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mashirabar · 11 months

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a mi me gustaría ver a los siempre tan serios lasombra con un disfraz!

¡uf! estoy muy de acuerdo. bueno, a ver, estuvimos comentando y llegamos a algunas conclusiones... si esto sale de aquí, lo dijo cualquiera de mis compañeres pero no yo, advierto:

a nuestra binna... como jennifer check, de jennifer's body, ¿no lo crees? se lleva con las vástagos de un modo muy parecido. muy peligrosa y sexy al mismo tiempo. cumple los requisitos. además, apostaría mis vitaes de emergencia que ella disfrutaría jugar con hombres.

mortisse como morticia addams, porque, ¿por qué no? su nombre combina. además, ¿no te parece que morticia tiene un encanto peligroso igual que nuestra mortisse? muy personal, por supuesto, pero el negro le combina con su caracter. grita peligro, ¿no es así?

aunque nos duela perder de vista la bonita cara de sergei, foreman le vendría muy bien. ¿además no anda con unos ánimos un poco extraños? le ayudamos a que le sea fácil perderse en la multitud.

mira... aurora no nos dará el privilegio de convertirla en nuestra princesa, ¿pero qué tal una noche? entonces, recomendamos para ella a la princesa aurora. ¿no se vería preciosa en un vestido rosa? ¿con rosas en sus manos? bueno... le encargamos a quien quiera que le regale alguna.

¡sayuri nos dio trabajo! pasamos por muchas opciones: blanca nieves, miku, ¡incluso un ser mitológico! pero nos decidimos por la huérfana. su rostro serio y el lenguaje cortante que parece traer consigo a todos lados, es muy parecido a cuando este personaje mostraba su verdadero carácter, ¿no? ah~ amaría verla con coletas.

nuestro isaac se lleva absolutamente todos los votos para ser aladdin. ¿no lo apreciarías? ¿con un turbante y un alfombra con la promesa de que te puede hacer volar por los cielos? ups. suena muy bien, si me preguntas. además, puede incluir a un genio en una botella.

nuestra querida nara es eris, de sinbad. son su sombra siempre tan presente, da unos aires muy parecidos. no son el mismo estilo, pero puedo ver muy bien a nara con su cabello peinado sobre su hombro y un vestido de ese tono morado. ¿o me lo vas a negar? no, no, es que se verá muy bien.

junwon... ah, junwon, saca suspiros cada vez. estuvimos pensando en algo solitario, como los lobos, pero nos preguntamos qué tan a gusto se sentiría siendo de otra especie así que no, no, lo descartamos. en cambio, dijimos: policía. un vástago en uniforme es otra cosa. y estoy seguro en que más de algune le va a pedir que se le lleve detenido. ¿eres voluntarie?

kovit se llevó la decisión unánime de edward scissorhands. un poco de maquillaje por aquí, un poco de maquillaje por allá, y las cicatrices romperán muchos corazones y sacará muchos suspiros, ¿no lo crees? además, sus manos pueden ayudarle a escoger a quién no quiere hacerle daño. ¿sabes qué pasó con sus pretendientes? aun tenemos esos sucesos de las primeras reuniones.

nuestra preciosa leuksna combina completamente con maléfica. por favor, no te quedes en el trasfondo. solo imagínala con los labios muy rojos, cuernos en su cabeza y una mirada altiva de no te metas con ella... uf, estupendo. de paso movemos el piso de les vástagos que te estén interesades en ella para decirles que es difícil llegarle.

ryun como medusa... ¡no me mires así! tenemos fantasías como cualquiera. además, ¿me vas a negar que no sería interesante? su sombre usada alrededor de su cabello, infundiendo miedo y curiosidad al mismo tiempo. ¿que no es lo que sucede con él? a su alrededor parecen querer conocerlo pero temiendo lo que se puedan encontrar. ¡já! ¡sí le viene!

nuestra preciosa sunmi se llevó los votos de gogo de kill bill. ¿o no lo crees? solo imagínala con esas armas, amenazando a cualquiera que pueda mirarle mal. no le vamos a pedir que se corte su cabello, no, no, pero ¿qué tal una coleta? o siempre puede ser una peluca, que no me haga caso.

y por último, pero no menos importante: junho. aquí nos costó no por falta de ideas, sino por muchas. la cuestión es que... no queríamos comentarle un disfraz sin considerar a su... ¿pretendiente? ¿amante? estoy un poco perdido en el término de la relación entre él y luka. ¡así que! coincidimos en incluirlo también. ¿qué tal junho como catnoir y a luka como ladybug? ¿estoy pasando límites? nah~ se verán fenomenales. ¿mi argumento? trajes de látex.

#g: haetae.#vástago: binna.#vástago: mortisse.#vástago: sergei.#vástago: aurora.#vástago: sayuri.#vástago: isaac.#vástago: nara.#vástago: junwon.#vástago: kovit.#vástago: leuksna.#vástago: ryun.#vástago: junho.#vástago: luka.#vástago: sunmi.

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the-goth-catte · 1 year

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|†| VALKYRIE NIGHTCLUB |†| 09.06.2023

Dead Can Dance - The Host of Seraphim Mind.In.A.Box - I Love 64 Fairlight Children - Before You Came Along Apoptygma Berzerk - Unicorn (Fairlight Children Mix) MSI - On It (A23 Mix) Front Line Assembly - Killing Grounds 3TEETH - You Spin Me Round Revolting Cocks - Me So Horny Crosses - Goodbye Horses Panzer AG - Machine Gun GoGo Sisters of Mercy - First and Last and Always Echo & The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon The Bolshoi - Away Peter Murphy - Deep Ocean, Vast Sea Siouxsie and the Banshees - Cities in Dust Love & Rockets - So Alive Black Nail Cabaret - No Gold Suicide Commando - Comatose Delusion (Overdose V3.0) Pixel Grip - ALPHAPUSSY William Control - Revelator Ayria - In Your Room SITD - Snuff Machinery (Club Mix) Apoptygma Berzerk - Backdraft (Sarpsborg Synth) Ego Likeness - Sirens and Satellites (Cultural Tourist Mix) Corlyx - My Body Is Wrong Revolting Cocks - Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? Rein - Dystopia Project Pitchfork - Acid Ocean The Cure - Fascination Street Front Line Assembly - Rock Me Amadeus Cryogen Second - Thirty Eight Talk To Her - Ibisco Type O Negative - Be My Druidess Sisters of Mercy - Ribbons Skinny Puppy - Worlock(Ed) Apoptygma Berzerk - Kathy’s Song (Ferry Corsten’s Mix) Bruderschaft - Forever (Grendel’s EssenZ Remix) La Scaltra - The Spell Diva Destruction - Enslaved Talk To Her - Zodiac

#valkyrie #setlist #8 bit witch

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yinses · 4 years

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| you told yourself that you would do anything for satoru |

gojo satoru x reader

rating: 18+

a/n: i have an obsession i know. i’m working on it

it was to a soft tickling at the inside of your thighs that welcomed you into the next day. a soft sigh broke through your yawn as you shifted and twisted against the desires tugging at your veins.

somewhere in your mind, you registered that it was much too early.

but of course your body disagreed tenfold.

“ngh…” an equally tired chuckle vibrates against you and you jumped at the touch of a thumb brushing against your outer lips.

“the was a cute sound,” the voice purred. your hips lifted once more in reaction before they were assisted into submission by the firm weight of a forearm along your pelvis.

the sounds of your slick sliding against his tongue were as equally loud as it was lewd. there was no art to the madness, just a series of flicks and heavy suction.

your fingers clenched at the sheets, wrinkling the integrity as your chest heaved with every moan. in terms of wake up calls, the impending shrill of your alarm easily took last place.

“you are always such a sight to wake up to. thought i’d return the favor.”

and return it he did.

the insertion of a finger freed up the opportunity for his voice to waft around the room again. the rhythm was as languid as his lazy drawl as he bent a joint and raked the nail against your inner walls.

“i also might need a favor.”

the pinch of your brow came before the comprehension of his words. gojo was always a talker- a stronger contender as a firm charmer that managed to weave his way through society. as his position as ‘the chosen one’, his power spoke volumes.

with you- he leaned on alternative methods.

“fuck-toru… you bastard.”

you choked over the inclusion of a second finger, barely swallowing your words as you struggled to rock into them.

“that’s not very nice of you. to think i woke up so early to treat you this morning.

your boyfriend took the opportunity to curl both fingers this time, smirking when you all but managed to successful buck him off as you keened under his ministrations.

“it’s nothing big.” turquoise eyes, tinged with lust, met yours as he rose his head. the blanket fell off his shoulders, revealing more pale skin. “i just need a bit of a substitute today.”

substitute? as in substitute teacher? he had to be joking.

unlike gojo, after graduation you had more than willingly left behind the stuffy atmosphere of education. as a sorcerer, you never did stop learning. the always evolving curses not letting you hang too far off your game.

but to return to the classroom to put those young students through everything you hated in your youth?

no orgasm was worth that.

you disguised your grimace under the pretense of displeasure as he withdrew his hand all together. he tsked at your impatience, using the same hand as a crude form of lube as he fisted his growing cock.

