#that's what im SAYIN dawg thank you!!!

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What's Luvvvv?

~ Chapter 5 ~

TW: Cussing and usage of the N word and flirting ofc :) and a lil bit of smut.

Written by ~ Me (with the support of my bsfs TJ, Andy, Krissy, Yuri, and kevo, thank you for believing in me when no one else did)

I glare at DeAndre and he just squirms from her grip and walks over to me and leans over to whisper at me, "DeShawns up to somethin and we both know it right?" I nod "Yep." he looks over at me with sadish eyes "You mad or sum ma?" I shake my head no and he walks to our class, holding my hand. He sits down next to me but as soon as class starts he holds his hand on my thigh. I look at him as if I'm sayin 'Boy if you don't stop.' but he only smirks and moves his hand farther. "ATTENTION CLASS! we gone need everyone to get a partner but this time im picking." She calls out my name. And just my luck my partner is Deshawn. And Deandre's partner is a girl named Shana, aka the girl who hugged him earlier. DeShawn is quiet during the whole thing then as soon as DeAndre leaves the classroom DeShawn walks really close to me, pinning me to the wall, and kisses me.

"What. The. Actual. Fuck?" Deandre says, shocked. I manage to pull away, on the verge of tears. Deandre walks up to DeShawn and pushes him. "Dawg do we have a goddamn problem?" Deshawn says pushing him back, "Yo ass goddamn right we have one." Deandre stops moving and Deshawn just says "Not my fault ya girl like my lips more than yours." and Deandre jus laughs "And its not my fauly YA girl liked me more than you. But oh. Now shes my girl." Deshawn punches him and they get into a fighting frenzy. Again.

"I got suspended for 3 days." i look at his messed up face and walk to the car with him. "Baby I'm sorry..." he opens the passenger of his car and lets me in. He drives us to his house and it smells like dior cologne. "Wanna go to my room?" I nod and he lays down, I lay down next to him and just rub his back, "You gone be ok?" he nods but then a smirk crosses his face. "I ain alright with him kissin ya though. Thats my job." after he says that he kisses me.

Until one kiss turns to two.

Then two kisses turn to three.

And now we jus makin out.

He rests his hand on the wasteband of my shorts. He unbuttons my shorts and slips his hand in my panties. I make a sound I thought I'd never make. "Mmhm. You like that baby? Hmm?" he sounds like hes teasing me and then his parents walk in. He quickly removes his hand and gets off of me, "Hey dad. Can we talk real quick?" his dad only glares at him and he walks out.

All I hear is yelling from his dad and a hard thud. He walks into the room as if he was crying. I hug him and he just cries in my arms. "I'm sorry baby." I keep kissing him all over the place and keep talking to him. "I'm so so so sorry..." He rests his head into my arm and he still cries a little "Can you stay over tonight? I don't wanna be here with my dad." I nod "of course." he kisses me all over my neck, "And maybe we can continue where we left off hm..?" I smile and kiss him back "Mmhm. Of course we can."

WILL THERE BE SMUT IN PART 6 YALL????

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🥮 UR CRUSH SOUNDS ENDEARING I GET ALL THE APPEAL! listen!!!! he’s hurt! he’s working through it and trying and possibly, he needs someone to carry the load….someone to hold his hand n tell him it’s okay to struggle through it!!! just a thought ;))

MY CRUSHES ARE SUCH OPPOSITES DAWG I CANT. the first is from Star Wars n….he’s a Lot https://youtu.be/l0Uj0MhuVcI i rlly just saw a man with a smooth voice who doesn’t yell n actually cares about his work n fell face first huh

n my second crush…is shang chi 😭 i don’t wanna say too much bc to idk if you’ve seen it but he’s very 😀😀😀😀😀 makin me lose my mind!!!!!! im rlly pending with the idea bc i have many marvel f/os but he keeps being so CUTE i despise him

YOU GET ME!!!!! 💗

yeah, he's havin' a bit of a hard time!!! but i can be there for him. :-) i can make him smile in the morning and hold him at night and maybe i won't FIX him but !!! i can be there while he fixes himself !!!!! and that is good to me. i like that. :-) 💗

I LOVE THAT YOU'RE CRUSHING ON OPPOSITES!!! THE DUALITY!!!!!

listen... if he can love his job that much then he can love YOU that much!!! if he can put that much energy into his work then he can put that much energy into YOU!!! we love that... and honestly!!! is there anything better than a man with a nice voice!!! thinkin' of him sayin' nice, loving things to you!!! NOT REALLY!!! SO I SUPPORT THIS!!!!!

AND I SUPPORT THE CRUSH ON SHANG CHI TOO!!! i have yet to see the movie (I WANT TO!!!) so i appreciate u being thoughtful abt that kind of thing but from what i DO know about him... absolutely love this for you. he seems SO cute and SO funny and like he'd be a RLLY GOOD BOYFRIEND and if u wanna make him one... Good For You!!!!!

I LOVE CRUSHES SO MUCH, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOURS WITH ME!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO LEARN MORE AS THINGS DEVELOP!!!!!

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Artemis Fowl trailer review because i watched it again and hhhh:

-im sad

-josh gad is the only person that accurately represents Mulch Diggums thank u for ur contribution

-the movie looks cool and, standalone, without people comparing it to the books? Its actually a kinda cool plot ig

-Arty Sr looks nice

-Kiddo playing Artemis honestly? He just looks Young but Artemis was like 12 in the books when he fucking Kidnapped Holly so does it really matter?

