#thanks alot lc

[thatoneweirdo14]

that is the look of a man who just saw his dead friend living and breathing again.

[lordcrumps]

Just wanted to thank you in a funny and dark way. Thank you for all your conversions, all the tips and help you share with anyone who needs it. As well as the awesome team of titan creators you collab with to bring us excellent treats for our games. You Rock LC!!

Thank you for your support Cora! It means alot!

[multyfandoms-imagines]

If it's alright with you, may I ask for some fluff and angst headcanons/imagines about the LC Traffic Light OT3 that is Ayin, Benjamin, and Carmen? They have a lot of good potential for both fluff and angst that are rarely explored together.

Thank you in advance if you do! The LC fandom appreciates all of the numerous and interesting imagines and headcanons you create, especially the sheer volume you have that it necesittes seperating the thoughts into seperate masterlists.

Oh, my motivation for writing is as wavy as Beat Saber's Player's arms after playing Camellia song on Expert. So sorry that i got like that

In any way, thanks for being patient with me. So, i'll try to add some things into this request as well

Under cut for spoilers. HEAVY STORY SPOILERS

TW: death (alot)

Ayin, Benjamin and Carmen headcanons

•okay, im like 90% sure that majority of newcomers to this universe only played LoR as LC is mostly overlooked due to the gameplay, and likely see Ayin as a terrible, irredimable guy

•he was not like that when his head was alright. Ayin was an introverted, silent guy of the 3, even if he was very smart

•Carmen is the "too much energy" extrovert friend that just does not shut up. But while some may see her as an evil woman, her pity for the people living in the city was real. Living there aint the best thing you know?

•Benjamin was a 3rd wheel, but funny enough, a mix of Ayin and Carmen's personalities. He is shy, but can be vocal about his ideas and opinion on what do these guys do

•Carmen is oblivious, Ayin loves Carmen, Benjamin loves Ayin, there, i said it. You can leave xd

•okay, but their relationship didnt start on the first sight. There were months and years even of these 3 being together

•Carmen was the one to invite majority of the Sephirahs into LC (including Benjamin) and encouraged Ayin to get to know them better. And Ayin, being an introvert, did so after some nudges from Carmen

•turns out he also liked their company alot

•Enoch and Lisa (Tiphereths) were unofficially adopted by Ayin and Carmen when they rescued the kids

•these 3 were living fine lives in Lobotomy Corporation before it all went downhill ....

•this is were you should stop scrolling cus it will be bad

-ok u good? Good? Ok-

•yeah, people die during accidents, and, trust me, they were upset when it happened

•but experiments failed and caused people to die, including some dear friends like Elijah, Enoch. Garion raided their facility, killed whoever she spotted.... You know how the Sephirahs died by now, dont you?

•in the end when Carmen took her own life... Ayin broke down. He didnt care if people died. He promised Carmen to finish what they had started... Regardless of how much more sinful acts he must commit. Going as far as to make that dreadful perfect scenario that didn't help his mental health

•a part of him tried to make himself feel better by making Angela, but that too, failed. But now Ayin didnt even have a slight motivation to either deactivate Angela or to let her live how she wanted. So, she just became another tool for the scenario to do

•it got so bad that Benjamin/Hokma had to erase Ayin's memories, calling him X. And politely asked Angela to watch over Ayin in case he starts going insane again

•Ayin, now X, is pretty oblivious to the relationships he had before now. Not that he minds it

•.... He still feels lonely in his room, X does not know what is he missing to feel like that

[princess-from-another-galaxy]

hey i just wanted to let you in and give you more information just cuz tumblr runs a little slower in terms of info, but theres been more and more allegations coming out. another girl gave more information, she specifically mentioned a time when she was on her period and lc insisted they had sex, its on the same account as the first allegation alot of things get lost in translation but if you want me to send you anything specific i will! ik it hurts when someone lets you down but even lucas bar shut down the moment the allegations gained traction which should show you how severe things are. other members of bars and fansites have reported on lucas behavior and opened up about how he trashed other members abilities. the first allegation was never actually proven false..and the others have concrete proof the receipt was in london at the same time as superm, someone else has hotel receipts, ik the timing seems ill but i think after the sa accusation we really need to be practical.

I would love to see all of that if you have it, you can send it to me by messages please.

If it's by the person who made the 1st allegations (which I saw being shown as fake very quickly by fans) then I'm definitely skeptical, but I will look at the evidence you show me as neutrally as I can.

I'm not saying that all victims of SA need to go to the police if they don't feel comfortable doing so, but in this case while doing a very public accusation, I do think a police investigation should be necessary.

As far as bars and fan groups go, it could be he's guilty and that's why they left, or he's not and they left anyway. The actions of fans don't really have any actual correlation with what's happening in real life (specially in am industry like this)

As far as the claims that he trashed talked other members, those definitely shocked me, pretty much all wayV members have referred to themselves as family on more than one occasion, so I find it really hard to believe. But again, if you have the proof of all of these things please send them to me! I would love to see it and understand a little more of everything that he's being accused of.

(also thanks for being really nice in your message 💜)

[ouma--kokichis]

So as an artist, this has been a long year. I counted all the files and I drew over 500 images in my DR folder alone??!?! Aish. Drawing was how I fought against school stress definetly and Oumasai helped. I got into my own Fanganronpa LCs and alot of my art went there...though i did have some oumasai left

My december work is mostly Commissions/Gifts and since I wanted to add Ziggy, there he is www.

Thank you very much for anyone who has followed me here or anywhere else! And I hope you’ll continue to stay <3

-AlsiusHaku

[liquidhunny]

https://twitter.com/FlyQuestSports/status/954099112277819392

I HAVE WON THE FLYQUEST FAN ART CONTEST!

I drew Stunt as the origin point~ My main reason story behind why to him solely being there is:

While he was still a support for Pheonix 1, they have won their match and did their handshakes with their opponents and high fives for their fans in the front. Stunt was the last one and spotted their #1 fan: a little girl. He jumped off the stage really high and gave a cute high five to her.

That was a major highlight for me to see in person while I stood there in the LCS studio//crowd.

Thanks for supporting me! It really meant alot and I appreciate you guys~

Go ahead and put these as your wallpapers (desktop//mobile)

[georgies-boat]

Older // Eddie Kaspbrak

Word Count: 1433

Summary- After a long day, you defeat IT, and some unexpected things happen. (I'm sorry I suck at summarizing things)

Warnings; N/A

A/n; These were two requests combined into one. It's one of my more iffy writings, I wasn't sure if i should rewrite it or not, but I decided against it. I hope you both like it! x

Requested; Yeah, two separate requests! @tomhollandsboo

req; can you do an Eddie x Reader where she kind of has slight anger issues so when they're fighting Pennywise in the sewers at the end when he grabs Bill she kind of flips shit and starts beating on him? thanks😂💖

req; can you do one where the reader is a little older than Eddie Kaspbrak? But she really likes him and the bullies make fun of her for it but he likes her too?

-

Henry Bowers. The boy who made your life a living hell; all because he had a crush on you. It was no secret to the town of Derry he had trouble with emotions. So when you told him the feelings weren't reciprocated, he made you a primary target for his bullying. Hence how you found yourself being the oldest member of the losers club.

You were two years older, in Henry Bowers’ grade. Many people found it weird that you were apart of the losers club, and you were often traded for it. The Losers’ club didn't care about your age and that you weren't the most popular person or that you were debatably the most hated person in your grade, they accepted you as you were.

Especially one of the losers in particular caught your attention. The one who was always worried for his friends, or playfully bantering with Richie. The one that everyone else worried about, despite him being able to handle himself. The sweetest boy you'd ever met. The boy with the inhaler. Eddie Kaspbrak.

You'd never told anyone; not even your best friend, Beverly. People thought it was weird for you to hang out with people younger than you, let alone like one, or even date one. Two years may not seem like a long time when you're older, but to a kid or teenager, two years could make all the difference. It was simply not normal; the younger kids who dated older kids were considered cool, and the older kids that dated younger kids were considered inappropriate.

Anyways, Henry Bowers. His behaviour was typical, he'd call you names in the halls, throw things at the back of your head and talk behind your back (literally) in class, then after school, as you walked home, he'd get belch to drive by you, just to either throw something at you or call you another name, before he was satisfied and left. Today, however, was different.

He'd pushed you so much more than usual, and you were angry. Angry at yourself, mainly, for letting him. You could stand up to him, but ultimately, he'd win. It didn't make you feel any better knowing that you could've tried though, even if your efforts would've been in vain and possibly injure you further.

That's why when Bill came up to your house saying Beverly had been taken by IT, you were beyond ready to take IT down. You'd found a new determination; you had to get back your best friend. It wasn't an option. You had already almost lost Stan to IT, you'd walked through greywater (thanks to Eddie, you knew what that was), and you had just witnessed Ben kiss Beverly and bring her back from her trance.

They all took their hits on Pennywise, you looking desperately for a more effective method, as the clown was seemingly fine after each blow. You found a big piece of hard metal pipe in the giant pile of garbage in the middle of the room, and you turned around only to see all the losers looking at something fearfully. Slowly moving your gaze to what they were looking at, you gasped.

Bill was being held by Pennywise.

Bill was like a little brother to you; even before you'd been officially welcomed into the losers club. He lived down the road, and you used to always have little playdates. He was the one who took you into the club when all your friends turned on you after the Henry incident. (They figured if you were a target, they would be too, and since the LC was already primary targets, it didn't effect them in the slightest, and they were all welcoming.) So that's why when you saw him being held captive, something within you snapped.

“Leave him alone, you motherfucking asshole!” You said, running and swinging the pipe at full force, knocking him backwards. He released his grip on Bill, and you continued to beat him with the pole. Everyone was frozen for a second, in pure shock. “What the hell..” Eddie muttered, astonished. “Holy shit, Y/N!” Richie exclaimed. “Woah.” Bill whispered.

You weren't usually one for violence, and your new behaviour shocked the rest of the group. Not really in a bad way, in fact, they all looked impressed. You weren't quite as impressed, as you were fighting a demon on your own. Not the most fun activity, if you ask me. “Are you losers going to help me, or not?” You called, and they all snapped out of their stupor.

After screaming, beating, scratching, and a hell of a lot of luck, together, you all defeated Pennywise.

Walking out of that sewer was a huge weight off your shoulders. You hugged Bill, telling him how much of an idiot he was for trying to sacrifice himself for the rest of you. The others talked about how they were glad it was finally over. Everyone one by one, slowly made their way in different directions. You were left standing there, quietly looking back into the sewer, and folded your arms in front of your chest.

“What you did back there was really stupid, you know.” A voice said, making you jump. “Jeez Eddie. You nearly gave me a heart attack!” You exclaimed, a hand on your chest, trying to slow your racing heart. He chuckled, following your previous gaze to the way you'd exited the sewers, sighing heavily. You stayed quiet until you processed his words.

“Which part?” You asked, making him look at you oddly. “Which part of back there was stupid? I mean, none of that was necessarily smart. Getting kids to try and defeat a demon clown that haunts this town? Yeah, not the best plan.” He laughed slightly, a relieved laugh more than anything. “Yeah, I guess it wasn't the best idea, but Bill was determined to find-” He paused, and you both sighed. Poor Georgie. (sorry I had to)

“I was talking about the part where you beat the shit of that clown with a pipe.” Eddie said, his gaze flicking to your face, before looking down at the ground and having his cheeks flush. He liked you, a lot more than he should. He suspected you had feelings for Bill, and today confirmed it in his mind. It didn't mean he couldn't talk to you, though. You looked like you needed it.

“Oh. Right.” You said awkwardly, scratching the back of your neck. It was obvious from the tone of your voice you were going to continue, so Eddie stayed quiet and patiently waited for you to find your words. “I-I don't know. It's just, Bill is like a little brother to me,” you started, and Eddie suddenly was very interested in what you had to say (not that he wasn't before).

“Bill feels the same. We've been through alot together, me and him. Georgie was like a brother too. It's hard to let go, I get it. I already lost Georgie, I- I couldn't lose Bill too. It might sound selfish, but-” Eddie held up a hand, stopping you. “It's not selfish. You risked your life to save his. It doesn't matter if your intentions were selfish, because you saved his life, Y/N.”

At this point, your eyes were watering, looking at Eddie. His gaze was to the ground, but he glanced up nervously to see you watching him. He quickly turned red, looking back down, hoping you hadn't seen. You did. “I like you.” Eddie blurted suddenly, making you blink in confusion. You tried to make eye contact with him, but he refused. You smiled, (despite him not being able to see), grabbing his hand and intertwining your fingers. “I like you too, Eddie.”

He hadn't expected that, and he whipped his head around, looking at you, eyes wide. “W-What?” Eddie stuttered, and you laughed. “You sound like Bill.” You said, and he went to reply, but you cut him off with a kiss on the lips. You pulled away, smiling at him. “But then again, it's not a bad thing. You look cute when you're flustered.” You chuckled, and Eddie laughed nervously. “Wanna meet up at the quarry maybe tomorrow? I mean, we don't have to, if you don't-” He spoke quick, and you laughed. “I’d love to, Eddie.”

You won two things that day. Not only did you defeat IT, and save your friends from a fucking demon clown, you won the heart of the boy you loved. And you didn't give a fuck about what anyone had to say about it.

[multyfandoms-imagines]

idk if there's a character limit (i didn't see one, so sorry if there is!) but would you be willing to do the sephirahs (excluding the tiphereth) individually or as one group with a s/o who gets injured / bleeds and is like "haha this is because i am a human but ur an ai!" sorry if this is against the rules, i checked but didn't see anything against it ;;;

This is spoilers, but also sorry for not posting character limit beforehand :v

TW: blood, injuries

Also again, spoilers. Dont read if you dont wanna see spoilers about LC

Some paniced AIs (Sephirahs and injured (S/O) headcanons)

Malkuth

•OH NO. You got hurt while trying to get that rolling clown. Now your leg is really badly twisted and she is actually in panic

•"yeah, my leg gets twisted but i guess your robo-leggos also do at times, haha"

•honestly, your funny humour isnt really in the place, in the right time... But at least you try to cheer her up even with such bad condition you are in. And yes, her "robo-leggos" used to give trouble

•can you stop making puns so that you could get some help? Yeah, that. Thanks

Yesod

•why the hell did you run to that woman in Red Shoes?! Didnt you see that axe?!

•he tries not to panic but you are bleeding out here and Yesod doesnt know if you will survive even

•"well, duh, i bleed because im human, but you also leak oil 'cus you are an AI!"

•"dont talk, your puns wont make it heal quicker but you will loose more blood.."

•yeah, he doesnt appreciate that joke...

Netzach

•used to seeing stuff like that, but it will be one big lie if i say he didnt feel worse when you almost lost your arm thanks to Burrowing Heaven that escaped somehow (Manger pls pay more attention ffs)

•it is a miracle by itself that it didnt kill you when it wasnt stared at, but Netzach is worried that you may die from the damage it caused

•"im pretty sure i'll survive without one arm if some AI can survive with so much 'water' in it and doesnt break, lol"

•o well. Yeah. He has... Alot of water... And enkephalin... And beer... And yeah, he didnt break so far

•he still makes sure you wont pass out from blood loss and pain, but hey, Netzach appreciates your humour about both your and his bodies

Hod

•baby is crying. Even tho she is literally a box with limbs, she is still very upset that some robot with sawblade and a gun gave you such a painfull time

•she tries to calm down but literally cant because what if you are gonna die-

•"hey, Hody, dont loose your oil like i lost my blood or Angela wont be happy about it"

•oh, who cares about what Angela thinks?! You are dieing here, for god's sake!-

•yeah, she also doesnt like that kind of a humour...

Chesed

•one of the calmest, since he is used to give medical treatment to alot of employees in the facility. But it still makes him nervous because your meeting with Snow White's Apple didnt really end well for you

•you had some parts of her vines stuck in your body and you needed surgery to make sure they wont cause any harm

•he injected painkillers so that you wouldnt feel pain from it and just relaxed, because he is here

•"hey, my robo-boyfriend, my skin here is almost as blue as your eye right now! Funny, eh?"

•"hehe, maybe. But we still need to remove them, ok?"

•"dont you wanna see if they will grow? Maybe flowers will also be blue?"

•"(S/O), i'd rather have one apple causing trouble then 2 or so. After all, one apple per day, sends everyone in my department"

•"nice pun" . "Thanks"

•Chesed is used to talking with people to calm them down, dont worry about it

Gebura

•she is pissed™ that Red Mercenary decided she could get rid of her employees and managed to get you with her gun

•altho, she isnt the best medic out there, she still is a pretty strong robot here, so getting you to Chesed will be easy

•"Jeez, Gebby, im-"

•"Shut your mouth, (S/O), you are not in the good condition to joke around... Health first, jokes later"

•"you arent fun at times, angry box..."

•"i know"

Binah

•well, who has a death sentence that they let Yin out? And it hurt you with its beam? Eh? Who needs to be reminded what she can do?

•well, good thing for you is that she can give you some help before employees will take you to the Welfare

•she will still kill someone who made it happen

•"Binah, i understand that im loosing blood here, but you are just an AI now, no need to get yourself into trouble"

•"(S/O), im pretty sure as the Sephirah and as you know who, i can get myself into all troubles"

•"Binah, no-"

•"Binah, yes"

Hokma

•of course it is upsetting to know that "Food Chain" bit you so hard, your arm was broken and you had some other injures from smaller worms

•but others also suffered. Some even worse. But then again, it is normal to loose people in the facility

•Hokma just stares at his watch while both of you wait for your surgery

•"Hokma, dont you have anything better to do as AI? Dont you have some music or watches in you?"

•"Im not that kind of an AI, (S/O), why do you ask?"

•"i just dont like seeing you upset". "Im upset because you are hurt"

•the conversation goes on pretty well before it was your turn to get surgery

[jerseydeanne]

I think Henry wrote that because Lucy was getting a lot of shit for being a pole dancer; so he posted a video of her fighting, showing she is strong, that he is proud to be with her and etc. Tbh it sound alot like what Harry did. Not everything is a conspiracy and something MM/LC did on her own.

thanks anon

[itkmoonknight]

ITK Newsletter, no. LXXXII: ISLA RA SESSIONS - The Power Chad !!

Wasssuuuuuuupppppp!

Hey there Loony Listeners, it's that time again when you get this here little newsletter to keep you up to date with what we have in store for the next instalment of Into the Knight!

Off the back of a quite fun episode last week, talking about Moon Knight in action figure form, High Priest Connor(Shu) announced the next phase to be an ISLA RA Sessions! ...And you better believe it, baby - we've got another one for you!

PHASE OF THE MOON: WANING GIBBOUS

ISLA RA SESSIONS - THE POWER OF CHAD!!