“it will be easy. these classes are even smaller than ours were.”

it was difficult to voice a complaint when he was doing just the opposite and sliding into you. your back arched as he filled you to the hilt with little difficulty.

he experimented with a shallow thrust, a grin pulling at his lips when you responded positively. the pace he set was slower than either of you were use to on a regular basis, but it fit the mood of morning sex.

his forehead touched yours as he drew back for another long thrust. “shit-squeezing me so early. what a good girl.”

you whimpered when his hips met yours with more force than the last. “think of how excited they’ll be to have a new face. such a sexy one at that.”

your body slid along the mattress each time he buried himself within you. you didn’t want to admit that he was getting to you. not even his all seeing gaze needed to retell the obvious. his plan was flawless and in short you were too much of a simp for the man.

so you just accepted the early morning distraction, taking direct pleasure in the way it unraveled the tangle of sleep.

you clenched your inner muscles helpfully and your boyfriend groaned in appreciation as he chased both of your releases with new vigor. the twitching and shakiness began with you as the pace picked up. your climax tumbled out of you with a sharp gasp as your boyfriend filled the space with a grunt.

the two of you took a minute to regain your before he eventually pulled out and you pointedly ignored the stickiness as you relaxed your legs to give him the room to pull away. he didnt stray too far, white locks tickling your nose as he leaned in close again.

“i have more in store for you tonight as a thank you.”

with a huff, you pressed your palm against his cheek before his lips could chase yours.

“fine, fine. i’ll babysit your class. you better be on some super important mission.”

gojo made a pleased sound, somewhere stuck between a hum and a warm rumble as he nuzzled the side of your neck and pressed his lips there instead.

“super important. thanks babe.”

you don’t know why you agreed to this.

leaning back against the desk, you returned the silent gesture as the three first-years scrutinized your presence. aside from megumi, the other two were new faces for you. but your boyfriend’s knack for storytelling painted the picture in the absence of words.

nobara was obvious. the sole girl of the unit.

poor girl.

she seemed to share your sentiment of wanting to be anywhere else but here.

“so you’re dating sensei?”

you brought your arms closer to your chest as your shoulders rose with the action.

was that … judgement?

“i’m so sorry.”

it was the sincerity that scared you the most.

“oh wow, wow, wow. sensei’s really got it all. “

sukuna’s vessel was impossible to miss as any seasoned sorcerer. despite the boy’s positive demeanor, he reeked of the malevolent residue. yet in a way he made it work, there was nothing really about him that didn’t come off as approachable.

he had something to gain gojo’s infatuation. there was no doubt in your mind that he would use this boy to help him dismantle the systematic hierarchy of the sitting elders.

you just had to wonder.

was the kid his main tool or the curse?

“i can’t believe you actually agreed to this.”

ah, megumi.

the boy liked to express his love for distance, but the years swallowed up so much of it as you watched him grow. your boyfriend was a lot of things but you couldn’t deny the influence he had on the young sorcerer.

the boy who seemed to disdain the attention knew it too.

now that everyone had their turn to speak, you supposed it was your turn.

“he was very convincing,” you offered lowly before picking up the volume. “let’s not pretend you’re actually going to learn anything from me. im just a sit in until satoru gets back from his mission.”

megumi’s scoff shouldn’t have come as a surprise. gojo’s name was rarely spoken without it’s accompaniment.

“what makes you think he’s not off sightseeing?”

because killing gojo was impossible but you would happily tire yourself exploring your options.

your smile was tight as you gestured to the door,” lets kick the morning off with some practice matches. the second years are always eager.”

settled comfortably against the bleachers observing as your temporary students got their asses handed to them, you came to the conclusion that being a teacher couldn’t be too bad. perhaps in the future you might be more willing to offer your services with out your boyfriend’s extra persuasion.

speaking of gojo, you wondered how his mission was going. you never actually questioned his agenda.

you didn’t expect to wait long as the dial tone started up. outside of battle and life or death situations, gojo rarely ignored your calls. he knew in the thick of it you could protect yourself, but he preferred to keep himself available to your needs.

the sounds of mixed commotion greeted you before his voice did.

“toru … it sounds busy. where are you?”

gojo’s answering laugh should have been the first warning. to some it may have come off as eased but you could hear the way he forced it in to deflect.

“sweetheart, how are classes going? i hope they’re not giving you too much trouble.”

trouble seemed to be the opposite of what he was dealing with. there were a lot of people holding their own conversations in the background, all of them too casual to be in danger. in fact, there were too many in general to place him on a battlefield.

what exactly were you substituting for?

“order #217 for… gogo-san?”

the loud cluck of your tongue against the roof of your mouth was suddenly powerful enough to drown out the clamor.

gojo satoru prided himself on standing resilient to all threats. it was how he maintained his position as the strongest. he was sought out for his efficiency and ability to overcome all adversaries.

even against the most fearsome.

“honey, do i ever have a treat for you! today was a single-day special at my favorite bakery. you should have seen the lines. it's a good thing i got here so early!”

there were a lot of things you would do for satoru gojo.

and even more that you would do to him when you got home.

#gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #Jujutsu Kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo sins

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mst3kproject · 4 years

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Mars Needs Women

This is one of the B-movies that a lot of people have heard of, although I’m not sure how many have actually seen it. It was written, produced, and directed by Larry “They Just Didn’t Care” Buchanan and stars Tommy Kirk from Catalina Caper and Village of the Giants. Happy belated birthday to Mr. Kirk, who just turned seventy-nine in December of 2020. That’s not a bad score for a guy who’s done as many drugs as he has.

The planet Mars is suffering from a genetic problem – their chromosomes are so degraded that one hundred males are born for every one female! Clearly this is not conducive to the survival of the species, so a group of Martians have come to Earth seeking another solution: they want five female volunteers to return to Mars with them and find out if our genes are compatible! The army brass (all male, obviously) dismiss the idea out of hand, but the Martians cannot afford to fail. They will have their way with the Earth Women, with or without the Earth Men’s permission.

We all know that Larry Buchanan couldn’t come up with an idea of his own, so naturally this is a remake of sorts. Mars Needs Women was inspired by Tommy Kirk’s previous movie Pajama Party, which doesn’t sound like an alien invasion flick, but is. In it, Kirk plays a Martian named Gogo (yes, really), who comes to Earth as an invasion scout but decides not to take over the planet because he falls in love with Annette Funicello. Mars Needs Women dispenses with the teen hijinks angle in an attempt to be a straight-up sci-fi thriller, and fails miserably.

We get the normal Larry Buchanan types of suck, such as crummy lighting, appallingly awful day-for-night, a washed-out, colourless print, and copious stock footage. There’s a long bit where the air force tries to attack the Martian ship and fails, which is entirely stock footage intercut with men in uniforms staring at something next to the camera. We don’t see the flying saucer itself even once during this sequence, although they do have a model of it that shows up elsewhere and is almost definitely the best effect in the whole movie. Not a high bar, of course, but seeing as they actually appear to have spent money on this miniature, you’d think it’d get more screen time.

The Martians themselves dress like a sort of noir version of the Chicken Men of Krankor. Their costumes are black wetsuits decorated with duct tape and silver paint, with stupid antennae on the sides of their heads. It amuses me that the first thing they do after acquiring some ‘Earth apparel’ is complain about how dumb neckties are. There’s a mention about how they’ve been trained in ‘Earth slang’, which seems to have happened just so the movie would have no possible sources of humour. When I think about Attack of the The Eye Creatures, I’m kind of grateful that Mars Needs Women never tries to be funny, but it leaves the whole film relentlessly monotone.

The acting is pretty crummy, even from the main characters. Yvonne Craig (Batgirl – no, not one of them, the actual Batgirl) does her best with the material but the lines she’s given are such technobabble bullshit there are very few people who could deliver them with any conviction. Almost everybody else is bland at best. The women scream and faint, and the military guys tense their jaws and glare. The only decent acting moment actually goes to Tommy Kirk as he describes the conditions on Mars, the dying planet. His tone barely changes, and yet you can sense his nostalgia and regret.

Do I even need to ask if this movie objectifies women? Well, yes, actually, I do, and you’ll see why in a minute. The answer is a resounding yes and a good bit of run time is spent doing exactly that. Before the opening credits we see three blondes abducted in broad daylight, dematerialized by the simple means of stopping the camera, removing the actress, and starting it up again. One of these hapless victims is taken from the shower. We later learn that the beam-ups failed somehow, which I assume means the women died, but that’s apparently not worth more than a throwaway line.

Once the five Martians arrive on Earth, they disperse to go hunting for suitable subjects. The first one goes directly to a strip bar, perhaps on the assumption that the employees will not be married (he’d be amazed). We then watch the stripper dance at great length, cutting back to it repeatedly in between other threads of the storyline, which suggests that the Martian sat there for hours staring at her before making his move. He seems to have been the least choosy of the five, simply taking the first woman he gets a boner for. The others are a bit more discerning.

