#television programming

[uniqueeval]

Tots inseparable at orphanage, then one got adopted

Watch two toddlers reunite after being separated at a Chinese orphanage. CNN’s Jeanne Moos has the heartwarming hugfest. Source link

[fleabagdiaz]

feeling so very normal about tvshow. as always.

[blondebrainpowered]

Bozo the Clown

[bloodsoakedbuckley]

"you wanna do a rope rescue? 🙄 of course you do." is bad enough on its own. sickening. get married. but then bobby hits you with: "well, he's not doing it alone. he's gonna need you on the pulley."

and like. thesis statement. thesis statement. im out of my mind about it. buck is gonna do the reckless thing and eddie is gonna be there having his back. partners. forever. its SICK

[vintage-tigre]

"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.”

- Bill Hicks

[slaygentford]

you're the child from omelas but you're also all the people living in omelas and also as the child in omelas you can walk away from omelas but by doing so you'll die and allow you (the people of omelas) to live so in a way you (the people of omelas) are also the child of omelas except you're not at all because you're entirely impure and scheming but so is the child from omelas which means that biblical impurity isn't real. only Helly is. except she's not at all actually. and you're recording YouTube videos for yourself the same way you planned to record a message to your baby that they could watch when they grew up. but the only baby you have is your child self (from omelas) because your wife couldn't get pregnant. but kier could. get pregnant I mean. in omelas specifically

[hetheymerrill]

I do think it's cute that a lot of people's pitches for less-awful Fenris & Merrill dynamics are just Parker and Eliot again.

[ocularpatdowns]

i want an episode where the gang straight up goes to rehab, are clean for one calendar week, realize they still suck when they’re sober, then immediately return to status quo

[dykespirk]

just watched the first episode of enterprise and so many of its choices are just so insane…obviously we’ve talked about the theme song but it’s not just that there’s a theme song. it’s that the song is so weird. “we’ve come a long, long way” for a show that’s a prequel. Christian rock for a science fiction show. Captain Archer brought his fucking dog space.

I didn’t say I didn’t like it.

[broadcastarchive-umd]

#PBS Wishbone was a live-action children's television program on PBS that aired from 1995 to 1997. The series chronicled the exploits of a "little dog with a big imagination," a Jack Russell Terrier named Wishbone who daydreams about being the lead character of stories from classic literature. Among his many adventures, Wishbone imagined himself as the title character in Dickens' "Oliver Twist" (above).

PHOTO: Big Feats! Entertainment

[nugulover69]

The great thing abt DS9 is that one episode can be abt Kira being hesitant, even resistant, abt forcing a Bajoran man off the land he cultivated after he escaped a labor camp bc she recognizes herself in him; the underdog, the cockroach who refuses to die under the heel of an oppressive authority. But now, she's become the authority and it disgusts her

Ultimately, she chooses to fulfill her duties and look after her own self-interests. She destroys Mullibok's home and takes him back alive, despite his insistence that he would rather be dead than ever leave the moon he found sanctuary on, her actions not unlike the Cardassians who oppressed them both

And in the very next episode, shit like this happens

[blondebrainpowered]

Shari Lewis with Lamb Chop and Charlie Horse on The Shari Lewis Show, 1960 -1963.

GIF by Boomunderground

[girderednerve]

okay i understand why everyone is obsessed with dale jennings but i really think that we should spend more time on helen, who is like. the best. she's the best i love helen. she's like 'i don't know how to talk to pregnant women but let me publicly yell at her boss about maternity leave. i made my boyfriend's career & then we broke up not just because he's bisexual & wildly repressed but that probably didn't help, but now we're friends & i think our professional lives shouldn't dictate our personal lives.' she's a fucking hero is what. helen! also i think lesbian sex could fix her. i mean no i don't. but i think she should try it just in case <3

[saiyuki1960]

Journey to the west (2008) is one of the shows of all time

[croftersforlife]

No offense to Mikael or the choreographer, but the only thing I can think about during this move in Locked Out of Heaven:

is Goofy’s dance move from the end of every Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episode 💀

[wimbledon2008]

whateverrrrr i'm seeing kendrick tomorrow WHATEVERRRRR