#that trifecta...Mwah

[isforever]

finishing the trifecta..... hit the heart for a one liner from velvette!!!! multis specify muse mwah <3

[rodolfoparras]

Aleccc, the art-block, cramp, dysphoria trifecta of sadness just hit me and I’m not gonna be able to sleep because of fireworks (americuh 🦅🇺🇸‼️) and ughhhffkfgdhddh

In other news! I own a big ol fish now, his names cowboy

Oh sugar bee I’m so sorry :(( those aren’t the easiest things to deal with and I’m giving you the biggest hug in the world and hope it all passes soon🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 MWAH MWAH MWAH

And hello I absolutely love the name!! What type of fish is it?

[deadendwithapulse]

the absolute hilarity of the idea of steph and jeff acting like siblings no matter the iteration. fairmount!steph once chased fairmount!jeff with a knife. one iteration when the rest of the group was asleep jeff walked into stephs room for no reason and when she asked what was up he socked her in the shoulder. in one case she confided in him about her family’s death and he confided in her about his own. they’re normally alone for a long while in the candleverse so sometimes they just sit and talk about everything they loved and lost, and how close they were to winning. and they sit and joke and cry and laugh together as they plan on what to do next. in the latest iteration she bit him

[captains-price]

I’ve realized recently that some of the women who were apart of my bisexual awakening also correlate with men who were apart of my trans awakening and that they all seem to come from that early 2000’s experimental disney era

Like, Chel:

*comes on screen*

8 year old me: *resolutely staring anywhere on the screen BUT her, as I assumed all kids did*

Miguel and Tulio

ITS TOUGH TO BE A GOD(or a kid who wanted their flair and confidence)

Helga

She’s doing the same fucking pose as Chel, of course I was into her immediately

Milo

Just. Look at this fucking picture. It’s so wholesome and cute. wtf

Captain girlboss Amelia

You’re gonna try and tell me that you saw Captain Amelia Smollett, voiced by Emma Thompson, with her thigh high boots come literally flying into the scene as her introduction and didn’t fall a little bit in love??? Unrealistic

Jim

Disney really had me by the throat when they hit us with that trifecta of angst, his character design, and the classic Jim’s Theme. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

Nani

The motherly figure. The surfing. The realistic body proportion. She is simply *mwah*

David

Dude found out about the existence of aliens and accepted it in like, two minutes. Fire dancer and apparently not that great of one. Himbo through and through.

[pumpkinpie59]

Hi again!!

Here’s a question for you! If you had to pick, what would your top five episodes be from both the 1987 and 2012 series? 😃

Thanks again, and have a nice evening! 😁

hi!

this was kinda hard lol. i love so many episodes in both shows but here’s my answer right now:

1987

5. the big cufflink caper

this one was an immediate favorite. it’s fun, silly, and clever. each turtle has their time to shine. the plot is so ridiculous but i found myself intrigued by the steps taken to solve the mystery. it’s great

4. take me to your leader

i love the concept of the other 3 turtles trying to lead in leonardo’s absence. it really shows why leonardo is so needed in the team, while showing why the other turtles have other roles. raphael doesn’t want to lead but can ground the team and is most likely to see things as they are, donatello is competent beyond belief but doesn’t have the focus needed to be leader, and michelangelo has the kindness and talent to lead but is ultimately too short sighted. it’s leonardo’s drive and ambition and confidence that make him a good leader and him needing to find that again and see that his brothers need him is such an interesting premise, and the episode is great at the execution imo.

3. four musketurtles

leonardo gets hyperfixated on a book, bonks his head, and wakes up believing his is the main character. it’s just so funny and cam clarke’s british accent reminds me of liquid snake which i find hilarious. idk it’s just fun.

2. beware the lotus

lotus is my favorite character beside leonardo so of course this was gonna be on the top five lol. i love lotus and leonardo’s dynamic, and i just love lotus as a character. even if we don’t get to explore lotus’ character very much, the episode does a great job establishing lotus’ abilities: her combat prowess, her smarts, her wit, and even her self respect. and the fact that she can defeat shredder so easily … mwah i love it.