None more so than the leader, Fellow One (the Martians are Fellows One through Five, which did save the writers from having to come up with ‘alien names’ that sound like synthetic fabrics). He decides on Craig’s character, Dr. Marjorie Bolen, an expert in ‘space medicine’ and ‘space genetics’ (this may be 60’s for astrobiology). Her skills seem to be just what the Martians need. This character is treated terribly by the movie and almost everybody in it. A news reporter commenting on Dr. Bolen’s arrival describes her as a stunning brunette who found it hard to hide her charm behind her horn-rimmed spectacles, and only then moves on to her qualifications. She gives a news conference titled Sex and Outer Space, and the reporters who are supposed to be interviewing her have a laugh about the good time the kidnapped women will supposedly be having on Mars. The prop department can’t even bother to spell her name right – it’s written as ‘Majorie’ on a sign even though the r is clearly audible when people say it out loud.

In contrast to this, Fellow One treats her with some degree of respect. Their conversations about science are mostly nonsense, but you can tell what the script is going for. They go on a couple of quick dates, one to a planetarium and one to a museum exhibit on human reproduction (yes, this is weird and icky), and while it is rushed, their little love story is actually important to the plot in ways besides Fellow One deciding to abandon the mission so he can bone her. The movie considers Dr. Bolen a sex object, but from the beginning Fellow One sees her as more than that.

This brings us, in a sideways kind of way, to the thing I find weirdly fascinating about Mars Needs Women: the alien invaders are curiously considerate. They steal a car, but they take one from airport parking on the assumption that the owner won’t need it for a while. They request unattached women, not wanting to break up any happy partnerships. And most of all, they ask for volunteers for abduction! This makes me wonder what would have happened if they’d broadcast their message to the entire world instead of one group of soldiers. Humans being the way we are, I’m sure there’re lots of people out there who’d fuck a couple of aliens if it meant a free trip to Mars (or move to Mars if it meant they got to fuck some aliens).

The female characters even seem designed to want a trip to space. Dr. Bolen might well have helped them willingly in exchange for this unparalleled chance to expand her research, and she does find it very sexy that Fellow One speaks to her as an equal. Yet somehow, the idea never even comes up. At the last minute, she becomes the helpless princess who must be saved from peril, and Fellow One simply tells her he loves her and asks her to flee. Why not invite her along as a guest instead of a captive? It’s got to be worth a try.

The others can be made to fit this pattern, too. The stripper? Maybe she’s sick of being gawked at like meat and would welcome the chance to be among people who will treat her like a queen. The flight attendant? She might feel like she’s been everywhere and seen everything – on Earth, at least. The artist? A whole new planet to inspire her! The homecoming queen? She’s a journalism major. What a scoop if she can report back to Earth about the culture and history of Mars! I want to see a remake of this movie in which the ladies really are volunteers, who must help the Martians outwit the military so they can start their new lives on another planet.

Sadly, this is not that movie, and its exploitative aspects stand rather awkwardly alongside the embryonic feminism embodied in Dr. Bolen, overwhelming it more often than not. I do want to give it maybe half a kudo, though, for at least acknowledging that women can have interests and ambitions. I guess the point of the ending is that Fellow One has realized they need to be allowed to pursue those instead of being forced to breed.

Mars Needs Women is probably Larry Buchanan’s best movie, which is a statement on the same level as saying that The Beast of Yucca Flats is Coleman Francis’ – by any reasonable standard it still really sucks. While it has many problems, I would say that the one that kills any entertainment value is how the narrative totally lacks the urgency the title implies. The ending should be a race to stop the Martians taking off with their prisoners, but no, it saunters instead. If there were only some tension in the film, it could have been the guilty pleasure you’d want from a movie called Mars Needs Women.

#mst3k #reviews #episodes that never were #mars needs women #larry buchanan just doesn’t care #60s

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knives-out20 · 4 years

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TiO - Bobby & The Buddies

Fandom: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019)

Pairing: Bobby Brightside (OC) x Cliff Booth, StarBeep, DeepSpace,

Warnings: This is normal procedure now, Swearing, Faggotry, Gay shit idk, Homosexual tendencies, Another weird dark joke,

Notes: a ha ha...enjoy. Song used is TiO by Zayn. Dolly is an OC that belongs to my buddy, Dio.

Dedicated To: @mori-ohs

Bobby practically put his lips against his mic, crooning into it. “I can taste it on your mouth, and I can’t leave it. You’re a freak like me- can’t you see? We can work this something out, and I’m believin’...You get off on me, it’s like cheating” he shrugged, pulling away to let Deep take control of the song he mainly wrote himself- Bobby helped with the sound of it, but the lyrics were all him.

“I, I, I, I just want to watch you when you take it off” Deep purred, eyes falling softly closed. His fingers strummed against his guitar as he saw fit, just like how he planned. “Take off all your makeup, baby, take it off-”

Bobby and Beep caught each other glanced over at Ace. “You know?” Bobby mouthed to him.

“You do too?” Beep mouthed back.

“Did I not yell ‘hypocrite’ the other day?”

“Take off all your clothes, and watch you take it off~”

“Fair” Beep mouthed, shrugging.

Bobby, Deep, and Beep sang “take if off, take it off, baby, just take it off” twice, Deep controlling the next verse.

“Push me up against the wall, don’t take it easy” Deep grabbed his mic stand, shaking his head. “You like it hard like me...it’s what you need” he scoffed, smirk just about noticeable.

“Nice song?” Peep asked, appearing by Ace.

“Let’s get naked and explore, our inner secrets. For what it is,”

Ace crossed his arms, looking down at him. “Surprising coming from you- doesn’t your brother singing like that make you uncomfortable?”

“It’s what it is.”

“I mean, duh” Peep playfully rolled his eyes. “But, you gotta suck it up. You’re in a band with family, can’t get in the way of the fact that you’re in a band, full stop.”

Ace nodded in agreement.

Peep looked up at him, wondering if he truly was unaware that the song’s main element was the fact that Deep wrote it about him.

Deep repeated the chorus, Damien taking on the next line.

AKA, “Take it off, take it off, baby just take it off.”

Bobby carried on with “take it off, take it off, just-”

“Take it off, take it off, baby just take it off- take it off, baby just take it off” Deep sang, a hint of genuine pleading in his voice. His eyes were still closed, who knows what was happening behind his eyelids?

“Ow!” Bobby exclaimed, the Buddies giggling all around him.

“He always do that?” Gene asked, appearing beside Peep.

Peep jumped, holding Ace’s arm as if he was gonna protect her.

Ace grinned.

“Uh- yea. Either to make us laugh, or if it’s part of a- of a suggestive song- like this one. It’s kinda his thing, y’know?”

Gene looked her up and down, nodding and walking off.

“God.” Peep sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “Sorry, Ace.”

“No worries, Peep” Ace pat her head.

Deep straightened out his fingers, trailing them slowly up his microphone stand in a suggestive manner. “I just can’t wait, to see it all- I’m so turned on.”

“And it’s all mine” Bobby purred.

“I just can’t wait, to see it all- I’m so turned on” Deep riffed ‘on’, Peep, Bobby, and Beep catching Ace’s impressed expression from behind his excessive makeup.

Deep delivered the final chorus, the other men of the Buddies taking on vocalizations, echoes, and backing vocals. He panted silently when he finished, hearing Frankie tap his drumstick together in applaud.

Ace joined in, with actual applaud. “Sick shit, Deep!” He called.

Deep chuckled, turning to look over his shoulder. “Ah, thanks” he nodded, the attention from the others slowly leaking off of him and onto other things. “Hey, Ace, wanna hear something?”

“You know it” Ace grinned, pointing at Deep with both pointer fingers. He walked towards Deep, towering over the man because of his platformed boots.

“I went to the store to buy some condoms. When I went to the checkout, the lady asked me, do I need a paper bag? I said ‘no, I’ll just turn out the lights.’“

Ace exploded in hyena-like laughter, some of the Buddies laughing along because they overheard. He doubled over, grabbing Deep’s shoulder to help him keep steady.

Deep looked at Ace’s hand on his shoulder, blushing lightly. Slowly, he put his hand over Ace’s to ‘keep it from slipping’, if he were to get asked why.

Ace put his other hand on Deep’s other shoulder, pushing on them to help him stand back up. “Wow, man- wow,” he panted, dumbed down to a fit of giggles. “You ‘n’ your siblings really know your shit, huh? Joke-making and lyric-writing...what more could anyone want?”

Deep got his hopes up with that, eyes going slightly wide. “Wow, I mean- I dunno. Charisma? Looks? Good in the sack?”

Ace shrugged. “If you can make someone laugh, there’s a chance that’ll be all you need.”

Deep felt his hopes reach as high up as the heavens. “Y’think so?”

“I know so. Hey, you should tell that to your brother. He tryin’ so hard to get to Starchild? Crack a joke or two, funny is sexy.”

Deep nodded obediently, “yea, sure, I’ll tell ‘im.”

“Good boy” Ace purred, patting Deep’s head and walking away.

Deep watched, same as always. Blue eyes trailing from the broad shoulders of Ace’s silly spaceman outfit, to dangerously loitering around his narrow waist.

“Snap out of it” Maria scoffed, shoving Deep.

Deep rolled his eyes. He turned around, seeing Beep talking to Starchild a way’s away from the stage.

“How’s your lil’ crushy-dushy going?” Bobby giggled, chin on Deep’s shoulder.

