#tf2 pybro

[lovesickartgirls]

*crashes in through a wall* Greetings bitches!!!! I'm back from the dead and I... uhh..... IreachedmybreakingpointandnowIthinkIhavedepressionaswellasanxiety

Anyhooooooo, I have fanart!!! TF2 FANART!!!!!!

There's also an unmasked version of Pyro, with my headcanons. ⬇️

I love these two soooooooooooo much!!!!!!

If you have any questions about the Pyro design, I'll answer them here:

1. Since Pyro has no official gender, I headcanon them to be non-binary. The hair has locs on one side and is half shaved on the other, to give them an androgynous appearance.

2. I checked the TF2 wiki and it says that Pyro was born in New Orleans, Louisiana.

So yeah, in the au, Engie basically adopted them, since they're the only person that can completely understand Pyro. That's why Pyro's face is shown unmasked. It's also shown in one of the comics that they live together, see exhibit A:

If you like the art, why not let me know by liking and reblogging. Comments are really appreciated.

Thank you so much, bye bye now *explodes*

[creepymarshmallow3]

Some silly arts :>

Smol Medic (+ chronoscraf :> )

[mstophattii]

welcome, to the second issue of the teufort times!

THIS WEEK'S PATCH NOTES:

WHY THE AGGRESIVE SPY PLAYSTILE SUCKS (AND HOW TO FIX IT)

Since the release of the dead-ringer in the sniper vs spy update, the aggresive spy playstyle has been quite the sensation with spy mains.

(tryhardius spycicus trying to mate with a fictionalius waifius caught in the wild lands of doublecross)

but lately, i have seen quite the discourse when it comes to such interesting specimens. I always thought it was universally agreed that such playstyle was terrible, and that it was a terrible deviation from how spy is supposed to be played. But surprisingly, some like this playstyle. Lets break it down.

THE KUNAI:

Spy is a spy. We can all agree on that. And what does a spy do? Well, a spy can do many things, but the most important thing is that he should try his best at not getting caught, and if he gets caught, he should be punished for it. But the kunai just sorta says "fuck that, imma do my own thing"

By giving spy the health of a soldier and the movespeed of a medic, he just becomes a fucking beast. "But Hatty, spy only has 70 health when using the kunai!" well, when the kunai is paired with shit like the dead-ringer, the 70 health penalty just becomes a small annoyance. And the fact that the backstab hitboxes are kinda broken doesnt help the kunai's case. So overral, the kunai fucking sucks. But thats only like, 80% of the problem.,

THE DEAD-RINGER:

There are 2 types of weapons in TF2: poorly designed ones, and poorly balanced ones. The deadringer falls into the poorly designed ones section. Look, i get it, faking your death is cool, but in practice, its pretty overpowered. I mean, its a free get out of jail card. And when paired with the kunai, this thing becomes flat out busted. Like cmon, just running away from your problems while also having 225 health without any penalty is pretty busted.

HOW TO FIX IT

also, the deadringer is pretty simple, just make it so that you have a slower cloak regen and less damage res.

but now., lets talk about something else.,

AS A PART-TIME ENGI MAIN, PYBROS CAN GO FUCK OFF.

look. I know this sounds bad, BUT, hear me out for a moment. I often call playing engineer as "roleplaying as a single mother" because you have to take care of all your sweet little angels i mean, buildings, and make sure they get some cool frags and help your team. But pybro's turn the engineer experience into "1950's american housewife roleplay". Why, you might ask? Well, maybe its because there is a pyro constantly taking care of my precious little buildings, while i do absolutely nothing outside of maybe moving my dispenser to the other side of the room so its the pyro can more easily access it. That just makes engineer a boring class. You play engi so that you can feel the rush of grabbing your buildings and saving them from those big, mean, and ugly soldiers. But then also watch your sentry get a cool ass frag on a trolldier. Do you get it? DO YOU SEE MY VISION? I WANT TO PLAY ENGINEER BECAUSE I WANT TO FEEL SOME SENSE OF ADRENALINE AND RUSH, AND ALSO PRIDE WHEN MY LITTLE SENTRY MASSACRES THE OTHER TEAM. BUT THAT MUSH MOUTHED FREAK JUST COMPLETELY REMOVES THAT, AND WHY? WHO KNOWS WHAT INHUMANE THOUGHTS LIE BEHIND THAT MASK? I WONT BE LETTING THAT PYROMANIAC ANYWHERE NEAR MY BUILDINGS. END OF DISCUSSION.