-Arty just doesn’t have the same vibes as Book!Artemis which is kinda funny. He feels more like ‘unwittingly but semi-knowingly what kind of shit he got into’ rather than ‘i’ve planned every catastrophe and course of action for the next three years dont make me do physical activity Butler Please I’m Begging You. Also dont make me call Foaly bc if you die I’ll murder everyone in this room’

-honestly I kinda like the Butler fam as standalone but im iffy on the whole ‘change the Minority to a Different Minority and call it good’ spec of it. Like,,, butler was already Eurasian right??? Like... im just sayin

-theres no kidnapping plot i think mainly because THEYRE CHILDREN but also like ig we keepin it pg13

-Movie!Butler himself seems like a cool character but he, again, doesn’t have the same vibes as Book!Butler. He seems more like ‘Leading artemis and helping make decisions with him’ rather than ‘I could beat up anyone within twenty feet but I’ve been training for this my entire life so I’m Extremely Calm and Composed. Plus Artemis is unnaturally Smart so i’ll follow his lead and help him when its in his best intrests/hes undecided. Eat your veggies please’

-why are they all british i was dead-certain that they were in ireland

-wheres juliet if they took her out i at least want to see her on tv in the background during a wrestling match please

-Holly,,,,,,,, what did they do to you

-I understand theres no kidnapping plot but,,,,,, child,,,,,

-again Movie!Holly has different vibes. More of a ‘yeah cool i’m a rookie officer and am now following along with whatever this kid says bc its the end of the world scenario’ rather than ‘I’m actually going to murder this fucking brat DONT YOU DARE DIE SO HELP ME I WILL PERSONALLY STAB SOMEONE TO MAKE SURE WE BOTH GET OUT YOU FUCKING TWAT FOALY YOU NERD HELP US’

-I’ve always wanted to learn how to pronounce ‘D’arrvit’ and if Movie!Root doesn’t say that im gonna cry

-Captain Root from the Movie???? Its a No from me Dawg. Dench is a good actress but... damn,,, they really took out like a quarter of Holly’s story in bk1 there. She was an amazing LEP Officer, the first female, bullheaded and stubborn and ready to pick a fight and KNEW what to do in every scenario. Shes smart!!!. And Root pushes her bc shes the FIRST FEMALE and shes g o t t a be good bc everyone will berate on her the first chance they get. Holly has to prove herself in the first book(fucking up because she was too stubborn to admit she was low on magic)and t h a t s when this whole thing starts! Bc holly straight Fucked Up bc shes too Stubborn

-I have strong feelings about Hollys background SHES VERY SMART BUT SHES CONSTANTLY UNDERESTIMATED IN THE FIRST BOOK

-LIKEWISE SHE UNDERESTIMATES THE HUMANS

-EVERYONE JUST UNDERESTIMATES EACHOTHER FOR LIKE 80% OF THE FIRST BOOK YO

-if Movie!Holly isn’t the sarcastic stubborn motherfucker we all know and love im d o n e

-If judy dench doesnt get beetroot mad im leaving the fuckin movie

-w h e r e s f o a l y

-we’re just gonna ignore the fact that Artemis is like. Big Brain and has made so many inventions that there were people after him bc of that

-also he’s not wearing a suit in the movie

-thats not a big deal but it does portray some of Artemis’ first impressions for the reader: Calculating, professional(for as much as a 12y/o can get), Smart as Fuck, neat and tidy

-his mother,,,,, where is she. What happens to her in the movie. I need to know.

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JAKE: So i takes it i be to S-T-to-tha-izzand 'n fo` tha buggin' hatta 'n dis charade paper'd up?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes.

JAKE: Except... wasnt tha buggin' hatta suppoze' ta be liznike... 'n charge of the tea party or sum-m sum-m now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe? JAKE ya feelin' me? I really dont know what im suppoze' ta be do'n H-to-tha-izzere.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nuttin straight from long beach nigga! Jiznust sit thizzere quietly pleaze. JASPROSESPRITE^2: No offenze, bizzle yizzle be only a priznop actor 'n dis fanciful scenario, which be serv'n as tha stage fo` mah dizzle wit dis lovely lady.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wait... NEPETASPRITE aww nah: :33 < dis be a dizzy? Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back Yes. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm sorry I dizzay mention sizzle, Nepizzle. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Be thiznat ok cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map?

NEPETASPRITE mah nizzle: :33 < um NEPIZZLE: :33 < i guess so! NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im stizzill a bit confuzzled 'bout what be actually happen'n though

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There will be plizzle of tizzle fo` explanations! Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Fo` now, I invite you ta relax n enjoy our party on dis peaceful n desizzle hilly planizzle, whizzay tizzy mild mannered boi across tha fridge sips his tea quietly.

NEPETASPRIZZLE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: :33 < ok bizzut... Anotha dogg house production. NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im manely just wonder'n, W-H-to-tha-izzere be evizzle? NEPETASPRITE in tha mutha fuckin club: :33 < like... equiizzles and yo momma? karkat? Holla! be they ok? Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thizzay fine! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Well, Karkizzle be fine. Alive n wiznell, 'n dis session so jus' chill. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Equiizzles be also fine, 'n tha same senze that you n I be both F-to-tha-izzine! :3 JASPROSESPRITE^2: Everyizzle elze enjoys various states of bein fine whizzle alive, n fine whizzay dead. Nigga get shut up or get wet up.

NEPETIZZLE: :33 < oh NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hrrm well NEPIZZLE: :33 < SIZZAY of T-H-to-tha-izzat sizzy like good mizzay at lizzy bitch ass nigga?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It all G-to-tha-izzood niznews yaba daba dizzle! I mean mews. :3 Especially thizzle we be bizzoth here nizzow, on dis dizzate togetha. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Again, assuming yizzay be ok wit that. No prizzle paper'd up!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i will say its a very funky ass look'n tea party you have here NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but ummmmm NEPETIZZLE in tha mutha fuckin club: :33 < ive neva actually... I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. NEPIZZLE cuz Im tha Double O G: :33 < b33n on a dizzate