“‘Crushy-dushy’?”

Bobby platonically kissed Deep’s cheek. “Uh-huh, and ‘crushy-bushy’ for Beep. I need a name as stupid as the idea that you two fell for a couple of our employers. Why can’t you be more like your sister-”

“Like I haven’t heard that enough in my life-”

“Shut up,” Bobby snickered, dragging out the ‘u’ in ‘up’. “Anyways, Derek, why can’t Benji and you be more like her, and simply be scared shitless of Gene, leaving him for Dolly to take care of?”

Deep scoffed. “Rats, my bad for falling for people using the feelings I can’t fuckin’ control. Whatever shall I do?” He dramatically apologized.

Bobby kissed his teeth, playing with the tassels on his jacket. “Steal a pair of my gogo boots-”

“You have more than one?”

“You don’t?” Bobby jokingly shot back. “Steal a pair and be closer to Ace’s height. Simple.”

“Then what?”

“Well, start playin’ this new single and start feelin’ and touchin’ and kissin’ and-”

“Okay, okay, I don’t need to hear what a usual night between you and Cliff is like” Deep teased.

“Oh, fuck you.”

“No thank you.”

“I’d shove you but clearly, I’m not the one you want pushing you against walls, eh?”

“...Touche.”

“Push me up against the wall” Bobby crooned as he turned around, smiling as he watched Ace talk to Peter. “Ace’s my favourite, but don’t tell the others that I said that. You made a good choice. Now you just gotta catch it.”

“I know that.”

Bobby turned Deep to face him. “I believe in ya, Deep. Honestly. I believe in you ‘n’ Beep almost as much as I believe in Cliff ‘n’ me. Cliff ‘n’ me, we’re eternal. I believe in us more than anyone and anything in the universe. You understand, don’t cha?”

Deep nodded. “Yea, I do. Each time I see that ring he got for ya, I do.”

Bobby waved his left hand in front of Deep’s face, remembering their first conversation about it.

Bobby hopped into the the seat behind the passenger seat of Frankie’s car. ”Onward, ho!” He exclaimed, his buddies hollering along as they drove down the street. ”What’s on the plate today, prostitutes?”

Penelope, aka Peep, leaned back in the passenger seat. ”We’re hitting the roads today, doing whatever in between, and ending it off on some good ol’ cliff jumping. Kapeesh?”

Bobby nodded obediently. ”Vague, exciting. Very fresh.” He counted heads, “where’s Maria?”

Benji, aka Beep, sucked his teeth. ”On a date. Some guy named, uh, Jim? James? Heck if I know” he shrugged.

Derek, aka Deep, sat between Beep and Bobby. ”Speaking of dates, I heard someone finally tamed the wild and chaotic Bobby D. Brightside~” he teased, nudging Bobby.

“No, no, no. Someone finally tamed Cliff goddamn Booth, that’s the feat” Beep corrected. ”The dude’s a unit, and you’re telling me he popped a nice ‘n’ shiny ring for for a scrawny motherfucker from Baltimore?”

Bobby smiled sweetly, blushing at the mere thought of Cliff..

“Aw, rats- we lost Bobby. Hey! Earth to Bobby!” Deep called, nudging him.

“Eh?”

“You were gone for a second. Got a Cliff-induced smile.”

“That happens, y’know that. You got an Ace-induced grin yourself. Like how Beep’s got a Starchild-smile.”

“Well...You’re right, but Jesus, you didn’t have to say it.”

Bobby laughed. “I know y’both mean well, I do. Just...tread lightly, alright? Love in the world of rock ‘n’ roll can prove to be dangerous at times, no matter the people involved” he sucked his teeth. “And trust me, people can do some...weird shit, for love” Bobby winced. “I happen know from experience” he added, remembering the adrenaline rush he got from the night he strangled Billie Booth, in that fateful alleyway, on the fateful night that he got away with her murder.

And to this day, not a single person knows he killed her. No one. Not Cliff, Rick, the Buddies, KISS, MJ, Dolly, Soup, Emil, Floyd, Bruce, no one. And it’s gonna stay that way.

“Don’t- Don’t fall into that weird, scary pit. Okay? Same goes for Beep” Bobby asked, pointing over at Beep and waving at him.

Deep arched a brow, but decided not to ask any questions.

Bobby hasn’t been very secretive about his past, so anything he hasn’t told the Buddies, Deep assumed it must be something too personal.

Deep understands that. He nodded. “Got it, Bobster.”

Bobby smiled, patting Deep’s cheek. “Atta boy, Deep.”

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Doujinshi Credits Page

Hi guys, @yyhcuties did the amazing work of finding credits for many of the Doujinshi that had been floating around the internet. Links are dead to the guides and downloads that are posted under these sites, but here’s a list of at least a few of the groups who did the scans and translations back in the day. When I have time I’ll go back and add the credits to individual posts, but for now, to get this out quickly, here’s the list under the cut.

https://yuyu-doujin.livejournal.com/47726.html

https://www.mangaupdates.com/releases.html?search=yu+yu+hakusho&act=archive&page=1&orderby=date&asc=asc

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Dream Crime

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - A Space Closed in Secrecy

1-2

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Hiyaku 1 - Seperation

Aestheticism

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Paradise

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Costume Play

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Purification

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Date

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Snow Drop

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Romantic

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - White Memories

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - The Secret Minamino Fanclub

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Hiei & Kurama's Love Coloring Book

Makai-Nights

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - It must be love

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - You Brute

Doujinshi Snow

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - You Brute

b-Jin vs Yuusuke

Doujinshi Snow

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Getting Used to It

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Argument

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - With me

1-With me

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - With me

2-Catch

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Crystal Nights - Snow is Made of Pure Things Only

Arigatomina

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Declaration of Youth

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Shuuichi-kun's Doctor

YYH Manga Translation Project

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Pigeon's Blood

Cathi'on

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Opium

Arigatomina & B-chan

Unknown

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Amatou

YYH Manga Translation Project

12/31/03

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Hiyaku 2 - Conviction

Parts 1-4

Nakama

06/14/05

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Angel's Bite

Makai-Nights

03/12/06

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Hourglass

Nakama

09/16/07

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Hiyaku 3 - The Farthest Limits of Love

Parts 1-3 (end)

Nakama

12/22/07Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Lonely Butterfly1Arigatomina

12/30/07Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Hana Ga SumiArigatomina

01/26/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Calling

Arigatomina

01/26/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - A Friend's Value

yuyu_doujin

01/29/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Inyoku

Arigatomina

01/29/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Jin x Toya Special

Arigatomina

01/29/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Toki no Hana

Arigatomina

02/10/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Hisoka

Nakama

02/14/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - La Vie en Rose

Arigatomina

05/04/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - With me

3-Kingyo

Arigatomina

05/22/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Psycho

Arigatomina & Sir Psycho Sexy

08/18/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - La Vie en rose

3-Wednesday Moon

Arigatomina

08/28/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Sickness

Boxer and Rice & Arigatomina

12/25/08

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Alphard

Arigatomina

03/05/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - P0rn0graphy

Arigatomina & B-chan

Date

Title

Vol

Chp

Groups

03/23/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Don't Touch This

Part A

Arigatomina

03/31/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Kiss Me, Kill Me

Part A

Sir Psycho Sexy & Kohaku Hoshi

03/31/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Kiss Me, Kill Me

Part B (end)

Sir Psycho Sexy & Kohaku Hoshi

05/09/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Howling

1-One Night Stand

Arigatomina

05/11/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Don't Touch This

Part B

Arigatomina

06/05/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Daydream

Doujinshi Snow

06/23/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - SM28

Part 1

Stier421 & Ayuki & Cicada

07/07/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Dune

Arigatomina & B-chan

08/15/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - San

1-2

Boxer and Rice & Arigatomina

09/06/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - SM28

Parts 2-3

Stier421 & Ayuki & Cicada

09/06/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Hide and Seek

Stier421 & Ayuki & Cicada

11/07/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Fragrance of Innocence

Arigatomina & Sellie

11/27/09

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Goodbye Is the Beginning of the Future

Arigatomina

02/06/10

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Don't Touch This

1v2

Arigatomina

02/06/10

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Don't Touch This

2-6

Arigatomina

02/23/10

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Love Quest

Arigatomina & Amadriade

03/17/10

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Love Quest

Arigatomina & Amadriade

06/08/10

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Shogun

Sobdasha

09/02/10

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Ankoku Datenshi

Greynonentity & Sir Psycho Sexy

11/01/10

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - SM28

Part 4 (end)

Stier421 & Ayuki & Cicada

12/20/10

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Beryl

Arigatomina

02/13/11

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Suisou no Naka no Sakana

Arigatomina

06/30/11

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Humiliate Me More Darlin'

Blue! & Arigatomina

08/27/11

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Suisou no Naka no Sakana

Arigatomina

10/05/11

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Harenochi Pikan!