1. farewell lotus blossom

hehe now here’s the episode where we explore lotus’ character more. she’s insecure about not fitting in or having a family/clan. and the fact that she feels comfortable around leonardo enough to cry and laugh and tease like AHSKAHAK PLEASE I LOVE THEM. the whole onion scene is my favorite scene in the show. i just wish we could’ve seen how she dealt with her new life without the spirit within her. and more leolotus obviously. the one thing that bothers me about the episode is that shredder and his group don’t show up after chakahachi takes the role of villain. they just leave and we don’t see them for the rest of the episode lol.

some special mentions bc this show is great:

teenagers from dimension x

the maltese hamster

green with jealousy

raphael meets his match

donatello’s degree

leonardo versus tempestra

splinter vanishes

unidentified flying leonardo

turtles on the orient express

i’ve only seen the first 4 seasons and the europe side season tho so i’ll have more opinions once i finish it lol.

2012

5. the insecta trifecta

i think this episode explores raph’a trauma and fear really well, and it is by far the height of the later seasons (ngl i am a season 1 fan lol). i love raph’s interactions with splinter so much. it shows how much raph has grown since season 1, and splinter’s counsel reflects it. instead of teaching raph as an angry child, he teaching him as a struggling almost-adult. he’s patient and understanding with him, and raph is more respectful and is able to try and talk through his struggles more easily. i love it. also i have a horrible sense of humor and the ant french kiss scene sends me into hysterics every time lmao.

4. in dreams

hehe i’m a sucker for worst fears/nightmare type episodes. also the ANIMATION IS SO COOL IN THIS EPISODE??? AND CASEY SAVES THE DAY??? AND APRIL IS SO WORRIED ABOUT THEM THE ENTIRE TIME???? man i love it. i love most of the farmhouse arc but this one is so good x3

3. parasitica

i’m not even a mikey fan and i have a huge fear of insects, especially wasps. so i legit have no idea why i love this one as much as i do. but the plot is so … small? compared to the other episodes. a majority of it is just in the lair, and the turtles are the only characters other than the wasps. and it works so well. the story flows great and you feel the urgency of the situation. also mikey banging his head into the table so he doesn’t pass out is funny to me idk. also. ALL HAIL THE BEAN … why wasn’t april there tho? she was living with them during this time lol

2. monkey brains

this episode is the best donatello episode idc. not only is it the start of april and donnie becoming best friends (before then it was super awkward lol and april wasn’t quite used to him yet), but also it shows donnie’s flaws, strengths, and insecurities so clearly. i wish later episodes were this good at exploring his character. it’s like they hit his magnum opus way too early lmao and didn’t know where to go afterwards. he over-thinks. with fighting. with hanging out with april. and with his insecurities … doesn’t think april will just say yes to hanging out so he has to come up with an excuse of some sort … takes a lot of issue with the word “monstrosity” (thinks he’s a monster and doesn’t like to be reminded) … and i haven’t forgotten about april. this episode marks the first major glimpse of her powers. and when splinter first offers her training. LIKE IDK I JUST ADORE THIS EPISODE.

1. fungus humungous

is it wrong to have criticisms of my fav episode? xD i love leo’s fear, and april’s, and i do believe that donnie’s is appropriate (to some extent), but the others aren’t explored very well imo. and i wish mikey’s was the parasitica wasps instead of the stupid squirrelanoids smh. but i genuinely enjoy watching this episode on repeat lol. idk what to say rlly. it’s just interesting to me.

and some honorable mentions

i think his name is baxter stockman

never say xever

panic in the sewers

new girl in town

enemy of my enemy

karai’s vendetta

operation breakout

slash and destroy

the invasion

buried secrets

race with the demon

eyes of the chimera

the fourfold trap

the arena of carnage

the war for dimension x

mutant gangland (messy execution; fun premise)

tokka vs the world

when worlds collide

it’s easier for me to think about seasons as a whole rather than just episodes tho lol

season 1 is good from beginning to end. some episodes are better than others, but it all flows rlly well imo. also top tier comedic timing and i personally love the quick movements and quirky speaking animation.

season 2 has rlly good highs but boring lows? it does have the strength of flowing well tho. individual episodes aren’t easy for me to like (other than fungus humungous, slash and destroy, and the invasion), but there are good scenes throughout the season.

