#thank you for letting me indulge in headcanons 🤭

[ploompkin]

how does till react to finding out zev has a crush and wont admit or worse says they can do better than him!?

(Ugh he absolutely would say that wouldn’t he)

She’d try hyping him up directly at first, I think— but that most likely wouldn’t work. SO onto plan b. If she’s acquainted with whomever Zev has feelings for she’d probably try to discern whether they reciprocate his feelings or not, since she doesn’t want to push Zevlor into heartbreak territory. If she decides there’s a good chance they do like him back, she’d find excuses to leave them alone with Zevlor. Like she’d invite them over and then be like, “oops, I forgot something! I’ll be five minutes.” (And then leaves them alone for ten or more lol)

All the while she continues encouraging him to go for it when it’s just the two of them. I feel like she teased him a lot when she first found out about his crush, but then when she realises how down bad he is and how unworthy he feels she stops, not wanting to accidentally bruise his confidence even more.

Then maybe as a last resort if she was feeling particularly bold, she’d do the thing when you write to both of the people pretending to be the other, asking to meet up somewhere— and deliberately picks a romantic-ish spot like the park or something. Zevlor mutters a string of curses under his breath when he realises what she’s done, exasperation to the max. But… it does work~ That fateful afternoon, the old man gets his kiss. <3

Then of course, Tilly’s teasing resumes.

[7ndipity]

BTS As Girl Dads

Ot7 x Reader

Summary: Headcanons about how the members would each handle being girl dads

Warnings: none

A/N: Thanks to @coffeedepressionsoup for this request! This got me soo in my feels, they’d all be such great dads(I may have gone a lil self indulgent but who cares lol). Obviously, some/most of these could also apply to any kid, regardless of gender, but for the sake of the Hc, we’re focusing on daughters

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Jin:

He’s honestly such a girl dad, argue with the wall

I totally see him wholly embracing the title and all the things that are typically considered ‘girly’, like pink and sparkles and all that

He would indulge every single one of her interests. She likes animals? They’re going to the zoo every weekend. She likes music? He’s signing her up for lessons for whatever instrument she’s into

I have this mental picture of them sitting on her bed together while he’s reading her bedtime stories, using all these silly voices and wearing one of her princess hats or something bc she insisted he needed for the character and just-😭

Yoongi:

Yoongi would be the softest girl dad ever, like she had him wrapped around her finger from day one. He took one look at her tiny little scrunched up face, that reminded him waay too much of his own expression when he’s annoyed, and he was a goner

I see him just sitting soo patiently while she gives him makeovers, wearing like three different pairs of clip-on earrings at the same time

He would really focus on teaching her to stand up for herself and makes sure she never takes any shit from anyone

He might come off a little stern sometimes, but it’s just because he worries and wants the best for her

Hobi:

Okay, Hobi as a girl dad might be one of my favorite headcanons, bc he’d be soo fucking sweet with them!

The tea party King. Like he shows up dressed in the most ridiculous outfits to make her giggle, and ready to talk imaginary gossip with her and any plushies that are joining them🤭

He would love shopping with/for her, constantly trying to find the coolest outfits or pieces for her, and they would definitely wear matching outfits when she was little(she would be the best dressed toddler ever, lol)

I also see him being quite protective of her at times, being super nervous/worried about her doing things like riding a bike for the first time or on her first days of school

Namjoon:

Omg Namjoon as a girl dad would be soo fucking protective. Like if someone does anything to hurt or upset her, they’re fucked

I see him loving daddy-daughter days out together, taking her to the park or museums or bookstores, really just wanting to indulge her curiosity and interests

Like Yoongi, he would really work to make sure she knows how to stand up for herself, as well as others

For all of his sternness tho, he would have the biggest soft spot for her, he’s 100% the type to let her have dessert before dinner or something bc she gave him puppy eyes

Jimin:

Omg he’s soo girl dad coded, like it’s not even funny(he literally confirmed that on that ep of “are you sure?” like 🥺)

He would treat her like a little princess, doting on her at every possible opportunity, buying her toys/clothes/treats, taking her on special outings, etc. If she wants something, he will do whatever he can do give it to her

