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alukaforyou · 2 years

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this quality is no bueno cuz wip screenshot but hello i am having a STROKE

#i am SOOOO FUCKING THIRSTY JOLY SHIT #tfw ur anime husband is HOT AS SHIT JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL #i put my whole p*ssy into this pic actually my p*ssy drew this #i should change my url to madaraswife or smth 😭😭😭😭#should i tag this :0 #it looks p vague idk #naruto #madara #my husband helpppp helpppp #uchiha madara #i am a fictional mans wh0re #other madarafucker69s where u at 😭😭😭

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relmint · 2 years

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Baimawen

#jttw #jttw fanart #jttw sun wukong #jttw erlang shen #jttw monkey king #haha 2 posts in a row #rel'sart #tfw when the Illustrious Sage visits to get a new horse but he ends up complaining a lot about the bad service and threatens to rate u with #0 stars #this is so stupid I know #i just found it funny to think about Erlang and Wukong meeting when he was baimawen #and Erlang just goes off about how bad Wukong was at his job for letting the horses go running about the stables #which I mean fair #but also Wukong didn't like seeing the horses bound #plus the horses seemed much happier and fatter under his care!#wukong is a free spirit 🥰#all the horses love their baimawen #wukong about to snap at Erlang fr #haha Wukong's assistants r quaking when the monkey threatens to kick Erlang out of the building #wukong doesn't realize his low rank yet oop...

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xycuro-illuminati · 6 months

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Mike Murdock is the type of guy to smoke a poorly disguised stick of dynamite and have it blow up in his face only for him to be covered in soot and cough up a wheezing laugh like they do in courage the cowardly dog

#marvel #daredevil #mike murdock #tfw talking #I went to bed early and I havent hit rem sleep #im running on 0 hours of sleep hi #lt dd

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chaotic-deity · 6 months

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I'M TAKING DOODLE REQUESTS!!!!! SEND IN CHARACTERS FOR ME TO SCRIBBLE OUT!!!!!! RRAAAAAHHHH I WANNA DRAWWWW

#tfw you wanna draw but have 0 ideas. help #You can send in ocs too #Juno rambles

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4x01 · 2 years

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just realized i never posted this illustration of team free will!

#this was so long ago :0 #it was for an art trade with mila🥺#tfw #4x01art

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uselessgaywhovian · 11 months

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the environmental storytelling of my grocery store pickup order

extension cord

stand fan

box fan

mop and bucket

disinfecting bleach

2 large damprid moisture absorbers

fabreze

#tfw your water heater decides to dump itself out all over the basement #and now ur basement smells nasty as hell #yaaaaaaaay homeownership #we're doing a pickup order because i have 0 interest in being at a grocery store on the saturday before halloween

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thyandrawrites · 2 months

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does TK from ling tosite sigure sing the opening of bnha season 7?? I'm not embarassed to admit I've listened to Unravel enough times to literally recognize the artist within the first few notes, lmao

#tfw unravel is a good dabi song specifically for the dabi of this season #oboeteite boku no koto wo............#yes I am aware this post will have a target audience of exactly 0 people but I am feeling emotional #watching the ep where dabi burns down toga's house and I'm feeling things #damn this was one of my fave dabi moments ever #I still remember how fans trashed him for this when it was peak character writing #ok I'll shut up now I'm just in the middle of my dabi renaissance #thyandra.txt

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gideonisms · 2 years

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just drove to and from the store and yep driving still sucks! Confirmed

#the cars are both in front and behind and it's all timed you see....#stop being out here on the road you will make me cry :(#tfw there are vehicles #i was okay with driving literally up until this year when it suddenly became the worst thing that has ever been invented?#guys did you know there are also people in the store and it's the same deal.#if you don't have a death grip on paying attention to everything at once you will bump into them they're literally everywhere??#0/10 experience. no thank you. in the future i will simply opt out #every time i think locations can't be that bad at 5 pm surely i was misremembering but i wasn't #they are that bad. 9:45-10:45 pm the only valid time to go to the store