Arigatomina

11/04/11

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Suisou no Naka no Sakana

Arigatomina

08/12/12

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Forest of Solitude

Arigatomina

08/19/12

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Love Quest

Arigatomina

08/21/12

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Hiei's Revenge

Arigatomina

09/04/12

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Jealousy

Arigatomina

09/08/12

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - I Love You with a Tail

Arigatomina

09/20/12

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Love Phantom

Part 1

Arigatomina

09/26/12

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Love Me Tender

Arigatomina

10/15/13

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Nerves Dulled by the Cold Night

Arigatomina

12/22/13

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Love Phantom

Part 2

Arigatomina

01/01/14

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Joy

Arigatomina

02/14/14

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Flame and Aqua

Arigatomina

05/05/14

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Yumegatari

Arigatomina

05/31/14

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Yumegatari

Arigatomina

09/20/14

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Overture

Arigatomina

01/01/15

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - To the Girl in the Snow

Arigatomina

06/04/15

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Yuuwaku no Mirai

Arigatomina

07/26/15

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - NAIYB'SSONGS

SaHa

05/21/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Self Control

Arigatomina

07/04/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Rain Noise

Arigatomina

08/06/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Yuhaku + Boyfriend

Urameshi Yusuke

Arigatomina

11/04/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - La Vie en Rose

Arigatomina

11/24/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Building Within a Dream

Arigatomina

12/04/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Soul Flight

Snow Walk 2

Arigatomina

12/10/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Spirits Dance

Snowy Night

Arigatomina

12/11/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Yuhaku + Boyfriend

Kuwabara Kazuma

Arigatomina

12/25/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Living Inside the Shell

Happy Happy Christmas

Arigatomina

12/25/16

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Living Inside the Shell

Cake War

Arigatomina

09/12/18

Yu Yu Hakusho dj - Psycho

Neptise Scans

https://yuyu-doujin.livejournal.com/48278.html

This file, copied from the YYH Manga Translation Project site, contains three documents which (1) will explain every japanese word/sfx & character used in the doujinshis, (2) provide a rating system and (3) a short review for each doujinshi they've done. I'll paste the short review for One-shots and rating according to it. --------------------------- Author: A-PAA Rating: R Pairing: KuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: - Info: These scanse are raw and they're not complete. They were up at the site which was known as Yaoi Shrine but unfortunately went down due to some issues. The art looks similiar to Maya Kaoruko, A-PAA is probably her circle's name. Confession Egoiste One-Zero Samsara --------------------------- Author: Anayu Rating: PG (funny) Pairing: None Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: The legendary redheads face off. It's in Chinese but there's a translation included Kurama vs. Kenshin --------------------------- Author: Akemi Rating: PG Pairing: KarasuxKuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: - Info: It's in Portuguese so if anyone can translate it into English, I'd be forever grateful. Title unknown --------------------------- Author: Hashiba Shinobu Rating: PG (funny, playful) Pairing: KuramaxYuusuke in "Idiot parent" Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: - Ordinary people Idiot parent --------------------------- Author: Kido Wataru Rating: PG (playful) Pairing: KuwabaraxYuusuke Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: Kuwa and Yuusuke argue over sentimentality in this character piece. Tokyo Love Specialist --------------------------- Author: Kobayashi Sato Rating: R Pairing: YuusukexKurama Scans & Trans: ? Info: Supposedly part 2, I don't own part 1. Let me hear words of love 2 --------------------------- Author: Maririn Rating: PG (sweet, poetic) Pairing: KuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: Kurama and Hiei are the only ones awake on a rainy night, and Kurama's in a mood to reminisce. Rain --------------------------- Author: MIG21SP Rating: PG (funny) Pairing: KuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: ? Info: - Don't let Hiei leave the house --------------------------- Author: Mikoyan Nakajyo & Gurevich Kurihara Rating: PG Pairing: KuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: Fluff Fox and Bunny How to spend Christmas --------------------------- Author: Mizukane Ryo Rating: R Pairing: HieixKurama Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: - Silent Call --------------------------- Author: Moriyama Yumi Rating: R Pairing: KoenmaxKurama Scans & Trans: ? Info: - Shuuichi-kun's doctor --------------------------- Author: Narushima Yuri Rating: R Pairing: Younger ToguroxYuusuke in "Crazy cloud" & KuramaxYuusuke in "Pigeon's blood" Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project & Translated treasure Info: - Crazy cloud Masochism beast Pigeon's blood --------------------------- Author: Pepper Vivio Rating: R Pairing: HieixKurama Scans & Trans: - Info: This file is raw Title unknown --------------------------- Author: Sagawa Kano Rating: PG (playful) Pairing: KuramaxHieixBui Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: We knew it was a mistake for Hiei to leave Bui alive. Hiei vs. Bui --------------------------- Author: Saiha Midori Rating: PG (playful, funny) Pairing: KuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: ? Info: - Master of sex --------------------------- Author: Susumu Kizaki Rating: R (angsty, poetic, spicy) Pairing: KuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: Kurama wants to bind Hiei forever--with love or hate. More dear than I can say --------------------------- Author: TIDE Rating: R Pairing: KuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: ? Info: - Breathless --------------------------- Author: Toba Iori Rating: PG (funny) Pairing: KuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: - Kurokichi's family stories The jagan master's boredom --------------------------- Author: Tokugawa Ranko Rating: PG Pairing: KuramaxKoenma Scans & Trans: ? Info: - Cicada shell --------------------------- Author: Unknown Rating: R Pairing: KuwabaraxYuusuke Scans & Trans: ? Info: I'm not sure if the translation is correct or if it's just a re-interpretation of the story. It's kind of strange, read it and you'll know what I mean. Tsuhatsugai --------------------------- Author: Yutaka Miyabi Rating: R Pairing: KuramaxHiei Scans & Trans: ? Info: - Lustful Heart What do you want --------------------------- Author: Unknown Rating: R Pairing: YuusukexKurama Scans & Trans:Translated treasure Info: - Muzukashi soko ni umi ga atta --------------------------- Author: Touru Azumi Rating: PG Pairing: Various Scans & Trans: YYH Manga Translation Project Info: I zipped all of Touru Azumi's works into one folder since they're all short stories. Touru Azumi collection

https://yuyu-doujin.livejournal.com/48117.html

#doujinshi #cd #credits #credits page #doujinshi credits

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I can't with Im Dork (clapping with his feet and that fall looked like his clumsy butt fell for real- no acting) followed by sexy Wang Kong (did he have to stick his butt out like that? the answer is yes, to kill me off). What do I do with them?

Tbh when I was watching Jackson climbing that stage prop and sticking his butt out all I could think about was him being a stripper or Gogo dancer 😔😔😔😔😔😔 my boy really out here with a butt like that 😔😔😔😔😔

#replies #Anonymous

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baldysims · 6 years

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Strange Legacy 3.2

“Hey bro, how was college? Still have all your skills maxed?”

“Oh, Di, it was amazing! You wouldn’t believ--”

“Hang on, I just realized it’s the middle of the day and I somehow failed to get in my coffin and am about to die from sunlight exposure yet again. Hold that thought.”

“But--!”

“We’ll talk about skilling laterrrrrrr! Hissssssss!”

Third generation heir Fornax has returned to the legacy lot and been reunited with his parents and older-but-perpetually-teenaged sister, Diadem. The main household got played a bit while the rest of the kids were at college so I could troubleshoot the whole teen vampire thing with fewer distractions.

It turns out teen vamps are hard, but not that bad when you build them a garage full of snapdragons and give them a fancy sports car to shield them from the sun’s harsh rays on their way to and from school... at least when certain other people aren’t hogging the coffin. *coughCASSIEcough*

Yep, Cassie’s back home too. Why? Well, I wanted a platinum grilled cheese grave for the lot, but I also really didn’t feel like making another Sim eat 200 sandwiches. Sue me.

It’ll be nice to have an extra set of hands around to raise generation 4, though, especially since I’m sure I’ll be pretty distracted a lot of the time with keeping Di alive... in a manner of speaking.

Generation 4 will be here very soon, since Fornax took less than a day to fulfill his lifelong (or at least last-two-years-of-college-long) dream of becoming a rock star. Not bad for a former nerd who never even made out with a girl until after he’d already graduated.

Fornax’s wedding to Danni, the sexy heroic firefighter of his dreams, was thoughtfully held at night so that all members of the Strange family could attend, both living and dead.

Unfortunately this included some family members who probably shouldn’t have been invited, like Uncle Alpheratz.

Ever a man of class, he couldn’t even wait until the reception was over to start trash talking the groom. It’s extra gross when you realize that the woman he’s talking to is his daughter Cursa, who you might remember along with her sister Bellatrix as the tearful, brokenhearted children from the last family wedding Alpheratz ruined.

What have Bells and Cursa been up to since we saw them last, anyway?

Well, Bellatrix married the love of her life, Tybalt Capulet, and became a business tycoon in the family company. She’s angling to get her son, Lucius, named the heir to the Capulet fortune, but I doubt that’ll happen given how matriarchal the Capulets are. Still, she tries. I guess you can take the girl out of the patriarchy, but you can’t take the patriarchy out of the girl.

Cursa moved into Capulet Manor alongside her sister, and immediately began a scandalous May-December romance with Tybalt’s grandfather, Consort. No one in the family has told Betelgeuse about their affair, and for good reason. Bete was raised to believe every Sim in the family must abide by the Strict Family Values and True Love handicaps, regardless of whether they were raised in the main household or not. The knowledge would only hurt him, and clearly, he’s happy in his blissful ignorance.