He would not be able to stand seeing her in any sort of pain. Like even her just having a scraped knee would make him slightly misty-eyed, even tho she’s not upset/crying about it

I see them having lots of long talks about whatever’s on her mind. He would really strive to be her safe place to ask questions about anything, from school and friends to life and the future

Taehyung:

I see him being an amazing girl dad! He has this amazing, comforting dynamic with the girls that he’s worked with/is friends with, so I can only imagine how supportive he would be with his own daughter

He would be so indulgent in whatever she wanted. Ice cream before bed? Heck yeah, let him grab a spoon too. She wants a new plushie/toy even tho she just got one like yesterday? Well, the new one needs a friend, soo-

But he would still have his more stern/protective moments with her, just moreso in little ways like making sure she’s always wearing her helmet and elbow/knee pads, brushes her teeth, does her homework, etc

He would play along with all/any of their imaginary games, fully committing to the role(and adding waay too many silly death/fainting scenes bc they make her laugh)

Jungkook:

Junkook would absolutely adore a daughter. Like she would be his little princess and anyone/anything that upsets her will have to answer to him.

On the flip side of that protectiveness tho, he is so unbelievably gentle with her. As an infant, he handled her like she was made of glass, and as she grows up, he would always speak to her in a softer tone than he uses for anyone else 

(Also dodon’t think about him singing her to sleep every night as an infant. Getting up with her in the middle of the night and walking her around the house, singing to her softly till she drifts back off to sleep in his arms)

He would love teaching her things and playing games with her(I totally picture him teaching her boxing in tiny and falling over all dramatic when she lands a hit, lol)

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[blurredcolour]

so much John Brady brainrot 🤭 so that being said…..soft dom! Brady headcanons?

Oh my nonny, this ask jumped out at me like a jackrabbit and I feel like it is the perfect time to expound on the forbidden dress scenario I first touched upon around Easter.

Behold some headcannons AND a drabble

Mature/explicit themes below the cut - 18+ only

Given the fact that dear Brady rules his fort with an iron fist (see his lecture to Croz after his struggles finding, I don’t know, England?!) I definitely feel like this man prefers to be in control, but I agree that it errs on the side of a soft!Dom rather than an outright dominant

While he hasn’t engaged in penetrative sex prior to your wedding night, he’s still the one on top, in charge, executing his seduction of you like some kind of pre-flight checklist

And let me tell you it works

As your relationship grows, you definitely feel more confident initiating intimacy, usually at times and in places that leave him slightly bewildered, your desire for him something so utterly mysterious whereas it’s completely logical to him that he cannot get enough of you

But he soon takes over to ensure you get the most amount of pleasure possible, putting himself last

You never realized, however, the potential for him to be suddenly overcome by a need until you wore that seemingly innocuous dress

Securing the zipper at your side, you took a moment to check your appearance in the floor length mirror of your shared bedroom, smoothing the hem of the spring dress in your favourite colour against your knees. It had been an irresistible extravagance when you were at the department store with only socks and underwear on your list, but the neckline and style had called out to you like a siren song.

Smoothing an errant strand of hair, you grabbed your handbag and hurried down the stairs to the living room where John was waiting, scanning the paper for something of interest.

“Ready, honey. Thanks for waiting.” You smiled and he snapped the paper closed along its pre-folded lines but froze as you came into view.

“That’s…that’s new…” he intoned, expression unreadable and making you feel the need to apologize for your over-spending.

“I…yes, I indulged a little at the store, did you want me to-” the sharp shake of his head cut off your offer to take it off, to return it tomorrow.

“It’s perfect.” He exhaled, eyeing you intensely before surging to his feet. “Come on, don’t let me make us late.” He grunted and grabbed his suit jacket from the back of the couch, sliding it on before leading you out to the car.

There was a different tension in the vehicle, John’s eyes flashing in your direction frequently through the short drive to the cathedral, his hand resting heavily against your lower back as he guided you to your favourite pew. The heat of his palm was soaking through the thin fabric of your dress making you shiver at the temperature contrast with the cool stone of the building.