As Connor also mentioned, we have lovingly pre-recorded this with The Power of Chad, so there's only a bit of editing to do now before it's all good to go and is ready for your hot little ears...

It was so much fun to have Chad on the show again and to chat with him to get to know him more. As we've said previously, part of the reason why we do the ISLA RA Sessions (Yep, I'm trying to create something like the John Peel Sessions! ) is to get to know each other more - you'll get to see what makes Chad tick, how he got into comics and of course how he got into Moon Knight!

Alongside that, of course is delving into his top 4 books - 4 single issues he could not live without if he were stranded on the Isla Ra, with the Sun King hunting him down, and the sharks nipping at his heels (er...when he's in the water)....

Chad's Top 4 Isla Ra (Desert Island) Comics: ???

As always, we aren't giving anything away! Below you'll find encrypted links to Chad's books. These will be in the show nots as well, but if you want to prepare for the show and discover what books Chad has chosen - and read them ahead of our discussion - then look no further than below - 

CHAD'S TOP 4 ISLA RA BOOKS:

Chad's Top Pick

Chad's 2nd Pick

Chad's 3rd Pick

Chad's 4th Pick

I myself, love being surprised by the books chosen. It's a bit different for me, as I need to prep for the show, but I can imagine if I were a listener, I'd wait for the surprise and then go hunt down the books to read after listening to the show...in any case, however you'd like to tackle it...the ISLA RA Sessions are always alot of fun!

I'd again like to take the opportunity to thank all the dedicated Loony Listeners out there who are still listening to us, and those who either love to just quietly immerse themselves int he ITK community, or those who love to let their voice heard! We are getting some more requests for ISLA RA Sessions, so there'll be no shortage of getting to know your fellow Loony, and that's just so grand...makes Connor(Shu) and I just so chuffed to bits!!

As mentioned before, we like to shake things up, so the KHONSHU's IDOLS last episode was just the beginning...of course alot of it has to do with the Phases of the Moon, but if there's a not so common Phase which hovers around the Friday evening mark, then we'll grab that and deem it the phase of the weekend...by that it opens up for alot more variety, whilst still staying true to Khonshu (don't strike me down again, oh Mighty One!!)

So, we've got a Spotlight coming up ahead, more MOON & STARS goodness; and even more AVATARS of VENGEANCE where we'll need to find another video game with Moony in there to review (I thinkn it's still too early for Ultimate Alliance 3....so I'm voting for the pinball game!!)

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Finally, since we've pre-recorded the show already, we aren't able to give a proper shout out on the show until the following episode, so I just want to give a HUGE shoutout to Loony James Young from Chicago!

James has been emailing us and he did the most awesome thing that Connor and I didn't expect...he sent us MK badges!! So bloody cool - thank you so much James, and our Episode 91 (the episode after this upcoming one), we'll be sure to give you a darn good proper shouting out!! Below is a picture of the badge already proudly amongst my collection of other pins on my bag; one for Connor, and James' letter and business card of LCS Dark Tower Comics (of which we'll also give a huge shoutout!!)

Anyhoo, that's probably it for now - be good, keep reading, buying, sharing, drawing, writing and singing about our Fist of Khonshu!!

Under Khonshu's Eye, or more commonly as we say.....

May Khonshu Watch Over the Denizens of the (K)Night,

Rey

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05/06/17

BB: [ He//o he//o everyone ]

LC: [ Hello. ] LC: [ This asteroid sighting didn't hold much so far. ]

ID: hey it might be winding up to kill us all. maybe it has performance anxiety.

LC: [ That would be a strange thing for an asteroid to have since theYY are not sentient beings. ] LC: [ At least, scientificallYY no such thing is confirmed. ]

ID: hey, never know. until it's too late. and the sentient meteor is killing us.

LC: [ Well there are no confirmed sentient rocks, so hopefullYY this rock is no different. ]

ID: i believe in this meteor's intelligence. =:P

LC: [ I will inform YYou about it's intelligence once we get through this... hopeful "scare". ] LC: [ I prefer wishful thinking in this scenario. ]

ID: or maybe it's smart and it's just messing with us and will go fuck off back to space after it gets bored.

LC: [ If it manages to escape the gravitational pull of the planet (which is unlikelYY), then it would. ]

ID: you just like putting down this poor meteor.

LC: [ That's more of a science factoid, if I had anYY power over it I'd send it on it's waYY back to space - so everYYone stopped freaking out about the end of the world. ]

ID: yeah, well. the fleet failed us and hopefully we won't all die for their mistake.

LC: [ HopefullYY. ]

AA: omggg, dnw abt the meteorn, 'kay. AA: it is pernf chill. H E L L A chill.

ID: how drunk/high are you sip. =:/

ID: i assume you went to the party.

AA: went out into the crneepy fucking light and didn't even get my globes bleeding. >:}

AA: uh. AA: uhhhhhhh.

AA: scale of one to ten??

LC: [ I have a suspicion on that scale, that will be an eleven. ]

LA: I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. LA: WE'LL BE FINE.

ID: oh hey another yellowblood. sip don't end up doing anything stupid like waking up in a dumpster.

ID: or i'll laugh.

ID: so hard.

AA: AA: oh, shit, i was typing

ID: man your dumpster fire is just raging out of control.

LC: [ I assume such... incident happened before with them? ]

AA: i'm not gonna end up in a dumpstern, jeeeeeeez. AA: stfu stfu stfu. >:P AA: mind honey tea, brnah, i ain't sparnky, it doesn't do anything.

AA: n, hads is just fussy.

ID: i'm not fussy, you're just a dumpster fire.

LA: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU END UP IN A DUMPSTER FOR!!! LA: DID YOU LOSE A FIGHT WITH THE DUMPSTER GODS OR WHAT!!!

AA: yrn D A D is a dumpstern firne.

BB: [We'// be fiiiine ]

ID: my dad is great and you are forever a dumpster fire.

ID: no she'll end up in the dumpster because she's ingesting toxins.

LC: [ I will personallYY keep observing this asteroid for short periods of time. Even with darkened lenses, it's painful to look at it for too long. ]

BB: [ A /itt/e bit of fun never wound up with TOO much troub/e ]

LA: WELL THAT'S MORE OF A HER PROBLEM IF SHE'S EATING BLACKBERRIES LA: DUDE SERIOUSLY STOP WORRY ABOUT THE BIG FIREROCK LA: IT WON'T DO JACK SHIT LA: TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

AA: oh my god. fi you wernen't chilling in yrn fancy trnap, you'd totes be outherne too, don't play. >:P AA: therne's so many ppl out!!

BB: [ And see? /C is keeping an eye on the meteor ]

ID: i mean i wouldn't be getting high.

BB: [ I'm out rn too ]

ID: and i'm out of the tub eating stolen snacks right now.

LC: [ I was out earlier, but if YYou are out, take care of YYour own sight if YYou can. ]

LA: BUT ARE YOU NAKED

AA: gj, bb, parntying is AA: AA: ????????????????????

ID: of course i'm naked.

LA: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN A TUB BESIDES BE NAKED AND EAT SNACKS

LA: AND TRAINING TO EAT YOUR ENEMIES I GUESS

BB: [ We// I know some things ]

BB: [ Best not to say in pub/ic though ]

ID: i put all my clothes in the hotel washing units.

LA: THE WHAT

AA: arne you wanderning the hotel naked??

LA: THE FUCK IS A HOTEL

AA: you arne the fucking dumpstern firne.

AA: it's you.

AA: yrn it!!

LC: [ Let's not go there. ] LC: [ I wanted to saYY that depending on the size of the tub - swimming. But that would classiffYY as a pool. ]

BB: [ I'm actua//y gonna go buy snacks now, ID made me hungry ]

ID: i had a robe for my forays out of my room!

ID: you high mess of a troll.

BB: [ Suggestions are we/come, I never know what I want when I reach the store ]

LA: SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS HOTEL BUSINESS TO ME!!!

ID: you're welcome bb.

BB: [ A hote/ is a p/ace you can pay to spend the day in a private room ]

ID: hotels are where you stay when traveling when you have money.

BB: [ Among other things such as free food, wifi, /aundry facilities, sometimes gyms ]

LA: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON A ROOM WHEN YOU CAN JUST KICK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HIVES

LC: [ UsuallYY the more expensive ones. Motels tend to be cheaper. ]

LC: [ Uhm, because not everYYone breaks into other's hives and tries to kick them out. ]

BB: [ I hate staying in other peop/e's hives ]

ID: you never know when a hive is going to be boobytrapped.

LA: WELL FUCK THAT LA: AGGIE AIN'T GETTING A HIVE WHEN I FEEL LIKE STEALING HERS

LC: [ I agree with ID*. ]

BB: [ Other peop/e's hives can be dirty too ]

AA: it's the wronst. othern ppls hives. like. supern fucking wornst. AA: also, no, u, hads. >:{

AA: they'rne always dirnty!! no one knows how to fucking clean.

ID: definitely you sips. definiteeellyyy.

AA: like, nnnnnnnnnnn,put away yrn trnash, you got a bin forn a rneason.

BB: [ Exact/y AA ]

LC: [ Depends on the hive.]

ID: go drink some fucking water or something. what do you do when you're high to stop being high?

ID: do that.

LA: SO??? LOTS OF PLACES ARE DIRTY LA: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

BB: [ You have to wait it out ]

AA: dude, yrn in a hotel. like. acrnss the continent. AA: forn like. some weirnd fairne shit you don't even do. that's, like. AA: way morne rnanks in hot mess than me, tyvm.

AA: and i have watern!

AA:

AA: i haaaaaad watern. >:?

LA: IS EVERYONE SCARED OF DIRT OR WHAT LA: BECAUSE DIRT IS THE LITERAL OPPOSITE OF SCARY LA: IT'S MORE ANNOYING BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF ANTS

ID: oh my god.

ID: go find a new water. that's still sealed you utter waste of space.

LC: [ LA, given that dirt comes with mYY job, I am not. ]

BB: [ Dirt is fine, but dirty hives have worse things ]

LC: [ Then again, I prefer to keep things clean and tidYY. And have them as organized as I can have them. ]

LA: SEE BLUEREGARD Q KAZOO TAKE TWO GETS IT

ID: hahaha what.

LC: [ Pardon? ]

BB: [ What's your job /C? ]

LA: DIRT IS JUST DIRT I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE CARES WHEN IT'S ON YOUR STUFF

LC: [ Mapmaker, cartographer, also generallYY travelling alot due to that. ]

BB: [ Oh wow sugar, that's rea//y coo/ ] BB: [ I've never met a mapmaker ]

LC: [ Thanks. ] LC: [ And well YYeah obviouslYY LA. Some trolls are ickYY about it in general. ]

AA: hads. haaaads. i bought watern. AA: and it's, like, M A RN O O N, too, just, like, forn you. >:}

ID: ...if it's maroon it isn't water.

AA: oh my god. >:{

AA: it is watern!!

LC: [ Water isn't maroon coloured. ]

ID: water is clear.

BB: [ AA if you need water or something I'd run you some. You near the Winter/ands at a//? ]

AA: lmfao, nooo. AA: not unless i get on a whale forn a day.

AA: i cn totes get on a whale forn a day, tho.

LA: WATER IS ANY COLOR WATER WANTS TO BE

LA: EVER SEEN WATER FULL OF MUD

AA: la gets it.

LA: IT TURNS ALL SORTS OF COLORS

AA: my watern doesn't have mud, omfg. >:{!

ID: sip you're supposed to be going this way, not whereever that other place is.

LA: WHAT DOES IT HAVE

BB: [ We// I don't think you'// want to come a// the way here by wha/e for some water bott/es ]

ID: take a picture of your water already.

LA: WHAT'S A WHALE!!!

LC: [ LA, that only happens if you mix it with various goods that colour it. But normallYY it's clear. ]

ID: oh my god is la like 2.

LA: AND WHY DOES IT HAVE MUD WATER

LA: I'M HOWEVER OLD I FEEL LIKE

ID: so 2.

LA: SURE WHY NOT

LA: ADD 6 AND A HALF TO THAT THOUGH

LA: AND THEN YOU WON'T BE WRONG

LC: [ Well Hadean, theYY might lack knowledge on basic things. ]

LA: NO

LA: IT'S MORE LIKE

LA: I DON'T REALLY CARE

LC: [ Not trYYing to implYY theYY are stupi-- Oh. ]

LA: IF IT DOESN'T AFFECT MY LIFE THEN WHY SHOULD I

LC: [ Well then. ]

ID: see lc. i know my idiots when i see one.

LA: HAHA

LA: YOU'RE FUNNY

LA: I LIKE YOU

LC: [ Figures. ]

BB: [ B/ess their pump ] BB: [ They just wanna be wi/d ]

LA: DAMN STRAIGHT

LC: [ Well I know a troll who is wild, but also reallYY reckless. ] LC: [ And she just got too much energYY in general. ]

LA: THE HUNT FOR THE WILD WORKS LESS WELL WHEN YOU'RE NOT WILD

LC: [ If that's YYour stYYle, then I guess. ]

LC: [ Not everYYone rolls that waYY. ]

BB: [ That's so true, I don't care about anything e/se when I hunt ]

LA: TRY IT SOMETIME IT'S GREAT

LC: [ Are YYou two happen to be hunters, or got other professions that's related to it? ]

LA: WHY WOULD I WANT TO WASTE MY TIME WITH PROVING I'M NOT A WRIGGLER TO STRANGERS IN A CHAT LA: WHEN I COULD JUST GO AND SHOOT ATEMIA'S NEW CHAMPION HAHA

LA: I'M A MUSICIAN THANK YOU

BB: [ I carve bone, hunting just makes it easier to do that ]

AA: ugh, ppl keep talking. AA: hads, wtf you want a pic of my watern forn? >:\

AA: dnw abt my watern. AA: how arne you even paying forn yrn hot?

ID: to see if it's water.

ID: i had a job. and now no one is here to charge me.

LA: OH I DO THAT SOMETIMES LA: THAT'S COOL BB

BB: [ I /ove it! I do a /ot of beads and jewe/ry, but I'// carve just about anything asked of me ]

LC: [ Ah, I see. ]

LC: [ That's nice, BB. ]

BB: [ I a/so do interior decorating ]

LA: I LIKE THIS ONE TOO LA: GOOD BLUEBLOOD LA: GOOD ALLY LA: WOULD ADVENTURE

BB: [ I am a/ways down for an adventure ;] ]

AA: ??? AA: what job??

LC: [ That's a good thing, BB. ]

LC: [ Ah, thanks as well LA. ]

ID: i looked so trustworthy i was given the task to deliver a very suspicious package to a very suspicious area.

LA: COOL LET'S PARTY LA: HEAD DOWN MY WAY FOR A REAL FUN TIME

ID: or maybe it was because i looked so strange that if i ran off with the package i'd be easy to track down.

BB: [ What kind of party? ]

ID: either way, i got paid.

LA: A HUNTING PARTY DUH

LA: THE BEST KIND

BB: [ Sounds good, what game do you hunt? ]

LC: [ Well, I prefer knowing others first before I'd dive head-in for adventures. ]

LC: [ I hope that's no big deal, LA. ]

LA: GIANT BEASTS LA: TRESPASSERS LA: FALSE FOREST DEITIES

LA: AWWW FINE LA: HOW BOOOORING

LC: [ ... Trespassers. ]

LA: WELL YOU'RE NOT TRESPASSING IF YOU'RE INVITED

BB: [ Hmmm maybe once we rea//y get to know each other ] BB: ;]

LC: [ So, people who break into YYour territoritYY or. Just trolls who need to get through there. ]

LA: EYYYYYYY

LA: GIVE ME A SHOUT SOMETIME

AA: oh, shit. that's a good job. AA: i guess. >:}

LA: YOU ASK WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS FAIR MAPMAKER

ID: it was the best job. this place is alright.

ID: are you drinking your not-water.

ID: that i'm hoping is juice and not. more drugs.

AA: y. oh. shit. you wanted a picturne, rnight?

LC: [ Do I? I don't think I asked that manYY. ]

AA: omggg, haha, why so het the fuck up abt honey? AA: i don't spaaaaarnk. it's nbd.

LA: WAY TOO MANY

LA: LEARN TO LIGHTEN UP BUDDY

AA has attached NOTBOOZE.PNG.

ID: enough of it can still kill you now can't it?

ID: well it's not water but keep drinking it.

LA: SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO SCREAM REALLY LOUD INTO THE VOID!!!! AND SEE IF IT SCREAMS BACK!!!!

BB: [ AA knows what a good time is ]

LC: [ Well, given the current situation, I am positive everYYone is covered in the brightness of this asteroid. ]

LA: OH YEAH IT LOOKS AWESOME

LC: [ Well I'd hope the void won't scream back. ]

LA: BUT IT'S ALSO NOT HEADED MY WAY EITHER

AA: n, it can't, bc i don't have the AA: AA: rncepetorns forn that. >:P

LA: SOMETIMES IT DOES LA: THE VOID IS AWESOME

ID: well it can still make you do stupid things. obviously.

ID: so try to sober up and not get culled by any lunatics.

LA: NO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY FIND SOME BETTER DRINKS

LA: TRY THE HONEY MEAD IT'S GREAT

ID: definitely don't listen to la.

LA: DEFINITELY LISTEN TO LA

LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]

LA: LISTEN TO LA

LC: [ YYou just want AA to get more drunk and do stupid things, don't YYou. ]

AA: hads. haaaaads. AA: am not gonna get culled by lunatics. you fucking losern. AA: will you stop frnetting like my lusus if i, like AA:

LA: HONEY MEAD IS FUCKING DELICIOUS

AA: ..... idk do something lame

LA: BUT OTHERWISE LA: DUH

ID: go to where ever you're staying. that's the lamest.

ID: crawl in your coon. supppeeerrr lame.

AA: if i crnawl into my coon, i can't talk to you, so n. >:P AA: trny agaiiiiiiin.

AA: also, honey mead is fucking lame. AA: being drnunk is fucking lame.

AA: sozzzz.

LA: YOU'RE MISSING OUT

LC: [ That's true AA, I am glad YYou agree on that. ]

ID: well you can still go back to your room or whatever. that's lame.

ID: and you can still talk. and have regular fucking water instead of dyed shit.

AA: lmfao, fiiiiine, okay, w/e. AA: i will rneturn to my supern lame hive-cage-rnoom thing. AA: and, like, N O T bake in the frneaky light.

ID: thatta dumpster fire.

AA: stooooop. >:} AA: did you grnow gills btw.

ID: alas, no. so no cutting me open. i live another night.

LA: CAN YOU SHOOT A WHALE

LC: [ WhYY would YYou shoot a whale. ]

AA: rnifp. why you gotta klil all my fun, dude?

