#thank u for the follows mwah<3

[kkit-a]

hello ren lovers

[createbellatheartist]

guys since when did I get 25 followers

How many of you guys are there ahhhhh Ty so much this is more than my subs on my youtube but anyways tysm ahhhhhh

[girlbenson]

oh darn i wanted to send u smth but can’t cos we’re not mutuals 💔 but i rly wanted to show u this so here i go off anon. i havent done any art for 4 years and when i was drawing some stickers, i saw smth u reblogged so i added it to what i was doing and yeah. soo embarrassing bye x

omg pls don’t be embarrassed i LOVE it!!!!! 😍

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari i am just hopping in to tell you that you are so amazing!! and those bouts of writer self-doubt and insecurity are so real. i don’t know if my words will do much (bc i know firsthand that it can be hard to believe & convince yourself at times!) but!!! i love that you continue to write and share your art here with us 🥺 i personally adore your writing, and i am constantly in awe of the words you string together!! at such breakneck speed too akzndk 🥺

we will always be our own’s worst critic!! but the silver lining i’ve found is that it can only mean we’re always looking for opportunities of growth—for opportunities to make things better than how we’ve done them before (even though they’re already very good!!!!) 🥹 i love the care you put into your writing and how you handle your stories with such consideration 🥺

at the end of the day, i hope you love the things you create 🥹 whether it’s objectively ‘good’ or ‘bad’ (by what standards, i’m not sure), but i hope you write the things you love in a way that makes your heart so full of it 🥹 cheering you on always and always! i am 100% sure anything you write, you’ll have me reading it gobsmacked with my jaw on the floor 🥹 (as i pick each of them from my growing stack of your works in my tbr… JALsnsksnsj)

SNIFFLE HIC SOB ….. SEL…………

i …. really really needed this ask i think :’3 thank you!!!!!! you’re an angel . and i love you. i’m feeling a little better now, but it’s hard to fully shake it off, yk? your words definitely help though!!! 🥺🥺 you’re one of my favorite fic writers Ever and your opinion really does mean so much to me…..

and !! you’re so right!!! i think it’s a very beautiful thing to want to grow and be better …. and i’d never want to change how much i care about my writing, for better or for worse !!! i think that sometimes i forget that i’m still growing a lot, and that my writing style still isn’t really finalized :’3 i guess a part of me is scared that my writing won’t live up to people’s standards if it evolves? even though that’s a silly thing to care about 😭 but i really do love the things i create!!! even the ones i don’t think are very good are precious to me 🥺 they’re my babies at the end of the day…. i forget that i’m Allowed to love my own writing sometimes. so thank you for reminding me of that sel 🥹🥹

i love you <33333 so so soooo much . this really was just what i needed to hear… it’s a sucky feeling but i know i’ll get through it :3 i’m gonna do my best to use it as motivation instead !!!

[convxction]

ooc. taps mic. good afternoon to morgan. (I SEE EVERYONE FOLLOWING CHROM ON THE MUSPELL PATH AND IM HAPPY OK???? SHEPHERDS AND THEIR LEADER ON THE SAME PATH YEHAW. we dont talk about the defunct avatar for being hel but thats ok they look nice XDDD ) art below if u dont wanna visit x lol morgan will join the gift post i had before when i have time mwahaha

tbh the design is not that impressive imo??? the coat shape is nice but overall ..eh? also the shiny boot?? i hate them for some reason. they just....look like platformer boots XDDD r u suggesting he is short!? how dare. (maybe?) but yeah. feels like just made his original design redish and yep and oh feathers. i will look back at it again to see if artist sneaked something here or there. but i like the gloves so thats one thing.

[settriigh]

@trueshotez followed

"Hey, get movin' you're holding up the traffic." he yells loudly. "Come on, move your ass! We ain't got all day blondie."