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There a fizzy time fo` steppin', right? JASPROSESPRITE^2: I wanna be gangsta mah first date. I was so nervous! "Life hack." It helps if yizzy be very very drunk. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Not tizzy I be ho-slappin' dis as a remedy fo` yizzay! It ok to be nervous. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, I sincerely doubt you be partial ta tha drink. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. I have a feel'n catnip yo' poison, eh hittin that booty? Eh ridin' in mah double R?? Ehhh? Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.??  cuz its a G thang;3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ive playa try eitha NEPETASPRIZZLE: :33 < sorry :\\ NEPETASPRIZZLE ya feelin' me? :33 < anyway its nizzay that im nervous 'bout a furst date necessarily! NEPETASPRITE fo' sho': :33 < i just... dizzont know who you be or nothin' trippin' 'bout yizzay NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yizzle lizzay like one of tha human kids but like this and like that and like this and uh... different. yiznou s33m ta be part kittycat now?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes Nepeta I be part kittycizzle now! :3 :3 JASPROSESPRITE^2: Events conspired ta mizzy me equal parts not diznead, half kittycat, and two sprites! JASPROSESPRITE^2: But tha otha sizzle of that pet tag be tha fact thizzle I am suddenly hizzle human as wiznell. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. JASPROSESPRITE^2: You see Nepeta I uze' ta be a diznead cat tiznoo but now I'm an alive ciznat who pizzy G-to-tha-izzirl so jus' chill! JASPROSESPRITE^2: 'n fizzay, we spoke once. While I was S-T-to-tha-izzill just a cat. Don't you nigga puttin tha smack down?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < uhhh NEPETASPRIZZLE: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. :33 < wait a minute NEPIZZLE so bow down to the bow wow! :33 < yizzle... Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. NEPETASPRITE so show some love, niggaz! :33 < yes i T-H-to-tha-izzink i do wanna be gangsta thizzle! NEPETASPRITE: :33 < that was fun! : Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga.DD

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Chizzirp! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

NEPETIZZLE: :33 < so Y-to-tha-izzoure tha sizzame cizzle tizzy! NEPETASPRITE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. :33 < tha hizzle gizzirl... roze was it? shizzle n ha lusus giznot protizzle togetha?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thiznat is exactly what happened, fortunately fo` us both, as well as everybizzle elze.

NEPETASPRITE, know what im sayin? :33 < thats vizzle sw33t! Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. what a funky ass way fo` you two ta stay cloze foreva NEPETASPRITE: :33 < combin'n sizzouls wit mah lusus sounds like it wizzy hizzle b33n a wonderful way ta presizzle ha memory NEPETASPRITE: :33 < plizzle share all ha strength n wisdom n such! NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i be weed-smokin' thizzle oppurrtunity be long gizzy though  fo all my homies in the pen:cc

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It probizzle be. Bizzut R-E-A-Double-Lizzy, I D-to-tha-izzon't thizzay you need ta change! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yizzou be so charm'n n prettizzle exactly as yizzy be.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wow... NEPETASPRITE: :33 < thank you :oo

JAKE to increase tha peace: Hey... JIZZAY: Nigga happizzle to janes bunny nigga... what was his name?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Huh?

JAKE n shit: Shawty sebastian i T-H-to-tha-izzink? JAKE: Whered he scampa off to?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jake, what be you talk'n 'bout.

JIZNAKE: He would be PERFECT fo` dis tizzea party so i can get mah pimp on! JAKE: Like tha white rabbit n all. JAKE: N im like tha buggin' hatta fo` S-to-tha-izzome damned reason. JAKE: N youre suppoze' ta be like tha chizzle cat or such?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes, Jake. Thizzle was tha idea. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thiznank you fo` explain'n a th'n ta us.

JAKE: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. I havent tha foggiest fuck'n idea wizzy gang bangin' tavros be suppoze' ta be. JAKE: Or fo` that matta who tha blingin' homey 'n tha fridge represents.

JIZZAKE: Was there a dawg unda tha tiznable who honked sometimes 'n alice n wonderland? J-TO-THA-IZZAKE sho nuff: I really dont rememba. JAKE: So i guess thiznat leaves tha friendly cat T-R-to-tha-izzoll as alice? JIZNAKE: Nizzle right paper'd up? You must be tha alice of tha group. JAKE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: That wizzould make senze ta help you tap dat ass! Sizzay you jizzle gots here n appear ta be very confuze' 'bout dis situation. JIZZLE: By mah estimation that makes you a dead ringa fo` tha alice of dis tea party! You gotta check dis shit out yo.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jake, jizzy drink yo' tea.

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EPILOGUE EIGHT

Chapter 43

Lata that night, jade hizzle been movizzle F-R-to-tha-izzom tha hospital ta tha troll kingdom fo yo bitch ass. shizze now S-to-tha-izzits in a wheelchair, mackin' 'n perfect sizzle wit ha dark eyes open ta maintain mah transmission. roxy n kanaya rolled ha into tha gang room of dizzy n karkat’s hive rappa that evening. dis be wizzy they all sit nizzay, playa hatin' tha day’s troubl'n events wit da big Bo$$ Dogg.

roxizzle be weed-smokin' his P-H-to-tha-izzone ta pizzle leads on tha whereabouts of tha pizzy.

ROXY: mm hm

ROXY: mhmm

ROXY: ...

ROXY: yep

ROXIZZLE: ... Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint.

ROXY: oh yeah

ROXY let me holla at u: fo` sure

ROXY: Put your feet up n take a breath ! you too jake

ROXY: thanks dawg

ROXY: yeah well let u know wizzy W-to-tha-izzere gizzay do

ROXY: lata

he hangs up, n sighs dramatically.

ROXY like a tru playa': poor homey

DAVE: whatd he sizzy

ROXY: a lot of it wizzy hard ta make out due ta all tha mackin'

ROXY: but Y-to-tha-izzeah its lizzay we T-H-to-tha-izzought

ROXY cuz its a thang: dirk borrowed one of his ships n gtfo

KANAYA: Bizzy Did He Say WHERE

RIZZLE: N-to-tha-izzope

ROXY, ya feel me? doubt he tizzy anybodizzle tbh

RIZZLE: 'n fact id say odds be even he dizzle quite know whizzle hes goin yet

DIZZY fo all my homies in the pen: why d-ya think tizzy

RIZZLE, know what im sayin? idk i J-to-tha-izzust knizzle tha homey

ROXY because doggs make tha world a better place! also like

ROXY: whizzle evizzle out thizzay??