AA: and

AA: y!

AA: you can totes shoot a whale.

LA: SWEET

AA: orn, like, punch it.

LA: WHERE DO YOU FIND WHALES

AA: do you wanna shoot a whale?

LC: [ Well of course YYou can, but whYY would YYou do that. ]

AA: therne's one at the docking bay rn.

LC: [ ... In the ocean. ]

AA: in the sky!

LA: WELL WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO SHOOT A WHALE

ID: i'm sorry my lack of gills is so disappointing. =:'(

LA: AHA!!!!

LA: THEY FLY AND THEREFORE LA: THEY CAN BE SHOT

AA: it's totes disappointinggg. AA: i want you to be, like, special and fucking unique. >:P

LC: [ I have not YYet seen a flYYing whale. ]

LC: [ Where did YYou see one AA. ]

AA: like idk a prnime-time boss mob.

ID: i'm not unique enough already? psh.

AA: we got 'em at hanhai. it's, like

AA: a shipping. company

AA: ??

LC: [ ... So are theYY a mascot of a shipping companYY. ]

AA: nooo, you crnawl in theirn mouth and rnide in 'em.

ID: no, they're actual damn whales.

LC: [ ... Well I have YYet to come across with them, I guess. ]

AA: lmfao, i'm not fucking lying.

AA: i'll get you pics. >:}

LC: [ Please do. ]

ID: they're fucking weird.

AA: do you like.

AA: want pics of the outisde, orn the inside??

ID: ...you aren't getting on the whale are you.

AA: ....

AA: ........ well, do you want me to, like, stab a hole thrnough it? >:\

LC: [ Uhm. Do YYou have pre-existing photos so YYou don't need to get on the whale right now? ]

AA: y, but the lighting is like way coolern rnight now. it's, like, all glowy-y and shit. AA: it'll look p fucking sweet.

AA: in orn out, dude??

ID: why are you getting on a whale. =:I

AA: why arne you trnying to say i'm not allowed to get on a whale? >:1

ID: i'm asking why you're getting on the whale when i thought you were going to your room. duh.

AA: oh. lmao. AA: sozzz.

AA: to get pics of the inside, duhhh. except, like, if lc doesn't wan t'em, w/e, w/e.

ID: they don't want them. get to your room instead.

ID: and send pics of it.

ID: mine is better i bet. =:P

AA: !!!

AA: lmfao, no, it is not.

ID: pp or you're wrong, you know the rules.

AA: mine has my lusus. that uto makes it, like, 10x bettern, dude.

AA: bc he's fucking adornbs. >:}

ID: pp or you're wrong~ =:P =:P =:P

LC: [ Now YYou are setting up a challenged to AA and theYY will go on the whale, Hadean. ]

ID: no, the challenge is posting pics of their room and their lusus.

LC: [ I'd prefer them from the outside. More useful - visuals-wise. ]

LA: NOT IF I SHOOT THE WHALE FIRST

ID: because they aren't going to fucking fly away and leave their lusus.

LC: [ Oh. I have misread then in that case - mYY apologies. ]

AA: do not shoot my fucking whale.

AA: >:{

LA: I WILL SHOOT A WHALE DAMN IT

LA: AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ON IT

AA: and AA: yeah, n, am not ditching bennui, he'd get eaten, dnw. herne's yrn whale pic, lc.

AA: look upon the whale and W E E P.

LA: I WILL SHOOT EVERY GODDAMN WHALE OUT OF THE SKY

AA has posted WHATDOESTHEWHALESAY.JPEG, CRITICALWHALE.JPEG, WHALEACTUALLY.JPEG

ID: okay pics obtained, now we need room pics and lusus pics. chop chop, less typing more walking.

SA: please don't shoot the sky whales. they are good.

LA: STARTING WITH THAT ONE!!!!

LC: [ Thanks, AA. ] LC: [ LA, what if YYou happen to shoot one that falls upon YYou? ]

AA: they arne so good, sa.

LA: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BRINGS HER KILL DOWN ON HER OWN HEAD

AA: they'rne, ike, the best fucking things evern. look at that shit. it is P RN E C.

LC: [ It could happen to absolutelYY anYYone, so I am just asking. ]

AA: .. and okay, y, walking. W A L K I N G. don't lose yrn horns, hads, jeez.

ID: my horns will remain on my head. and above my head i guess.

LA: BITCH PLEASE I AM A MUCH BETTER SHOT THAN THAT

LA: I KNOW HOW NOT TO BRING THINGS ON MY HEAD

LC: [ That sounds like something a troll would saYY who actuallYY brings trouble on their own head. ]

ID: ^^^^

LA: YOU COULD ALWAYS COME DOWN HERE AND WATCH ME

LA: I DON'T BITE

LC: [ I am good. ]

LA: DID NOBODY TEACH YOU NOT TO REFUSE A LADY'S POLITE REQUEST COW EYES

SA: the shouting implies you bite, admittedly.

SA: Yern, you're back.

LC: [ Well, I should have said: I am good, but thanks for the offer. ] LC: [ Last time I checked I had no such eYYes. ]

LC: [ AdmittedlYY, I am. ]

LA: WHAT SHOUTING???

LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK

LC: [ So, do YYou shout at others when YYou talk to them face-to-face? ]

LA: OF COURSE NOT!! LA: BUT THEY KEEP SAYING I DO

LA: I DON'T KNOW WHY

LC: [ Well, I wonder whYY. ]

LA: I'M JUST TALKING NORMALLY

AA: good newwwws. AA: i am at my hotel. >:}

LC: [ Sweet. ]

AA: bad news, i totes lost the goddamn fucking ky.

ID: ohhh my god.

ID: =:/ is there any staff around.

LC: [ That's unfortunate. ]

ID: if not. find a cart. should be a master key on it you can use.

ID: if so. ask for another damn key.

AA: i'm not gonna ask 'em for a key.

AA: and have 'em be like "omgggg, you lost yrn key, that's so sad." AA: B O RN I N G.

AA: i am going to

AA: P I C K T H E L O C K.

LA: BLAST THE LOCK OPEN

AA: ...

ID: ...i bet you you can't get it picked in five minutes.

AA: i am going to P U N CH O F F T H E L O CK. >:}

ID: no you fucking aren't.

LC: [ But YYou'd need to paYY for the damage if YYou do that. ]

LA: GO GO GO

LA: PUNCH THE LOCK!!!!!!!!!

ID: i bet that you couldn't pick it sip.

LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]

ID: unless you're too scared.

ID: that is.

LA: LISTEN TO LA

LC: [ Don't listen to LA. ]

AA: lmfaooo, lc, i'm like

AA: i can totes pay forn the damage.

LA: LISTEN TO LA

AA: i could totes buy this hotel, if i wanted, j s yk.

LA: BUY THE HOTEL ON THE WHALE

ID: but can you pick a lock.

LC: [ While I am aware, it might leave YYou with a room that got a busted door and no waYY of locking it for the daYYtime. ]

AA: >:{ AA: i can totally pick a lock!!

ID: prooove it.

ID: unless you can't.

LA: OH COME ON AA LA: YOU ONLY LIVE A SHORT TIME BEFORE THE GODS SHOOT YOU DOWN

LA: SO PICK THAT LOCK

LA: AND REGRET NOTHING

AA: i am pciknig it rn, stfu.

AA: also that totes isn't how gods wornk, god.

AA: lrn2rnleigion.

AA: >:P

LA: THAT'S HOW MINE WORK LA: HASHTAG OR WHATEVER RUDE

SA: #

ID: also if you pick that lock and then discover the key in your back pocket. i will not be pleased.

AA: yrn gods suck, then, sozzzz.

LA: MY GODS ARE AWESOME AND I ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THEY SUCK

LA: BECAUSE I AM NOT AN INSECURE ASS

AA: okay, you A L S O suck.

AA: >:}

LA: WHAT'S YOUR POINT

LA: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY POINTS LA: YOU'RE JUST TRYING FOR A REACTION

ID: sip is also high so. you're fighting a disable opponent. go back to bugging prisma.

ID: or the blueblood.

SA: please do not fight me. I am military trained.

AA: yrn not wornth making actual points, bb. gotta be, like, morne enterntaining than just shouting.

AA: !!

SA: I heavily discourage this.

AA: what sornt of militarny trnained?

LA: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT SHOUTING LA: THIS IS HOW I TALK

ID: i meant verbal fighting prisma hold back there.

SA: Oh.

SA: Yes. alright.

AA: i totally mean physical fighting.

AA: gimme yrn deets.

SA: I--

AA: i want yrn deets.

SA: No.

ID: oh my god sip you can't even pick a lock let alone fight fucking /no/.

AA: A L L T H E D E E -- whyyyyyyy. >:{

AA: i am picking the lock!! stfu, omfg.

LA: BITE THE LOCK

ID: is it open yet? no? then you aren't picking it.

ID: you're just stabbing it.

LC: [ Don't bite the lock. Also I'd rather not dwell into phYYsical fighting, but I am glad there won't be anYY of that. ]

SA: biting the lock seems highly impractical.

SA: at that point you may as well kick the door down.

LA: BY THE WAY I'M LEAVING LA: I HAVE TO GO SHOOT MY FRIEND'S PARAMOUR UNTIL IT DIES LA: BYEEEEE~

LA: I'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL COW EYES HEHE

SA: ...their lover?

LC: [ Well then. ] LC: [ Biting the lock would most likelYY end up as a teeth-breaking experience. ] LC: [ Don't ask. I have no idea. ]

ID: i think we can all agree la is weird as fuck.

LC: [ I feel like meeting them face-to-face would end up in a fight. ]

ID: they'd probably try eating you. or some shit.

LC: [ Given how theYY kept going on about shooting things. ]

LC: [ I am positive theYY'd trYY to shoot me first. ]

SA: cannibalism is more common on this planet than people realize.

SA: it's pathetic.

SA: LC, not getting shot is simple.

SA: just don't.

ID: ^^^^

LC: [ Well I won't go out of mYY waYY to meet her. ] LC: [ it's not among mYY plans. ]

SA: especially amongst indigos and fuchsias, but i suppose that is rude to say.

LC: [ YYou are not wrong, though. And it genuinelYY unnerves me, to be honest. ]

ID: they get away with the most shit so. of course it's them.

SA: i like to call them assclowns.

SA: if they want to be clowns so bad.

SA: anyways.

ID: i like you prisma. you're alright.

SA: I appreciate this.

LC: [ To be fair, YYou aren't lYYing about them Prisma. ]

SA: a shame.

AA: yesss, clown rnagging.

AA: A+.

ID: how goes the lock picking?

LC: [ Did YYou manage to get into YYour room? ] LC: [ And uh well. We are just stating the truth. ]

SA: did you bite the lock?

AA: i bit the lock!

AA: do not bite fucking locks.

AA: but i am I N. >:}

ID: good. pp.

ID: also did you break any teeth.

LC: [ I'd saYY I can't believe YYou bit the lock, but I'd be lYYing if I did. ]

AA has attached _THEBESTDAD.PNG!_ It is a hummingbird lusus sitting in a bowl of sugar water. It is on fire.

AA: ofc i bit the lock. it was fucking sassing me. >:P AA: why have teeth if you can't bite shit??

SA: Why -- why is it-- wh

AA: ???

ID: oh my god is that to scale. is it really that tiny.

AA: he fits in the centern of my palm!!

ID: it's. sorta cute.

SA: Fire?

AA: he is fucking adornbs. brnb lemme get a pic of him forn scale.

AA: y!

AA: ... if he'll fucking hold still.

ID: does he burn you.

AA has attached PIC23405934059345.JPEG! It's a blurry picture of the same hummingbird lusus, sitting in the palm of her hand. He is still on fire, with fire pooling over the edge of her fingers.

AA: y. he is totes burning the shit out of me rn. AA: that's how parnenting wornks, rnight.

AA: just B U RN N T H E M?? >:}

ID: i mean it's hard to imagine something that little parenting without a little burning.

SA: it's cute but why is it not roasting to death.

SA: should you perhaps put them down.

AA: naaaaah, he totes can burn the shit outta me. AA: rnemind me and i'll show you the spots, they'rne wicked gnarnly.

AA: it's psi, losern. AA: yrn yellow, arnen't you a sparnkplug?? >:} you know how it goes.

ID: noted. =:P all about the gnarly.

SA: are you pyrokinetic?

SA: I'm puzzled. Where did this conversation go.

AA: whaaaaaaat. no.

SA: No, I do not know how it goes. My lusus never was.

AA: wtf would i be pyrnokinetic?

AA: he's a firnestarntern. i'm a totes flatscan, dude. >:}

ID: i wish my lusus had psi. he'd look kickass with a floating horn of his own.

AA: he, being, like, the birnd. AA: not hads.

AA: cut off parnt of yrn horn and float it forn him!

ID: hard pass.

AA: selfish. >:{

ID: also sorry on the no lusus thing prisma.

SA: it's fine, I wasn't attached to them anyways.

ID: at least you're sobering up enough to not be spelling everything wrong sip. =:P

SA: Yes, that is appreciated.

SA: It makes it much easier to understand although I still don't.

AA: lmao, fuck off. >:P i wish i brnought some honey w/ me. i have, like. AA: the wornst goddamn panache. AA: and this watern sucks.

AA: and AA: wtf don't you undernstand??

AA: dd!

AA: ddddddddddd

SA: Pinache for what?

AA: spinach? what?

ID: get some real water.

SA: I... no..

ID: pan-ache prisma.

ID: her head hurts.

SA: oh.

SA: then why not say headache?

ID: because it's lowblood slang.

AA: bc we'rne not coldbloods. >:} what'rne you, clown-rnaised??

ID: also known as the best kind of slang.

SA: I mean, yes, technically i was raised by highbloods.

SA: if you want to become extremely critical about it.

ID: well that explains everything.

SA: but realistically no.

AA: hahaha, wow. it sucks 2 be yellow.

SA: Oh no, I talk this way for a different reason.

SA: anyways.

SA: I feel very strange amongst all of you, but it's nice.

SA: I'm sorry i am an oddity.

AA: dnw, dnw. yrn qt. AA: we will teach you ourn ways.

ID: yellows are just warm enough to have psi, just cold enough to live long enough to fuck with. it's their curse.

ID: we're all odd in our own ways! sip feeds worms her blood for instance.

ID: i'm odd in how damn perfect i am in every way.

AA: hads wearns tatts like a clown. AA: which is obvs pernf nornm.

SA: ...worms.

AA: omggg, no, not you, too.

SA: Alright.

AA: it's usefuuuuul.

ID: i don't look like a clown stfu.

AA: you stfu.

SA: friends, no.

ID: do clowns paint their torso?

AA: sa, yrn learning, so i'm not gonna tell Y O U to stfu. AA: but also, like, they'rne not W O RN M S, they arne cool parnasite body tech.

AA: and y, y, the dedicated ones do. >:}

ID: they're more leeches than worms.

SA: like biotechnology?

AA: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

SA: I see.

SA: is it experimental?

ID: clowns are just stealing my fashion. =:'(

ID: she grows them out back of a pizza joint.

ID: so.

SA: what

AA: n, it's offish.

AA: and i do noooooot. AA: gausia's a goddan liarn.

AA: goddan.

AA: G O D D A M N.

ID: more high still than i thought.

SS: (Scuse you, XD, xt's totes a coffee joxnt.)

ID: oh hey lal. you missed sip being a high fool.

SS: (Omfg)

SS: (Why xs lxfe so terrxble?)

SS: (Someone xnvent txme travel, pls, X gotta get xn on that mess. (\qnq/) )

ID: it wasn't that funny, don't worry.

ID: just go backread.

ID: live vicariously and shit.

SS: (Was xt, lxke, bad funny?) SS: (Cos xf xt was bad funny X'ma up and feel lxke a proper dxck.)

AA: SA. SAAAAAA.

ID: no it wasn't that bad.

AA: pls tell me yrn not one of these dornks clutching theirn pearnls overn honey.

ID: like. the worst that happened was her almost getting on a whale.

ID: he probably doesn't even know what honey is!

SA: excuse me?

SA: I know what honey is.

SA: thank you.

SS: (Yeah, it's what you put in your tea. (\eue/) )

ID: are you against mind honey tea then?

SS: (Also, wtf, Sipa, where'd you get honey??) SS: (And why wasn't it at Miss Taylor's totes lovely and upstanding cafe?)

SA: I do not touch mind honey or sopor. My inhibitor would react very badly to it.

SA: I have no intention of rotting my psionics for a temprorary change.

ID: inhibitor.

SA: please ignore that statement.

SA: I have explained enough.

SA: regardless, it is bad.

ID: not ignoring it, but i won't push further!

SS: (Sounds like baggage, pal!)

SS: (Can't go askin bout that or we're all gonna hafta get sappy in here.)

SA: baggage implies i am bothered.

SA: but i've already told Hadean and Pheres my life story.

SA: and I have been here for less than 24 hours.

SS: (Damn, apparently I'm missin out on all the good convos!)

ID: sorry lal. too busy working? or partying?

AA: what whaaat.

AA: you told phern yrn life storny.

SA: your only solution is to now be here for every waking moment.

AA: but you wouldn't even gimme like, yrn militarny fighting deets?

ID: yeah me and pher got the whole thinggg.

AA: i am qqing. fight me, you fuckwaffle. >:{

SA: i was in the military, that's enough ...

SA: "deets"

SS: (Too busy makin a livin like the totes upstanding citizen I am!) SS: (Also I dared some chick to go out and stare at the meteor to see if her ganderbulbs fall out and I had ta film that.)

SA: that is terrible an unscientific.

AA: also, nobody wants queenie's mindhoney, lal. AA: idefk what yrn bees arne eating, but it's grnoss.

SS: (Wtf, dude, rude.)

ID: queenie.

AA: queenie!!

ID: =:?

AA: why arne we >:?-nig.

SS: (Maybe it's just the weirdo druggie that's effin it up, no need to up and get shirty bout the big lady.)

ID: what's a queenie.

SS: (Gotta uphold the jade solidarity here!)

AA: ... lmfao, y, rnight. yrn ternrnrifying big lady. AA: 'kay, like, yrn crneepy cafe honey, how's that.

SA: ... are you all drug addicts?

AA: oh my god.

ID: i'm not.

AA: you A RN E clutching yrn pearnls.

SS: (Hey, pal, if I could afford that ish I wouldn't be workin customer service.)

AA: >:{

ID: my psi don't really mix well with drugs so.

SS: (Also, I'm p sure it wouldn't do jack to me, on accounta the lack of sparks.)

AA: it just makes you chill the fuck out, dude.

SS: (Ah, yes, exactly what I need.)