[psychicbergara]

that ryan & shane edit was literally stuck at 900 notes an hour ago but now its at 1k wtf??? thank you guys SO MUCHHHHHH :')

[rainy-nights]

AWJJDJEHW YO TYSM YALL I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IM ALMOST AT 100 FOLLOWERS TYYYY I LOVE ALL YOU 80 PEOPLE 😻😻

[stevebabey]

Congrats on the milestone <3 🎧

anna baby thank u for sticking around <3 i literally love seeing u on my dash, i've yet to memorise ur new url so im always like HUH where did this sick ass new blog come from and it's always delightful to find it its already a friend :') ur wayne fic changed me fr thats CANON to me now & i love how u hit every interest i have in this fandom <3

don't delete the kisses / wolf alice is the song i give yee !

[touyyes]

update on the neighbor fic ! its,,,gonna be a lil delayed yall ('﹏*๑)ｳｯ… i wanna make sure its as perfect as can be before i post it. im trying my best to get it out as soon as possible !!

[forffax]

wow just hit 20,000 posts and also 100 followers. nice

[19calicos]

this is the cow of love , send it to blogs you love the most ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

HELLLOOOO SOL it’s eggy (new user im worried i won’t be recognized) SENDING U THIS COW !!!! i think u are extremely cool and probably one of the funniest people on this site probably the funniest ikwtl genuinely changed my life and you’re such a cool person and i’m manifest the best things for you <3

just woke up and went straight to banging my head on the wall WHAT!!! eggy (love the new user btw!!!) this is so fucking nice and sweet holy fucking shit THANK YOU ! thank you so so much 😭😭😭 this really means the world to me!! u are so awesome and i love every idea you come up with and everything you write and i am levitating from this cow of love <3 this is me sending you like a billion cows of love back 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼‼️‼️‼️‼️

[viviloveschilde]

𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐈 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑!

Hey! I decide that I shall write for anime characters too but I shall need to look into the character if I do not know them. I shall state it if I do not know them in my intro before the fic itself starts. I can do headcanons too! Or just specifically request and tell me what u want, I'll try my best to answer and write smthn that fits u!

On another note, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 10 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨! <3 I can't thank u guys enough~ love u all!

( Also I just started watching horimiya and I cried 3 times and the third time was today. I cried rlly hard cuz I was watching episode 9 where Sakura reveals how sad she had been that Toru/Ishikawa rejected her )

-Vi

[ham1lton]

just a normal girl.

pairings: charles leclerc x comedienne!reader.

summary: just a normal girl is a stand-up netflix comedy special performed by actress and comedienne y/n l/n in which she discusses her childhood, her horrible first meeting with her boyfriend and being a twenty something in london.

author’s note: based on that one anon’s dream but i changed it up slightly! also eid mubarak to all my muslim followers celebrating today! this is for you <3 i also have a new taglist so please help me out by filling it if you’d like to be tagged in future works!

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JUST A NORMAL GIRL TRANSCRIPT.

Y/N L/N: so, charles decides to take me shopping. fancy, right? we walk into this chic little boutique and, surprise, the shopkeeper only speaks french. now, i don’t speak french. at all. my entire french vocabulary consists of 'oui' and 'croissant.' meanwhile, charles is chatting away like he’s in a romance film, all suave and shit.

[audience laughs]

Y/N L/N: and there i am, standing there, smiling and nodding like i understand every word. for all i knew, charles could be telling the guy, 'this is my new project. she thinks monaco is in morocco. and i’ve been dared to make her over like that one freddie prinze jr film.' and i’m just like, 'yes, absolutely. très bien.’

[audience laughs harder]

Y/N L/N: so charles is chatting to the guy in french as they go through the boutique and he inevitably finds this gorgeous dress. he hands it to me, all excited, like ‘try it on! you’ll look stunning’ and i look at the price tag. why was this dress more than my rent? for that price the dress needs to fill my fridge, put shelter over my head and fly like a magic carpet.

Y/N L/N: i exit the changing room, because when a cute guy asks me to do something… i can’t say no. i can’t help it! i can’t say no to pretty faces!

[audience laughs]

Y/N L/N: charles is looking at me in this dress like i’m an angel from above and i’m calculating the amount of ramen noodles i’ll have to buy to smooth over my overdraft. maybe if i wear it every day for the next sixty five years, it’ll work itself out? then charles chats to the shopkeeper and points at me and then at charles and i’m thinking… what the hell are they saying about me. he’s probably telling charles ‘this girl is not for you. she’s very clueless and can’t handle the high life you are accustomed to’.

