#tf2 zhana

[peachdalooza]

tf2 leak got a cute unused taunt, it made me super happy that the doodles in my files so long ago are now canon

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Pyro: Blue M&Ms are the best. Zhana: whAT IS THIS SLANDER? Pyro: What about it? They are. Zhana: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER! Zhana: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST! Pyro: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO! Scout: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything. Soldier: I like the yellow ones. Pyro and Zhana: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

i feel like some people ship zhana and pauling because of what happened before and after zhana's shovel talk

Well I don't really agree with it. Zhanna is nothing but antagonistic towards Pauling (which is fine she's kind of antagonistic towards everyone) and the talk they have is immediately followed up with Zhanna's "stay away from my man" bit (which I also think is in-character bc Zhanna, like Soldier, isn't particularly bright). Again I don't rlly care that people ship Zhanna and Pauling, I just don't get it and I don't rlly think there's anything in the text to back it up bc tf2 doesn't let women be friends

[fujimilovers]

i will complain about shipping two lame ass guys who barely interact together but this does not go for women characters im a yakuza and genshin fan if two women are hostile or look at each other for a second im like well theyre both sexy so

[ataraxystar]

Zhana from tf2 being pretty freakin’ angery

[tf2-hmmm]

TF2 headcanon: borrowing their items

Scout:

Is unexpectedly lenient with anything the team asks to borrow from him.

“Huh, an extra shirt? Yeah I still got some spare. Hold on, lemme find some in my room.”

This man has a lot of siblings to share with. His ma definitely taught him to share. As long as his item returns in once piece it will be fine to him.

However, he is also the type of sibling who expects everyone to agree with anything he borrows in return.

Also take note that he is okay with anything the team borrows except for his prized baseball collection merchandise.

He once lost one of his collector’s item to Pyro in the furnace.

Has a hard time keeping track of the last person to borrow his things.

Soldier

When anyone borrows from him, he expects his item to be returned immediately.

Tends to be impatient and ask when the borrower will return his things.

Is able to keep track where his items went.

During battle, you can borrow any of his weapon (heck even his own clothes), but never his rocket launcher. (Zhana is an exception to this rule)

The team rarely borrows from him. His things tends to be bloody, but he does try clean it during spare time.

Pyro

It took years before someone had the courage to borrow their comics. Since they trust their teammates, they will happily lend it. Hopefully someone will have the same interest with them.

In rare occurrences, the Spy may need their lighter.

One time they accidentally included the collector's item of Scout in the furnace. For the rest of the week, the arsonist couldn't dare to look at him in the eye.

There is a 50% chance of them losing/burning the item they borrowed.

Do not lend the item to them if it is flammable and important.

Demoman

Has a telephone set up in his own room. His mom once requested Pauling to remind Demo to call her on a daily basis.

The base only has two working telephones: one in demo's room and the other in the team's meeting room.

Occasionally, someone from the team may need to borrow his phone.

The phone is just behind his room's experimental explosives and his box of alcoholic bottles.

"Aye, just give meh a knock and I can lead yea der."

If the phone from the meeting room is in use, Soldier may borrow his phone to call Zhanna.

Heavy

He is okay with lending anything (except for Sasha).

However borrowing the same item repeatedly will lead him to think of that person being irresponsible. Be prepared for his short lecture.

Borrows Pyro's comics and reads it in his past time. Sometimes, he writes his own book review and sends it to them.

Has his own collection books, but most of it is in russian language.

Engineer

90% of the time, it is mostly Medic borrowing his colored pen and chalk. His red pen is Medic's favorite in particular. For what reason does the Medic need the red pen for? To this day, he still does not know.

Knowing that his pen and chalk are being used a lot, he always buys them in bulk. His backroom now looks like a bookstore.

At one point he considered making a pen/chalk dispenser solely for Medic.

The enemy Spy once borrowed one of the colored pens he kept and used it to draw on his corpse. Also may or may not have stolen his precious colored pen.

The 10% is the other members using his toolkit for various reasons.

Medic

Never lends anything related to his experiments like chemicals. Those things are too expensive to be replaced for him. But if his members strike a good deal he may reconsider.

Has a bad habit of borrowing Engie's office supplies. He tends to forget where he last placed his own pen. He left it inside Heavy during the operation.

May or may not let them borrow his things depending on his mood. Do not bother when he is busy.

For every borrowed item, the Medic will want some favors in return.

Sniper

Is the only member to have the complete set of kitchenwares/utensils found in his van.

During team building, he voluntarily brings his spare utensils for everyone.

Has an interesting story for every plate given by his adoptive parents.

Nope, his van's driver seat is off limits.

Spy

For someone who has both money and luxury, he still is the member with the least belongings. He has the bare essentials. (But his wardrobe and car aint cheap)

There is almost nothing the members can borrow from him. And no, he will never let anyone touch his car.

One time Scout received an emergency call and becomes desperate to borrow some cash for the emergency treatment of his sick mother. That same day, a suitcase filled with the cash equal to the amount his mother needed was mysteriously placed on his bed.

Won't admit to lending the team some cash.

[tf2imaginesandheadcanons]

[llamasgotoheaven]

When you’re an angry person but you love your friends

[tf2imaginesandheadcanons]

What do you personally think will happen n the 7th and final tf2 comic?

I really want them to have a happy ending, where they are all able to go on and be happy together and live beautiful lives that they deserve. But for real:

-Helen will die

-Scout will find out about Spy

-There will be some strong Heavymedic and Sniperspy

-Solly and Zhana are maybe going to stat expecting?

-Some shit with Engie but idk what

-The war will end