SS: (Brb gettin my fifth coffee.)

SS: (So I can survive this shift.)

ID: no wonder lal has zero chill.

SS: (It's a coping mechanism, I'm v sensitive about it. (\qnq/) )

SA: caffiene is also

SA: a drug.

SS: (Don't make fun of me or I'll cry.)

ID: it sure is.

SS: (And then we're both gonna be feelin the awks.)

SS: (And damn, pal, really?)

SS: (Totes didn't know that!)

SS: (Please tell me more.)

SA: ... I can't tell if you are being facetious or not.

ID: prisma that was sarcasm.

SS: (Get educational up in here!)

ID: don't.

SA: I-- alright.

SS: ( (\eue/) )

ID: assume everything out of him is sarcasm.

ID: like. 85 percent of the time.

SS: (I love you, ID.)

SS: (From the bottom of my pusher.)

ID: 💋

SS: (Let's elope.)

ID: fuck no you pop a ring on this finger right now.

ID: and don't get it out of a gumball machine. i'll know.

SS: (And ty, ty, it's 85% sarcasm and 15% crushing honesty that you can't tell from the rest cos otherwise it's exposin emotional vulnerabilities. (\^_^/) )

SA: crushing?

SA: are you two in love?

SS: (Yes.)

ID: remember what i said about sarcasm prisma.

AA: omfg, i look away forn two secs and you ppl arne getting fucking handfasted.

AA: n, it is 100% legit.

AA: they arne making this shit RN E A L.

SS: (Deeply! I'm up and gettin a ring now - d'you think bakery wire twisty things, or just straight up a bagel?)

SS: (I feel like ID would appreciate the bagel.)

SA: you may as well invest in a ring pop.

ID: it better have a stone.

SS: (They're ring-like and edible!)

ID: ...get a ring pop.

SA: I need to lie down, this is too much.

ID: what quad is this.

SS: (I got raisins, pal. That's, like, at least ten adornments.)

SS: (Uhh)

SA: I feel like i'm watching an episode of troll jerry springer.

ID: aww prisma you were just getting fun.

SS: (ID.) SS: (ID.) SS: (We're gettin hitched and you aint' even in the know about what quad it is???)

AA: go lay down, take a brneathern, don't do mind honey, prnisma.

ID: i want a quad-specific colored ring pop lal.

SS: ( (\qnq/) )

AA: arne you keeping notes on this shit, btw??

SA: I will be more fun after a rest.

SA: goodnight.

ID: i guess if you say so. go take your rest.

AA: latern. >:}

SS: (Tootles!)

AA: hads, wrnite him notes, dude.

SS: (I'm gettin you an effin bagel and you're gonna cherish it on accounta you're the one in this relationship that ain't even clear on our color!)

AA: bc rn poorn chucklehead's drnowning like lal in high watern. >:}

ID: you give me a lot of conflicting messages lal!

ID: sip get in this and ashen for us.

ID: we're too much of a mess on our own.

SS: ( (\qnq/) )

AA: do i get to hit you with a metaphornical club,??

AA: btw my bagel bettern have S P RN I N K L E S.

SS: (My poor pusher has been torn plum in two, pal.)

ID: wow this relationship is turning abusive already.

ID: hush and get the sprinkle donut lal. you know we need this.

SS: (Wow.) SS: (Does that make me the handmaiden in this relationship?)

SS: (Cos I ain't no cheap handmaiden.) SS: (Tips or gtfo.)

ID: my tip is get the bagels or else. =:P

SS: (Help, help, I need an auspistice!) SS: (I'm getting menaced! (\qnq/) )

ID: we are your auspistice.

ID: nerd.

SS: (...) SS: (Help, help, I need an intervention!)

SS: (Also.) SS: (So.) SS: (Fun fact hour.)

SS: (The giant flaming omen of doom in our sky?) SS: (You should totes, like, uh, wear shades or some ish if you're gonne, say, squint at it disbelievingly for upwards of five minutes.)

SS: (On accounta if you don't there are some chances of minimal to extreme visual impairment.)

ID: i mean i'm staying indoors but good to know.

SS: (Cool, cool. Cool. V cool. Good to know. Cool.)

SS: (Also I've gone extra blind.)

SS: (On an unrelated note.)

ID: wait you're blind?

SS: (Like, you think you're really blind? Like really blind, but it turns out you can be way more blind!)

SS: (Yeah, dude, I'm blind mutant cullbait on the run from the authorities!)

SS: (All of that is definitely and totally true.)

SS: (And I definitely don't just wear ocular lenses.)

SS: (Don't report me or I'll get culled!) SS: (We're quads now so you gotta care about that kinda ish. (\unu/) )

ID: uh-huhh.

ID: guess if sip brings you to meet me at the fair i can find out the truth then.

SS: (Whaddaya mean? I just up and told you the truth!) SS: (I'm deffo 100% blind!) SS: (Except 110% blind now, I guess?)

SS: (Look, I didn't do great in math schoolfeeds.)

ID: well if you're blind i can see why.

SS: (Wow, are you discriminatin against my math skills?)

ID: yeppp.

ID: what are you gonna do? =:P

SS: (I'm hurt!) SS: (This is why we need an auspistice!)

ID: well sip has abandoned us.

ID: probably to go hurl.

SS: (Idk, dude, probably stare tearfully at Sipa until she falls victim to the forlorn expression or possibly just gets really annoyed and wants me to stop.)

SS: (LUL)

SS: (RIP Sipa, a mess like 50% of the time I see her.)

ID: what, she almost faint from blood loss in front of you too?

SS: (Nah, but first time I saw her I was like 80% sure she was, like, fresh outta whatevs cool new activity young whippersnappers get up to nowanights, which was, judgin by her face-state, makin out with a meat grinder. (\unu/) )

SS: (Then she threw me over a table, so, like, sympathy gone.)

ID: hahah woowww.

AA: i am not h u rn l i n g.

ID: are you laying down so the world will stop spinning?

AA: omg, do you even know the diff b/w drninking and like AA: taking honey? j/k, rnhetornical q, obvs you do not.

AA: n.

ID: i'm sorry i can't go get drunk and high like all the cool kids!

AA: i am in my coon, bc i totes wanna ese if this phone's gonna surnvive soporn. AA: surnvival of the ifttest, ectect.

SS: (It's cool, pal, you can sit with me in the peanut gallery! We got noisemakers and the ability to flee faster than the irate stoners.)

ID: about damn time you got in the coon.

AA: also, lmao, lal, stfu. AA: yrn the only one being inapprnoprniate w/ electrnonics, 'kay. >:}

SS: (Woooow, wtfs that supposed to mean?) SS: (My love with the coffee maker is pure and platonic.)

ID: uh-huh. you coffee-drugee.

SS: (We're holdin off till handfasting.)

SS: (She takes care of me!)

ID: i don't get that either so i get my own gallery!

SS: (Unlike some of my other quads. (\qnq/) )

ID: cry me a river. =:P

SS: (Only if you build me a bridge so I can up and get over it. (\qnq/) )

ID: i'll build you a bridge to jump off of.

AA: hey, hey, none of that.

AA: eithern you P U S H H I M like a prnopern quad orn you gtfo.

ID: ughh, fiiine.

SS: (See!) SS: (At least someone knows how to up and treat me right.)

ID: boo hoo. you never treat me right.

SS: (I'm gettin you a bagel! With raisins!)

ID: i wanted a ring pop. =:'(

SS: (Well, maybe you shoulda paid more attention to the nature of our relationship, then. (\qnq/) )

ID: just admit you're too poor for a ring pop.

SS: (I'm deffo too broke for a ring pop, pal.) SS: (That ish means I gotta shell out for whatevs I'd've been gettin paid over the break time it'd take to go down to the grocery! (\qnq/) )

ID: see, you're never honest with me. this is why we need an ashen. =:'(

AA: boop.

AA: and all that. >:}

ID: sip tell lal not to be a dirty liar. =:'(

SS: (Maybe Hads is right.) SS: (Maybe I've been the weak link all along!)

SS: (Maybe I ain't the kinda guy what belogs with a person, proper-like.)

SS: (A lone howlbeast!)

AA: idk, dude, mb you do totes belogs with ppl. AA: as long as yrn not skipping leg day. >:P

ID: lal skips like. all days.

ID: i assume.

AA: and nnnnnn. that's who he I S, hads. like, an itsy bitsy bundle of totaol hoobeast shit. AA: brnoke hoofbeast shit.

AA: prnobs. hey, look, that means you both match. >:}

ID: i have psi. does he?

SS: (Leg day's erryday!) SS: (Goin' round deliverin coffee to table's a workout, right??)

SS: (And damn straight I got psi!)

SS: (My power's, uh, bein incredibly attractive to every one around me.)

ID: wow, guess i'm suddenly immune to psionics.

SS: (See, this is why we got relationship problems.)

SS: (You just don't believe in me.)

AA: arne oyu saying emo goths ain't yrn swoon maternial, hads? AA: this is why ourn ash is crnumbling, btw.

AA: all of these failed expectations. >:"[

ID: ahahah is he really an emo goth.

AA: y!

AA: oh my god, y.

ID: lame.

SA: lone wolves are actually almost certain to encounter death or starvation if they are unable to locate a new pack.

SS: (Omg, I am not!)

SS: (I'm an emo nerd!)

SS: (Get it right.)

ID: heyyy prisma have a good nap or whatever?

AA: he wearns white lenses in his eyes to look hella goth.

AA: just sayin'.

SA: Yes. I took some medicine and I feel much better.

ID: medicine? =:?

SA: ...yes.

SS: (Look, we can't go out tellin the emos that kinda ish, Sipa, or I'ma lose my cred.)

AA: and omg. good. >:} AA: can't have you getting too tirned to learn, dude.

SS: (Wow, now who's the drug addict?)

SS: (Actually, tho, that sounds sketch af.)

AA: lmfao.

ID: you're all addicts and i'm judging you all.

SS: (In the 'somethin's wrong w/ you' sense.)

AA: oh, stfu, he ain't cullbait. AA: he's prnobs just talkin', like, booze.

SA: an addiction implies i require medication. I do not require medication.

SA: It just helped my headache.

ID: he's not cullbait, he's highblood raised psi.

SA: ...Do you not know what medicine is.

AA: y, exactly.

SS: (Pal, I ain't the one what said cullbait!) SS: (Twixt the dampeners and ish, I was figurin he's some top secret military psi weapon or some ish.)

AA: n, he ain't fancy enough forn that, soz.

ID: fun fact prisma, most of us poor folks can't afford medicine.

SA: not anymore, if that's comforting.

SA: oh.

SS: (Meds're what you take to get buzzed, right?)

SA: I am sorry.

SS: (Like honey's for chill, meds are for buzz.)

SA: Ideally no but i suppose in your life, yes.

ID: it's fine for me because getting sick is for nerds.

AA: getting sick I S forn nernds.

SS: (See?) SS: (I'm glad we established I retain nerd cred.)

ID: says the troll soaking in her coon with a panache.

SA: who, AA?

ID: yes.

SA: Maybe you should drink water.

SA: dehydration cuases headaches.

ID: i already told her that.

SA: being high could cause that.

SA: See.

SA: I appreciate you more.

ID: so prisma, are you allowed to send pics of yourself? let us see your mug!

AA: oh, hush, it ain't bc i took honey. AA: what'rne you ppl, my lusus? >:P bc i got one alrneady.

AA: it's bc we have a fuck-huge meteorn fucking up evernything outside.

AA: duuuuuuh.

ID: uh-huh.

SS: (I mean, that's deffo why I'm laid out!)

SA: I do not know how to send photos on this platform. Which mug would you like, the kitty one or the chic one?

SS: (Totes credible, imo. (\unu/) )

AA: the chick one!!

AA: see, lal suppornts me.

AA: this is why lal's getting a rnide on murdernrnoad.

ID: your face i meant sa.

SA: I'm alarmed for both of you.

SS: (Deffo chicks.) SS: (I am totes not sayin that to get on Sipa's good side.)

ID: mug means face.

AA: _totes_ not. >:}

SS: ( (\uwu/) )

SA has attached SupposedlyaMug.png

SS: (Totes a mug!)

SS: (Probs.)

SS: (As previously mentioned: am currently extra blind!)

ID: huh you're kinda pretty. congrats.

SS: (It's a v nice lookin blur.)

SS: (I defer to Hadean's judgy nature.)

SA: thank you.

SA: I'm sorry, SS.

SA: I'm rather angular and have a hipster haircut, if that helps.

SA: What do you all look like?

ID: don't be sorry prisma, dumbass stared at the meteor.

SS: (Super hot!)

ID: one sec let me put a shirt on.

SS: (The meteor, I mean.) SS: (But also me, deffo.)

SS: (Eyyyy, selfie time!)

SA: You should get sunglasses at the next opportunity.

AA: lmao. AA: congrnats, prnisma, yrn waaaay less nerndy than anyone else.

AA: like the rning.

SS: (I got shades! I just wanted to get, like, a proper good look. (\unu/) )

SS: (Ain't my fault the sky is evil.)

SA: I thought nerds wore sweatervests. isn't that the stereotype

AA: shades don't do shiiiit. it's brmoght af.

AA: y. these two arne nothing but sweaternvests.

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SS has sent TellMeImPrerry.png!

SA: what is that... sphere.

AA: omg, wait, do I gotta get up to take a selfie. >:{

ID: it's a horn.

SA: Yes, AA.

SA: I will not tell you you are pretty. The hair color is unique, though.

ID: lal you fucking edgelord.

SS: (I ain't the one with a fuckin - is that a floatin horn or is your rack just effed up?)

ID: i can tell you're blind by your hair styling.

ID: yes it's a floating horn. deal with it.

SS: (Wow, rude!) SS: (It's that way naturally.) SS: (Ain't touched dye in my life. (\eue/) )

AA: dnw, lal, I totes think yrn a prnetty prnincess. AA: even if you style yrn headfluff in the darnk. >:}

ID: i meant the style not the color.

ID: the... spiky mullet look.

SS: (At least someone loves me.)

SS: (I call it 'just spent 14 hours working' chic, pal!)

SA: You can also reduce it to I worked a more reasonable 8 hours chic by using a hairbrush.

ID: just let it get long enough to braid.

ID: braids fix everything.

SA: no.

SS: (Oh, damn, we got some strong fashion opinions in here?)

AA has attached SUP.JPEG.

SS: (Eyyyy, my fav cave goblin!)

AA: brnaids totes fix evernything. >:}

SA: What... are you in.

SA: Are you alright?

AA: a wornm. duh.

SA: You've been eaten?

SS: (She's gettin eaten by a sandworm, yeah.)

ID: a coon. you a fellow non-cooner prisma?

SS: (It's been an ongoing thing, pal.)

SS: (Keep up!)

SA: I take medicine to allievate psionic nightmares. I do not use a... worm.

ID: pshhh. just use nothing. like me. it's fine.

SS: (^^^^^)

SA: I have to disagree.

SA: For me, at least.

AA: wait wtf.

SS: (Saves caegars, too!)

AA: don't sleep drny, holy shit.

AA: at least use, like, a soporn patch.

SS: (Sopor patches are for the weak!)

ID: what part of drugs don't work don't you understand. =:I

ID: did i say every drug but sopor is okay.

AA: >:{

AA: soporn isn't even a fucking drnug, dude.

SA: 😂

AA: wtf is up w/ yrn psi??

ID: my psi just fucks with how my body. absorbs shit. or whatever.

ID: i'm not a nerd i don't know the fancy words.

SA: I thought it acted like a drug if ingested, AA.

AA: that's why i said get a patch, duh.

SA: So it is a drug.

SS: (Wtf's even your def of drugs, here, pal?) SS: (You delete vitamin C, or only ish that your schoolfeeds tell you you ain't supposed to be on??) SS: (There any brand loyalty, here? Like, trollbuprofen only, or trollvil, too?)

AA: omggg, it ain't a drnug. no morne than, like, idefk.

AA: you think sugarn's a drnug??

ID: i mean i burn through sugar quick i think?

ID: why the fuck do you think i eat so much.

SA: I don't know if you're dragging me or Hadean.

AA: both!

SA: sugar does influence the mind, yes.

SA: But i don't know if the response is as acute as hard drugs or caffeine.

ID: you can go through sugar withdrawals can't you?

SA: Is your psionic metabolism based?

SA: I believe so, yes.

ID: it's not- i dunno. i'm complicated.

ID: all i know is that my psi messes with my body a lot.

AA: >:\

AA: you should know wtf yrn psi does, dude.

AA: also, wtf have you eaten today except, like, snacks and shit.

ID: snacks.

ID: more snacks.

AA: gimme yrn coornds.

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AA: i am sending you, like, T W O pizzas. AA: but they'rne gonna be, like, fish. bc you suck.

ID: =:'(

ID: i don't suck, i got you to not go on a whale.

SA: What is the point of sending them something they may not eat.

ID: oh i'll fucking eat it.

AA: ofc he's gonna eat it.

AA: i could send him, idefk, curnrny banana pasta pizza and he'd eat it.

AA: and then be like 'i'm hungrnyyyyyyy.'

SA: pineapple.

AA: he'll eat that too, dude.

ID: =:( i'm always hungry. protip.

AA: n/m, making one fish and pineapples.

SA: that's disgusting.

ID: =:( =:( =:(

ID: siiipppp.

ID: i want meat loverssss.

ID: it has more calories.

ID: delicious delicious calories.

SA: that is also disgusting.

SA: Pizza makes me sad.

AA: meat is grnosssss.

ID: meat is delicious.

AA: but 'kay, w/e, w/e. AA: you want yrn grnoss rnancid hoofbeast flesh, you get it, b/c, like, you D I D fuss abt whales.

AA: which i wasn't gettin' on.

AA: but that was hilarnious.

AA: wtf you got against pizza, prnisma??

ID: =>:I

AA: that's prnimetime lowblood exp rnight therne.

ID: prisma just needs to have a good pizza.

AA: ......... prnisma gimme yrn coornds.

SA: I'd rather not.

ID: try it prismaaa.

ID: and if you don't like it send it to me.

AA: you nevern give me any of yrn deets. >:'{

SA has sent LoftAddress.txt

SA: fine. Do with what you wish.

ID: a loft, that sounds fancy.

SA: would you like to see it?

ID: yes, pp.

SA has sent Studio.png

ID: what the fuckkkkk.

ID: that's fancy as shit.

AA: why's it in all white?

AA: arne you anothern goth nernd? am i like, the only one herne frnee of the gothplague?

AA: bc, lame. also, sent you a pizza.

invertedDissident has sent hotelroom.png!

SS: (Omg, is it 'show and tell' night?)

AA: ... why is yrn trnap next to yrn bed??

