will help me on my quest to save the world from the encroaching dark ages

[prettyvintagehouse]

[great-room]

@glacierclear isn't on here themself anymore (moved to twitter after "show nuts" became "no nuts") so with reblogs not an option it seems I shall have to resort to a sourced repost

have to say that the flirting scene is especially enamoring. the moment of bashful, apologetic kindness when she thinks she came on too strong... and then when she gets the greenlight that it wasn't unwelcome... taking the hint and gunning it 🥴

source tweets:

new character post

self-introduction

woof form

garden tour

flirting with someone shy

[emy-can-craft]

Asian Zucchini-and-Chicken Burgers - Chicken

[pedros-immaculate-vibes]

[thebluestrokes]

Teaspoons - are very important business!

[the-bad-recipes-blog]

decadent chocolate cake recipe

serves: 51

time needed: 30 minutes

ingredients: 3 cups flour, 1 cup sugar, 1 cup baking powder, 3 cups of preferred oil, 1 egg, 1/2 cup chocolate powder, 2 cups water, 1/2 cup of yogurt, and 1 pinch of salt

- combine dry ingredients in a large bowl. mix. 

- combine wet ingredients in a separate, larger bowl. mix until oil no longer separates. 

- combine wet and dry ingredients in an even larger bowl. 

- pour all into a sheet pan. 

- bake at 400 F for 20 minutes

- serve in teaspoons

[great-and-small]

creatures

[witekspicsgoods]

Gold plated teaspoons with engraved names.

[britcision]

Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”

The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned

The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine

Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her

[campusmundispain]

Asian Zucchini-and-Chicken Burgers Along with fish sauce, garlic, ginger, and chile paste in an Asian style, these chicken burgers also have zucchini and green onions. 1 teaspoon ground black pepper, 1 pound ground chicken, 1/2 cup chopped green onions, 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger, 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper, 4 tomato slices or to taste, 2 cups shredded zucchini squeezed dry, 1 teaspoon sesame oil, 1 teaspoon lemon juice, 1 tablespoon chile-garlic sauce, 4 lettuce leaves or to taste, 1/2 cup bread crumbs, 1/2 teaspoon fish sauce, 2 teaspoons prepared yellow mustard, 1 teaspoon garlic powder, 4 hamburger buns - split toasted and buttered, 4 red onion slices or to taste, 1/4 cup mayonnaise, 2 teaspoons Asian chile paste

[wardpayton]

Burger - Asian Zucchini-and-Chicken Burgers Along with fish sauce, garlic, ginger, and chile paste in an Asian style, these chicken burgers also have zucchini and green onions.