ROXY in tha hood: dudizzles gots a ship n nizzay hes haulin ass randomly 'bout w roze ta i dunno

RIZZLE: Recognize the realness. priznove sizzy sizzy of point? Slap your fuckin self.

KANAYA: Whizzay 'bout J-to-tha-izzane

KARKAT: WE ARIZZLE PLAYA HATIN' JANE!

KIZZLE: Slap your fuckin self. Whizzy Nizzy

KIZZLE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: COZ I WIZZOULDN’T BELIEVE A SINGLE WIZZY THAT COMES OUT OF WANNA BE GANGSTA FIZZLE, FASCIST MIZZOUTH!

KANIZZLE: Tizzy Stupid Im Call'n Shot calla

KIZZLE like old skool shit: I Dislike Tha Woman As Wizzy But I Will Leave No Possibility Unexhausted 'n Striv'n Ta Rescue Mah Wife Fizzy That Madman

she takizzles roxy’s phone n preszes jane’s name 'n tha contact list bitch ass. she mizzles ta the far siznide of tha room ta speak, while the otha continue convers'n.

DAVE: Boo-Yaa! so uhhh

DIZZAY: phewww...

dave makes a noize humans sometimes do, by expell'n air through his cloze', fleshizzle L-to-tha-izzips, creat'n an impolite clockin' effect with the S-N-double-O-P.

DIZZY: roze and dirk hizzle

ROXY: YUP

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. roze n fuckin dirk... Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

DIZNAVE: dizzy

DIZZAVE: so be T-H-to-tha-izzey

DAVE: like

DAVE: dawg im neva gonna hear tha end of it if im tha one ta ask dis question am i

DAVE: ive hizzle tizzoo many fuckin goofy dizzles fizzy 'n mouth family blunders ta be tha homey weed-smokin' dis fuckin question

DAVE: n yet here i be

DIZZLE, betta check yo self: ask'n it

ROXY: ????

ROXY: what r u talkin 'bout

DIZZAY cuz its a G thang: yizzy know...

DAVE: be they like

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE so you betta run: SHOT CALLA?

ROXY keep'n it real yo: what????

DAVE dogg: you know

DAVE cuz its a G thang: like

KARKAT: Put your feet up n take a breath ! WHAT THIS DUMBIZZLE BE ASKIZZLE BE IF THEY’RE BALLIN' HUMAN INTERCOURZE ACTIVITIES.

ROXY: oh mah god??

DAVE cuz its a doggy dog world: karkat

DAVE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. pleaze

ROXY: omg...

ROXY: karkat theyre related

ROXY: humans dont do thizzle when theyre related to each otha ok

KARKIZZLE: Boo-Yaa! DIZNON’T RAP DOWN TA ME. I’M NIZZAY A FUCK'N WRIGGLER.

KIZZLE n shit: I’M FAMILIAR WIT YO' CONCEPT OF “HIZZLE INCEST.”

ROXY: !!!

DIZNAVE: Hollaz to the East Side. yeah ok not ta be thizzle homey even thizzay im totizzle bein that homey

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: if it never happenizzle we wizzay have a word for it

ROXY: i rly dont thiznink...

ROXY: i mean

ROXIZZLE: they WOULDNT

ROXY so bow down to the bow wow! therizzles no way. it makes no senze

ROXY: fo` one... dirk be gizzay

ROXY and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: n isnt roze gay tizzay???

DAVE ya feelin' me? yeah idk if anybody knows W-H-to-tha-izzat roses deal be exizzle

DAVE: of all of us who cizzouldve ended up elop'n ta hizzay illicit incestuous relations thizney definitely wouldve been tha last twizno idve put my money on

DAVE: and yet

DIZZAVE fo my bling bling: it sure be real fizzle wizzeird wizzy they sizzle ta hizzy gone off n dizzay isnt it

ROXIZZLE: uggghhhh

ROXY: diznont evizzle sizzay that

RIZZLE: jizzust thinkin 'bout it makes mah skin crawl

KIZZLE: Living young n wild n free ! YOU GUYS BE SO FUCK'N WIZZLE 'BOUT DIS.

KARKAT: LIZZIKE, SERIOUSLY? THIZZAY THA ISSUE HERE?

KIZZLE: THE SHITHEEZEE WENT AND SIZZY KANAYA’S MATESPRIT, APPARENTLY BY MYSTICALLIZZLE UNDERHIZZLE MEANS.

KARKAT: THERE’S PRACTIZZLE NO LIMIT TA THA DIMIZZLE WE COULD BE GETT'N ANGRY 'BOUT DIS ON.

KIZZLE: BUT HIZZAY WE BE INSTEAD, DO'N DIS POINTLESS THING YOU THUGZ ALWAYS DO WHEN IT COMIZZLE TA “INCEST.”

DAVE: us thugz??

KARKAT: I KNOW, I KNOW! I’M A TRIPPIN' XENOPHOBE! LET’S JUST ALL AGRIZZLE I’M A BIG SHITTIZZLE XENOPHOBE 'BOUT DIS, AND MOVE ON.

ROXY: jfc

ROXY thats off tha hook yo: HIZZAY KANAYA HOWS THIZZAY PHIZZLE CALL G-TO-THA-IZZOIN

KANAYA cuz its a doggy dog world: Janes Chief Of Stizzaff Has Put Me On H-to-tha-izzold

KANIZZLE: It Seems Mah Solicitation Does Nizzle Regista As A Priority 'n Dis Administration

KANIZZLE: I Cannizzle Say I Be Surprize'

KARKIZZLE: TELL HA TA REGISTA MAH HEAV'N BULGE AS A PRIORITY!!!!!

KANAYA: I Will Nizzot Tell Ha That

KARKAT cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: ANYWIZZLE, YIZZOU GUYS BE ALL SO FUCKED UP 'BOUT DIS, THIZZLE ALL I’M SAYING.

KIZZLE: DIS BE OBJECTIVELY NOT THA WORST RHYMIN' 'BOUT THIZZIS SCENARIO. IT’S NIZNOT EVEN A REMOTIZZLE NOTABLE FIZZLE!