Bete also doesn’t know that his youngest daughter, Electra, is also keeping certain aspects of her life as a spare a secret from him.

Sure, she locked down a True Love in her college years and married him as soon as humanly possible, just like her parents always dreamed, but given that she and Freddy are a couple of video game-obsessed slackers who can barely put down the handhelds to feed themselves, much less raise a child, I decided to let them embrace the wonders of modern birth control.

And so it seems that Betelgeuse and Angeline’s only grandchildren will be through Fornax and Danni. Speaking of whom, let’s get back to their wedding; I think we’ve gone on more than enough spare-related tangents for one chapter.

Danni Strange, former last name unknown, is a knowledge Sim and former firefighter who is truly, madly, deeply in love with her dork of a husband. She saved his life back in college and the sparks, so to speak, were instant.

Danni’s very well liked by the rest of the Stranges. Cassie used to be the sole holdout, but now that Danni is officially part of the family, she seems to have come around.

It’s shaping up to be a very wholesome generation.

Danni got pregnant right away, and spent the majority of her pregnancy working on maximizing all her skills. She’ll need them, because I want to get the collection point for having all the career rewards this generation.

Danni was game, and dedicated herself so thoroughly to this task that she even gave birth with her skilling hat on.

Little Gomeisa here turned out to be a girl, which gave Betelgeuse a little anxiety. He himself took four tries to have a boy with his wife Angeline, and they ended up cutting it pretty close age-wise. He doesn’t want that stress for his own son, so he urges his son to try for more grandchildren as soon as possible.

Fortunately, that’s not a problem for Fornax and Danni. Their chemistry is through the roof and they basically go at it like rabbits constantly, so it wasn’t long before Danni gave birth to another girl, Hamal.

This did not relieve Betelgeuse’s concerns.

“Son, you realize that only boys can inherit the legacy heirship, right? You have to have at least one, and really, two is best.”

“You think I don’t know that, dad?”

“Of course not, Fornax, but I want to talk you through some of the implications. The only way it’s mathematically possible for you to have an heir and a spare is to have at least two more children.”

“So? That’s fine. I mean, sure, I’m not a Family Sim like you or grandpa, but I’m permaplat and Danni’s definitely up for it.“

“The problem, son, is that there are already seven people in this house. Di can’t move out until your mother and I die, which we’re nowhere close to, and Cassie can’t leave or we lose the grilled cheese grave. Essentially, you’ve only got one more chance to get a boy... and I hope you’ll agree that we should maximize it.”

That’s right, it’s cheesecake time! Betelgeuse himself was a cheesecake twin, so of course he’s aware of this classic legacy strategy.

I actually hate having twins, especially during the toddler years, but Betelgeuse is right -- it only makes sense to double the chance of getting an heir before it’s too late.

And so Danni went through a third, much more difficult pregnancy, while the rest of the household worked as hard as they could on various miscellaneous legacy milestones.

Cassie spent a lot of time tediously job-hopping for various career rewards, and also painted the next generation of Strange family portraits. She herself won’t have an official portrait as a spare, but I thought it would be nice to let her memorialize herself for posterity with a grilled cheese masterpiece.

Betelgeuse finished his memoirs, as demanded by the Storyteller handicap.

He also spent some genie wishes bulking up the family fortune. The Stranges don’t really need money for money’s sake, since they’re already swimming in filthy lucre, but in order to get maximum points they'll need $3,000,000 by generation nine, so every simoleon counts.

Diadem earned all of her point-based scholarships as well as an impossible want point by maximizing her skills. Now that she’s free most nights, she spends a lot of time acting as her nieces’ night nanny.

“Glowing skill milk for Gomeisa! Hissssssssss!“

Unfortunately, I realized too late that I made a big mistake by maximizing Di’s skills as quickly as I did. She’s knowledge, so now that she doesn’t have anything left to learn, the only real big-ticket wants she can satisfy are being scared by ghosts... and ours aren’t exactly cooperative.

“Grandma, scare me! Bleh!”

Grandma Sharon would never, Di. She’s too nice. Sorry. You’ll have to wait for Grandpa Zaniah... and for some reason the only time he ever came out to haunt was to scare your mother during her last pregnancy. Jerk.

Di also tends to get lured by the siren call of the career reward collection, which I foolishly stored out of sight in the backyard. Pretty much every morning I lose track of her until I realize from her red icon that she’s been roasting in the sun.

“You can’t blame me for wanting to live on the edge! It’s what teenagers do! And I’ve been a teenager for decades now.”

Yeah, fair enough.

Finally, the twins come along... and it’s two more statistically improbable girls, Ilkil and Jishui. I was so upset by this revelation that I completely failed to take a decent birth photo. I mean... ugh. The house is as full as full gets, but no one can really go anywhere until either the girls grow up and go to college, or I decide to kill Betelgeuse or Angeline. I really don’t want to have to deal with annoying non-Old Age ghosts this early in the legacy... so that means I’m stuck raising four girls while Fornax and Danni’s adult lifespans get shorter and shorter, unable to be lengthened even by Elixir of Life due to yet more legacy handicaps.

That’s right, little spare, grow up! Grow up in your pajamas with no party and no cake. With all 4+ of you little monsters running around, it’s not like birthdays are going to be anything special around here.

It goes without saying that the whole house is basically living off of cheesecake right now. Betelgeuse made a lot. Just in case.

The sole exception to cheesecake for dinner is when the headmaster comes over for lobster, but even then, Angeline objects.

“Fornax, you don’t need to go to such lengths. Just let me fix BJ a few drinks! We go way back, you know.”

I was pretty sure that was the booze talking, but then this happened:

Well, I’ll be damned! I guess booze really does beat out a home cooked meal. I’ll keep that in mind for my next dinner party.

“Aunt Di, why do me and Hamal have to go to private school and study so hard just to start college early? That sounds boring.”

“Gogo, I’m going to lay some truth on you. Private school is the best thing in life. I mean that, literally. The only joy I get in life anymore is from the occasional report card that barely keeps me out of aspiration failure. Hissssssss!”

Yeah, I think Diadem might be depressed.

To cheer her up, I sent her on a date -- the good, expensive kind, not the Aunt Electra “Just take my $25 so I can get a memory token” kind. The matchmaker conjured up Adam, a store clerk who’s been selling the Stranges clothing and groceries since the dawn of the legacy.

Diadem couldn’t get enough of him. He seemed genuinely fascinated by her stories of being abducted by aliens back before getting vamped, and for once in her life since maximizing her skills, Di felt... passion.

Of course, love in a knowledge Sim vampire tends to express itself in a rather, um, aggressive way, and, well... I just couldn’t resist the aspiration bonus.

Sorry, Adam. I'll try not to burn you to a crisp when the Stranges visit community lots during the day from now on.

After claiming him as a creature of the night, Di claimed her first kiss, just as the sun came up. Away with you into your coffins! Bleh!

Oh, Angeline. Booze for dinner with the headmaster, and now booze first thing in the morning? I get that you picked up certain habits from your mother in law, but did you have to pull Fornax in on the day drinking? He’s been so functional up til now!

“I resent that. I day drink purely out of my own free will, just like you would if you knew you’d be changing diapers until retirement age.”

Sigh... fair enough.

In other news, Cassie continues to pursue various careers in search of all 20+ career rewards. Most of the time I just nab them from the newspaper so she automatically grabs them, but sometimes I let her go all the way to the top.

Something about the sweet mad scientist robot hand just seems right for her, you know?

Anyway, we’re about halfway there as far as the career rewards go. I decided I was sick of them cluttering up my view of the lawn (the Stranges are trashy for sure, but like, rich trashy, not furniture-on-the-lawn trashy), not to mention almost killing Di every morning, so I resolved to spruce the place up with a mausoleum/career reward storage facility. And a greenhouse, because hey, why not go for that extra Seasons point?

We already have most of the fish thanks to Angeline, which is the hard part, so really all that’s left is the wishing well and a few juices. Might as well, right?

“Grandma, why can’t you play red hands with me?”

“Well, Hamal, you’ve got to be a good girl and study for when you become a teenager. And I’ve got to spend all day fishing so that I can get red and pass out on the lawn over and over!”

And so she did! Here, have an ugly photo of the upstairs hall proving that Angeline nabbed us every kind of fish.

And not a moment too soon, because as soon as the first leaves began to show on the crops in the greenhouse, Angeline received a ghostly final visitor.

R.I.P. Angeline Strange, former cute teen downtownie, wife and mother of four, Sim City General Chief of Staff and lifelong alcoholic. You were many things, but most of all fun to play, and I’ll miss you.

Poor Bete. Family Sims take the death of a spouse extra hard, so I was expecting this, but it’s still sad. Especially when his morbid vampire daughter discusses it so bluntly over a game of pool that very night.

I don’t mean to imply that Di didn’t care about her mother’s death. She did, of course! She was probably even closer to Angeline than Betelgeuse was. But Knowledge Sims show it in a different way.

