#telemachus and polycaste

[moonlitenvyillust]

I just realized... Most of Telemachus's healthy ships are with redheads

Think about it:

Peisitratus? Redhead.

Nausicaa? Redhead.

Neoptolemus? Redhead.

Polycaste? I'm pretty sure she's a redhead like his brother

Does Telemachus like, have a type or-

[justvea18]

Last post for 2024 is the boy loser ever

[thhouseofblack]

this is totally not going to cause problems

[poseidonkisser]

yall knowwww im a tele has rizz trutherrrr grah heavily inspired by @justvea18's piece, i love it!!!! >.< "loml": peisistratus "pretty boy": neoptolemus "she's so nice": nausicaa "asshole" (is obviously antinous haha) 🫶: amphinomus <3: polycaste

(antinous is added for shits and giggles) (everyone hates him)

[restlesskeychains]

Does everyone in that friend group just have a crush on Telemachus. Even Telemachus has a crush on Telemachus (JOKING,,)

(Yeah they totally do)

[chromyo]

Oopsie, the bride is busy 🤭

Telemachus & Pisistratus | Polycaste & Cassiphone

(Edit : Im stupid, we dont say "Mlle" (mademoiselle) in english, Im tired SORRY)

[phillygrilly]

PEISISTRATUS AND TELEMACHUS ART DUMP GUYS HAHAHEURYC J N(!?#^'

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAYHAHAHAHAHAWHSb nanananUuw7eyxhjjawjyegdbw i love them

[cosmicdandeli0n]

Nausikaa and Polycaste's wedding yeeeeeei

Inspired by;

[k3lerse]

Telemachus and Polycaste just being the cutest ♡

[ms-divi]

Shenanigans or whatever you call it:

Odysseus: Okay, I need someone here that can convince me why their a good choice for Telemachus starting with you.

Polycaste: Okay, well, I believe I would be a good fit for him because one, I bathed him so that kinda makes us intimate already and two, I really do love him unlike some people over here.

Nausicaa: Can we please not do this today? Infront of everyone? Polycaste: No but like, why are you even here? Nausicaa: Isn't obivious? I love Telemachus. We've been seeing each other for three years and I do believe I could make a beneficial wife. Polycaste: Ugh, it's okay Nausicaa. We all know you only like him because he's the closest thing you can get to Odysseus. Nausicaa: I never said that! When did I say that?

Polycaste: Well you always talk about how much you admire Odysseus. And you even said you wanted to marry someone like him! Nausicaa: Yes, I said I wanted to marry someone like him. That doesn't mean him! Polycaste: But you like Telemachus. Who looks just like Odysseus. Nausicaa: You know what? I'm not even gonna bother with you. Polycaste: Exactly. My point proven. Odysseus: Okay, while you girls catfight, I'm going to ask someone else. What about you? Neoptolemus: Me? Oh, well, I don't know. I mean I like your son. But don't I know if I like like him? But now that I think about it, we did go out so...maybe? Nausicaa: Wait, so you do or you don't love Telemachus? And what do you mean you two went out? He's been courting me for three years. Neo: Well I think I do. Also, he's never mentioned you so I don't know what you're talking about on this whole "courting" thing.

Polycaste: Look at that. Not everybody likes you Nausicaa. Nausicaa: Okay, can you just shut up I need to process something. Telemachus...wouldn't cheat on me right?

Neo: I mean, technically it's not cheating if I'm a man. Peisistratus: Of course not Nausicaa. Telemachus is not a cheater. He's the most honest, intelligent and kindest person to ever walk this earth. Polycaste: Exactly. Peisis: And anyone who marries him should consider themselves blessed by the gods. Polycaste: Exactly, wait...Peisis, what are you doing here?

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Part 2 coming soon! Who's team are you for?

[moonlitenvyillust]

Something about this with my Manwhore tele

M Tele: *lost in thought, doing counting hand gestures*

Ody: uuh... Son, are you okay?

M Tele: yeah... Just thinking about something

Ody: if anything happened, you can tell me.

Tele: yeah... I will. I need to fetch something from my room

Also Tele, in his room fifteen minutes later: alright this CAN'T be fr

Tele: alright focus

Tele, recounting every healthy relationship he had:

Alright First it was Peisistratus, he was a red head...

Then there was Nausicaa... She was... ALSO a redhead...

Then polycaste who is now dating Nausicaa is also a redhead like her brother...

And now Phyrrus is ALSO a redhead

Tele: ... I may have a type...

[justvea18]

Different sources say Telemachus married Naucissa or Polycaste, and a good chunk likes Telemachus and Pisistratus. I just imagine him and Odysseus talking like:

Telemachus: I don't know if I'm ready to have a queen, let alone be a king.

Odysseus: So there's this princess who rescued me, she's about your age, she's Nausicaa

Telemachus: Huh?

Odysseus: How about Nestor's Daughter, Polycaste

Telemachus: Father...

Odysseus: Or his son, Pisistratus

Telemachus: Father stop.

[thhouseofblack]

neoptolemus, telemachus, peisistratus, hermione, polycaste, electra, orestes, and pylades – now that's a chaotic friend group I need a sitcom of.

[restlesskeychains]

Don’t worry, he’s noticed

[chromyo]

And of course, Pisistratus's sister : Polycaste ! I ship her with Cassi, @mushyooms OC ! (who is married with Pisistratus, of course.)

[phillygrilly]

Someone give me ideas for telemachus and peisistratus art.. 😖😖.. please...🥹💔