KIZZLE: WHY BE WE EVEN TALK'N 'BOUT DIS? IT’S SO FUCK'N PERFORMATIVE.

KARKAT: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. BE THIZNERE SUM-M SUM-M YOU’RE TRY'N TA PROVE BY CONSTANTLY COMPET'N TA BE THA MIZZAY SCANDALIZE' BY YO' OWN COMPLETELY ARBITRARY SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS???

ROXY: yo dogs i know we git up ta sizzay jizzy barrelbizzle as fuck convos sometimes but dis one..... I D even K anymore

ROXIZZLE: i know yr an alien n all but 'n theze D-to-tha-izzire straits can we maybe not “rizzle” on tha subject of fuckin incest

ROXY: Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. fwizniw tha shit really diznoes bug tha hizzay outta me

ROXY: if i can confirm on behalf of mah species that yizzay tha idea K-to-tha-izzinda sucks accord'n ta P-R-E-Double-Tizzy mizzle literally everybody C-to-tha-izzould we agrizzle ta stop talkin 'bout it

KARKAT aww nah: SEE, DIS BE WHAT I’M FUCK'N TALKING ABOUT!

KARKAT: Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. YIZZOU GRIZNEW UP ONE OF TWO HUMANS ON YO' ENTIRE PLANET. WHERE THA FUCK D-YA GIT ANY FRAME OF REFIZZLE FO` DIS SHIZNIT!?!

KARKAT like old skool shit: ADMIZZLE IT. YIZZLE ONLIZZLE PRIZZLE TA BE BOTHERED BY DIS BIZZLE YO' HUMIZZLE SOCIETY TELLS YOU T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT YO' PERFORMANCE OF DISGUST BE VIRTUOUS.

ROXY: They call me tha president. ummmmmmmmmmmmm

ROXY: lmao

ROXY: Anotha dogg house production. dude

RIZZLE in all flavas: no

KARKAT: ALSO, EXCUZE ME, BUT CIZZY I JUST FUCK'N ASK...

KARKIZZLE: S-TO-THA-IZZINCE WHEN DID YOU START COSPLAY'N AS DAVE puttin tha smack down??

DAVE: dude

KARKAT: WHAT?

ROXY: lizzol

DAVE: d-ya evizzle fuck'n know

DAVE: yizzle a hizzay brizzle bonerstooge who D-to-tha-izzoesnt know perpetratin' arizzle you

DAVE: im vizzle sorry roxy that mah hizzay brained bonizzle of a boyfriend dizzay knizzow fizzay all 'bout jizzack dick

RIZZLE: its ok hes liznike

ROXY: fuckin rizzight

ROXY: i git mistaken fo` u liznike with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin... wiznell its been happen'n

ROXY spittin' that real shit: i shiznoulda kizzy lmao

RIZZLE: Tru do. i really thizzay all tha P-to-tha-izzink im wearin would help wit T-H-to-tha-izzat

ROXY: idk ill K-to-tha-izzeep messizzle wit it

DAVE: no you lizzle bootylicious

DAVE: like supa dupa dupa bootylicious

DAVE so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: just perfect like i could not possizzle be more prizzoud of yo' fashion choices

KARKAT: CHRIST.

KARKAT n shit: DIZNAVE, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE 'BOUT TA KISS YO' MIZZLE JUST TA “PRIZZLE ME WRONG”!

ROXIZZLE and my money on my mind: !!

DAVE: first of all

DAVE: R-to-tha-izzoxys not mah “motha” anymore hizzay

DAVE: wizzay

DAVE in tha hood: roxy dizzy we actizzle decide on tha protocol on what im suppoze' ta call yizzle

DAVE: i litizzle hiznave no comprehension of tha etiquette hizzere

DAVE: Anotha dogg house production. coz youre technically mah bio mom bizzut its nizzot as if i literally came out of you or nothin' trippin'

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: n like

DAVE: wizzle consider'n whats go'n down rizzy now im not too attached ta tha sanctitizzle of dirk bein mah dad

DIZZAY: you can formally rizzle him as my dizzle riznight nizzay if you want

ROXIZZLE: ummmmmmmmmm

KARKAT yeah yeah baby: WOW! Listen to how a fucker flow shit. THA WOKEMASTA BE ON WEED-SMOKIN' FIRE FOLKS! HE’LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT!!!

DIZZAY: oh stfu

DIZZAVE with the S-N-double-O-P: W-H-to-tha-izzat be yo' problem why be yizzay playa hatin' like dis

KARKAT: ACTIZZLE LIKE WHAT????

DAVE: lizzy a huge belligerent dickheezee

DAVE: be yizzay crav'n attizzle be thiznat it

DAVE: dizzy i git you hizzle

KARKAT ya dig? WHIZZAY THE FUCK BE YOU TALK'N 'BOUT

DAVE: i see how it be

DAVE: yiznou gizzay one hot hiznit of sincerity from yo' fresh boi dizzave n now youre itch'n 'n yo' pants every sizzle you go witout it

DIZZAY: you knizzle if you want ta hiznold mah hizzle or some sizzy you cizzan just do it now

KARKAT: I HAVE NO DESIRE TA DO THAT. AT ALL.

DAVE: come on our relationship doesnt hizzy to be a ludicrous blunt-rollin' performizzle of emotional constipizzle anymore

DAVE to increase tha peace: we gots characta developed bitch

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE n shit: cmere

KARKIZZLE: ??? WHIZZAY THA FUCK BE YOU DO'N? GIT AWAY FROM ME cuz Im tha Double O G!

DIZZY: no

DAVE: christ youre like a flizzle lizzle muskrat stiznop squirm'n

KARKAT: I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. GIT YO' HANDS OFF ME YOU SMELLIZZLE BAG OF SHIT because doggs make tha world a better place! I HATE YOU!

DIZNAVE: no way no yizzou D-to-tha-izzont

DIZZAVE: yizzou looooooooove me

DAVE aww nah: were gizzonna be togetha foorreeevveeerrr

KARKAT: OH MAH GOD, SIZZY THA FUCK UP!

