Giyuu: My food’s too hot. I can’t eat it.
Tengen: I'm too hot but you still eat me.
Hinatsuru: *sighs*
Makio, slamming her hands on the table: ONE DINNER.
Suma: Here we go again--
Makio: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK FOR.
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yall… a kimetsu academy au by kozu?!?!?? yes, and it’s silly…
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okay so it’s like completely normal ya know?? the main three getting bullied by their teachers and struggling with homework
but the school has a super cool and awesome secret— and that’s that the school has a youtube channel for some reason idk
the content isn’t really school related at all, it’s just— staff having fun and being silly(ex. The Boys and The Group Chat on youtube :3)because i feel like the students forget that their teachers are like— mostly in their early twenties.
it’s literally whiplash that zenitsu, tanjiro and inosuke got when they first found the youtube channel. they saw sanemi and obanai having FUN and SMILING and LAUGHING— shocking
also yes giyuu does actually smile canonically in kimetsu academy #thats adorable
back to the silly content, it consists of some reaction shit and irl silly hangouts and games they make
giyuu (unfortunately) is the mf that gets peer pressured into playing the horror games. he’s the only one that was willing (forced) to play. he’s really good at them but he is SKITTISH and gets scared easily— long story short he’s a pussy when it comes to games. tengen and kyojuro are the ones that join him the most
also uno is banned from being played in the school grounds, they got too violent and tengen had some explosives on hand
also here’s some silly lil scenarios mweheheh
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giyuu, playing “Silent Breath” trying not to say anything too loud: fuckfuckfuckfuck—
*gets jumpscared like the idiot he is.*
giyuu: FUCK YOU- YOU DUMB BITCH—
the other teachers in the next room, hearing the screams of fear and anger:
tengen: damn, that’s the fourth scream today
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rengoku: you guys!! wanna play uno??
obanai: i thought we weren’t allowed to play that?
everyone looking at giyuu, who is the one who enforces rules:
giyuu: what- oh.. technically we can’t play the card game…
everyone: :(
giyuu: but… no one said anything about the online version
tengen: LETS GOOO
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kanae: how about a more relaxed video for this week?
gyomei: i agree with the idea of a more peaceful video
sanemi: that’s so boring to- lets do something insane— like going to haunted place!
tengen: hell yeah!! let’s do that!!
giyuu: 🙁
kyojuro: it’s going to be okay giyuu!! i’m sure you’ll be fine!
he did not end being fine btw, being a medium makes his life hell
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