And so Angeline was laid to rest in the upper floor of the mausoleum, where Sharon was already haunting in welcome. Hopefully she’ll have some company soon.

Life went on for the rest of the family, with Betelgeuse still hellbent on getting a grandson out of Danni and Fornax.

Yeah, yeah, she already promised to have more kids once you’re dead, Bete! Give it a (final) rest already!

“Aunt Cassie, do I have to die to get a brother too?”

“No, Gogo, of course not. You’ll just go to college, that’s all. We’re not killing anyone on purpose in this legacy until at least generation 7.”

I’m sure Gomeisa was very comforted to hear that.

In protest, she rolled Romance on her teen birthday, but just like Cassie last generation, I don’t think it suits her.

She is ridiculously uninterested in all the men she meets.

She’d much rather hang out with her younger sisters, especially Hamal, who’s about to join her in teenhood.

Now, I’m not a total monster, of course I let Gomeisa have a first kiss before I sent her off to college. The last thing I want is to force Fornax’s children to relive his grisly fate as an inexperienced child in college. Plus the wishing well we got from joining the garden club makes it so easy, how could I not?

Hmm, Loren Teens, not bad, not bad. Technically he’s part of yet another matriarchal Maxis family, the Tricous, but the Tricou matriarchs are all dead and Loren is ultimately just a descendant of one of the men who married in, so I don’t think Betelgeuse would necessarily object.

Especially since it’s finally his deathday.

R.I.P. Betelgeuse Strange. You did everything you could to continue your father’s legacy, even when you probably shouldn’t have, but I respect the effort. I hope you have fun whaling on Alpheratz in the afterlife.

With Betelgeuse finally dead and gone, Fornax and Danni were free to try for babies #5 and #6. Yes, I’m doubling up again, and if I get two more girls, I’m going to scream. I’m not even sure Danni will be young enough to carry another pregnancy if that happens. But hey, at least this picture of them cuddling under the stars is cute. I like to think they’re planning their babies’ names when they do this, since everyone in the family is named after either a star or a constellation.

Just like big sis Gomeisa, Hamal rolled Romance on her birthday and summoned a Tricou kid, this time Loren’s brother Tiave, from the wishing well for her first kiss. The girls in this family really seem to enjoy flirting with matriarchy.

Right after Hamal hit him and quit him, Zaniah popped out to scare her. I don’t think the old hypocrite approves of his great-granddaughters rolling Romance or dating Tricous.

With Gomeisa and Hamal’s first kisses obtained and generation two finally laid to rest, Diadem was able to nab her last scholarship and get shipped off to college with her nieces. I’m sure they’ll have a blast there while I head back to the home lot and pray to Wright for an heir who STILL hasn’t been born and (hopefully) play him all the way to teendom and young adulthood. Sigh.

Legacy Scoring:

Legacy: 3 Money: 2 Family friends: 38x.25 = 9.25 Impossible wants: 9 (Alph 20L, Sharon 30F, Zaniah 7Sk, Angeline 7Sk, Fornax 7Sk, Cassiopeia 200S, Electra 50FD, Diadem 7Sk) Platinum graves: 4 (Family, Popularity, Fortune) Ghosts: 1 (Old Age) Business: 4 Seasons: 2 Free Time: 4.5 (Games: Zaniah, Betelgeuse, Alpheratz, Electra, Fornax, Cassiopeia, Angeline) Collections: 1 (25 Elixirs) Master: 2 (Social Bunnies Need Love Too, Child Prodigy - Fornax, ) Handicaps: 0 Overflow: Penalties: -1 (bills) Total: 38.85

#sims 2 #sims 2 legacy #strange legacy #strange legacy generation 2 #strange legacy generation 3 #strange legacy generation 4

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he's just a soft bean and I found myself wishing he could just let go and *be* sexy, like do it my king go hard with the face expression with the movements kill us all... but that's not how he feels it I guess and I have to accept that. still sad he didn't go for the ponytail/bun 😅 either way, he's perfection, nothing else to add. ah we wished we could experience a concert live sometime in our lives because by the time they go with so what, the music made us so hype it was so fun even if it wasn't live so imagine actually being there... their oldies songs are true BTS and gosh they are so good (I don't care for the old songs of the first half of the concert they lacked the 🔥 BTS was known for in their first years) idol anpaman gogo, you could see they like this songs maybe because they were more involved in the sentiment of the lyrics and stuff. shock of the day: melody wise I like Butter. this was my first time listening to their english songs and I like Butter, more even if I pretend I don't hear the lyrics lol but these songs aren't BTS, there's no way around that. is just sth else. it was raining so hard! poor karmys were freezing. all in all, is such an experience I hope I can see them sometime in the next 2-3 yrs my friend & I r seriously considering traveling to a near country if they come round here. my general feeling is that they have done this for so long so much they know every little thing that works, the eyebrow raise, the lip biting the best profile the playing together the "we are 7 brothers" part and all that. Professional Idols. kinda missing the urgency to prove their worth they had in the past, the hunger. But still, they do give a show better than most. fanservice I didn't see any so more proof that shippers r delulus seeing things were there is none :D wishing a great concert for them and karmys tomorrow, and more Jin always ;) (2/2)

2..

Thank you for sharing. It was honestly interesting to read.

I think the boys could have been tired. It's challenging to perform in an adverse weather and still put on a show.

For me live, it's: hobi - jin - jm/Jk.

Ps Jin is indeed a cutie pie. I think he enjoys himself the most when he's acting cute and doing funny events

#review

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eternal-bangtan · 4 years

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it's me! ahh y r u so cute? uwu stronger than hobi's i swear THANK YOU💗 i had so much fun, got to watch it live thanks to kind ami who wanted to spread the love & stream it 💜 thanks to u i endup taking both sunday&monday off, thank goddess cause i'm still trying to recover from yoongles undercut😩 tho recovery won't happen, i know it won't! it was life altering-i will forever have my life separated to the days before seeing yoongi rap ugh w\ jeans + undercut and after. tbh i'm ok w\ that! wby?

HDJDHDDJDJD 🥺💓💓💓 HHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH OH MY GOD THIS IS SO RELATABLE and !!!!! im so happy that u enjoyed it and had fun 🥺!!!!! 💓💖💞💕💗💝💘 AND LMAO FR life before and after im feeling it on spiritual level 😩✊ my jaw really went down there till the earh core all of them looked so 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵 oof where do i start? joon? 99% legs? sexy ass hair? and sexy ass himself ?? that flowery tshirt? THAT ALL BLACK LOOK? THAT MOMENT WITH PETALS ???? jin oh my god finally some dangling earrings and his hair ?!!?????? and HIS FACE ????!!! IDK HE LOOKS EVEN MORE HANDSOME ??? AND THAT MOMENT IN GOGO USISJSDJDJ?! AND BDJDJSSJDJD THE SHIRT WITH CUT SHOULDERS 😭 YOONGI OH MY GOD YES THE UNDERCUT AND W A V Y HAIR AND HE JUST LOOKED SOSOSO FINE AND THEIR RESPECT STAGE??? ABSOLUTELY LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT ??? AND I LOVE THOSE AESTHETICS SO MUCH TOO AND ALL THOSE LOOKS HE HAD EXCUSE ME AND WE HE STARTED RAPPING UGH OUT OF NOWHERE????? that was a slap oh boi hobi 🥺🥺🥺🥺 the way im jsut ‘oh this is my lil warm sunshine *teary eyes*’ AND HIS HAIR TOO AND THAT BACLK JACKETD DHSSJDHDDIBDK AND HOW HE WAS SOSO COMFORTING AND OMGGGGGGG THAT LOOK AT THE END IN GREENISH TSHIRT AND THAT NECKLACE THAT REMINDED ME OF CHOKER and his bracelets 🥺 JIMINJJNNNNNNN HE SNAPPED OH MY GOD AND LOOKED LIKE AN ANGEL BUT LIKE A DEMON BUT LIKE THE MOST ETHEREAL CREATURE ITS REALLY ONE OF MY FAV LOOKS OF HIM (yes all those looks he had basically) I STILL CANT GET OVER THE FACT THAT ALL OF THAT HAPPENED AND THOSE RUDE MOMENTS DURING CHOREOSBDHSJDJDHCFJDJD AND THEN THAT LOOK AFTER CONCERT????? HOKSYRHEISHDJFFJ T A E H Y U N G HIS HAIRRRRRRRR JESUS CHRIST HIS EARRING THAT SHIRT AT THE END THEY FRIENDS STAGE AND JUST HIS BDE DURING THE WHOLE THING AND HOW HE WENT WITH RAPLINE WHEN UGH STARTED PLAYING AND HE WAS SO INTIMIDATINGBRSHSJSHS THAT KNE SCREENSHOT OF HIM I REBLOGGED IS STILL SOMEWHERE IN THE CENTRE OF MY BRAIN AND HOLY SHIT FINALLY JUNGKOOK OH GOD I WAS KILLED SO MANY TIMES THE LENGTH OF HIS HAIR A G A IN ALL THOSE LOOKS AG A I N AND THE DUALITY AGAIN AND OH I DIDNT MENTION JAMAIS VU HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE THEY PERFORMED IT THIS WAS SO MINIMALISTIC AND GENIUS AND THEIR VOICES !!!!!! and all the voices tbh 👉👈 AND THOSE PANTS WITH CHAINS AND SYSTEMS SHIRT NO WAIT ACTUALLY ALL THOSE PANTS WITH CHAINS IM SO THANKFUL THAT THEY R PERFORMING IN THEM 😭😭😭😭 SO YEH IM 🥺 also those cute moments of jk and all of them :( during the whole concert :( and all the stages :( and SHIT THE WAY I MISSED BLACK SWAN AND HOW SPRING DAY PROVED AGAIN WHY SHES A QUEEN and literally every performance 🥺 if im gonna write about everything i think uts gonna take me too much time chsudjdj stuff i just mentioned r pretty much highlights of the event but i really enjoyed everything 🥺 and cant keep the whole concert at the same time in my head and describe everything 😭 and previews of ugh and zero oclock!!!!! SHITTTTTTTTTTT and i realized once again how much happiness bangtan bring to me 🥺

#ask #every second of it was amazing #i really love them with my whole heart :(

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Captain America

Film Ho! Away we go, off on another adventure into the world of Marvel madness where anything can happen and there don’t seem to be any rules to govern it. This time I have a bag of M&Ms and a Kitkat gobble down (or up) while Captain American saves the day from probably another baddy or wrongen like in the other films.