[audience boos the shopkeeper]

Y/N L/N: oh no, don’t boo him. he was right. i was clueless and unable to handle the high life. charles looks at me smiling like ‘should we get the dress?’. on the inside i’m like, NOOOOOOOOOOOO but on the outside i’m like, oh sure, yeah, why not. but he rings it up and says ‘that’ll be 32,489 euros please’ and i want to die. but then charles just hands over his card and i remember… i’m dating a guy who probably earns my life savings in a day. life goals, am i right ladies?

[the ladies in the audience cheer]

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liked by netflix, charles_leclerc and 483,938 others.

yourusername: tfw your netflix special is number one for two weeks so ur man buys u two flower bouquets. guys get please me to three so i can get another <3

also i have had a recent influx of followers? so hi. i’m y/n, i act and i think i’m funny sometimes. if you’ve watched my netflix special? mwah <- that’s me kissing your forehead.

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charles_leclerc: not you cheating on me in your caption ☹️🙁

-> yourusername: sorry you had to find out this way <3

user1: omg is she muslim?? and a hijabi??

-> user2: finding yn… inshallah they find her.

user4: NOOOO HE’S TAKEN….

-> user4: BY A BADDIE TOO…. NOOOOO

maxverstappen1: made a netflix account to watch you and it was good! 👍🏻

-> yourusername: thank you user maxverstappen1. always appreciate the support from grassroots fans such as yourself.

arthur_leclerc: wait was the kidnapping story real?

-> yourusername: obviously! i have never lied in a comedy special. exaggerated, perhaps, but never lied! what sort of woman do you take me for?

user6: why can’t we see your face in any of these pics?

-> yourusername: because you can see my face on netflix in hd in my new comedy special - just a normal girl :)

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JUST A NORMAL GIRL TRANSCRIPT.

[spotlight on y/n l/n standing center stage, audience is attentive]

Y/N L/N: the first time charles invited me to a formula 1 race. i know, right? fancy! i mean, i usually spend my weekends binge-watching netflix in my pajamas, and suddenly, i’m in the vip section at a grand prix. talk about a plot twist.

[audience laughs]

Y/N L/N: so, we get there, and i'm already feeling out of place. everyone is dressed to the nines in designer outfits, and i’m wearing the only fancy dress i own, which is basically just a black dress i got on sale at h&m. but i’m trying to fit in, pretending i know what’s going on. spoiler alert: i have no idea what’s going on.

[audience laughs louder]

Y/N L/N: charles is introducing me to all these important people, and they’re all speaking this mix of french, italian, and who-knows-what. and i'm just standing there, smiling and nodding, because that’s my default mode in these situations.

[audience laughs]

Y/N L/N: then, charles introduces me to his team, and they start explaining all these technical details about the car. and i’m thinking, 'wow, this is fascinating,' but honestly, it sounds like they’re speaking another language. they could be telling me the car runs on unicorn tears, and i’d just nod along, 'ah yes, absolutely. unicorn tears. very efficient. not very sustainable though….’

[audience laughs]

Y/N L/N: alright, so while we’re on the topic of my boyfriend, let me tell you about the time my family found out i was dating a rich formula one driver. you’d think they’d be excited for me, proud even. but no, my family? they just saw dollar signs.

Y/N L/N: so, i’m visiting my family for the holidays, and everything is going well. we’re having dinner, catching up, and then my aunt, bless her heart, leans over and whispers, 'is it true? are you really dating a formula one driver?' and i’m like, 'well yes, aunt sarah, it’s true.'

Y/N L/N: now, my family is not subtle. at all. within minutes, it’s like they’ve formed a council of war. my uncle pulls out his phone and starts googling charles. my mom is like, 'how much money does he make?' and my dad is suddenly very interested in the price of sports cars.

Y/N L/N: i’m sitting there, trying to eat my mashed potatoes, and they’re plotting how to get charles to invest in my cousin’s failed business. my cousin, who once tried to sell homemade kombucha and ended up giving half the neighbourhood food poisoning. that cousin.