SS: (Showin off everyone's blocks?)

ID: i dunno.

AA: also, holy shit, phernes would fucking murndern you forn that.

AA: and y. y. it is.

AA: i ain't showing off mine. but you shoyuld totes pp.

SA: My what?

ID: man you are sheltered prisma.

ID: which words confused you.

SA: that is very. unique carpet.

SA: trap?

SA: I don't have a trap.

ID: tub!

LL: (Nah, pal, I'll join you in lack of pix!) LL: (Your company is a balm to my isolation woes on accounta I ain't got a place.)

AA: ablution trnap.

AA: it's - y. the thing you bathe in.

AA: orn fucking swim, in hads case.

ID: i am so well versed in the highblood terms. i'll be your guide.

AA: also, stfu, lal, you totes got a place.

ID: that trap is a damned blessing okay.

AA: undern a rnock. in the desernt.

AA: ain't that wherne you found yrn jade brno? >:}

SA: It's a glass wall.

SA: Not my bathroom.

SA: My bathroom is in a separate room.

SS: (Right, totes, forgot about that one!) SS: (Got myself an underground stone mansion and ish!)

SA: I use a shower, not a bathtub.

ID: well you're missing out.

SS: (S'got a seaside view on accounta it's built into a cliff!)

SA: that sounds lovely, SS.

AA: shit, and herne i am, living off a fucking bike.

AA: i am U P S T A G E D. >:}

SA: But what about your worm?

ID: the coon is just a coon prisma.

SA: yes, but I find worm to be more comedic to say.

ID: it's part of the rented room.

AA: wornm is totes morne comedic to say. points2you, clownbb, yrn learning. >:}

AA: y/y/y, it's parnt of the rnoom.

AA: you can't trnavel with wornms unless they'rne on you. shit's 2big.

ID: luckily sip keepts her leeches on her.

AA: keepts.

AA: that's lowblood slang too, prnisma. >:}

ID: also thanks for the food sip.

SA: I hope you keepts trying to make me believe you're serious witht hat face

SA: 🙃

AA: i hate everny single one of yrn hornrnible, hornrnible smileys, jsyk.

AA: >:}

ID: ohh man i did not know there was an upside down one.

ID: upside down is my jam.

ID: 🙃

SA: I love the emojis.

SA: 😊

SA: AA, what do you do for a living?

SA: I can't figure it out.

ID: protip prisma, the best way to eat pizza is with two pieces on top of each other for maximum pizza.

ID: aa fights in pits for cash.

ID: i'm told she's famous. but i have my doubts!

ID: i have yet to see a wriggler wearing a shirt with her face on it.

ID: which is the true benchmark of fame.

SA: ...Please, no, Hadean.

SA: A pit fighter...

SA: i suppose that would explain the biotechnology.

AA: wow, rnude. AA: i don't lits fight in pits.

ID: eww rhyming.

AA: that was when i was a pupa. >:} AA: now it's, like, all stages, all the time.

AA: stfuuuu.

ID: still, no wriggler shirts with your face on them. what's up with that.

SA: Do you make a lot doing that?

AA: wtf would they have my face on 'em, when they can have my sweet symbol instead? >:}

AA: and y!

AA: wait, shit. depends on whom i'm tussling w/.

AA: i made mad bux on mui. totes wornth it.

SA: I see. I'm glad it works out for you.

ID: what do you do prisma? if not. clown shit.

SA: I work for a number of mafias to collect information and perform assassinations.

SA: I'm joking.

SA: It's hard to tell.

AA: lmfao.

AA: A R N E you joking??

AA: bc that's totes what a mob killern W O U L D say.

SA: I'm a freelancer. I sell out my psionics to the highest bidder.

AA: hahaha, shit. AA: hope yrn carneful doing that, dude, bc that sounds like prnimetime way to end up in someone's basement.

ID: so. possibly selling to mafias.

ID: or in a helmscolumn or some shit.

SA: I cannot be bound permanently to a helmship, so I am not worried.

ID: haha what.

SA: I don't think anyone would put me in a basement.

SA: Actually, I find people for other people, most of the time.

SA: that's what i did in the military.

SA My clairvoyance let me locate spies or missing colony trolls.

ID: people for people to do what with?

AA: wait, how old arne you?

AA: arne you a geezern?

ID: 10 he said?

ID: 10?

SA: Yes.

SA: I don't know what they do with my targets.

SA: What they wish, I suppose

SA: They are not transparent about why they want the person. Just that they will give me a large sum to find them.

ID: wooowww. promise not to go turncoat on us if someone offers you cash for us prisma.

ID: =>:P

SA: I don't think anyone will.

ID: but if they do, refuse!

SA: But I've been doing it less. My medicine is too expensive to afford now. So I have no reason to continue earning money except to pay my apartment rent.

SA: AA, to answer your question more accurately, i was raised to do this since i was young.

SA: I did not start at a conventional exile age.

ID: so do you need the medicine after you use psi...?

AA: huh.

SA: will you both be exiled, or are you renegades?

SA: the medicine works with the inhibitor.

AA: hahahaha.

SA: My psionics are broken. they were surgically altered.

AA: wow, totes not answerning that. >:}

ID: i'm telling you, they keep snatching wrigglers younger and younger.

ID: ^^^^

ID: oh hey sip, psionic surgery. that's like. your jam?

ID: what'd they do to you?

AA: what?

AA: hahaha, why would you say that's my jam. >:}

SA: perhaps because of the biotech?

SA: that seems like a good enough assumption.

ID: because you're a psionics nerd.

ID: like they crammed biotech in you to. do what to your psi?

AA: what, yrn inhibitorn's biotech, prnisma??

AA: idgi. i am lost in this convo.

SA: It isn't biotech, rather, it is grafted to me and relies on a number of injections to operate correctly.

SA: when i was... placed on planet, I wasn't given any injections. The idea was that i would go into a withdrawal and slowly shut down.

SA: they were wrong.

SS: (Wtf, that's nutty!) SS: (What kinda injections?)

SA: anyways, it controls my psionics and prevents me from using them above their most basic degree.

SA: However, I am also a very strong psion.

SA: Hormones, usually. But also sedatives.

LL: (Huh!)

AA: huh.

SA sends Inhibitor.png

LL: (Grafted, like, cybertech?)

AA: .. omfggg. AA: that's so cool.

AA: how deep does that go?

AA: like, 'kay, that looks like it's embedded p farn. AA: does that connect dirnectly to yrn nernvous system?

ID: eghhh warn a guy next time.

AA: wait, shit, how low does it go?

SA: between my shoulder baldes.

AA: chillax, hads.

SA: I am sorry, Hadean.

LL: (Holy hells, pal, that's hella extra.)

AA: want me to msg you when we'rne done talking helm shit?

SA: Extra?

ID: yeah that'd be great, thanks.

LL: (Like, that ain't normal inhibitor ish.)

AA: y/y/y/y. go see if yrn pizza's in!

LL: (Oh, shit.)

LL: (Soz, pal.)

SA: Are they squeamish?

AA: he's helmbait, dude. >:} doesn't bug me none, but, like, give a rnust some warning beforne you starnt posting, yyy??

LL: (I mean, it ain't like a guy's liable to get all pleased-like about seein that kinda tech on a body regular-like!) LL: (Sipa and I're just nerds and neither likely to up and get one a'those installed.)

LL: (Ain't like I'd be too pleased with your effin biopsy pix or nothin, neither.)

SA: Oh, I didn't know. I apologize. I am not used to the idea.

SA: I didn't have it installed on purpose. They put it on when I was in training. To make me more malleable.

SA: I don't know what life was like without it, really.

SA: So it comes naturally to me to treat it like a tattoo.

SS: (Real spiky tattoo, there, pal!)

AA: hahaha, wooow.

AA: goddamn, it sucks to be yellow. >:}

SA: I am closer to a cusp, don't worry.

SA: I don't think all yellows experience this.

SA: But I was also with a number of castes. Some of them were red. My partner was orange.

SA: roommate?

SA: something.

SS: (Idk, pal, if I just got a weirdo tat and they paid me that many caegars, I'd take it!)

AA: lmfao, n, but yrn waaaay morne likely to get plucked up forn this hoofbeastshit. AA: rniccin's got shit like that in hern, too. >:P

SS: (Just knock me out for the busy part and I'm down.)

SA: R..iccin?

AA: lame-ass gangleclown with pornts.

SA: Oh. I would like to meet them

AA: anyway. >:} laaaaaal. AA: does that mean you'll totes let me prnactic-- lmao no.

SS: (They put ports and ish on clowns, now? That ain't part of my schoolfeeds!)

AA: omfg, she's yellow, dornklornd. AA: just, like, clowny.

SA: I said like a tattoo, not that it is one. It's much more painful in practice.

SS: (Pal, I said I gotta be out for the key bits, not that I wanna lay around and get eaten by worms for #science.)

SA: Recovery takes a while.

SA: and you have to move.

SA: welcome to hell, SS.

SS: (Wtf's a yellow clown?)

SA: clown is an adjective, in this case, not a noun.

AA: maaaaan, you two arne dourn as fuck.

SS: (Nah, I think the actual def's "a meme.")

SS: (Excuse you, I am downright up and peppy 'bout this new moneymaking op I just found!)

SA: well do you have psionics

SS: (Hook me up, SA, I want a pile a caegars!)

SS: (Does bein tragically handsome count?)

AA: dude, he alrneady saw yrn pic. >:}

SS: (Yeah, and, iirc, he was like 'swoon! Laledy! You're amazing!'!)

SA: and are you willing to be exposed to excruciating experiments and tests that often include competing violently with your peers in a closed space as well as live combat in the real military.

SA: if so, then I can write them.

SA: hah

SA: ha.

SA: I'm not allowed to contact them anymore, actually. It was a funny.

SS: (Uhhh.) SS: (Is it, like, a 'if you've done it you don't gotta do it again' thing, or like a 'you gotta do it regardless if you sign up' thing?)

SA: I was not.

SS: (Also, I suck at combat.)

SA: SS Is not that attractive.

SS: (Sipa can do that bit for me.)

SS: (Wow, now you're up and hurtin my feelings! (\qnq/) )

SA: let's talk about something nice.

SA: I'm sorry. I will not lie to help you feel better.

SA: I said your hair was alright, though.

SS: (That mean you're telling the proper truth bout being sorry, tho? (\eue/) )

SA: Yes.

SS: (It's cool, tho, pal, we can't all have decent taste. (\unu/) )

AA: prnisma, stop being a bulgemunch orn else I'm gonna shove yrn pizza up yrn chute. >:} AA: let's talk nicern shit, y. like how rnad dyed hairn is.

SA: That isn't how chutes work.

AA: not the moss look, obvs. AA: but --

SA: Is your hair dyed?

SS: (Wait, wtf, what is this, a pizza party?)

SA: would you like pizza?

AA: they totally COULD wornk that way.

SA: AA tried to send me some.

AA: y, it is.

SA: Chutes go down.

SA: things exit through shoots.

SA: chutes.

SS: ("Tried"?)

SA: 😩

AA: that's why I gotta S H Ö V E it, jfc, trny to keep up. >:}

AA: trnied??

SA: I remmeber there being a threat.

SS: (She ain't wrong! If it ain't meant to go up, gotta do some shovin to make it go!)

SS: (Wtf, SA, if you don't want your pizza I am down to take it.)

SA: please.

SS: (Ain't no sense in wastin dec food!)

SA: what is your address.

SS: (Ain't you seen earlier, I ain't got one!)

SA: ...that's horrible.

SA: I'm sad now

SS: (Wtf, why're you sad?)

SA: because it is sad.

AA: omfg, sa, fuck off. this is my pizza parnty!!

SS: (You ain't the one lackin a hive, it's all good.)

ID: send me all pizza. mine is like. gone.

SS: (Maybe I want a pizza from SA! To make up from callin me ugly.)

AA: what, is my pizza too good forn you now?? rnude.

AA: also wtf it is not.

SA: Pizza only costs $20. Just tell me where it needs to go.

AA: did you chug it??

ID: aww prisma, we don't call trolls ugly. we call them unfortunate.

ID: i had to, half of it was garbage. =:I

AA: y. like tatsface herne. >:P

ID: and then i'd follow it with good pizza.

AA: told you meatloverns was grnoss.

invertedDissident has sent sendpizzahereprisma.txt!

ID: meat lovers is the best and fish is awful.

AA: >:0

AA: wtf is this betrnayal??

SA: Is that where SS is?

ID: ...if by ss you mean me.

AA: n, stfuuu, you don't get ss's coornds. AA: laaaaal.

SA: I can send you pizza too. It isn't very expensive.

SS: (Tay's cafe, Port Mina side!)

SS: (Also wtf kinda pizza's 20.)

ID: prisma doesn't know where that is lal.

AA: arne you at Taylo-- yyyyyyy, good.

ID: betcha.

SS: (That's, like, three pizzas.)

AA: I'm sending one!!

SA: ...Oh.

SS: (You can troll google it!)

SA: I must... be ordering at the wrong place.

ID: i want to try a twenty caegar pizza, send it here.

SA: I'm orderinig. I will return shortly.

SS: (It's got, like, a whole wiki page on accounta lookin like a giant teapot.)

ID: lolwhat.

SS: (Also omfg wait am I getting two pizzas or does Sipa win my pusher?)

ID: always push for two lal.

AA: yeah, how many fucking pizzas do I gotta send to win??

ID: make them fight for the honor.

SS: (3!)

ID: thatta boy.

SS: (I'm takin lessons, apparently!)

AA: do I get yrn bod forn science aftern you explode, tho.

SS: (Also Tay totes has a fridge she, like, never uses and I can heat it up for later.)

SS: (Suck it, stale pastry week.)

AA: lmao.

SS: (Dude, you can have my scattered entrails and the pizza that's gonna be pouring outta that mess like a real fucked up pinata.)

ID: make sure it isn't fucking. fish and pineapple.

ID: that's the worst thing i've eaten in a long time.

SS: (Idk, I ain't never eaten fish.)

SS: (Or pineapple?)

AA: y, good, I'll totes send thrnee (3) fish pizzas.

SS: (Fucking RIP.)

AA: ... with pineapple.

ID: imagine salty slime paired with sweet fruit.

ID: on a pizza.

AA: gotta brnoaden yrn hornizons, dude.

SS: (It's cool, I still got whatevs SA is sending to actually eat.)

SS: ( (\unu/) )

AA: also, panache offic pandrnill.

AA: so I'm outies.

SS: (Remember to chug the sopor!)

AA: pp if you explode. >:}

ID: night sip. thanks for the one good pizza.

ID: fuck you for making me eat the other one.

SS: (I'll set up an autocamera to go off if I go all Outlast, sure.)

AA: yy np.

VV: ♚ ~ Hello, Hello all

ID: hiya new rust i don't think i've met before.

SA: I didn't know what to order so I sent cheese and supreme.

SA: I hope this was acceptable.

SA: hello, small crown.

VV: ♚ ~ Perdia Averic, pleased to make your acquaintince~

SS: (IDK wtf a supreme is but it sounds like a lotta food, so: A+, gold star!)

ID: that sounds pretty damn acceptable.

SA: Oh. thank yuo.

VV: ♚ ~ Small crown...you could say more like a crown for a princess!

SS: (Totes forgive you for the time you declared me hideous in public.)

ID: hadean dauths.

ID: first rust princess i've ever heard of.

SA: little princess.

VV: ♚ ~And likely to be the only! I'd treasure it really hehe. I kid! of course. VV: ♚ ~ I rather like little princess, you may call me that as well...mm I have no one's name how unfortunate 😦 Albeit I am curious as to what could lead to calling another hideous in public as well! Such animosity.

IA: A princess?

ID: prisma- sa- is just a lil blunt.

SA: SS is mediocre looking, but they are deeply offended by me not dropping head over heels for them.

SA: that's all

ID: see? blunt.

SA: Yes.

ID: do i rate about mediocre at least. =:I

VV: ♚ ~ That sounds understandable though, Prisma was it? You can't force true romance !

ID: above. i meant.

SA: Your horn confuses me. But You are pretty enough.

ID: i'll take it.

VV: ♚ ~ I could offer a second opinion if you desire dearest SS!

SA: You can't.

SA: You are right, perdia.

AA: (wait, shit rnate me!!)

SA: I did not like the worms.

SA: 5/10

AA: LMAO

ID: hahahah i'm the prettiest around!

AA: >:'{

ID: wait how come sip got an actual number rating.

ID: also vv i think ss is busy eating.

ID: so they probably absconded.

SA: 7/10

VV: I apologize I'm a ittle unsure of whom I am or am not addressing at the moment. It is exciting to see fresh names regardless!

ID: i'll take a 7.

VV: ♚ ~ I'm so curious about appearences now though. I wish to see the alleged 7!

ID: yeah this place is hella lively.

SA: you should post a selfie too.

SA: as Hadean said

SA: Your mug.

ID: yeah let sa judge your mug.

SA: little princess, i mean.

VV: ♚ ~ Only if you don't refer to it as a mug. That sets a bit of bias for me don't you think? Using such a descriptor...

ID: alright, your face.

ID: prisma is just excited to try out some new slang he learned tonight, forgive him!

VV: ♚ ~ I see, I see! Very well give me just a moment to take a quick little shot perhaps. hehe

VV has posted the picture [A LITTLE PRINCESS.JPEG] to the chat!

MC: oh hey new people

MC: awesome

ID: is that your lusus.

ID: also how old are you even.

AA: i was totes gonna be salty overn hads getting a highern scorne, but holy shit. AA: you arne fucking adornbs, congrnats.

VV: ♚ ~ Hello new arrival!

SA: 9/10

AA: voting forn sa herne, total 9/10. >:}

AA: yesssssssss.

SA: i was getting my sushi, sorry

MR: your lusus isa fluffball MR: cute

VV: ♚ ~ Oh and you really shouldn't ask a lady her age! But no that is a new pet for my dear matesprit, Dolora.

VV: ♚ ~ oh boo not a perfect 10 but I suppose I shall take it 😢

ID: you eat sushi prisma? fancypants. =:P

ID: fine, fine. you just look young.

MR: who athe fuck actually easts sushi MR: why would you want to

ID: prisma is fancy! and don't be mean he's just uneducated in lowblood things.

VV: ♚ ~ Thank you I take great care of my appearence! VV: ♚ ~ Sushi is quite the delicacy~ Why would anyone not want to?

SA: It's good, usually. From the right places.

MR: because rotting fish is gross

SA: i appreciate the defense, Hadean.

ID: it's not usually rotting. i hope.

ID: =:I

SA: Sushi is not rotting fish. it is actually very fresh.

MR: yeah no unsign me aup

VV: ♚ ~ I'd be apt to approach a legislacerator if one was to sell me rotted sushi I think...