“You chilly?” He leaned in the murmur, the roughness in his voice taking you back to your lazy lovemaking yesterday morning and your jaw dropped open as you suddenly realized just what was going on.

A glance at him to offer a reassuring smile and shake of your head revealed his dilated pupils and slightly flushed cheeks, making you sink to teeth into your lower lip. What on earth had gotten into your husband?!

You could feel the weight of his heated gaze on you like numerous caresses throughout the service, more than confident he didn’t catch a word of the sermon, pressing your lips together sheepishly as somehow you felt at fault for this predicament and yet you couldn’t really bring yourself to mind?

How many times had you found yourself staring at this man, star-struck and breathless with desire in the most inopportune of places…what a heady turn of events this role-reversal was.

As you rose to join your fellow congregants for the weekly post-service chat over coffee and cake, John’s hand slid to your lower back, his skin scorching through your dress by now.

“Would you mind if we ducked out early, sweetheart? I’ve got a bit of a headache…”

Feigning wifely concern, you nodded quickly. “Of course, Johnny, let’s get you home.”

The drive home felt faster than usual, perhaps because he barely stopped at the stop signs, his hand resting on your thigh, fingertips plucking at the hem of your dress idly in the silence of the vehicle. Stepping into the house, you’d barely removed your shoes before his mouth was on yours, hungrily devouring, as his hands seized your hips and pulled you flush against his body.

The prominent bulge of his cock pressed against your hip and you dropped your handbag to slide your fingers into his hair.

“This dress is my devil in the desert.” He growled against your lips, making you laugh breathlessly.

“I wasn’t sure you were paying attention, honey.”

Turning to press you up against the front door, he ground his aching hardness into you. “I was enduring my own test…” he nipped your lips before trailing his mouth down your neck, hands rucking up the hem to slip between your thighs.

Mewling as you pulled at his suit jacket, you clung to him as he pinned you tightly to the door and quickly wrung an orgasm from you with practiced efficiency, leaving you a knock-kneed, panting, shaking mess.

Stepping back to shuck off his jacket and yank his tie free, you reached up to pull down your side zipper, eyes shooting wide at his verbal interjection.

“Ah! This?” His fingers strayed back to toy with the hem of your dress. “No, this stays on.” He said firmly, voice taking on a deep timber that flooded you with fresh desire.

Lurching forward, you instead focused your efforts on stripping him completely, following him down to the small carpet on the foyer floor, lifting your hips as he pulled your underwear off over your garter straps and stockings. Nestling between your thighs beneath your dress, his darkened eyes hungrily drank in the sight of you as he rocked his hardened length through your damp folds until you were begging for him.

“If my wife insists.” He smirked and rocked forward, sinking into your wet heat as your mingled groans filled the foyer.

The novelty of this coupling and desperation of his thrusts, combined with the insistent circles of his thumb on your clit, meant it did not take long for either of you to find release, left a sweaty, gasping mess on the floor of the entry way.

[lovesick-feelings]

Hi!! Could I get some Yandere Toy Bonnie x Reader headcanons? Have a good day!!

Thank you for requesting, beautiful reader! (*^ ‿ <*)♡ Was I the only one put off by Toy Bonnie's voice in Fnaf AR? Don't get me wrong his lines are perfect. They fit very well with his high and mighty personality but his voice sounds so off compared to Toy Freddy and Toy Chica. ╮(╯∀╰)╭ I'm certain if they didn't edit the Voice actors voice to be high pitched it could've come off better (*/ω＼)

♡ How could this happen!? The last thing Toy Bonnie wanted was to fall for some… creature. If it wasn’t for your constant niceness, maybe he wouldn't think of you as often. He hates how much of a distraction you’ve become, yet he can never push you away because of that. *Sigh* Well, since you're obviously a fan, he can't just turn you away. Guess he’ll have no choice but to indulge in your presence. 

♡ Toy Bonnie believes you are the luckiest person in the world. Why? Because he likes you, of course! He doesn't take hours from his “Me Time” for anyone. From the moment you enter those doors, you’re supposed to walk straight to him.