THIS WEEK'S WORKSHOP HIGHLIGHT:

MANNIFEST DESTINY!

(taunt made by MalwooWS and Olu! Go check em out!)

TODAY'S SPECIAL IS.,. OH MY GOD, I FUCKING LOVE THE PANIC ATTACK.

this is the first special where we will talk about some underrated weapons, like the panic attack. This shotgun is great! Its everything a shotgun should be! It comes out faster, which helps with its "oh shit, im all outta ammo" use, and the fixed bullet spread is very nice. And cmon, look at it! It looks gangsta as fuck. So take a break from the stock shotty and try this bad boy. (plus its strange version is really cheap)

CONTACT INFO:

mrtophattygj - discord

MrTopHatty - gamejolt

THATS ALL FOLKS! Hope yall like this issue, i tried my best, and its pretty damn heated (and long!)

(also, if you liked this, reblog it! It helps a lot!)

[builders-league-daily]

114 || don't look at me. i failed my engie

[whadaheeeel]

I thought like "gotta draw something for tumblr, maybe a sketch, it'll take 5 minutes" The sketch:

[rainsfurr]

Cute little killing machine

[llamapear]

Your local Pysis

[skullywullypully]

[conflipt]

pybro dooodles

[b-2-weak-sauce]

I have a full support Pyro loadout in tf2.

I did this because I play Engineer and Pyro mostly

I use the degreaser, the mannmelter, and the homewrecker

All of them have a secondary ability that benefits your team

I have not used this loadout much though, I don't play very often.

[chief-ravenfeather]

My favorite thing to say when I play pyro is

Be a PyBro and not a PyHoe

[smuby]

teaching my dad how to TF2 whoop whoop

[creepymarshmallow3]

Again pybro :>

[ Guitar evening ]

[kleptomaniask]

Hay

Wana know a shark fact?

Huh. I can't, either! Good fact.

[solid-white]

10 recommendations of TF2 fan content for those looking for more like me, PART 2 (previous recommendations can be found here)

HoovyDundy: One of the oldest TF2 horror fanworks out there, it's about a Heavy killing the entire blu team (it's always the blu team). There's both scary AND funny moments, although you can tell it's a bit aged from it's time. I still highly recommend it.

The Late Ringer: A Saxxy entry from 7 years ago that recently just got a part 2. The main character is Pyro (FINALLY PYRO GETS ATTENTION) and avenges their fallen team. It's solid for what's out right now.

The Scratched Universe: It starts ridiculous and like a crack sfm with not much going for it, but PLEASE stick around and watch it. Dare I say it's even better then Emesis Blue. It's just SO FUCKING GOOD. It's just the perfect combination of psychological horror and Jojo bizarre adventure.

DAY ZERO.0: Sadly I don't think this will be continued and I will hate until the next clip comes out that this left off on a cliffhanger. But GOD there's so many scary moments, the mysery is intriguing and the videos are structured like found footage. Please give it a watch, it's too underrated.

Requiem for a pizza: It's hilarious as fuck and original. There's two parts with one having come out years after the first part. The first part does have old humour, but that's outweighed by every single other moment.

The Lost Titan: it's a short film about a giant robot in the robot war. I won't give much away but do I wish there was a more? Yes.

Serverblight: It's the new kid around town, but the new kid might have a gun in their bag cause it's just that unsettling. While the voice acting can be a bit off-putting, the scary moments and storytelling are great.

Going Through The Motions: A Speedingbullet fanfic about Scout being stuck in a timeloop. I got emotional near the end. One of the best fics in the fandom that I highly recommend reading. It's slightly mischaracterized (so is every other TF2 work) but it's SO good.

how to climb a tree: It was an axe-ident. This video has the unsettling/dark kind of humour. It's difficult to describe without getting into spoiler territory.

BECAUSE CAPPING KILLED MY PYBRO: (Growls and shape shifts) GRRR... don't push Engie Soldier!!!!!! Or else my wolf will come out!!!!!

If you have any recommendations, go ahead and share them and I'll put them in my next list

[mimithefunguy]

yayayayy :D

who do you main? if its pyro, wanna be my pybro? /silly /pos

(im engie main)

:3 yea