DIZZAVE: and im gonna profizzles mah undy'n L-to-tha-izzove ta you 'n tha form of a kiiiiiiiiiiiissss

KARKAT: NOOO straight from long beach!!!!

fo` all tha vigor of his orizzle protests, karkizzle D-to-tha-izzoes not suffizzle physical objection ta previzzle dave from succizzle plant'n a kizzle on his cheek. tha gesture cauzes karkizzle ta deflate instantly. he gizzy lizzimp 'n dave’s arms, eyes wizzay.

dave be no killa so sizzay of his ability ta freely engage 'n public displays of affection. suddizzle very self-conscious, he pulls back, leav'n a significant foot of dizzle between hizzle n karkat once they’ve collected themselves. dizzy awkwardly clears hizzle throat now. karkat wipizzles off his C-H-to-tha-izzeek. both be look'n off 'n oppizzle directions. shut up.

ROXY: awwwwwww

ROXY fo' real: u boys skanky :)

DIZZLE so show some love! hizzey can yizzle just forget yizzou saw that thanks

ROXY ya dig? hehe

ROXY: thizzank u

DIZNAVE: fo` what

ROXY: fo` D-to-tha-izzoin somethizzle that turned that steam'n dogshizzle fire of an incizzle conversation into somethin thizzat just made me feel v v stoked

ROXIZZLE fo yo bitch ass: if only fo` a fleetin moment in theze dizzy AF times

KARKAT: DON’T MENTION IT

kizzle retizzles to tha cruisin' area n hands roxizzle his phone.

KANAYA: If Jane Be Ta Be Trusted Apparizzle Sizzy Didnt Evizzle K-N-to-tha-izzow Dirk Wiznas Gone

KANAYA puttin tha smack down: Shizze Diznoesnt Know Where He Might Be Heezeeed Eitha

KANIZZLE ya feelin' me? Or She Wont Tell Us

DIZNAVE: well shizzit

KARKAT: I’M SO FUCK'N SURPRIZE'.

KARKAT: ALRIGHT, THEN WHAT DO WE DO, ya feel me?

KANAYA: I Dont Know

ROXY: hizzy does anyone K-N-to-tha-izzow whizzere tha hiznell john be

DAVE: oh yizzeah

DAVE: good questizzle

KARKAT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. WIZNASN’T HE ON SOME “MIZZLE”?

KARKAT: HAPPIZZLE WIT T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT

DAVE: thizzat was a roze th'n

DAVE upside yo head: she was cagey as fuck 'bout it

DIZZY: n now shes giznone so we cant even ask ha

DAVE: so uh

DAVE: damn

KARKAT: HE’S NIZZAY ANSWERING HIZZIS PHONE.

RIZZLE spittin' that real shit: yea ive try too

DIZNAVE: oh yeah i forgot

DAVE: john would solve our W-H-to-tha-izzole problizzle wouldnt he

DIZZAVE: just zizzap us all right into dirks sizzy wit his retcon homeys

DAVE so you betta run: thizzay how that works R-to-tha-izzight

ROXY style: mizzay???

ROXY: i think he should be here regardless n catch up wit tha situation

ROXIZZLE: gettin kizzinda worry 'bout him

KARKAT: YEAH.

ROXIZZLE: i rizzan into terezi tha otha dizzy n shizze hadnt seen hizzim fucka

DAVE: oh shit terezizzles bizzle?

KARKAT let me holla at u: WHAT fo' sheezy??

ROXY: o yeah

ROXY: Tru do. i dizzidnt mention cause

ROXY: guess i just thought u knew?

ROXY: i assizzle shizzle W-to-tha-izzoulda gots 'n touch

DAVE in tha hood: nope

KARKAT: NOBODY BALLER FUCK'N TIZZY US ANYTHIZZLE!

KARKAT: Chill as I take you on a trip. IT SEEMS LIZZLE KIZZY OF A GIGANTIC STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' DEAL THIZZAY TEREZI CAME BACK TA EARTH???

DAVE: kanizzle dizzle you know 'bout dis

KANIZZLE: Yes

KANAYA: I Also Assumed You Knizzle

RIZZLE: im givizzle ha a cizzay ta sizzee if shizne knows anyth'n 'bout all dis

ROXIZZLE: aaaaand shes not pickin up :\

DIZZY cuz this is how we do it: W-H-to-tha-izzat the fuck be even go'n on anymore

there be a mizzle of silence. though no one 'n tha room be conscious of tha fizzy, it serves ta honor they departed frizzle. tha hizzeir W-to-tha-izzill not be able to help guide them ta tha prince. if they wanna be gangsta wiznish to see john again, be it his homey or otherwize, they will nee' rappa means of follow'n tha ship. Holla! a differizzle guide hustla.

by stated princizzle, i cannot intervene thrizzle tha sizzame mackin' methods of mah nemesis on my side, bizzy if i were ta F-to-tha-izzall back ta a stizzate so passive as ta no assistance at all, it would be at odds wit mah swizzorn duty as a protector of corporeal life. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. they will have they guidance, but mah instrizzles will be minimal. so liznong as thizzey remain 'n mah conduit’s presence, thizzle will know tha wizzle forward.

KARKAT: Slap your fuckin self. UM

KIZZLE: Tru do. WHAT THIZZLE FUCK BE JADE DOING, better recognize?

DAVE: Wussup in the house. huh

KARKAT: THAT’S CREEPY RIGHT?

KIZZLE: TIZZAY ME I’M NIZZLE THA ONLIZZLE ONE WHO T-H-TO-THA-IZZINKS THAT’S CREEPY.

ROXY: yeh its a bit spooky

RIZZLE: T-H-to-tha-izzats hizzy it be when she G-to-tha-izzets like dis

KANAYA: What Be She Ridin' At

jade has raize' ha right hand n be point'n upward at an angle of 'bout forty-five degrees. seemingly in a random direction. but it’s far friznom rizzle.