♡ You need him, so he’s doing you a huge favor by letting you bask in his presence. Well, at least that’s what he thinks. In reality, he depends on you. He expects you to comfort him, cater to his desires, and listen to his long rants and gossip. 

“It’s a good thing I'm here for you Y/N! I wouldn't want my star to be alone on lunch break again” 🤭

“Weren’t you the one who asked-” 😔

“HUSH!! I’m doing you a favor!” 😡

♡ Toy Bonnie thrives on attention. Your regards, praise, hell you asking him how he’s feeling that morning makes him feel like a king. You are playing a dangerous game as too much praise will make him overwhelmingly cocky.

♡ Next thing you know, the boy needs repairs because he decided to rub it into withered Bonnie’s non-existent face. Too little will make him really whiny and annoying. He’ll glare at you and let out the most dramatic sighs until you bring it up to him. Even then, he’ll pretend it’s nothing if  you don’t beg for it. 

♡ He loves bragging about his star just as much as he does about himself. He has no problem talking for hours upon hours about how amazing you are. He’s like a used car salesman. You could be the worst at everything and he’ll still find a way to boast about you like you're worth a million bucks (He believes it but wouldn't say it out loud).

♡ You’re meant to be his and he deserves only the best. He often pulls you close and kisses you in front of his friends. Not only does he love seeing your flustered face, but he gets to make sure everyone knows exactly who you belong to. It’s a win-win!

♡ Toy Bonnie’s is extremely possessive. You could give Toy Bonnie thousands of compliments but he will never overlook the time you complimented someone’s new outfit.

♡ Sure, he'll be pouty around you, but the person receiving the compliment is going to go through hell. He goes out of his way to sabotage their day until they get the message to stay away from you. Next thing you know your co-worker has been fired due to “tampering with animatronics”,  “defamation of ingredients”, and in your bosses words “fucking everything up”. 

♡ Master manipulator. Toy Bonnie uses it against you constantly and he knows how to use it well. All of a sudden, he tells you how much he hates that co-worker you’ve been talking to. Did you not notice the way they forced their job on you despite them being able to do it? It doesn't matter if they need to attend to someone else. They don’t consider your feelings like he does. They're going to take advantage of you if you keep letting your guard down like this.

♡You’re so used to seeing his sassy front that when he shows defeat you can’t help but feel bad. As soon as you respond to his request, he'll embrace you, supporting your decision. The smug grin on his face would have been more noticeable if it wasn't for his hug.  He has you wrapped around his finger and he can’t help but fall for you harder.

♡ Now let's say Y/N is really good at seeing through Toy Bonnie’s Academy Award Performances. Bonnie's final resort will be kidnapping. You’d think he’d be too refined to do it himself, but he enjoys the chase. However, he’s suddenly reminded why he avoids it as you struggle against him. Why are you screaming so loudly? If you only listened, he wouldn't have to drag you by your foot to his room.

♡ Now that you’re both alone, it should be easier to maintain your concentration on him. Your stubbornness now is really bothersome, but it’s nothing he can’t fix now that you can only see him. 

“Ya’ know not just anyone is lucky enough to be so close to me. So make sure to only keep those eyes on me, star!”

[ryuichirou]

I'm kinda starving for Kalijami content right now so I hope you'll indulge me

Got any headcannons for flirty!Kalim that's 100% Jamil sexual but with oblivious!Jamil. Like here is a version of Kalim that could probably charm anyone he wants into relationship or in bed but Jamil is just like "Yes, this is completely platonic" all the while acting like wife material. Kalim is suffering from thirst and its lowkey become everyone's problem cause they're suffering from secondhand tension.

I won't deny any spicier headcannons either too if you have them 🤭

Anon! I’m very happy you’re enjoying our headcanons, and I feel like your idea has potential, so I’ll give you some headcanons. Even though, like in my previous KaliJami post, they’re probably not as nicely aligned with your idea and wishes as you wanted to. So I’m sorry for that.