season 3 starts out super strong (with the exception of bigfoot episode and frog episode). i love the farmhouse arc so much. but then the rest of the season feels aimless and messy. i don’t rlly like the brain worm thing. they didn’t want karai to be a good guy yet so they drew out the villain karai thing way too long. i like the finale but there’s very little buildup.

season 4 should have been two seasons. the space arc is pretty fun, but a lot of the episodes had weird pacing and i wish there was more imo? like you have so many things you could do with a space arc but didn’t explore them. and then the last half was … meh. it could’ve been its own season to explore the arcs more. let april’s possession be more drawn out and a bigger issue, let don vizioso have more of an impact (especially for donnie), let splinter’s death be better written smh. also i hate the finale lmao

okay so … tbh i haven’t finished rewatching season 5 lmao. so i don’t remember lone rat and cubs, the usagi arc, the monster arc, the apocalypse arc, and the crossover arc very well. i’m rewatching the show with my sister tho so i’ll get there soon lol. but i really dislike the kavaxas arc?? it’s so useless imo?? why is tiger claw leading a cult?? and why are they resurrecting shredder when he already killed splinter which was his entire life goal?? and donnie had such a small murder problem THAT SHOULDVE HAD MORE IMPACT??? ugh. i like when worlds collide tho ajskahsk top tier. hehe ramona and apritello brain go brrr.

anyway sorry for my weird rant lol. thanks for the ask ^^

[heich0e]

I hope u don't mind me saying this becuz I mean it in the highest regard truly u r a legend <3

but your content, demxnscous and ohsatori are like the holy trifecta of being capable to make my pussy jump anytime its horny hours on your blogs! (u all are very talented, ty for ur service I appreciate it everyday!)

ya I just wanted to say thx to you and dem and Haley for being great writers and funny and unbelievably talented

(also sidenote, anytime I get high I do make it a mission to read polluted that shit is sinful in the best way possible u deserve to be given a pulitzer or booker award for that <3)

I have to finish an essay now bye bye kisses mwah

ahhh i love dem and haley!! and this is very sweet and i do not deserve to be among such distinguished company!! @demxnscous @ohsatori LOOK SOMEONE IS BEING NICE!!

thank you friend this is so sweet <3 good luck w your essay!!

[touyasdoll]

smooches for u mwah mwah

a trifecta of your namesake best boy in return <3 & a kiss bc you deserve it *mwah*

[hueningkai]

ive given meg and eri them so i might as well round out a trifecta: monsta x <3 for thee game

mwah mwah 🦊🧸🍋🍊🧡💛

ahkjskdsj I expected this :') it's only right 🧸💛🍋🍊🧡🦊

monsta x ( if I'm familiar ):

favourite member if I have one: I actually don't know a lot about mx as u know HOWEVER. I fricking love hyungwon. dudes a walking meme. constantly thinking about how my friend sent me memes of him despite not being a kpoppie it's sooo funny. where's that image ..... I lose my shit EVERY TIME . a predictable answer maybe but my god. but also I am rly drawn to kihyun idk there's smth about him .... I do have a monsta x tag aldshks (which has more in it than I remember adding when did I rb this stuff) and he pops up a lil ^_^ his smile is so cute ... as I write this something is clicking in my head

favourite song(s): I blanked like. have I even heard many songs. love killa is excellent. I rly liked that album actually but truthfully I don't think I've heard much else ??? so this is an open door to u giving me recs.

why I don't stan yet / if I want to: I've never rly seen like. proper variety content of them or anything rly so I guess they always slip under my radar. I've become more aware of them bc of you ajdskdj

question for veteran fans: aka u? actually who do you think WOULD be my bias. I trust ur judgment here.

[nebulaniggatry]

Wow that screenshot had everything… the Trifecta™ of biphobic, aphobic, and transphobic dogwhistles plus some AAVE thrown in while comparing the usage of queer to the n word. I’m almost impressed

them venting abt how much they hate me on their blog is mwah

[babblydrabbly]

HELLO MY LOVE it’ll probably take me a bit to come up with stuff but if you’re down for more headcanons would you like fluff, angst, or smut and for which joel character 👀

…unless you want all three ofc MWAH MWAH - 🦦

Ohohohoho!! How about some angsty headcanons for the trifecta? Rick/Stephen/Tak. I’ll leave the subject(s) up to you 🥴💕