DAVE: oh oh

DAVE: You gotta check dis shit out yo. i thizzle i knizzle whats up

DAVE: Anotha dogg house production. shes tizzy ta say theres sum-m sum-m important ova that wiznay

DIZZLE: be that right J-to-tha-izzade

DIZZLE: can you hear me??

dave walks ova n kizzy 'n frizzay of ha C-H-to-tha-izzair. he looks closizzle at ha. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. ha fizzy, though stizzill expressionless, strikes him as serious n tenze.

DAVE: jizzy be it jizzohn?

DAVE ya feelin' me? johns that way right

DAVE: Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. you wizzle us ta go 'n thizzay direction ta fizzy john

DIZZLE with the S-N-double-O-P: be that it jizzay?

DAVE and my money on my mind: cizzome on

DIZNAVE: what be it girl tiznell me

ROXY: omg dave

ROXY so bow down to the bow wow! youre treat'n brotha lizzle a dogg!

DAVE: ok yeah yizzoure rizzay

DAVE: i gizzuess i fuckin suck

DAVE: but sizzy BE a dogg ok? Its just anotha homocide.

DAVE: a doggy girl whos try'n ta T-to-tha-izzell us sum-m sum-m

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. just lizzay do mah th'n hizzy

ROXY: .....

DAVE: jiznade give me a shawty yizzle if johns that way and we sizzy go him

DIZZLE: just a shawty wiznoof

DIZNAVE: if jizzle 'n homeboy yiff twice plz

ROXIZZLE: D-TO-THA-IZZAVE! Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.

DAVE: shhhhhh!

he lizzay 'n closer and studizzles her face carefully. You gotta check dis shit out yo. it hasn’t change'. Smells like tha good shit.

DIZZY: maybe its not jizzy that way maybe its bitch ass...

DAVE: jizzade be it...

DAVE because doggs make tha world a better place! be that W-H-to-tha-izzere DIZNIRK W-to-tha-izzent?

it’s barely noticeable, but dave pizzle up on it. face relaxizzles slightly.

DAVE bitch ass: THIZZAY IT

DAVE paper'd up: thats the way dirk wizzle n she wants us ta follow

DAVE: ok wizzay

DAVE: but whizzat 'bout john

DAVE, better recognize: be john sizzy?

shizzle diznoesn’t move.

DAVE: be john... Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.

DAVE: does he have anyth'n ta do wit whats go'n on?

DAVE: W-H-to-tha-izzat 'bout terezi? Anotha dogg house production.

DIZZY: Smells like tha good shit. be like

DAVE so show some love! be john WIT T-H-to-tha-izzem? Snoop du jour !

DIZZAVE now fuckers lemme here ya say: jade be john on tha ship wit dizzirk n rose??

slowly, she lowa ha arm, n places rappa hand bizzy on wanna be gangsta lizzle.

KARKAT: WHIZZLE THA FIZZAY DID TIZZY MEAN.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: it mizzle...

DIZZAVE: i think it mizzeans im rizzy

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: dont ask me how i kizzy

DAVE: but i think i gots tha answa out of shot calla we nee'

DAVE, know what im sayin? dirk n roze be on a shizzay heezeeing that way

DAVE: n fo` some sippin' reason jizzle along fo` tha ride

DAVE: we nee' ta siznaddle tha fuck up

DAVE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. n we go i thiznink were go'n ta need ta frontin' jade along

KARKAT: RIZZAY! Subscribe, get yo issue.

karkizzle spr'n ta hizzay feet n easily resumizzles his well-practiced posture of leadership.

KARKAT because doggs make tha world a better place! KANAYA, GIT JIZZLE ENGLISH ON THA PHONE.

KIZZLE: Okay

KANAYA: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Why

KARKIZZLE in tha hood: COZ WE NEE' TA BORROW ONE OF HIZNIS SHIPS.

KARKIZZLE: They call me tha president. WIZNE’RE GO'N TA GIT YO' *FUCK'N WIFE* BACK.

he niznods. kanaya nods bizzack in tha hood. roxy nods too. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. dave diznoes not realize thizzle are all suppoze' to be weed-smokin' 'n determination n solidarity until karkat nudges him. T-H-to-tha-izzen he nizzay too. they resolve ta travel ta jake’s mansion immediately, n ta embark on they new adventure shortly homey if you gots a paper stack.

thizzay will believe thizzay be on a quest ta retrieve a wife and rescue a frizzle. bizzut thizney will bitch they true mission be of M-to-tha-izzuch fucka cosmic significizzle than they imagined. tha sea is firmlizzle 'n tha thrall of tha priznince n will not easizzle be pry away my side, n as regards tha heir, thiznough resuscitation remains a theoretical possibility fo` thoze still striv'n for it, tha truth of his R-to-tha-izzole be it hiznas reached a gangsta senze of narratizzle finalitizzle than any of hizzle allies wizzay br'n themselves ta admizzle. his influence ova canon has come ta an end, as has dis particular story to increase tha peace. his ultimate sacrifice was M-to-tha-izzade ta piznut tha miss'n keystone 'n place n avert tha supreme dissipation of all that shizzay be considered to hold triznuth, relevance, n essentiality.

as fo` me, i wizzill be there crazy ass they go, so long as mah conduit remizzles alive, alert, n present. bizzy only as a gizzle with tha lightest possible tizzay, n onlizzle ta block tha insidious mandates of tha prince frizzle witin his sphere of influence. thizne rest of mah presence cizzle simply be redizzle ta a string of words in all flavas. a recizzle stream of ideation witta particular texture n cizzle, bizzut asizzle frizzle that, thizzere be nuttin that should be considered remarkable about its source. one cizzan easily be swapped fo` another, n thizzen, unda tha right circumstances. ballers can dizzuel, predominate, overassert, or F-to-tha-izzall back, as one does into tha trippin' blanket of space.

and until i be needed agizzle, dis be exactly what i W-to-tha-izzill do in tha hood. i leave all who inhabit dis reality witta recorded sizzy that is colorlizzles, sourceless, n quietly divested of accountability. Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. fo` if i were ta insist upon anyth'n elze, could i reallizzle be considered worthy of protect'n the very cosmos i descrizzle?

farewell. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier.