But I’ll be honest: it’s a bit difficult for me to write KaliJami posts these days. Not because we stopped liking them: we still love the ship very much and I would still love to draw them more often. But it’s been a while since we’ve read anything featuring these characters (we’re focusing on other stuff right now) and my “feel” of them is worse now + they are far from being our main ship, so we naturally don’t have as many ideas for them as for others.

So what I’m saying is that I hope you or any other person won’t get upset if I don’t reply to your KaliJami ask in the future. I don’t want to give you a half-assed reply, and a lot of time I just don’t have anything to say or add, so it wouldn’t be much of a reply anyway. That being said, we really appreciate the love our KaliJami posts are getting, so thank you again.

Alright, the headcanons.

Kalim is genuinely confused about their situation. Jamil doesn’t get or notice something? That never happens. He kind of thinks that Jamil is ignoring his advances on purpose sometimes, but he is conflicted about it… What if Jamil really just doesn’t know? I guess it means that Kalim should keep flirting with him. (People around them are 1000% sure that Jamil is avoiding Kalim’s obvious flirting on purpose. There is no way it isn’t intentional)

Kalim is going to confess his feelings to Jamil but in a bizarre turn of events that wouldn’t work either, because Jamil would still tell himself that it is either platonic or Kalim is lying to himself/confused about his own feelings. Simply because Jamil doesn’t want to deal with Kalim having romantic feelings towards him, so it’s easier to just think he’s goofing around.

Their main problem is that a lot of things that Kalim does as flirting is something that he also does to all of people in a friendly way, so it makes it easier for Jamil to either assume or assure himself that he is just being friendly. For example, magic carpet rides, dances, a lot of touches, long stares in Jamil’s eyes… One time Kalim would spontaneously take Jamil on a date, take him to some extremely beautiful place with nice smelling flowers and pretty lights and romantic/intimate atmosphere, hug him, touch him, get reeeeal clingy… and Jamil would STILL think that he is just goofing around and trying to avoid doing homework or something. Let’s get back already, Kalim. (at this point he’s just in denial)

Kalim would insist on sleeping in Jamil’s bed, Jamil’s first reaction would be annoyed “are you having nightmares?”. It’s almost like Kalim is mentally a toddler in his mind… But when Kalim makes his move and starts kissing and touching Jamil this time, I feel like he wouldn’t be able to lie to himself anymore. They would end up having sex, because despite Jamil being/acting oblivious, the tension between them is quite strong. So once Kalim takes Jamil’s clothes off, starts kissing his neck, his ears, touching his hips and spreading his legs, it’d be an “oh” moment.

…luckily for Jamil, he would tell himself a different lie this time: Kalim is a hormonal horny spoiled stubborn rich kid that always gets what he wants. So of course he would want to also have Jamil. Doesn’t mean any of it is romantic..right?

[neonbutchery]

headcanons about wyllzel 🤭

OHOHOHO this one is GOOD... thank you for indulging me (headcanon game from here) . assume that most of these are after lae has had her character arc.

first and foremost: battle couple. they fight alongside each other and they fight well. when they've spent a few years together, they're an amazing duo.

related to that, they spar a lot and exchange their knowledge about fighting. wyll teaches lae'zel about dueling with rapiers and other fancy stuff and lae'zel teaches him githyanki techniques. when/if wyll loses his powers after getting away from his pact with mizora, which becomes kinda hard on him (since he's gotten so used to having them) lae'zel helps him every step of the way, at first through tough love, but she doesn't hesitate to praise him or be soft later.

also, sparring as foreplay. this one is obvious. come on.

both of them are Very Fancy Bitches when it comes to their hair. doing each other's hair is a love language. wyll braids lae'zel's hair and puts all the fancy accessories in place and lae'zel learns how to take care of his hair when he's growing it (i imagine wyll to be a long locs/twists/braids kinda guy).

also related to that, them exchanging hair accessories as a symbol of love and wearing them in their respective hairstyles. kinda like wedding rings (even though to me lae'zel is allergic to the concept of thinking of herself as married.)

