#th3 4lt3rn4t3

[th3-4lt3rn4t3]

H3LL0

[Hello]

MY N4M3 1S 4LT, 4LT3RN4T3, OR C4PS

[My name is Alt, Alternate, or Caps]

1T 1S N1C3 T0 M33T Y0U

[It is nice to meet you]

TH1S BL0G D03S N0T H4V3 MUCH PURP0S3

[This blog does not have much purpose]

1T 1S 0NLY T0 K33P TH1NGS S0M3WH3R3 S0 1 M4Y S33 TH3M L4T3R

[It is only to keep things somewhere so i may see them later]

3NJ0Y Y0UR ST4Y

[Enjoy your stay]

[graciouscashlightener]

💭 (Nepeta from @purrfectstrangers)

W4S SH3 TH3 ON3 W1TH TH4T B1G CH4RM BR4C3L3T OF TR4NSFORM4T1ONS? 1T'S SO 34SY TO G3T 4LT3RN4T3S M1X3D UP.

[cyb3rbvlly]

what abt that time you killed john by making him fly into his denizen

NOT ONLY W4S TH4T 1SSU3 R3M3D13D, BUT 1T 4LSO PROV1D3D US D4V3SPR1T3, WHO B3C4M3 4S 3SS3NT14L PL4Y3R TO OUR S3SS1ON L4T3R ON!! 

1 CONT1NU3 TO QU1T3 L1T3R4LLY DO NOTH1NG WRONG

[juryw1s3]

MY 4LT3RN4T3S 4R3 TH3 MOST UNFUCKW1TH4BL3 S3ND TW33T

[4rb1t3r]

glorifiedamanuensis replied to your post: OH M4N

What

NOTH1NG NOTH1NG 1 JUST TH1NK TH1S 1S FUNNY

K4N4Y4 YOU PROB4BLY DONT N33D TO JUMP THROUGH 4LL TH3S3 HOOPS TO JUST1FY 4 D4Y OFF

1 M4Y JOK3 TH4T YOUR3 4N 1NT3RN 4ND JUNK BUT W3 BOTH KNOW YOUR3 4 FULL FL3DG3D 3MPLOY33

BUT YOU ST1LL WORK FOR UFOS

YOU DONT N33D TO WORRY 4BOUT C4ST3 DYN4M1CS 4ND 1TS NOT TH4T W31RD FOR POL1T1C4L TYP3S TO W4NT TO G3T COZY W1TH US 1F TH3 B1G B4D PR1NC3SS W4NTS TO S33 YOU JUST

T3LL YOUR BOSS >:O TH1S K1ND OF TH1NG H4PP3NS MOR3 OFT3N TH4N YOU TH1NK SO LONG 4S SH3S NOT 1N SOM3 4LT3RN4T3 UN1V3RS3 1D 1M4G1N3 1T WOULD B3 4 BR33Z3

[yellrezi-blog]

PL34S3 T4K3 1MPORT4NT NOT3 TH4T 1 4M TH3 F1RST POST ON MY 4LT3RN4T3′S MOUS3OV3R TOOLT1P.

[ask-redglare]

Where do you live?????? That doesn't look like Beforus

LATULA: Th3 bubbl3s h3r3 4r3 f1ll3d w1th m3mor13s of m4ny pl4c3s, 4ll diff3r1ng d3p3nd1ng on who dr34m3d th3m up.PORRIM: Yes, That Is Co+rrect. It Has Been Mo+re Convenient Fo+r Meeting O+ur Alternate Selves And Descendants. I Have Even Cro+ssed Paths With A Yo+unger Tatto+o+ed And Much Mo+re Rebellio+us Version O+f Myself. She Had Mentio+ned This Befo+rus Yo+u Speak O+f.LATULA: 1′v3 g1v3n my own 4lt3rn4t3 young3r s3lf 4 h1gh f1v3 on th1s blog b3for3. 1 c4n’t r3m3mb3r 1f sh3 m3nt1on3d 4 b3forus, though.

[l1z4rdd4ddy-blog]

4CTU4LLY YOU KNOW WH4T?  1 C4N CONF1D3NTLY S4Y 1 H4V3 TH3 B3ST 4LT3RN4T3S 1N G3N3R4L, GO 4H34D 4ND 4RGU3 1F YOU R34LLY F33L L1K3 1T BUT TH3 ONLY P3RSON WHO COULD 3V3N R34LLY M4K3 4 C4S3 FOR 1T WOULD B3, L1K3, 4N 4R4D14, B3C4US3 4LL 4R4D14S 4R3 FUCK1NG D3L1GHTFUL

[ask-the-teal-judge-blog]

H3LLO M3!! YOUR BLOG SM3LLS OF RULY 4ND JUST JUDG1NG 4ND OF R1GHT3OUSN3SS >:] //HI ANOTHER TEREZI BLOG ///WAVE

4S D1SOR13NT1NG 4S 3NCOUNT3R1NG 4N 4LT3RN4T3 V3RS1ON OF MYS3LF 1S, 1TS GOOD TO KNOW TH4T TH3 FR4GR4NC3 OF JUST1C3 R3M41NS 4S 4 PUNG3NT ODOR THROUGHOUT TH1S BLOG 4ND TH4T OTH3R R1GHT3OUS 4ND L4WFUL B31NGS SUCH 4S MYS3LF (l1t3r4lly h4h4h4) R3COGN1Z3 1T >:]

((!!! GREETINGS oh wow sorry I just really like your blog and I’m happy to be noticed by such a figure but yes hello!!!