[audience laughs heartily]

Y/N L/N: my brother, always the opportunist, chimes in with, 'hey, maybe he can get us a discount on a new ferrari!' like it’s a shein code that you can input on the website and i’m just sinking lower in my chair, wishing i could disappear.

Y/N L/N: so, i finally snap. i stand up and say, 'look, i know i’m broke, but i’m fine. i don’t need to use charles as an atm. he’s not a walking bank account, he’s a person.' and they’re all just staring at me, like i’ve grown two heads.

Y/N L/N: then my grandma, who hasn’t said a word all night, just quietly stands up and says, 'well, if he’s that rich, maybe he could at least buy us a new dishwasher. the old one is on its last legs.' and i’m like, 'seriously, grandma?'

[audience laughs louder]

Y/N L/N: but you know, through all this, charles has been amazing. he’s patient, understanding, and he never makes me feel bad about my financial situation. i’m broke, but i’m fine. and honestly, i think that’s what makes us work. i keep him grounded, and he... well, he reminds me that sometimes, it’s okay to splurge on the extras.

[audience cheers and applauds]

Y/N L/N: but here’s the thing about dating someone like charles. the highs are incredible, but there are lows too. there are moments when you feel like you’re in a fairy tale, and then there are times when reality hits you hard. like, after that amazing day at the race, we got home and charles was still buzzing from the win. and i… i was just exhausted.

[audience quiets down, listening intently]

Y/N L/N: i remember lying in bed that night, charles fast asleep beside me, and i couldn’t help but think about how different our worlds are. he’s out there living his dream, racing cars and traveling the world, and i’m just trying to keep up, trying to fit into a life that sometimes feels so foreign to me.

Y/N L/N: it’s hard, you know? being with someone who’s so extraordinary when you feel so ordinary. there’s this constant fear that one day he’ll wake up and realize he deserves someone who belongs in his world, someone who isn’t just pretending.

[audience is silent, reflective]

Y/N L/N: but then i look at him, and i see how much he loves me, how he looks at me like i’m the only person in the room, and for a moment, all those doubts fade away. because maybe, just maybe, being a normal girl is exactly what he needs in his extraordinary life.

[audience applauds softly]

Y/N L/N: thank you for listening, everyone. you've been amazing! enjoy the rest of your night. i know i will!

[spotlight dims, y/n exits to a heartfelt applause]

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liked by ynwifey, f1wags and 587,828 others.

yourusername: birds of a feather, we should stick together 🎶

tagged: @charles_leclerc

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user1: SHES SO PRETTY

-> user4: BADDEST BITCH

user9: mashallah sis! you look gorgeous :)

*liked by yourusername.*

user10: a billie fan!!!! omg!!

user89: charlesyn is so cute. funny gf x pretty bf.

-> user12: the way she is also pretty gf but he isn’t funny bf 😔

landonorris: no one wants to see happy couples on the timeline thanks x

-> yourusername: unfollow me x

-> landonorris: but who will make me laugh then 😔

-> yourusername: knock knock 😋

-> landonorris: who’s there 😁

-> yourusername: single 🙀

-> landonorris: single who? 🤨

-> yourusername: single you! still waiting for a punchline and a date 😊

-> landonorris: 😔

-> randomstalkerfan1: i’ll date you lando! :D

-> landonorris: would rather stay single thanks x

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[rumplereids]

Stop bc I’ve had a little brainworm lately. Hotch’s really young ex wife bringing the kid(s) to Aaron bc he was late for a drop off or something and Spencer absolutely falling for her ⁉️⁉️ it’s been eating me alive (love your work mwah mwah)

part two tags: spencer reid x fem!reader. not really infidelity. p in v smut. a/n: anon, you are crazy. i love that for us. (thank u for reading my work ilysm) i hope u like this, even if it's just short :) requests are open!

He feels like he’s going insane. Scratch that. He’s actually insane.

He’s sequestered himself in the men’s restroom, tugging on his cock, biting the sleeves of his sweater so that he won’t make a noise, all because you smiled at him.