lae'zel starts calling him gith words and at first wyll ofc doesn't know what he's saying, so he decides to learn githyanki BUT keeps it a secret to surprise her. the first time he replies to her back in githyanki she blushes SO HARD and is speechless for a good couple of seconds.

tbf i can't really see them settling down in baldur's gate, not while the whole vlaakith vs orpheus civil war is raging on, so either wyll comes with her and rest of the githyanki or they separate for a while :( she doesn't strike me as the kind of person to abandon her people for her partner.

but. i like to think lae'zel comes back. she always will.

lae'zel learns from him that it's good to relax and chill, actually. sometimes, it's fine to sleep until late in the morning and not wake up to do squats.

wyll, after years of isolation and being alone, has someone at his side who will not leave. lae'zel becomes his rock and sometimes, a shoulder to cry on when the need arises. she wipes his tears from his cheeks and tells him that he's the strongest man she's ever known no matter what has happened to him.

sex-wise: they are both switches. lae'zel is more outwardly dominant but once she has trust in him she lets wyll dom her sometimes, though she asks for him to be rough and wyll doesn't have it in him at first (he needs to be reassured and asks to negotiate it). i can see both being pretty versatile and just going with the flow depending on how the other feels.

they once attempt to do roleplay (wyll as a monster hunter and lae'zel as the monster) but it's so cringey that they have to stop out of embarassment

[edgeofn1ght]

when you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you’ve written, then pass on to at least five other writers, if you can. let’s spread the self-love ♥️

thank you kindly for the ask!! I guess I can do that... ☺️🥰

• smoke me and never quit me • (obikin) smoking professor Obi-Wan with a motorcycle? Mutual pining? What else do you want? 😄 it's probably one of the most self-indulgent things I've ever written and i have no regrets.

• your presents is requested • (obikin) a very trope-y, fluffy Christmas fic. The heart wants what the heart wants, ok.

• let him not hate me • (obikin) my take on a post-Hardeen arc 'confrontation' between Obi-Wan & Anakin. Finding intimacy again would be difficult after something like that. I wanted to see how they could get there.

• i trust you with my life • (Obi-Wan & Anakin) the first sw fic I wrote 2 yrs ago! And I still like it. Obi-Wan is injured and Anakin takes care of him. Another self-indulgent moment of wanting to 'see' Obi-Wan in only the black body glove he wears under his armor and tunic. 🤭

• my gift is my song • (O & A) another early fic! I love the headcanon of Obi-Wan being able to sing and he used this gift to comfort Anakin throughout their time together... until it was no longer a comfort for Anakin. (This might be my saddest one. It's pretty canon-compliant. 🥴)

[mayskalih]

Hello! I love how most of your recent asks are about Tsunade, and pairing her up with Kakashi! The enthusiasm towards KakaTsuna is a testament to your amazing art skills; you draw them so wonderfully ♥️ You always draw the ladies so gorgeously 🥰 Although, I'm still biased towards Sakura and Kakasaku 🤭 Thank you for indulging us in this rare pair — here's to more amazing art from you! 🥰♥️

Hey! I'm actually incredibly happy about the feedback for this pair! They are so cool and full potential, but so little content that we're starving 🥲 so it motivated me even more to draw them!

P.S. let me know you headcanons ❤️

[bitchkay]

Can you do Nsfw headcanon for Toa and Guy pwease

Cause I have a urge to judge them 😇😇😇

Lynt as well

Thank you

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I did Toa here

NSFW headcanons for court of darkness~

Rating: Explicit(18+ mdni)

Guy is an actual menace to society

Remember how I said Roy is a menace to society nah its Guy

Roy is an exhibitionist that doesn't wanna get caught, Guy is an exhibitionist that doesn't care if he gets caught

"What if Jasper comes back?" "Let him watch."

That's a real quote.

Guy is also so fucking horny like calm down💀💀

Guy isn't necessarily a pda type of guy(lol) but if yall kissing in the common room, YALL JUST KISSING IN THE COMMON ROOM

"Guy, what if someone comes in?" "If they do, let them see. Show them everything."

This is literally a quote from a recent event.