ID: just let prisma enjoy his fancy very fresh fish.

MR: what thea fuck has a legaistlacerator got to dow ith rotted sushi

MR: why is it opeing its coat to flash raw fish at you

VV: ♚ ~ Would you not wish to alert one of the law to a horrible crime?

MR: that doesnt explain why theyrea selling raw susishi like some sort of back alley peddler

MR: what thea fuck are they doiagng there MR: wehre did they get all that fish MR: why are their paychecks so shitty that hte ahve to sell rotten sushi to get by MR: wherea are they answers

VV: ♚ ~ My, my someone is rather confused or has sustained a horrible head injury! Are you okay? Do you require assistance?! Oh how horrible to succumd such a tragedy...

VV: ♚ ~ Perhaps the education quality of Alternia has gone down even..oh no....

MR: the only head injury here will be you if you don't drop the condescension

SA has sent Foodies.png

VV: ♚ ~ I'm being very honest. It's horribly upsetting that you're so confused!

MR: it's horribly upasettig that your crowns make me picturea a trollop with way too much makeup

SA: they are a little princess. Let them have this.

VV: ♚ ~ A trollop...

ID: is that stuff really good prisma?

VV: ♚ ~ I can see I'm not very welcome in such a case if that is the impression a dunderheaded delinquent like you is getting such an impression of me.

MR: the truth hurts sweetheart

MR: deal with it

VV: ♚ ~ I do hope you injuries heal quickly 😦

VV: ♚ ~ Tata~

ID: jeesh mr did you just scare that girl away.

ID: was it because she was cuter than you?

MR: her problem not mine

MR: well she's cuter than you

ID: i bet you're an ugly hag. =:P

MR: is that the best yoyu've got

MR: hahahaha

ID: and i'm fine with not being cute. i'd rather be handsome!

SA: Oh-- i rather liked...

MR: nah i think you're pretty adorable

ID: i'm more handsome than that other troll any day of the week.

SA: you're now on my "shitlist", MR.

SA: Yes, it is good, Hadean. I could take you to get some if you live in Provenance.

MR: oooh now i'm scared

MR: whatever will i do

ID: i'm in. cascara. where is provenance.

ID: i travel so. i could always end up there sometime.

SA has sent TrainRouteMap.png

SA: away.

SA: What will you do. 😃

ID: man everyone and their maps.

MR: you could just learn to read them MR: it'll keep you well

ID: i like wandering with no destination in mind. =:P

SA: I assumed this would be the most precise way of showing you the distance.

ID: who knows, maybe i'll pop up some night!

MR: speaking of MR: are you still on for killing that jade guy or what

SA: I would be happy to see your 7/10 face.

ID: not killing. beating him up, yes.

SA: who is getting murdered?

MR: oh yeah MR: honor battle and all that

ID: no murder! i'm beating up a jadeblood at this big nerd fair in cascara.

ID: for money.

Nerd fair?

SA: Nerd...

SA: Should I go.

SA: I could beat someone up too.

ID: and also to beat him up.

ID: if you want! but you need to use an old-timey weapon.

SA: ...are psionics cheating.

ID: they fucking better not be.

SA: then i will use my fists.

SA: I'm joking.

SA: My ropedart.

ID: ropedart?

MR: speakig of the beetleskitter is almost there and i'm going to lose reception MR: you better make this fight good hadean

ID: yeah yeah! get going loser.

WC: ~(I can't believe this chat is still going) WC: ~(I'm not used to them lasting so long!) WC: ~(It's nice (｡≖‿≖) )

ID: oh who are you. what are with all these new faces.

SA: https://www.kungfudirect.com/prodimages/Wushu-Rope-Dart.jpg

 SA: Only mine is bound on a retractable wire on my arm, so it recoils and requires less constant motion.

ID: i don't know if that counts as old-timey? but i am not a judge.

SA: Flail?

SA: Hello, WC.

WC: ~(Oh, sorry! Where are my manners) WC: ~(I'm Steamy)

WC: ~(Oooh, is that your weapon? How neat!)

SA: S...steamy.

WC: ~(Yep! ^^)

SA: okay.

WC: ~(You can laugh, if you want)

WC: ~(I know it's silly)

SA: I don't have any more chuckles to offer, unfortunately

SA: I burned them all up being snarky to everyone else earlier.

WC: ~(Oh my!) WC: ~(You must be quite the snarkdemon!)

SA: I am Prisma. It is nice to meet you.

WC: ~(Prisma) WC: ~(That's a nice name)

ID: i mean that was some lowgrade snark prisma i'm sorry.

ID: also i'm hadean.

WC: ~(Hello Hadean!)

SA: I did my best to play nice.

SA: Thank you.

WC: ~(I haven't been in here in a while!) WC: ~(Did I miss anything?)

ID: i don't know how long you've been gone but. probably.

ID: like most of the whole chat is going to the nerd fair in cascada. if you've heard of it.

WC: ~(Nerd fair in....)

WC: ~(Oh! Is THAT what that flyer was for!)

ID: probably.

WC: ~(I saw something about a fair but newsprint makes such a good oil catcher)

WC: ~(So I didn't see much else ლ(╹◡╹ლ))

SA: Do you paint?

WC: ~(Nope! I'm terrible with art haha)

WC: ~(I work with machines)

ID: oh. that makes sense.

ID: uh yeah it's an old-timey reenactment or whatever fair.

WC: ~(But if there's a fair, now I have to go!)

WC: ~(If only to sample the snacks)

SA: Yes, like leg of lamb.

ID: i have been told the snacks are good.

SA: and spinach rock soup.

ID: and giant gobblebeast legs.

WC: ~(Are there any good old timey desserts)

SA: I'm dying.

WC: ~(Please don't die, we just met!)

ID: cakes? i dunno.

WC: ~(Well, I bet it's online!) WC: ~(Let's see....)

SA: Frumenty.

WC: ~(!!!) WC: ~(Oooh there's a pastry booth set up in the square)

WC: ~(I know where I'm spending my night~)

SA: Linzer torte...

ID: there you go.

SA: Oh.

SA: I will have to go there too.

WC: ~(What's a Frumenty?)

SA: old. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E9LKfr23mCo/maxresdefault.jpg

 WC: ~(I'll be happy to share if we run into each other ^^)

ID: instead of sushi buy me dessert prisma. tottesss want pastries.

WC: ~(I hope there's something with strawberries there) WC: ~(Shoot, now I've gone and made myself hungry! >:C)

SA: I would rather buy you creme brulee from somewhere that isn't a strange booth.

SA: Acquire strawberries?

ID: strange booths have some of the best food! but aww, thanks i think.

WC: ~(I would but they're sold out tonight) WC: ~(Strawberries AND my peach yogurt) WC: ~(I'm so mad!)

SA: I don't know how to feel about strange fair booths. Early market booths are good, though.

WC: ~(I'm sure the food is fine!)

WC: ~(Won't know unless you try it, right? ^^)

ID: i'm gonna be a booth babe for one stall selling weapons and antiques and stuff.

ID: so definitely buy his stuff.

SA: a booth... babe...

SA: Is this more slang.

WC: ~(That sounds mildly scandalous but also a great way to sell things) WC: ~(Where is his booth?)

SA: Or an actual occupation.

WC: ~(It's slang ^^)

SA: Also, WC, I suppose i would know if it would poison me before hand.

SA: So I shouldn't worry.

WC: ~(That's the spirit!)

WC: ~(Oh, now I have to get prepared and everything!)

ID: it's a job where i wear a silly outfit and use my body to get people to pay attention to the booth.

ID: i have no idea where it's gonna be. but i'll give you deets when i do.

WC: ~(Please do) WC: ~(I could go for some books and antiques) WC: ~(Does he have any good clothes)

ID: no clue. but he has books and antiques!

WC: ~(For uh) WC: ~(A very broad person about....6 feet? (｡≖‿≖))

WC: ~(Oh!) WC: ~(Then I guess I'll find out!)

ID: for what i assume are reasonable prices!

SA: Oh, so I suppose I will be walking by.

SA: I am sorry, Hadean.

WC: ~(Well, special events tend to price things really high! So reasonabe for the event, I guess)

SA: yes, like boutiques.

ID: c'mon prisma, you have to at least stop and say hiii. and he sells weapons and stuff.

SA: But I don't need those things.

WC: ~(It's still fun to look!)

ID: yeah!

WC: ~(I'll stop by! Why don't you join us?)

ID: who doesn't like old books? =:P

SA: when you said silly outfit and body i assumed it would be a stripper outfit.

SA: to be frank.

WC: ~(The sad and depraved)

WC: ~(Well sometimes that's what it turns into to be fair)

ID: i like to think i will not be in a stripper outfit.

ID: but hey, if i am, it's only as weird as you make it!

SA: I'd bring you a coat, in that case.

SA: I don't want to see your 7/10 and your entire torso.

SA: that would be most unpleasant.

ID: but my torso has tattoos. =:P

SA: But fine, I will go. To. ...Fair.

SA: ...yes, and?

ID: and i'm pretty sure i will not be shirtless! i hope.

ID: unless my outfit is how pheres will get his revenge on me being a jerk.

SA: Oh, is it Pheres's booth?

ID: yes.

WC: ~(It's okay, I see weird things all the time) WC: ~(My matesprit is allergic to shirts)

WC: ~(Well not really but he hates them)

WC: ~(So he doesn't wear them whenever he gets the chance) WC: ~(He also runs around in yoga pants. It's pretty cute!)

WC: ~(Is Pheres always there?)

ID: i think he tries to be?

SA: Yoga pants..

SA: Oh, is that his job:

WC: ~(As long as he's comfortable ^^)

SA: To be a fair craftsman

ID: stretchy pants that usually show off a troll's butt prisma.

SA: My jeans do that on their own.

ID: i think he just sells. not. crafts.

WC: ~(Oh, I'm so excited!)

SA: They don't need to be stretchy when they're made well enough.

ID: not everyone can drop fifty caegars on some pants.

WC: ~(What a discussion to have in front of a lady) WC: ~(Scandal!)

ID: my jeans were like. 2.

ID: hey you brought up yoga pants!

ID: and yoga pants + posteriors is a well known fact.

SA: I wasn't aware there was a boundery defined by identity.

WC: ~(Weeeell if the pants fit ~o^)

SA: I apologize?

WC: ~(What no) WC: ~(I was joking, Prisma)

SA: ...Oh.

ID: you'll get the hang of joking eventually. even the most adept trolls sometimes get confused in the chatroom.

WC: ~(Where are you from?)

SA: outer space.

SA: see that was a better joke.

SA: only it wasn't a joke at all.

SA: ...

ID: liiike i said. you'll. get the hang of it.

ID: eventually.

WC: ~(Well, it would have been a good joke otherwise!) WC: ~(You're doing well!)

SA: I appreciate the encouragement.

SA: where are you from, WC?

WC: ~(From not in outer space!)

WC: ~(But I live central continent, haha) WC: ~(Cascara is only about...6 hours from me by train?)

SA: I see.

SA: That is convenient.

SA: It is very far from Provenance.

WC: ~(Where is Provenance)

WC: ~(I'm not even familiar with that one!)

SA: I do not have the map anymore. But aways.

WC: ~(And you can call me Steamy! It's fine!)

ID: you gonna be able to make it to the fair alright prisma?

SA: Oh. Yes. Steamy.

SA: Yes. I will simply take a train. Or plane.

SA: whichever works.

WC: ~(Are you afraid of heights?) WC: ~(That uh) WC: ~(Aren't space related?)

SA: I am not afraid of anything.

SA: But thank you for the concern. Unless you meant Hadean.

WC: ~(No way!) WC: ~(Really?)

SA: I am incapable of feeling fear.

ID: skywhales work good. if you have them around.

ID: even of like. dying?

SA: I'm too tired to explain.

WC: ~(Skywhales are way overpriced) WC: ~(I just build my own airship)

ID: do you need another nap medicine thing?

ID: oh well let me fucking pull out my airship parts.

WC: ~(It uh....took about 8 sweeps of building but I did it)

SA: My inhibitor also regulates the amount of chemicals I can absorb, much like anti-anxiety medicine prevents absorption of those chemicals.

ID: and i'll get right on it.

SA: So I do not feel anything very strongly.

SA: But yes, I may go lie down. But I'm fhaving faun.

WC: ~(Are you a helm?)

ID: ...that's kinda sucky. go lay down if you need to! the chat is usually fun. you can have more fun another time.

WC: ~(Please do sleep!)

WC: ~(I can ask silly questions later!)

ID: anyways, he isn't a helm. so don't worry about that.

WC: ~(Which is a good thing) WC: ~(But the inhibitor part is a less good thing)

WC: ~(Those are normally put on someone when you want to keep them quiet......)

ID: yeah, but. he seems to be doing alright for himself even with the whole mess, so. not much we can do for him!

ID: unless you know how to remove that shit because i certainly do not.

WC: ~(Either way, he's still welcome to share my desserts at the fair) WC: ~(I'll bring you some at the booth too, maybe!)

WC: ~(Weeell I know how the process works) WC: ~(But it's not a safe one)

CC: No=t necessarily!

CC: I have o=ne, and it's just to= train my psychics.

ID: please do. =:)

SA: please do not. It would render me paralyzed.

WC: ~(Oh! Hello!)

WC: ~(Hence the not a safe one part)

CC: Er! CC: An inhibito=r, I mean. CC: So=rry, I do=n't type to=o= fast.

SA: hello, CC.

ID: okay no paralysis. gotcha.

WC: ~(We much prefer not to leave people permanently damaged) WC: ~(And biotech is not my field of expertise)

CC: Hello=! ／(^ x ^=)＼

ID: does you inhibitor paralyze you if removed cc.

WC: ~(Have we met, CC?)

CC: Um, I do=n't think yo=u can take mine o=ut!

CC: It's kind o=f... in there.

WC: ~(Nor would I try) WC: ~(These hands were not meant to perform surgical operations)

CC: And I do=n't think so=, I'm so=rry!

ID: the amount of trolls in this chat with machinery put in them is alarming.

CC: I mean, I guess it wo=uld paralyze me, since it wo=uld pro=bably mess up my spo=nge pretty bad?

WC: ~(I'm Steamy!) WC: ~(Pleased to meet you!)

CC: I'm Kit! ／(^ x ^=)＼ CC: It's very nice to=o= meet yo=u, to=o=!

WC: ~(None of my parts are machines, luckily)

WC: ~(Aww that's such a cute name!)

CC: Haha, I mean, we're a hi-tech empire!

CC: It's no=t that strange, is it? CC: And, haha, thanks! CC: You=rs is unusual, but very charming!

ID: well yeah, but. jeesh they start putting shit in a troll young now.

SA: it bothers Hadean.

CC: What's yo=ur name, ID? CC: I mean, if yo=u're o=kay with saying so=.

ID: hadean since. it's right there anyways.

CC: O=h! I vo=lunteered, if that's what yo=u mean! CC: I wasn't co=nscripted early - I've been part o=f the lepus pro=gram since I was five!

ID: ...that isn't too comforting.

ID: i think five is a little young to volunteer for. that.

SA: lepus program...

WC: ~(Lepus?) WC: ~(...Oh)

SA: that is interesting. What else?

CC: Um! CC: I mean, I'm happy with it!

CC: ... What else?

SA: or, wait, maybe we should not talk about this.

WC: ~(Well, if you're happy...^^)

ID: well you've got the sunk cost fallacy thing kit.

CC: The what?

ID: but yeahh maybe a better convo.

CC: And, wait, why no=t?

CC: Er

ID: sunken cost fallacy.

CC: I'm so=rry.

CC: I do=n't kno=w what that is.

WC: ~(Ahem) WC: ~(Are you going to this fair thing, Kit?)

CC: O=h, haha, um! CC: I'm no=t sure if I'm invited?

CC: And I do=n't want to= intrude.

ID: 'description: reasoning that further investment is warranted on the fact that the resources already invested will be lost otherwise, not taking into consideration the overall losses involved in the further investment.'

CC: What o=verall lo=sses, tho=ugh?

CC: I think I've o=nly do=ne go=o=d, so= far!

ID: well i mean. what's the end-goal for you? =:?

WC: ~(Well, now you're invited!) WC: ~(I'm trying to get my friends and my matesprit together to go to the fair)

CC: ... So=rry, Steamy, I meant to= ask if yo=u're go=ing! CC: I'm no=t great at trying to= ho=ld two= c=nversatio=ns at o=nce, haha. CC: Thank yo=u, tho=ugh! ／(^ x ^=)＼

WC: ~(And you're welcome to come) WC: ~(I'm sure Gelato will like you)

CC: The end go=al is helping the fleet co=mplete the pro=gram go=als!

WC: ~(I am! I'm reading the site now and it looks very exciting!)

ID: which are...? do i want to know.

CC: Classified! ／(≧ x ≦)＼ CC: I'm really so=rry, I'm no=t allo=wed to= say! CC: I do=n't even kno=w all o=f them, ho=nestly.

CC: But the o=nes I do= kno=w are pretty impo=rtant!

SA: They are usually not innocuous. My program was designed to create imperial hounds.

ID: ah. seems like a fine end goal. =:/

SA: but we can hope it's different for them.

ID: i suppose so, since they seem... happy.

CC: Ho=unds? CC: I'm no=t a barkbeast!

CC: And, I mean

CC: I'm right here... / (´･×･`)＼

SA: hello!

ID: i'm using they as a lack of knowing your gender. not a. you aren't here.

CC: I just meant, yo=u're kind o=f talking abo=ut me like I'm no=t. CC: ... Like uh CC: I'm a he?

WC: ~(Well this chat got heavy all of a sudden!)

ID: he's happy then.

CC: O=h CC: I'm so=rry.

IA: --Oh dear, what have I walked in -on here?

WC: ~(A chat that needs some lightening up!)

SA: My clownfish are very cute tonight

ID: ...clownfish.

SA: they are resting in the anemones.

IA: --Oh! D-o y-ou have cl-ownfish??

ID: oh they're pets.

SA: yes. I have a wall tank for them.

IA: That's s-o exciting!

ID: and not. fish that are clowns. as in seadweller clowns.

SA: what did you think--oh.

WC: ~(What do they look like?)

IA: I kn-ow, my lusus is a cl-ownfish.

SA: no that is not in my job description.

SA: it's also illegal

CC: I kind o=f tho=ught what ID tho=ught!

SA: they are orange and soft and I love them

ID: ...well that's sorta cute.

IA: S-o I ap-ol-ogize, I get excited when I hear ab-out s-ome-one's cl-ownfish.

CC: O=r, Hadean? CC: So=rry, I missed if yo=u said yo=ur name, o=r if that was yo=ur name.