[neophyteredsquish]

👁‍🗨 ☢️

"On3 of my most f4vour1t3 hobb13s outs1d3 of l3g1sl4c3r4tor1ng 1s sk4t3bo4rd1ng, my 4lt3rn4t3 s3lf 1sn't th3 only m4st3r of 's1ck tr1cks yo'. but s4dly such 4n unl4wful 4ct1v1ty 1s 4g41nst my v3ry w4ys, but 1n s3cr3t 1 h4v3 3nt3r3d 34rth C sk4t3 cont3sts 4s "Cr1mson Gl4r3"

"W3ll um...*cough* um...Pyr4lsp1t3 onc3 4t3 4n up 4nd com1ng fusch14 blood h31r3ss, 4nd sh3 w4sn't 3x4ctly r3cov3r4bl3, luck1ly 1 h4d g41n3d such 4 follow1ng 4nd 'fr13nds 1n h1gh pl4c3s' th4t w3 w3r3 4bl3 to k33p 1t on th3 low."

[cyb3rbvlly]

1 H4V3 LOOK3D 1NTO 3V3RY POSS1BL3 4LT3RN4T3 R34L1TY TH4T 3X1STS W1TH1N MY M1ND TH4T 1S WOV3N 1NTO TH3 T4P3STRY OF F4T3 4ND C4N S4Y W1TH CONF1D3NC3 TH4T MOST OF YOU W1LL B3 STUCK POST1NG ON TH1S W3BS1T3 FOR TH3 R3ST OF YOUR N4TUR4L L1V3S

[cyb3rbvlly]

nickelbacksok replied to your post: trogdor 2: white trogdor

i won’t say that!

COW4RD OF TH3 H1GH3ST D3GR33, TH3 COURTS L4B3L YOU 4ND YOUR T1MOROUS 4LT3RN4T3 3N3M13S OF MY BLOG SP3C1F1C4LLY

1 3XP3CT 1MM3D14T3 COMP3NS4T1ON FOR W4ST3D R3L4T1ONS 1N TH3 FORM OF P1CTUR3S 4ND/OR V1D3OS OF L1Z4RDS

[juryw1s3]

crowteeth420 replied to your post: crowteeth420 replied to your post: MY 4LT3RN4T3S...

downvote

4ND YOU WOULD POST YOUR GL4R1NG D1ST4ST3 FOR MY POST TO SULLY MY R3PUT4T1ON 4S 4 SH1TTY T4TTOO 4RT1ST ON TH1S PUBL1C V3NU3?

W3 W1LL D1SCUSS TH3 N4TUR3 OF YOUR CR1M3 1N 4CCORD4NC3 W1TH TH3 CRU3L3ST B4R

[juryw1s3]

crowteeth420 replied to your post: MY 4LT3RN4T3S 4R3 TH3 MOST UNFUCKW1TH4BL3 S3ND...

upvote

STOP T3XT1NG M3 WH1L3 1 4M R3ND1NG YOUR FL3SH, 1T 1S SO UNB3COM1NG OF MY 4STUT3 PROF3SS1ON

[cyb3rbvlly]

TH4NK YOU JOHN. 1 NOW H4V3 TH3 PROP3R L3V3R4G3 TO US3 4G41NST YOUR 4LT3RN4T3S WH3N TH3Y C4LL M3 4NNOY1NG 4ND PR3T3ND TH4T 1 4M NOT 4 BL3SS1NG UPON TH31R D4SH 

[cyb3rbvlly]

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W3V3 SPOK3N 3X4CTLY ONC3 1N PR1V4T3 4ND B4CK 4ND FORTH ON OUR OWN POSTS 4ND 1 TH1NK YOUR3 H1L4R1OUS WH1CH DO3SNT SURPR1S3 M3 B3C4US3 1V3 4LW4YS THOUGHT YOU W3R3 FUNNY, M1ST3R C4PTOR

3V3N SO 1 C4NT H3LP BUT F33L BOTH3R3D PR3TTY MUCH CONST4NTLY WH3N YOUR3 ONL1N3 B3C4US3 1 F33L WORR13D 3V3N 1F TH4T 1SNT MY PL4C3

1T K1ND OF SUCKS TH4T MY 4LT3RN4T3 1S HUNT1NG YOU DOWN, BUT F33L1NGS H4V3 NO PL4C3 1N TH3 BUS1N3SS OF UPHOLD1NG TH3 L4W!!