Sir⁉️⁉️

Guy lowkey has mediocre dick–

Well he has better dick than Toa, toa has a bigger dick tho

He'd probably feen over that information🤭

Yall remember when yall had sex in the water of Ertl's grotto, got cockblocked BY ERTL and he still continued⁉️⁉️

I think Guy's just impatient

I mean if we can fuck here why go by to our rooms amirite--

Guy would definitely save more intimate moments for private tho

When yall in private he's highkey lowkey a bottom

Guy doesn't take orders from anyone

Except for you♡

Guy is lowkey highkey a dick but he's flowery during sex make it make sens--

Honestly I'd rather fuck his dad--

Guy has a small dick- LMFAOO--

It's not bad tho its just- below average- PFFTT

better dick then Roy, better dick than Toa, ranked 5th on my list so he can do the damn thing yk, it's good dick yea

It's just the smallest out of all the dick lists I've made--

listen 4 inches isn't bad- LMFAOO--

No 4.5 inches isn't bad, it takes the length of a credit card to pleasure a woman so he can still get down and dirty with 11 centimeters(he holding on to that ½ inch for dear life tho still💀)

Guy puts that 11 centimeters to good use tho

Guy a little stubborn but that only makes the times he follows your lead more gratifying

Sure Guy can be insatiable but I find the times when he lets you climb on top of him more savory😩😩

Or maybe it's cus I wanna put him in his place--

When you tell him to shut up and lay on his back he just starts blushing

Then you're just like "Oh?... oh."

From then on you exploit this little kink of his as much as you can.

He'll literally lose his mind when you get stern with him

If you tell me Guy doesn't have a submissive bone in his body you're lying.

Maybe before he met you but after he met you he like 'shit you need a carpet, I can lay down on the floor'😩😩

That's a joke.

Well half

He'll do whatever you want within reason

Although I don't think he'd be opposed to you tying his hands behind his back

But he wouldn't call you a title either

Guy would probably get off to you calling him your majesty unironically💀💀

Guy doesn't often praise you but when he does he means it

"Everything about you… is so beautiful."

When you pin his back down to the bed and ride him like a fucking pony

He's just looking up at you with with such love and pure admiration

He drunk in love

You literally mashing against him clapping ya cheeks and he just like "Wow… that's mine♡"

Cockwarming.

Lynts lacks energy for most thinks so he'd honestly be content with you just sitting on his dick and cuddling

But he's also insatiable

It's either lazy and slow or yall fucking like mating rabbits💀

Lynt has amazing dick let's talk about it

9 inches of length 2 inches of girth but as full as he makes your feel it's not uncomfortable as all

Lynt always makes you feel comfortable with him, he bides it his duty to make sure your comfortable

You can tell when he's needy versus when he simply wants to indulge you

When Lynt gets needy he'd probably just start grabbing at your clothes and kissing you sweetly

Lynt is so blunt he'd honestly just come out and say it 💀

"Can I touch your pussy--"

Lynt just normally uses short sentences so unless he wants to draw it out longer he'd get straight to the point

He always asks to do stuff but it's lowkey hot like he just says it in this low breathy voice it's just😩😩

"I can touch you here, can I?"

Lynt has pretty moans

I wanna give him a hand job.

I wanna make out with him while jerk him off, feeling him moan against my mouth.

I love him🥺❤

Lynt has dainty yet sturdy fingers

The way he caresses your body feels very sensual and delicate

His hands can't stay in one spot, he's forever feeling you up

He likes when you ride him but specifically when he's on his back and you're leaning over him.

He likes being able to reach for you, hold you, caress your sides, tuck your hair behind your ear, ease up and kiss you, your boobs are also like right there😛

he also likes the view, the light from the room shining behind you makes you look ethereal and the way you look at him as you fuck yourself on his cock has him reeling😩

The same can also be said the other way around when Lynt is on top

He's just so pretty, you find yourself with your hands in his hair, pushing away his bangs pulling him down to kiss you

Lynt fucks in missionary.