ID: yeah i said it but things were busy so. hadean is right.

ID: id works too but apparently there's a different id.

CC: I kno=w an ID in real life!

IA: SA, h-ow many d-o y-ou have?

WC: ~(The other ID is my matesprit!)

SA: IA, don't apologize. They are cute.

CC: So= I think I'd rather call yo=u Hadean! ／(=⌒x⌒=)＼

ID: so yeah. hadean works out best anyways.

SA: ten.

WC: ~(I just wasn't going to comment ^^)

IA: That's l-ovely!

SA: oh, the yoga pants one. With no shirts.

WC: ~(Yep that's him!)

WC: ~(He's a sweetheart I love him <3)

ID: all i know is he calls people sugargrubs.

SA; that's disgusting.

WC: ~(Oh he does that to everyone)

WC: ~(I don't think I've ever heard him call anyone by their names!)

ID: even you?

WC: ~(I'm grapevine or sugarplum or something more often than not)

CC: O=h, I think that might be the same ID I kno=w? CC: Um! CC: I think I'd better no=t co=me to= the festival with yo=u. CC: I do=n't think he likes me very much.

WC: ~(Huh?) WC: ~(What happened?)

WC: ~(What did he do?)

CC: He didn't do= anything! CC: I just messed up really bad, is all.

WC: ~(Tell me what happened ono)

CC: He was really nice abo=ut it, actually.

CC: I mean, I CC: I'd really rather no=t, I mean, and it's no=t really a big deal, o=r anything, I just

ID: uh maybe shift over to the highblood chat if you wanna have some privacy? not that you have to just.

ID: if you don't want us knowing what you're talking about.

SA: kit, you could come with me to the fair.

SA: oh. I suppose there is one.

CC: It's o=kay, SA, really. CC: I pro=bably do=n't have time anyways, haha! CC: I wo=rk all week.

ID: uh prisma you're a stranger-

ID: prisma do oyu know what stranger danger is.

CC: Besides, I'd rather make friends with peo=ple first befo=re guilting them into= fair invites. / (⁎˃ᆺ˂)＼

SA: I'm an imperially sanctioned stranger.

SA: also no.

IA: --Oh I think I've heard -of this fair. Is nearly every-one g-oing?

WC: ~(It would seem so!)

ID: that makes you even more stranger dangery. =:I

SA: I've never met a stranger that was a threat.

ID: well that makes you a big threat to other strangers.

SA: but you wanted to meet me?

ID: well yeah but i'm immune to stranger danger.

CC: I mean, I think I'm Imperially sanctio=ned, to=o=, kind o=f?

WC: ~(They don't even give you time off?)

CC: O=f co=urse they do=! Just no=t during mo=st o=f the week. CC: And I've been really sick a lo=t recently, so= I do=n't want to= ask fo=r mo=re time o=ff.

CC: I feel bad eno=ugh already fo=r missing so= much time. ／(≧ x ≦)＼

CC: They wo=uldn't even let me co=me in earlier.

WC: ~(How sick were you that they wouldn't even come into work?)

WC: ~(That sounds pretty sick!)

CC: I got a little bit impaled! CC: Which so=unds silly, because ho=w do= yo=u get a little bit impaled, I kno=w, but it really was o=nly a little bit.

WC: ~(What!)

WC: ~(No wonder they wouldn't let you come in!)

WC: ~(That's serious!)

SA: that isn't illness that's a grievous injury

CC: I wo=uldn't call it grievo=us!

ID: like a shoulder impalement?

CC: Yeah!

ID: something small i'm assuming?

CC: Like it was just my sho=ulder.

CC: See, Hadean understands.

CC: It's really no=t that bad.

ID: shoulder impalements are just a pain to deal with.

CC: I'm so=rry, I sho=uldn't have said anything. CC: That's why I just said I was sick, at first, I mean. CC: I keep accidentally making peo=ple unco=mfo=rtable with this.

ID: why should they be uncomfortable? i doubt you impaled yourself on purpose.

TC: Are we !mpal!~g people now? Lemme see.

WC: ~(I'm not uncomfortable, I'm concerned) WC: ~(The military is very physical) WC: ~(Of course they don't want you there while you're physically impaired)

SA: I think bodily harm is a cause of alarm not discomfort.

CC: It wasn't alarming because I knew I'd get better!

CC: And I didn't impale myself.

CC: I think that's a little bit o=utside o=f my skill level!

ID: exactly, so no need to be uncomfortable!

TC: !s th!s m!l!tary story share ~!ght?

TC: Laaaaame

ID: man i hope not because i have no stories to tell.

SA: mine are sad.

SA: training in zero G was fun though.

SA: I'm still sorry about your injury, Kit.

TC: So you're !~ the fleet SA?

TC: What do you do?

TC: Do~'t tell me you do what ! th!~k you do.

CC: Thank yo=u! CC: Yo=u do=n't need to= feel so=rry, tho=ugh. ／(^ x ^=)＼ I'm fine no=w, really!

SA: No. I am ex fleet.

CC: O=h, why did yo=u leave?

SA: Hadean tell me to stop opening my mouth.

CC: Um

ID: prisma no opening your mouth.

TC: Ex fleet? ! d!d~'t th!~k you could leave, ~ot as a yellowblood.

SA: 😰

ID: no more questions this interview is over.

ID: my client has a very busy night, he probably needs that nap he was supposed to take earlier and junk.

TC: Cl!e~t???

ID: i'm now prisma's manager.

SA: i got tea.

SA: does that mean I pay you now?

ID: i mean like i'm going to say no to money but it was mostly a joke.

CC: ... Can I ask a different questio=n?

ID: maybe.

CC: O=r, I mean, I guess I wanted to= ask a questio=n abo=ut Prisma's questio=n! CC: Yo= were asking abo=ut my pro=gram earlier and I was wo=ndering what yo=u meant.

CC: Um CC: If that's alright? / (´･×･`)＼

ID: ...maybe.

CC: ／(≧ x ≦)＼

SA: about your program origins and recruitment.

SA: sorry, I was putting on my. Jammies.

SA: I was raised within my program from hatching. I haven't seen any other programs with implants that weren't built from scratch.

ID: ...jammies.

CC: Haha, I haven't heard anybo=dy call them that in sweeps!

SA: yes, jammies

CC: Well, jammies aside, I guess...

CC: I haven't been part o=f Lepus fro=m hatching? CC: But it's been fo=r a pretty lo=ng time! CC: And I was with a different pro=gram befo=re that, but that was just the peo=ple that wor=k to= help hatch mo=re psio=nic and psychic tro=lls in general.

CC: I vo=lunteered when I was five sweeps, and I guess that was yo=ung eno=ugh to= install everything pretty easy?

ID: gonna be kinda checking out of this convo so prisma type my name if you need me to tell you not to do something.

SA: yes. Alright. Thank you, Hadean.

SA: enjoy the pizza from earlier if you haven't already.

SA: in my program, we were specifically gened that way too.

CC: ...Did I make him unco=mfo=rtable?

SA: but you don't know what the primary purpose I?

SA: Hadean doesn't like. "Helmspeak"

CC: I do=! CC: I'm no=t really allo=wed to= say so=, tho=ugh.

CC: O=h. I'm no=t really a helmsman, tho=ugh?

SA: they are a rust, AA said. So it bothers them.

CC: I do=n't have psi.

SA: hmmm.

CC: I do=n't want to= upset him, tho=ugh.

SA: you don't have psionics but you're in...?

SA: maybe we could talk privately another time.

SA: I have just never met another troll remotely like me.

CC: O=h, um!

CC: I have psychics, which are different?

CC: Sho=uld we talk so=mewhere else?

CC: I feel like I made everyo=ne unco=mfortable. CC: I can leave! I'd rather yo=u be able to= talk with yo=ur friend! ／(^ x ^=)＼

SA: it wasn't your fault. I did the same thing earlier.

AH: They're just a bunch of fucking weenies.

SA: I am unsure of where else we could talk, but I would be happy to receive a PM from you over this. Especially because of your abilities. If you don't mind, that is.

SA: I think it is very scary for most trolls, even if I don't understand it very well outside of specialty programs.

SA: I don't think Hadean is a coward.

ID: yo that's my name.

ID: i am defs not a weenie or coward.

CC: That's o=kay. CC: I kind o=f get the impressio=n I'm abo=ut to= leave so=o=n, anyways. ／(^ x ^||||)＼

CC: And yo=u seem really nice, Hadean.

ID: i mean. i don't know how nice i am but thanks i think.

AH: Okay except Hadean

AH: he's just a doofus

CC: Well, yo=u're really nice to= Prisma! CC: And yo=u'v ebeen friendly to= me.

ID: =:P bite me gliese.

AH: oh tyrian tits no, Empress only knows where you've been

AH: I don't want a disease

ID: i've been in the tub like. almost all night. =:P

AH: even worse

AH: you'd taste like SOGGY garbage

ID: and don't worry kit. you seem like a nice enough guy.

ID: fuck you i smell like delightful hotel shampoo.

AH: you probably smell like a seadweller's armoire, you flowery dipshit

ID: even though i had to steal like 10 of the tiny bottles to get enough.

AH: LMAO

AH: with your hair? not a fucking surprise

CC: Ha, thanks! CC: I'm so=rry I made yo=u unco=mfo=rtable with the co=nversati-n, tho=ugh.

AH: lmao Hadean will live

AH: he's survived a whole lot worse

AH: He's too mean to stay down long

ID: eh. not your fault, just not convo i like listening to! like gliese said i'll live. if only to spite her.

CC: That do=esn't mean I sho=uldn't apo=lo=gize fo=r being rude, tho=ugh>

AH: _BITCH_

CC: There's no=t much po=int to= saying so=rry if yo=u o=nly do= it when peo=ple are go=nna be dead, Gliese.

AH: SHHHHH

AH: MY LOGIC IS FLAWLESS

CC: And so= is yo=ur ability to= ho=ld do=wn shift, apparently.

ID: pshhh. shame gliese. shameeee.

AH: NO U

ID: swift and cunning, that's gliese's comebacks.

AH: hey I can type in lowercase but it doesn't properly express my BLOSSOMING EXCITEMENT

AH: I will swiftly kick you in the dick, how's that

ID: i mean why are you aiming for my dick, hella rude.

AH: wow Hadean this must be the greatest shock of your life. Me being rude. I mean holy shit, what is this, fucking opposite night

AH: let us all gather round and mourn Hadean's ability to not state the obvious

AH: it died fucking bravely

AH: actually I take that back

AH: it probably died choking on a piece of rotten burger

ID: the only thing dying here is my thinkpan from reading your garbage.

AH: wow, so sad

AH: I guess it's MY job to play the tiny violin now

AH: wow what a passing of the torch

ID: don't break the strings they're a pain to replace.

AH: fuck you I break all the strings

ID: fucking worst musician.

AH: look I play a _different_ instrument, so shut up

AH: I'm not a strings person

ID: what are you. a drum person. because that's hitting something?

AH: LMAO, no

AH: Accidentally broke my first one since it was a lowblood one, hurt my hand a little

AH: Kind of put me off it

ID: woooowwww.

AH: what, I was like, four sweeps

AH: I didn't realize shit for rusts wasn't gonna hold up to me

ID: poor privileged baby gliese~

AH: when you're a kid and you don't know your own strength yet it's annoying u shitlord

AH: I accidentally broke a nice flowerpot that way too

ID: well i mean when i was 4 my lusus was teaching me to stay away from the bluebloods so they didn't cull me for funsies so.

AH: granted that was 'cause I kicked it - lmao

ID: but sure, strength. what a bitch. =:P

AH: okay fine, you win, sobs

AH: that's your new nickname

AH: sobs

ID: and also by teaching me i mean trying to teach me.

AH: LMAO YEAH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

ID: i was a sucky student like always.

AH: CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T LEARN VERY WELL

ID: i do what i want.

AH: lol

MN: dont makE .ME. comE oVEr thErE and pap both your assEs

AH: what, what did _I_ do

ID: wow straight to the ass huh.

AH: I'm fucking pure as the driven snow

AH: not that I ever SEE snow anymore

MN: ...wow .I. haVE bEEn talking to .PHERES. too long apparEntly

AH: LOL

AH: why, does he pap everybody?

ID: snow is overrated.

MN: yEs

AH: oh my god

AH: that's fantastic

MN: hEs grEat .I. tEll you

AH: I'm totally gonna bring that up - oh my _god_

AH: he's papped YOU??

AH: LOL

ID: i am hoping that this is not a thing i need to actually worry about.

AH: WAY TO SMEAR, PHERES

MN: .YEP.

ID: =:I

AH: IM DYING THIS IS HILARIOUS

MN: word of warning hEll probably try to pap you at somE point

AH: lol I don't think he would he hates my guts platonically I'm pretty sure

AH: not that I totally blame him

MN: not you hadEan

AH: OH LMAO

AH: HA

ID: thank god, bullet dodged.

AH: Pheres would probably lose a frond

AH: Hadean would bite it off and eat it

MN: oh .MY. god

AH: AM I WRONG

ID: what am i a fucking woofbeast.

MN: yEah dont actually do that

AH: IDK DUDE

ID: i don't fucking eat trolls.

ID: ....

ID: why do you think i'd eat a troll.

AH: IF YOU COULD PUT SAUCE ON IT AND BAKE IT, WHO AM I TO KN - it was a joke you dweeb

AH: judging by how you're always hungry

AH: I don't _actually_ think you'd eat a troll, calm your tits

ID: well i'll have you know i had three large pizzas tonight.

AH: amen

AH: the beast is sated

AH: at least temporarily

ID: i mean. for now.

SA: cannibalism Increases the risk of prions.

SA: which are lethal.

ID: what's a prion- oh.

AH: wow you're a goddamn bundle of joy, aren't you

ID: also gliese this is prisma.

SA: they cause proteins to fold incorrectly and slowly kill your brain.

ID: prisma is great, be nice.

SA: hello!

AH: I can see how they won you all over with these fascinating facts

AH: so what's your thing, Prisma

AH: besides talking to Kit about helm shit

SA: I'm fascinating and I'm from outer space.

AH: lolwot

ID: ^^^^

AH: no way

ID: wow rude gliese, doubting a guy.

SA: what is your thing, aside from fighting?

AH: Plants

AH: Plants are pretty sick

AH: Oh and parkour

AH: and dayrunning

SA: oh, I should have guessed

AH: anything that involves sick-ass stunts

SA: and bitterness, acerbic

SA: I have noted all these things.

AH: good for you, nerdlord supreme??

AH: you gonna write a study on it or do you just note stuff to sound like some super smart analytic nerd type

SA: yes 🙃

AH: okay that smiley is funny

AH: You get a point

ID: i award prisma all the points.

AH: aw come on why do they get ALL the points

AH: what'd they even DO

SA: 😍

ID: because i'm the fucking judge now and i say so.

AH: LOL OKAY

AH: HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HADEAN IN THE HIVE

SA: they are not very tyrannical.

AH: lol you say that you haven't taken him for food

ID: i judge gliese is a total loser. sentence is two sweeps in the nerd mines.

AH: _BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE_

ID: hey prisma bought me a pizza.

SA: the nerd mines...

AH: I will break out and kick you in the dick

AH: TWICE

AH: _WHAT_

AH: _THEY DID NOT_

SA: how would you

AH: ...did they

SA: never mind

ID: yes.

AH: Prisma did you buy this fucking loser a pizza

SA: I bought them and the green one pizza.

AH: GODDAMMIT

SA: 🍕

ID: =:D

AH: well now I have to top that, you just made my life harder

AH: ...why do we even HAVE a pizza emote

AH: wait what green one

ID: 🍕 🍕

SA: Sipara said the same thing. Why does everyone have to out food the other?

ID: lal.

SA: yes.

AH: oh the jade who talks funny

ID: because i'm a black hole that needs constant sacrifices made prisma.

AH: LMAO accurate

ID: else i won't bring the rains.

SA: downtown flooded earlier.

SA: I may have sent too much pizza.

ID: you're welcome.

SA: that was rude 🌊

ID: 🤽

SA: does lal talk funny?

SA: 🚣‍♀️

AH: I mean I've never _met_ them but I've seen them in logs and they say things in weird ways

ID: 💦

SA: oh.

ID: they're nice enough. just snarky.

SA: ☔️

ID: and too poor to buy me a ring pop.

AH: wow

AH: that's pathetic

SA: oh right your proposal was ruined

ID: ⛴

ID: my heart will go on.

AH: rest in fucking pieces

SA: and on 🎻

AH: HA

AH: okay, fine, Hadean, you were right

AH: for once

SA: what is the story behind you two?

ID: always.

AH: this one is a keeper

AH: I'm his meal ticket

AH: his BEST meal ticket

ID: well sip fed me twice now... so...

SA: ☺️

AH: I WILL OUTDO THAT, I've been fucking busy at the base okay

SA: base?

ID: tell your excuses to my stomach.

AH: same one you were talking about with Kit/CC

AH: LMAO

SA: are your lunches always so vitriolic?

AH: they wouldn't be fun otherwise

ID: it's how we bond.

AH: yeah, all that good shit

SA: oh

ID: plus someone has to remind gliese she's a total nerd.

AH: I wouldn't take just any boring dumbass to lunch now would I

AH: _IMPUDENT_

SA: I don't know. Would you?

ID: ms. star wars marathoner.

AH: naaaaah

AH: HEY, THEY HAVE LOTS OF SHOOTING

ID: whatever nerd.

SA: but they always miss

AH: therefore there's MORE SHOOTING

SA: therefore they are improperly trained.

AH: snoooore who cares it's a movie

AH: real life, yeah, I'd be making fun

AH: but it's a movie it's supposed to be stupid

SA: i don't think that's the purpose of movies

AH: movies are stupid fun

AH: duh

AH: everybody knows that

SA: 😨

ID: unless they're documentaries.

AH: yeah I guess

ID: or romcoms which are never fun.

SA: are they not...

ID: i mean. if romcoms are your thing i guess they are.

ID: are you a romcom guy.

SA: I don't know 🤷‍♀️

SA: I like scary things because they aren't scary

SA: but sometimes I hope they ade

AH: you sound like a goddamn cryptic

SA: I hope you mean cryptid

ID: he's just got a lot of. don't get scared juice in him.

SA: because I am

AH: lol

AH: what are you, bigfoot

SA: no I'm a robot

ID: gliese is the even rarer cryptid than bigfoot.

ID: she's.

ID: the bigmouth.

SA: what is she -

SA: 😮

SA: that sounds unfortunate. Where are her brethren?

AH: Kit's one

AH: his mouth is even bigger

AH: 'cause we're hatchmates and all

SA: kit was very polite

ID: kit seemed not at all mouthy.

