#testsubjectjohnsmith

[embracingpanels]

Crossing Lines

"Here, hold her a sec'." she asked, or demanded, nicely though as she passed the wiggly, gloved (thankfully) infant over to John, "I just need to grab a few things and we can go." More chipper than usual, Cat gathered a few items, mostly for the infant, and stuffed it into an old backpack.

"Really you should be taking Marine to get pie- I know that's like, our thing but she's been a weird mess lately." she noted, a little quieter, but soon shook off the worry.

"Maybe next time, eh?" she chuckled, meeting him at the door, "Aight! Let's go! Haven't had freakin' pie in months!" that's entirely too long! Pie should be a daily ritual, if it was up to her anyways.

[theonefreewoman]

Closed RP: testsubjectjohnsmith

"I'm forced to place my trust in you to find whatever is down there and destroy it, Freeman. Get going! We don't have all day." Dr.Magnusson warned her, not even sparing her a glance before he started down the hall making wild gestures as he barked orders at the already agitated rebels. One even flipped him off when his back was turned. Jedidiah had handed her a few pheropods he'd gathered from the others and told her where to go when Magnusson called for him. She waved as he left, quickly starting in the direction pointed out to her.

That was all the information she'd been given. Go into the mines with the possibility of running into another mother antlion, destroy something, and then come back ASAP. It was more detailed than most errand descriptions, so she couldn't really complain. The main problem was nobody knew what she was even supposed to be looking for. For all they knew it could be a toaster, and if it was there would be no way she would destroy that. Most likely it was not a toaster, but it was good to dream. Gordana pulled the boards off of the entrance and took a cautious step in to scan the area. There was a generator off to the side and a faint outline of lights strewn up to the corners of the ceiling which looked to be in working condition. She walked over to the generator and put her crowbar into its place at her side as the built-in suit flashlight flicked on. After a few minutes of fiddling with the device, it started to make a low rumbling noise and the lights flickered on soon after, flashlight going out instantly. Much to her dismay, the generators start up was a bit too rough on the rocky walls of the mines and caused the entrance to cave in. She turned away and ducked in time before something could hit her, only inhaling a bit of dust by accident which was quickly coughed out. Now she had to find another exit if there even was another. Looking back as a small rock tumbled down the new wall, she sighed and continued into the well lit area only to stop at the sound of someone else coughing. Who in their right mind would be down here?

[wildanimaltesting]

testsubjectjohnsmith started following you

Big man. Must know where to find food! Would follow. Find food. Hungry.

[omnipotentapertureai]

testsubjectjohnsmith started following you

"Hello, and welcome to the Apertu.. re-" she pauses mid-sentence, staring at the individual, she twists her vacant expression into a playful smirk, "You are male. And.." her eyes wander over his form, noting his current attire, "A test subject."

Wonderfully perfect.

[thecatgoddessbast]

A test subject doing what they do best: testing.

[jackrattmann]

testsubjectjohnsmith started following you

Wait, a male test subject? I bet GLaDOS was thrilled about that. Jack Rattmann, nice to meet you.

[thefloorisholdingeverythingup]

"Alright? Where am I this time?" Wheatley spun around the room, looking to see if he could gather any information about where he was. "Aperture..." He muttered. "AGAIN. Something's wrong with this device... Why do I keep ending up here?" "Target acquired." purred a small, high voice. "Wha? Oh n- AHHHH!" Wheatley ducked behind a barrier to avoid turret fire. "And not just Aperture, noooooo... Gotta land in a bloody test chamber! With military androids!" He huffed, but then turned around at the sound of a door opening.

[embracingpanels]

Laughs and chuckles at her little story.

"Birds, squirrels and turtles! You’re making me curious on what we will find now! Rabbits would be nice, yes, I could use some fresh hunted meat."

Smirks and shakes his head. “Thanks Cat.”

"You never know! One day I'm expecting to find a damn headcrab stuffed in there." rolls her eyes at the thought. Wouldn't surprise her. "Probably eat it out of spite. They don't taste too terrible."

Would probably eat anything, so.

"And you're welcome." grins.

Stopping a small handful of yards from the tree line, she pointed outwards towards the locations of the traps, "If you look, there's little pieces of cloth nailed to the trees near the snares. I spaced them a little too far apart probably, but I didn't want to scare off the food that wasn't trapped.. Mhm.. I'll grab that one, you can get the other one, right?" Of course she wanted the closer one.

[definitelynottheadventuresphere]

testsubjectjohnsmith liked your photo

It appears there's a male test subject. It is worth wondering if that alone is enough to dismiss the theory that the Idiot Unit is simply a lesbian getting off on the suffering of her subjects.

[askapsec]

testsubjectjohnsmith replied to your post:HMM. I WONDER IF I CAN GET RID OF THAT DRAGON...

*growls* My time isn’t up yet, you can’t decide when I die.

OH? HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T GOING TO DIE TODAY? *lifts a bony wrist as if consulting a watch* PERHAPS VERY SOON.

[cavejohnsonaperturedroid]

testsubjectjohnsmith started following you.

Finally! About damn time I saw a test subject around here. So, what are you testing for us?

[subject3016]

Power of Two

((P.S. this is before the RP with the King ok gotta keep my timeline not timey-wimey))

Emmeline sighed heavily, dragging her feet towards the testing tracks. She'd been put on the lost for co-op testing today, and as much as she wanted to, she couldn't just leave her partner to die in a test chamber.

Who was her partner, anyway? As far as she knew teams were grouped together at random. Then again, she didn't have any friends to begin with, so there weren't that many people she would recognize.

Stepping into the elevator, she waited patiently as it went down. Once it stopped as they reached the testing track she stepped out, examining the man before her. Pretty tall, just like her, but much more muscular compared to her lanky (and, for lack of better words, wet noodle-like) frame. Dark hair and eyes, and standing like he actually knows what the hell he's doing (if she didn't know better, Emmeline would say he was happy to be picked for testing). "Um... Hello?"

[rocketsandtesting-blog]

Target Acquired: testsubjectjohnsmith

Wide green optics greeted the man in silence, broken soon after with the turret’s familiar greeting.

“Hello~” 

[somekindofmiu]

Testsubjectjohnsmith started following you.

"Heeeeeey!" Paws at the male. "Y’got any food? You smell like you have food, do ya?"

[citrusandcombustion]

testsubjectjohnsmith replied to your post: "It’s been quiet lately… What, did we lose more...

Good luck with that sir, you won’t be able to get me off my balance.

He lifts a brow, not knowing this one really...

"How about I remove your legs and put defective robotic ones back on you... Then you wouldn't have any balance to flaunt..."

[multiversal-assistant-blog]

@testsubjectjohnsmith

"Oh. Hello test subject." he greeted with a smile. "Finished with your track?"