#that is a sentance

[fishgills]

the 5g mcdonald’s DS waves attacking jirachi

[0ffisially0ll0]

its time to drink water

[1001galaxygal]

Raise your Hand if you want to do transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison 🖐️

[calicoscurse]

What do you mean The Rusty Quill social medias posted eye emojis, on their patreon posted a code that translates to "statement remains", 2 codes that havent been able to be translated found in "MAG - Goodbye for Now", and that both Complete Collection and The Web mag playlists on their youtube have been updated as of today with no visible new videos (implying they are Unlisted for now)

[horror-aesthete]

Van Helsing, 2004, dir. Stephen Sommers

[senatortedcruz]

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

mfw I realized abed genuinely thinks he’s never been messed with before troy messes with him in 1x05, even though anyone who can remotely relate to abed socially can confidently say that there’s No Way he’s never been messed with before, and he probably just never realized it was happening (because god knows that shit has happened to me and probably many of you before) and troy was the only one to ever clarify that he was just messing around, because while everyone before was doing it to get a cheap laugh, troy was doing it as a genuine attempt to show that he values their friendship, because in his experience that’s how friendships are forged and that is an acceptable way to bond with someone, but abed never had that experience, and their whole arc in that episode is a product of their vastly different grade school experiences and it makes for major miscommunications in how their friendship should be from here on out and and and and

[noah-be-silly]

Your honour they are SO stupid-

[webslingingslasher]

(i can’t find the post but this is about trouble getting into a fight at the frat and peter kicking the girl out)

i think especially if trouble was drunk all the adrenaline turns into a fight with peter over ‘why the fuck did you have your hands on her?? why were you holding her like that??’

and it takes peter and probably the rest of the boys a WHILE to calm her down

yes and she's on level 3000 because she's so riled up from what happened she turns it all on peter and he's got his hands raised up like he isn't a threat in the slightest.

trouble: your hands were all over her! why the fuck were you touching her like that?

peter: i was trying to get her away from you.

trouble: by wrapping your arms around her? really?

peter: please don't be mad at me, i didn't want you getting hurt and i wasn't going to leave you undefended.

trouble: so you just fucking groped her instead. nice.

peter: i was holding her waist! there was no groping!

trouble: holding her waist? who's fucking waist are you supposed to hold, peter?

peter: .... yours.

trouble: exactly! and guess who you weren't holding?

and this goes on for ten minutes 😭😭😭

[kirisakishidou05]

Amane approaches Shidou's cell. He should be asleep at this time, right? So it's more likely that Yuno or Mahiru is watching Fuuta, and they'll let her talk to him, right?

She slowly opens the door. The cell is empty except for-

"Kirisaki Shidou..."

...She has no defense for this.

( @amane-order-of-attack )

"Good morning to you too, Amane-"

His reaction is one of shock and worry, when he turns around. For one, she seems much, much worse for wear than she already was. For two, and more importantly... That eye patch was not there previously.

...surely it wasn't Yuzuriha? The trial wasn't over yet, there's no way any of them could harm each other...

"Amane- what happened..?"

[flufallo]

Edwin: Charles, how much longer will you be?

Charles, poking through a mirror: about 5 minutes. Can you wait?

Edwin: IVE DONE MY WAITING

Charles: here we go

Edwin: 70 YEARS OF IT

Charles: *sigh*

Edwin: IN HELL

Crystal, from behind Charles: regret letting him watch prisoner of azkaban yet?

[lostryu]

Apparently i wasnt suffering enough so now there is a weird pansexual whose started working here

[euph0r1ac]

powerwash that man!

[toylandtours]

happy birthday anniversary, GIGGLES ! wanted to scribble something down for the day with my creature…

[fellatitledthemf]

No one, pjo fandom since december:

"Not everyone who looks like a hero is a hero and not everyone who looks like a monster is a monster" "Not everyone who looks like a hero is a hero and not everyone who looks like a monster is a monster" "Not everyone wh-"

[kazbiter]

this email and the fact he was writing him literal poetry. like this is not really an email it is not really a letter it is almost entirely a piece of poetry that alex writes about the way that he loves him. the way he loves henry. henry with the great passion for queer poetry. henry who dreams of the anthology he didn't know he would get the chance to write yet. hello.