I have to say that this isn’t one that I’ve been looking forward to. The idea of a superhero named after their nation of origin seems pretty shameless and I can’t think of any other nations that would allow it. Captain England? Sounds racist. Captain France? They never win anything. Captain China? Communism doesn’t really allow for special treatment of individuals. Captain Germany? I mean... maybe between 1933-1945 but not exactly the most popular character these days. Captain America though works because Americans really do believe that they’re the best; they’re hopelessly patriotic and to the point of international embarrassment, seemingly lacking the self awareness to understand why everyone else doesn’t behave the same way in regards to their own countries as they do about theirs. So when Captain America was released it made perfect sense... of course they have a superhero called Captain America, of course they do.

Nevertheless. This is the next one in the series so its the next one that I’m watching. I’ll keep as open a mind as I have for the others too, which is to say that I’ll be looking for every excuse to mock and discredit it.

Holy Mackerel! Is that a UFO? That’s obviously what we’re supposed to think from all that talk about weather balloons (alla Roswell)

I wonder if those guys volunteered to be the first ones down there, we didn’t see the discussion that went on before they were lowered down but I bet it wasn’t exactly anyone’s idea of a fun day out in the tundra.

I feel like they’re about to stumble upon a room filled with large slimy eggs and a bunch of corpses with massive holes in their chests.

Okay, flashback. Now we’re in norway during the second world war and some un-subtitled foreign language bits with Filtch from Harry Potter.

Oh no, its the Skulltopusses! They’re obviously not goodies are they, not with a logo like that.

Oh they’re Nazis...definitely baddies!

The priceless jewel of a norse god?

be a shame if something happened to it... whoopsie!

What? This kid! Face of a 40 year old, body like he’s 12. This must be CGI right? He’s like a fucking ventriloquist’s puppet!

There you go! You could be like Little Timmy!

It’s my fetish!

Oh shit, it’s the Stark Expo! List like in the Movies!

Is that Mr.Incredible? Didn’t realize they were Marvel

You’re going to hate the future of your country, they’re the worlds bullies now.

Oh yes, the ancients had use of this futuristic techno cube. That’s why they were so advanced! It has just been kept a secret from mainstream historians.

You mean its a metaphor for the Atom bomb?

A female drill Sargent in the 40s? Yep, just rewrite the past and pretend than nothing bad aver happened. Women have always been equal. See! She just knocked a man to the ground with her fists! You’ve had your token strong female now shut up and get back in the kitchen.

Better do some more talking about how great men are now, just in case that lost us any favor with our main demographic.

CHEATING - THE AMERICAN WAY

Even their female drill Sargent is dishing out sexist insults... I know it’s the 40s but we’ve already established that we’re not holding on to historically accurate social structures.

Alright then! You won me over. Let’s invest a ton of money and resources on the kid with a death wish.

Not another Incredible Hulk narrative! Didn’t you learn anything, that mess was a total flop.

Don’t worry kiddo, I’m an Alcoholic!

Oh, so that’s why she’s there... Seriously these films are horrendously transparent.

And nobody questions where all the uniformed military personnel who go into that antique shop every morning disappear to until 5pm?

He kind of looks like the lead singer of Franz Ferdinand crossed with a character from Golden Eye on N64 with big head mode turned on.

You’re not a scientist...

Quiet my dear, the men are working here. (classic Stark)

Oh! they cured him, now his head fits his body!

Shifty guy looking around the place, probably nothing to worry about.

He can run! Faster than a car!

He can rump! Over a fence!

Doesn’t need shoes, the serum was 20% hobbit blood.

No way, he’s got a freaking thunderbird! Good thing Captain American can swim faster than a thunderbird.

This guy has a near perfect Werner Herzog impression.

Double NAZIS!

HAHA, I hope that’s his actual outfit for the rest of the film. Propaganda man! They’re not subtle are they.

Haha, he’s like Link from Ocarina of Time when you only have the kids equipment; that tiny sword and deku shield.

I love how they’re pretending pageantry this is over the top. America is actually like this.. I’ve been! Also why did they spend all this time, money and science to beef up an amateur actor? There are loads of beefy actors right? Especially in the 40′s when people ate meat for breakfast!

Yup that’s all you are, a dancing monkey on a unicycle.

You should have been able to juggle American flags too.

Literally every film, somebody jumps out of a plane.

Why did he take that wooden shield with him? Isn’t it a bit of a give away that he’s an enemy? literally sticks out like a sore thumb. 10/10 for balls -1000 for common sense.

It’s WW2 but there’s laser guns because real war isn’t exciting enough for the kids of today.

BOOM! Yes, I was starting to get cold turkey since our last explosion.

Oof! Right in the face. That’s it guys, game over.

OH SHIT, That German dude, Agent smith with the Herzog impression just pulled of his whole entire face.

How does he smell?

Terrible.

All the thunderbirds! German engineering at its finest there.

EXPLOSION!

Obviously they’re not dead though. Can you imagine if they were just dead. The rest of the film is about Sargent Sex Appeal and Colonel Wrinkles... I mean I’d watch that.

In a way I’m a bit disappointed.

Such a fucking do-gooder.

What? Why are there so many airships over London? Was that ever a thing? I’m pretty sure it was a thing in Germany but in London too?

Cor blimey Guvnor!

Knew she was a love interest. You don’t pop up halfway through the film in a red dress like that and not snog the main character.

Ooo! Look who it is Margery Tyrell! Looking all kinds of 1940s sexy. She’s too sexy though, sexy like a female antagonist! I DON’T TRUST HER! She’ll make a Joffrey of him given half the chance!

U mad? apparently not worried about recoil at least.

That uniform is so dumb. It literally defeats the object of a uniform since everyone else is wearing something different. It made sense when he was dancing on stage since he was supposed to stand out and all the dancing girls matched him. There’s a reason why army uniforms are green too. They used to be red and blue and the solders were really easy to see and shoot from a distance. Is Captain American a bullet proof? No he isn’t because he needs his vibranium shield to protect him, that’s why they made him have one of those.

They had Ironman in the 40s too! Is there literally any time in history where there wasn’t some kind of Ironman. Increasingly Tony Stark is looking like a plagiarist wannabe.

Old redface looks like he’s made of playdough doesn’t he.

DOUBLE NAZI

Kill self. That’s a hard no from me. How is he expected to deal with the inevitable effects of PTSD after this is over?

Bike race!

GOGO GADGET WASHING LINE

GOGO GADGET FLAME THROWER EXHAUST

GOGO GADGET CANONS!

This guy is incredible at frisbee. Where did he go to college? I wonder what their ultimate team is called?

Fucking hipsters!

I’m still not sure how they went from the future cube to those blue vaporizing guns... I’m starting to doubt the credibility of the science in this film. Irritating because so far in the MCU its all been pretty reliable fact based drama, 99.9% verifiable peer reviewed science.

NO! he’s going to blow up the sea!?

Why would a kamikaze bomb plane bother with an ejection seat though?

They never do...

Oooh ‘ek!

So they’re not even going to have a little PG kiss with Sargent Sex Appeal? He really is the pansiest superhero yet. Even hulk managed to get a kiss.

Ohhhhh! So that’s what we were looking at in the opening scene!

Didn’t that cube melt through metal earlier? How is that robot thing able to grab it now?

I hope he’s shrunk again...

Awwh, that would’ve been funny.

WHAT!? He’s broken out of the matrix!

Also she didn’t age a day?

Nicky the patch! Sort him out will you!

Well you blew it. You’re going to have to settle for her granddaughter.

The real agenda here.

Okay let’s see the after credits thingy...

Oh its just an advert for the next film is it? That must have been exciting at the time but lets face it, we all knew it was coming.

THE END

That’s it for this one guys. I have to say I didn’t hate it. I think they’re getting better as they go but still some hilariously bad moments sprinkled throughout.

#Marvel MCU CaptainAmerica

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