His boss’ wife. His boss’ young ex-wife.

Distinction is important in his line of business.

Spencer would love to blame you for putting him into this predicament, but that would be pointless.

It’s been a week since he last saw you. Since you last dropped Jack off at the BAU. Ever since your divorce with Aaron (the team didn’t even know he was married), you would show up to the office on their slower days to drop Jack off for the weekend.

Spencer doesn’t know much about you, only that you were once Jack’s nanny. You’ve been working for Aaron since Haley, Aaron’s ex-fiancee and Jack’s birth mom, decided that she wasn’t ready to be a mother yet.

Aaron once confided in him. You married Hotch when Jack was barely 3. You’ve always been ‘mom’ to the little boy. Aaron regrets marrying you so hastily.

You were around Spencer’s age. The fights leading up to your divorce started and ended with Aaron’s guilt for holding you back. Spencer couldn’t bring himself to care about your marital disputes since it led to him knowing you.

“Fuck,” he whimpers. White cum making his fingers sticky. Tucking himself back into his pants, he unlocks the bathroom stall with a cough, as if to hide the depravity that just took place. He quickly washes his hands, thrice. And then he leaves the men’s room, nearly running into a body in his haste.

Strong hands steady exposed shoulders. The skin under his warm hands, soft and smooth. It was you. He had just finished touching himself to the thought of you, and here you are now. Served to him on a golden platter.

“Hi, Spencer. I was just on my way out.”

“Did you talk to Hotch?”

You look up at him with a quizzical brow. He gulps down the thoughts looking into your eyes brought to his brain.

“Not really, no. I’m just here to drop Jack off for the weekend.”

He nods, and then you start to leave. He hesitates for a while, begging for the words to leave his tongue on their own. You beat him to the punch.

“Spencer?”

“Yeah?”

“Are you free this weekend?”

You fill his hands so perfectly. Your hips, your thighs, your breasts. Everywhere he cups and squeezes, as his hips smack thunderously against the flesh of your arse. You have your cheek pressed onto the mattress, taking everything that Spencer gave you. His cum, his sighs, his praise. The way he moans and mumbles your name like a prayer.

He’s your ex-husband’s co-worker. You swear you’ve read a cheesy erotica of this plot somewhere.

But that didn’t stop you from pulling him into your bedroom. Practiced hands undoing his dark blue tie. His longer fingers lifting the skirt of your sundress.

“You’re so good. You fuck me so good,” you can’t help but moan.

Spencer’s hand runs up and down your back, taking your hair and tightening a fist against your nape.

“You take me so well,” his following praise gets cut off by your phone ringing. Spencer slows his thrusts, hips moving until you’ve taken him to the base, and he continues his ministrations in tiny grinds of his pelvic bone against your clit. Your mind goes hazy at each tantalizing grind of his hips.

Your phone continues to ring. You blindly stretch out an arm to grab for it. Without looking at the caller ID, you answer the call. “Hello?”

Spencer watches from above you, watches you move your cheek and tilt your head so that you can make eye contact.

“Aaron?” you say with an almost whimper.

Spencer continues the grind of his hips against your wet and throbbing clit.

“Yeah, I can get Jack. Twenty minutes?”

Spencer almost hisses at the thought of the inevitable.

“Okay, see you in a bit.”

You hang up the call. Before the phone lands on your pillow, Spencer grabs you by the hips and maneuvers you to lay on your back, all while keeping his cock firmly inside you.

“We have to stop,” you say. “I think you have a new case.”

And then, his phone rings.

He puts two fingers into your mouth while he picks up the call with his other hand.

“This is Reid.”

“Reid? We have a case. A string of homicides in Atlanta.”

He hums, watching you slobber over his fingers.

“Reid?”

“Yeah?”

“Is Y/N with you?”

Spencer feels the way your pussy clenches around him.

“Yeah,” he admits.

Hotch is quiet on the other side of the line.

“Don’t be late. We leave in an hour.”

[woozi]

the amt of besties tagging me on their 2022 year in review 🥺 thank u so much, (i feel [v] loved i feel so special.mp3) <3