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jorvikzelda · 11 months

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love takes so many forms. theyre all so fucking beautiful. I love humans and the way we contain so many multitudes

#the number 1 most valuable thing id’ing as ace for like 7 years gave me is the ability to look critically upon societal norms about love #like how different forms of love can or should be expressed or which forms of love are more important than others #its all Bullshit for the record. no form of love is Inherently more important and theres no right or wrong way to express Any of them #so big thanx to aro & ace people for teaching me That <3 #also just for the record i hold 0 bitterness towards ace people. it is nobody’s fault i used a label as a means of repressing my sexuality #yall are lovely. i am simply not one of yall #tfw you stop being a part of the ace ssoblrite club 😔#z talks

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infinitegeli · 1 year

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rest In Piece trophy ii you would’ve loved to miss the point of the Barbie movie

#watching ii2 again cuz bored #I Never really paid attention to his very brief arc but #him idolizing knife and creating a version of knife in his head that is tjis ideal masculine figure #then feeling better than knife because knife indulges in something he considers feminine #then getting his dreams crushed when he realizes no one in the world actually abides by this archaic social system he imagined #tfw your Peak ideal alpha male form and u still bait 0 rod and reel 0 fish #ii2

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ranvwoop · 1 year

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I would like to do pride headcanon stuff but honestly being queer takes a backseat to the worse things going on in my interpretation of these guys

#vwoop.noises #I had one au (syndicate afterschool club) where its like. Important but its only really relevant to the ranmoms ocs i made #tfw you're trying to figure Your life out and then suddenly you go from having 0 moms to 2 moms #And it's frankly a net positive but Weird Nonetheless.#butler is kind of inherently read queer re: Reinventing The Self and. john. Is the experience of codependent gay middle schoolers #but like. You know butler's a little busy murdering people to think about his transgenderism #Billiam thinks about butler's transgenderism. He puts up a flag. Butler takes the flag down #Butler has regrets.#Bill has no concept of stealth . Look at him.

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xycuro-illuminati · 8 months

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I need the Batmanification of Daredevil to die a painful death

#tfw talking #daredevil #anti mcu #matt murdock #ive fucking had it #all these dd runs and b/orn a/gain bs #throwing in Muse with 0 Sam im gonna kill someone

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aroacecatto · 3 months

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before i realised i was aro and ace, i thought i was pan because the first definition i found of it was "you're attracted to peoples personalities" (which isn't 10000% accurate but a very general or just one aspect of it ik) and i was like "omg yes this must be it". but mostly i just really fucking liked the pansexual pride flag and omg it's pink and i want it!!! yeah i'm pan and i have this cool ass flag!!!

...yea the purple and green is cool ig (cut to me clad in the sunset aroace flag as compromise)

#look im just a pink lover ok #😔#man #pan > bi > ace > aroace pipeline basically #i honestly was tryna add up 0+0=2 LMAO and surely my tertiary attractions is what theyre talking about #tfw u live in amatonormativity and therefore there must be a total that isn't 0 #so 0+0 must equal 2 somehow

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tenderlygrazing · 4 months

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sucks when ur gay and attracted to much hotter gays that are completely out of your league so you just have to suffer and pretend its not ruining your psychological wellbeing

#tfw you have NO AURA and NO RIZZ and you get 0 BITCHES

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isekyaaa · 8 months

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Tfw u make a post asking for something very specific and someone pops up like, "Hey, I do that! :D" and they very much... do not do that. They don't do that at all.

#rambles #i'm not even mad that's so funny omg #tfw reading comprehension is 0

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eloquentspeeches · 1 year

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HE'S GRUMPY!!!!!!

#no talk he angy #also tfw you try to go to cove but somehow click on the weald boss mission and end up taking a hero with resolve level 0 #Eso talks

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