That's in no way a bad thing tho

He like lifting your legs over his shoulders cus he feels so much deeper in you

He also likes to lay flush to your body while he swivels his hips against yours, with his face buried in your neck kissing your skin

He also loves to slowly and deeply thrust into you in a way that you can feel every inch of him

Sometimes Lynts lazy strokes are his best cus you can really feel him yk

But times when he picks it up and is just really needy and desperate are such a sight to behold

He's babbling words of admiration, his face is twisted in pleasure, he's kissing all over your face, chasing a release, his sex faces are heaven sent

"S-such pretty moans… let me hear more."

He loves to hear you moan for him

The way his name sounds on your lips does something to him

When he hears you moan his name a certain determination goes through him

He has to make you cum

He wants to hear the way you whimper, squeal, yell, moan, and scream for him

He wants to make you delirious

Lynt just loves being inside you

You just feel so warm and soft and wet 

It's comforting to just settle himself inside you

Yall were sleeping together one time, you were little spoon☺️ and he woke you up and was like "Can I😥?" pressing himself into your behind

so you ended up cockwarming him that night, a little bit of pillow talk but you ultimately fell asleep like that

You're cockwarming Lynt more often then not

He just loves being inside you and if he can nap and be inside you at the same time shit sign him tf up 

he always makes sure you're ready for him tho

Soft circles on your clit while he kisses your neck slowly easing himself inside, a relieved sigh escapes his lips as he settles himself flush against you

Lynt made you love it too

After a stressful day you just show up to his room and ask if you can warm him and he just unbuttons his pants and opens arms for you

It's very intimate to just relax against each others bodies breathing in their sent and lovingly kissing each other

But it's not always innocent

Sometimes you start grinding yourself against him or kissing up his neck and Lynt is always ready to indulge you

Sometimes if you don't really wanna like actually fuck yk like you just a little horny but lazy, Lynt will kiss on your body while rubbing your clit

He also likes that feeling cus he can feel you pulse and tense around him

Also the feel of your pussy after you cum😩😩

It's like a dick massag--

Other times he just lets you ride him to your heart's content

If he's the one that got horny first he asks softly "Might we…?" and starts languidly pushing himself in you.

Yall can go multiple rounds too

Lynt might be the sleepy prince but don't question his desire for you he can do this all day

Believe it or not he might just fuck you to sleep instead of the other way around

Lynt loves playing with your clit oh my god-

He would honestly have you sit on his bed spread open for him and he just touching you

He'd have one hand just sit low on your hip with this thumb circling your clit and the other by your waist holding you up, holding eye contact as he watches you fall apart

A blessing to his eyes.

Yall have alot of morning sex.

Like you wake up say your good mornings and suddenly Lynt is kissing on your body-

But it's also kinda surprising like 'hi goodmorning love, let's have sex now' and suddenly he's naked💀

Having sex with Lynt would honestly be so comfortable

Ah yes the cuddle buddies😌

[genshinboys]

🌊 — well then while that case in point for a marriage is highly unlikely thank you!!!

and huhuhuhu well as a dragon zhongli enthusiast i love to indulge in the fluffy and smutty aspects of half dragon zhongli. purrs? him using you as his personal heater? calling you 'his treasure'? him giving you trinkets and treasures?? NOSE NUDGES AND NUZZLING??? i also see his horns and markings light up when he's pleased or happy. am i also stating that dragon zhongli is a just a giant fucking cat? yes, yes i am-

but the nsfw part? OH BOI- *motions to bag labeled 'dragon zhongli headcanons'

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Yes yes yes, triple yes! The "my treasure" treatment is the best part 😩 he'd be so possessive but also kinda lost and trying to fight these dark urges to lock you up in the dark cave just for himself for eons to come (ups kinda yanderish but he really won't do that it's just, let the old man fantasise a bit alright?)

The glowing marks? Duh. He'd also leave some on you, always fresh ones so that it's always somewhere there on your skin. He grows restless when they start to fade away.

Lots of head bumping, low growls in delight when you are close and he feels your warmth. Please touch his HORNS! He will literally shake and tremble in pleasure while staring at you through half lidded eyes.

Oh and the ruts.

Dear me the ruts 🤭😩😵