AH: he hides his secret well

ID: uh-huh. projecting much?

AH: it is a dark and deep secret

AH: see you say that but I remain secure in the fact that you calling everyone a nerd is YOU projecting

SA: a nerd is better than an angry loudmouth

AH: your values system is fucked up

SA: 🤷‍♀️

AH: FUCKED UP I SAY

SA: what is your value system

ID: prisma just has my back. =:P

AH: it's a value system of AWESOMENESS

ID: unlike some blue cheerleader who keeps telling me i'm stupid for fighting her nerd partner.

AH: I don't think you're STUPID just RECKLESS and coming from me that'S BAD, my dude

ID: we said no dying!

SA: is this the one you were talking about earlier?

ID: mn, the jade who was here before. that's who i'm fighting.

AH: YEAH OKAY AND ACCIDENTS NEVER HAPPEN LMAO but whatever I'm not gonna try and talk you out of it, I'll just be there to mop up whatever happens

SA: oh. Be safe.

ID: i mean if he accidentally tries to murder me he's dead so. =:/

AH: _No killing Emerel_

SA: I will help

SA: oh

AH: I LIKE Emerel

CC: What??

ID: i will if he tries killing me!

AH: he's my friend

SA: nevermind

AH: OH MY GOD, you just said you two agreed

SA: you were serious

CC: Who='s trying to= kill Emerel??

AH: do you trust him or not

AH: nobody, HOPEFULLY

ID: i trust him as much as you can trust a stranger who agreed not to kill you.

AH: and he better not hurt Hadean or I'll CLONK BOTH THEIR HEADS

ID: =:I

CC: What do= yo=u mean, ho=pefully? / (´･×･`)＼

CC: That's no=t really a so=lid answer!

AH: I mean if one of these doofuses messes up we're all gonna be very sorry

SA: there is a medieval semi death match pending

ID: it means if emerel doesn't try killing someone, no one is gonna die.

AH: yeah SA laid it out pretty well

CC: Um! CC: I do=n't think he's likely to= do= that!

SA: my money is on 7/10

ID: then no death! thanks prisma.

AH: ughhhh I wanna see this and shit but I'm gonna be happy when it's over, god

SA: I'm sure there will be doctor. There will be doctors, righr

AH: Yeah, should be

ID: gliese you're like 5000 percent more stressed over it than the trolls who might die.

CC: He's a go=o=d guy, really. CC: He wo=uldn't just cull so=mebo=dy fo=r no= reaso=n.

AH: yeah because you're both doofuses

SA: but you won't die

ID: damn right i won't!

AH: and I'm not like STRESSING THAT MUCH

AH: just rolling my eyes

AH: does that count as high stress

SA: if we were in person I could tell your actual level of stress

AH: what

SA: if I'm at the fair, we'll find out

ID: psi.

AH: you got like, some nerd machine for that

SA: ☺️

ID: he's yellow gliese, just alllwaayysss assume psi.

AH: _lmao_

AH: I've met lowbloods with no psi, you never know

AH: some like Cateex have really weak shit

ID: well my main man prisma is not weak shit!

SA: Hadean said their psionics were being immune to idiots

AH: LOL

SA: is that right? Am i remembering

AH: THEN HE'D BE ALLERGIC TO HIMSELF

ID: i mean i said that but it was a joke.

ID: immune does not mean allergic wtf gliese.

AH: If you ARE something but are immune to it wouldn't that make an allergic reaction

AH: I dunno

ID: i'd just like. cancel myself out.

SA: it would mean he wouldn't exist because he's immune to his own state of being

SA: oh

AH: I'm tired I had a long ass - LMAO YEAH YOU'D CEASE TO EXIST

AH: EVEN BETTER

SA: hivemind

ID: we're just syncing up now, watch out gliese.

SA: but who would you feed, AH?

AH: Oh shit, beware the nerd brigade

AH: uh

AH: Hadean still??

AH: oh speak of the devil earlier it's the weird jade

SS: (Wtf, Hads, are you gettin food again?)

ID: i think he meant if i didn't exist.

ID: bitch i might be.

SS: (What've you got, a hollow walkfrond?)

SA: yes

SS: (What is your secret?)

ID: uh. psi.

SS: (Pls share, am also starving.)

SA: hello, SS. Did you get the pizza I ordered?

AH: what, why are YOU starving you're jade

SS: (No, I mean for food acquisition.)

ID: and being handsome.

AH: the hell did you do wrong

SA: 7/10 is only marginally handsome

ID: also i have being rust on my side.

SS: (I did! I totes ate it but did not, to the lovely Sipa's tragic disappointment, explode in the process.)

ID: prisma you are no longer my main man. =>:'(

SA: I am the only 10/10 here ☺️

SS: (And oh em gee, AH, you can't just ask peeps why they're broke.)

SA: I'm joking

SA: oh I'm glad you didn't explode

AH: wow I just fucking did

ID: so was i. hence the face.

AH: cough up

SA: 😉

SS: (Whaaat, are we still doin the hotness scale thing?) SS: (You know what, I don't even wanna know, tbh.) SS: (We have already established your taste is totes awful, SA, soz to say.) SS: (You were hatched that way, tho, so it's okay.) SS: (We accept you.)

ID: 👅

AH: if your story sucks invent a better one

SS: (What'll you give me for it, pal? (\unu/ ))

AH: uhhhh

ID: 👁‍🗨 👅 👁‍🗨

AH: a snack? idfk where you do even live

AH: Hadean was passing through Port Port

AH: so I fed his dumb ass

SA: I think to think I have a good taste, but I also have duplicates of the same outfits.

ID: i'm in cascara now!

AH: LOL WOW

SS: (Oh, shit, are you one of the rabbit twins, or the banker?)

SS: (Pls say banker.)

AH: okay who invented the term rabbit twins I'm gonna fucking end them

SA: it's cute

AH: I'm not the banker shitswizzler

SS: (It was totes deffo 100% not me.)

SA: embrace it

SS: (200%, even.)

AH: I'm a Lepus troll

ID: don't worry prisma, i have three t-shirts that are exactly the same. and three pairs of pants that are pretty much the same.

SS: (Hopbeast blueblood.)

SA: 🍾🍾🍾

AH: okay well then what the fuck's YOUR lusus

AH: I need to nickname YOU

SS: (Uhhhh!)

SS: (A super cool giant fire-breathing dragon.)

AH: _BULLSHIT_

SS: (With, like, seven heads.)

ID: lie detected.

SS: (And a spike tail.)

SA: I only have strength for emojis now. Goodnight dragon child

AH: If it were you wouldn't be fucking poor

SA: ankylosaur hydra child

AH: you'd be laying motherfucking waste to the desert and getting what you wanted

ID: oh you going to bed prisma? later.

SS: (Good night, awesome person who is totes my second best friend in the world now!)

SA: I will be back for more fun later 🤗

SS: ((Sipa sent one more pizza so she made first, soz to say!))

AH: Night Prisma nerd

SA: goodnight

SS: (Ain't you been on about a nap anyhow?)

SS: (Ttyl, pal!)

ID: night.

ID: also good lal, use the numbers of pizzas to gain more pizzas.

SS: (And fuck you, you don't know my tragic backstory, AH!) SS: (That's why we're, like, even having this convo.) SS: (So you ain't got the deets to judge if I can be proper-like broke with a rad dragon lusus. (\uwu/) )

SS: (Thanks, Troll Yoda.)

SS: (Srsly, tho, I'm gonna pick your sponge for your secrets.)

ID: as long as my sponge stays where it's supposed to be.

SS: (In a jar on my table?)

AH: I got the deets to know you're full of shit

SS: (Can do! (\^_^/) )

SS: (Nah, pal, I'm fulla pizza.)

AH: I mean unless your lusus fucking ditched you

SS: (We, like, JUST went over this.)

AH: which would actually be sad

SS: (Maybe it's busy guarding my cave, huh?)

ID: you got your lusus still gliese?

AH: LMAO

AH: of course I do, Haredad is great, but I see him less these nights since he goes off munching the zombies with Kit's lusus

SS: (Jades totes live under rocks, you ain't got proof I'm wrong. (\eue/) )

AH: but I still sleep on him when I come back - LMAO YOU GOT ME THERE

SS: (But I totes don't believe your lusus is a bun.)

SS: (Pix or it didn't happen!)

AH: you're the...shit, I guess Emerel was technically the first?

AH: I lose track.

SS: (Ideally, like, adorbs ones.)

AH: LMAO well fine if you insist

AH: fuck you they're all adorable

SS: (Perf.)

AH: sent HaredadYawningLikeAGoddamnDork.png

SS: (Omg. ❤ )

SS: (I am not convinced, tho.) SS: (That could TOTES be photoshop.)

SS: (More pix.)

AH: He's so goddamn silly sometimes for a saber-toothed - LOL

ID: ooh are we sharing lusii.

AH: SURE I GUESS

AH: ...hey SS

AH: pics or YOURS didn't happen

SS: (Sure, pal, sure!)

invertedDissident has sent bananaonbackforscale.png!

SS: (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/d/dc/BlueEyesUltimateDragon-LDK2-EN-UR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20161007085413)

 ID: be kind to my lusus-

AH: sent HaredadWTFtho.png (in which Haredad has a bird on his head)

AH: LMAO

ID: ...really lal.

AH: IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY

AH: GIVE 'EM CREDIT

SS: (The other four heads ain't fittin in the frame, pal, ain't my fault. (\unu/) )

AH: LOL

ID: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OdL07mJYhtg/UyyF81jts0I/AAAAAAAADmI/qhHgOOAFpNA/s1600/300px-BottomlessTrapHole-LCJW-EN-ScR-1E.png

 AH: is that you, Hadean

AH: is that your inner fucking soul

SS: (Omg, it's exactly like the selfie he posted earlier!)

ID: fucking rude.

AH: LOL

AH: _HA_

SS: (Which reminds me, buntwin#2!)

AH: my name's Gliese dickhead

AH: what the fuck's yours, besides 'Lal'

ID: found gliese. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/17/CreepyConey-PHSW-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20120720032649

 AH: DAMN STRAIGHT

SS: (That's what I said! SS: (Come by the giant teapot sometime, I'll give you a cool story for food and tips.)

AH: ...oh wait

SS: (Read the nametag while you're at it. (\unu/) )

AH: you're that dorky looking jade barista

AH: Lalide

AH: or whatever

SS: (Yes, that is exactly my name.)

SS: (You are totes correct.)

SS: (Congrats! (\ouo/) )

AH: FUCKIN' CALLED IT

ID: what gliese wishes she could be equipped with. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/1/15/HornoftheUnicorn-YGLD-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20151114052324

 AH: lolwot

ID: so you had a sharp horn at last.

SS: (LUL)

SS: (Hads ain't pullin punches.)

SS: (Why're all the aggro ones nubby?)

SS: (Gliese, Sipa...)

AH: bitch my horns aren't nubby

ID: they're big and dull!

AH: Hadean is just a dickhead who can't see because his eyes are all red

SS: (P sure Hads just called 'em nubby.)

ID: i didn't call them nubby. i called them dull. duh.

AH: learn to read fuckwad

ID: got me gliese, my eyes are all red.

SS: (Damn, dude, way to discriminate against the illiterate!)

ID: almost like i'm a sparkplug or something.

AH: wow look at all these tears I'm shedding on your behalf, Lalide

AH: look at them fucking pooling on the ground

AH: just tragic

SS: (Maybe I can't read through my epic contacts, neither!?)

SS: (Ain't only red oculars what get you all impaired-like.)

AH: lol, what, are you some kind of dorky mutant

SS: (Nah, just fashionable.)

AH: _riiiiight_

AH: probably just a huge fucking nerd

ID: no money for food. but money for #aesthetic

AH: with headfluff like that

SS: (Thank you!) SS: (Someone finally up and acknowledges my nerd cred!)

AH: lmao

AH: I find it PRETTY DAMN HARD TO BELIEVE I am the first

SS: (And yes, totes, you caught me, I was all, like, 'Y'know, I could eat this week, but I'd totes rather add a new fashion hashtag to my instagram!')

AH: LOL

AH: OWNED, HADEAN

SS: (Everyone keeps up and callin me goth, dude, and everyone knows you can't be two at once!)

ID: does that really count as owned.

AH: you totally can though

AH: shut up you're fucking owned

SS: (Not if you're already emo!)

SS: (It's, like, two, sure, but three's way extra.)

AH: are you saying you're not extra

ID: anyways i'm going to sleep so. have fun nerds.

AH: because if so: in that case I'm not blue and Hadean isn't a shameless dinner whore

SS: (I am v v extra, pal, but the good kinda extra. (\unu/) )

AH: is that _soooo_

SS: (Hells, pal, why'd you have to up and remind me of the time?)

SS: (Fuck off and let me keep pretending I ain't about to crash for like 16 hours.)

SS: (Ttfn, I guess!)

ID: ahahah wowww. have fun with that.

AH: LOL, goddamn, get some rest, dipshit

SS: (Who's dipshit, this time?)

AH: it will forever be a mystery

AH: you will just have to live in pained torment

SS: (RIP in pieces. (\qnq/) )

AH: not knowing if you are the dipshit or not

SS: (My wails will be heard for clicks!) SS: (You can use 'em to come find me to chill and buy me lunch tomorrow.)

AH: oh my GOD, what the fuck is this room, a 'let's all beggar lunch off Gliese' spot??

AH: why the fuck should I buy you lunch.

SS: (Cos dinner's a date.)

AH I already support Hadean's snarky, dumb ass

SS: (And I already up and tried to have one a those with Cennef.)

AH: I have the bulgeface moocher slot filled

AH: ...

AH: ......

AH: ...what the FUCK

AH: _CENNEF?_

SS: (This response pleases me.)

AH: HOW THE FUCK DID _CENNEF_ TAKE YOU ON A DATE

AH: CENNEF FUCKING HATES JADES

SS: (Well, it was a p shit date!)

AH: WHY THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN COME NEAR YOU WITHOUT RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF.

SS: (And obvi cos I'm super charming, pal!)

AH: HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE, GODDAMN.

SS: (My superpower is makin everyone love me.)

AH: LMAO

SS: (And also the uncanny feeling that I avoided gettin skinned by a weird jade serial killer.)

AH: okay no but fucking really why did she do anything remotely nice for you

AH: LOL

SS: (Is that what the ears are made of??)

AH: I'm kidding, I doubt she could ever _actually_ kill a jade without fucking falling down in fear

SS: (Jade faces?)

AH: at least according to her stupid fucking backstory

AH: LOL

SS: (What's her deal, tho?)

AH: according to her she was enslaved by rainbowdrinkers or some such bullshit.

AH: but that's obviously total wank

SS: (What, in her RP?)

AH: LMAO

AH: YEAH YOU'D THINK SO

AH: I mean, SOMETHING must've happened

SS: (Like, pal, manage your fourth wall, there.)

AH: because that bitch was like, feral, until she was 7

AH: so clearly something got fucked up and maybe she hallucinated, I don't fucking know

AH: but she still sticks to her cock and bull tale even now

AH: and she's _9_

SS: (I ain't a head docterrorist, but if I was a head docterrorist I'd say she, like, probs ain't got her ish straight.)

AH: but it's obviously total horseshit to justify her hateboner for everyone jade and over

AH: because she's pathetic

SS: (Guess it's fine to take it out on the loser caste that up and let the whole feral thing happen, tho!)

AH: oh my god

AH: oh my god did she seriously give you shit

AH: I mean I'm not fucking SURPRISED but

AH: what the fuck threat could you be, you sound goddamn pathetic

SS: (Minus sarcasm, pal, I'm, like, middle key sheddin a tear inside for whatever fucker keeps lettin ferals outta the caverns.)

AH: LMAO SAME THO

SS: (And excuse you, my giant dragondad is, like, totes sayin otherwise!)

AH: LMAO SURE

AH: okay, but you know fucking what

SS: (Don't make fun of me, I'm sensitive and gonna go tell my lusus!)

AH: just because you had to endure Cennef's hoofbeastshit

AH: I will take you for lunch

SS: (Eyyyyyy!)

SS: ( (\oUo/) )

SS: (Fuck the peeps that're like, 'The key to my friendship is through my digestion sack!')

SS: (It's obvi the other way around.)

AH: LOL

SS: (The key to fillin my digestion sack is friendship.)

AH: CLEARLY

AH: though lmao I should go too

AH: but I'm serious

AH: I have shit to do in the next like

AH: two weeks

AH: but after that

SS: (Pal, do I look like I'm goin anywhere?)

AH: you, me, lunch, bashing the world's worst maroon

SS: (It's a not-date!)

AH: idfk your life

AH: maybe you have to go visit your dad

SS: (Shit, u rite.)

SS: (In my underground seaside mansion!)

AH: LMAO

AH: OBVIOUSLY

SS: (Can't go forgettin 'bout that ish!)

[multyfandoms-imagines]

can you do queen of hatred she is my favorite of the three!(ps i am very sorry for your loss,i hope you feel better)

*put my spooked face when i realised i didnt kill 3 people for her*

Also, i do feel better, thanks

Love & Justice! (Queen of Hatered headcanons)

•this woman. Is just full of energy. Somehow. She only get tired for like, few seconds and then BAM, back to her dorky self fighting evil

•Actually doesnt remember what did she do when she is hysteric/evil. QoH kinda... Passes out when she turns like that

•misses Knight and King alot. Queen of Hatered just wants to see her sisters but that corporation aint letting her...bah

•pls for the love of all holy and good, dont show proves that she did the destruction when she was "winged lazer-shooting snake". I beg you to not pls-

• QoH can go on and on about "justice" and her "duty to fight all evil". Especially about the adventures she had before

•im not kidding. This Magical Girl can talk about it for hours without getting her throat in pain. How. Whats your secret-

•easily attaches to employees. QoH is just "social butterfly" and wont leave you alone without chatting and doing some stuff together

•(if that will ever happen) finds herself struggling when she has to fight her sisters. Because they are still her sisters... But they are evil... But they..

•will eventually fight them, but it wont end well for her either way. QoH will be depressed regardless if she wins or looses

•if LC allows some activites like watching a movie with Abnormality as part of the Attachment work, then she will enjoy anime or any other movie with "brave heroes risking their lives to save the world" <wich is mostly all :v>

•memes included. Keeping yourself happy is a hard job as well

•Facinated with Little Red Hooded Mercenary since she is the closest to look like her sisters when they were younger. She is human, with good fighting skills (still cant win against Meat Lantern), while not talkative, still can open up

•dont threaten her sisters or QoH will shove her staff into your throat. I warned you

•actually loves toys. Soft, squishy toys to cuddle. Yesh. Bring her like 30 of these. Thanks