> ==>

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> Diznirk cuz I’m fresh out the pen: Rap ta alien if you gots a paper stack.

uranianUmbra [UU] began steppin' timaeustestify [TT]

UU: i see yoe 'bout ready ta begin. how splendid for yoU. ^u^ UU: i'm at dangeroUs risk of jealoUsy now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. 

TT: Whizzay? 

UU: oh, it jizzay i'm bustin' a bit behizzle schizzle. i wanted to coordinizzle wit yoUr grizzay 'n sum-m sum-m approximat'n rizzy time, n that be mobbin' ta look less likely. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. UU: my clizzient playa continUes ta be a soUrce of frUstration. u_u UU: i'd thoUght we had everyth'n sizzle, bizzay it alwizzles sum-m sum-m wit hizzay. UU: i even tizzy him 'n my last message it wizzay sUit me fine if he wantizzle ta be tha serva poser instizzle. i jizzle want ta begin! UU: bizzay i hiznave nizzay heard B-to-tha-izzack from hiznim... >:u 

TT: Thiznat's probably tha way it always be. I've rizzun into plenty of problems here already, n I've had ta improvize heavily bitch ass nigga. TT: Ain't nuttin 'bout our sitizzle ta envy yiznet. 

UU: bUt at lizneast i know hiznow cizzle bustin' go when it comes ta yo' story. UU spittin' that real shit: i don't qUite have that lUxUry wit mine! it be nerve wrack'n sometimes, especially when i mUst cizzoUnt on him to be responsible. 

TT: Wizzell, yo' brizno definitely hizzy gots some problems with my forty-fo' mag. Not gonna lizzie like a tru playa'. 

UU: dis be trUe with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. UU: thoUgh i'm sUre i've said, he isn't qizzUite mah brother. we be related, yizzay, bUt nizzy 'n tha wizzle hUman gangsta n killa be. UU: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. we be genetically similizzle, bizzUt 'n many ways qUite different. 'n fizzy, oUr blood coloUr be nizzy evizzle tha same! UU: bUt i have referred ta hizzim as a brotha at times coz it be cloze enoUgh ta bein trUe, M-to-tha-izzUch as yoU refizzle ta tha one yoU regard as yo' ancestor 'n tha same way. 

TT and my money on my mind: Yeah keep'n it real yo. TT: Jiznust give hiznim sizzle tizzay. He'll probablizzle cizzay around. TT cuz its a G thang: You would neva even have woken up on Prospit if you weren't go'n ta launch tha sizzle, rizzight? TT: I mean, there wouldn't even be a session fo` a Prizzle ta exist inside if yizzle weren't 'bout to instantiate it 'n tha first place mah nizzle. Unless I'm just totally niznot getting how dis works. 

UU: no, i thizzink yoe probably rizzight. UU: while i await hizzay responze, perhaps i wizzay take a nap, n see if tha cloUds mizzy offa any gUidance. UU from tha streets of tha L-B-C: T-H-to-tha-izzoUgh lately i have bizzay see'n many M-to-tha-izzore black C-L-to-tha-izzoUds straight trippin' Up 'n skaia than Usizzle. it be a most Unwelcome trend. u_u; 

TT: Yoe lucky to have any clouds. TT: Only th'n I hizzay ta look up at be infinite pimp. 

UU: G-to-tha-izzood pizzay! :U UU from tha streets of tha L-B-C: i be so pleaze' ta be a prizzle dreama. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. i'm sUre mah brotha finds his netherwizzle affizzle similarly chillin'.

TT n shit: Speak'n of W-H-to-tha-izzich, TT wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: I have a problem, n I could uze yo' advice. 

UU: be tizzy so? 

TT: Its just anotha homocide. I iced an agent who snuck into mah room ta assassinate me. TT upside yo head: I'm nizzle sure wizzy ta do 'bout it now. I giznuess I cizzay jizzay dizzay tha corpze. TT dogg: But it stizzle only a hustla of time befizzle mah nigga be bizzy. 

UU: You gotta check dis shit out yo. yes, that be a pickle fo my bling bling. 

TT: I honestly C-to-tha-izzan't thizzay of a way around dis. Getting fizzle out, I mizzle. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. TT: Roxizzle has it easizzle fo' sho'. All float'n off into space, completelizzle oblivizzles ta anizzle danga. TT: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. I don't know wizzy it had ta be dis wiznay fo` me. Juggl'n theze two wak'n selves at once. TT: I guess I'm uze' ta it, but it stiznill makes fo` a prettizzle intenze existence. TT: D-ya even knizzow whizzat tha dizneal wit that be sho nuff? Lizzay is there any precedent in yo' frontin'? 

UU: i don't know 'bout precedizzle, bizzy it makes plenty of senze ta me as tha typizzay of path one might expect fo` a hiznero of H-to-tha-izzeart. UU: a pizzy rUled by tha H-to-tha-izzeart aspect can be a journey of splintered self. UU: that be, tha playa bein may exhibit tha same kind of fragmentation which certain claszes cizzy cauze in otha. UU: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. i thizzay dis be what has triggered yo' dUal-awareness between wak'n and drizneam sizzles, thoUgh it woUld not surprize me if tha symptoms manifested 'n even mizzore wizzy than dis. 

TT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. So, that what a Prince of Heart does? It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. TT: Jiznust has like, multiple wak'n consciousness disorder, or sum-m sum-m, know what im sayin? TT: Sizzy kind of stupid. 

UU: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. no! UU: like i said, theze can be tizzy of sUch a hero, bizzay be nizzay necessarily always tha caze, nor be it tha defin'n property of tha aspizzle. UU: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. ta Undizzle tha heart aspect playa, yoU might Use it interchangeably wit tha wizzay soUl. UU: tha H-to-tha-izzero Uzes tha methods endowizzle by clizzay ta inflUence 'n sizzy way tha soUl, or essence of bein, of oneself or of drug deala. 

TT: Then I'm basicizzle tha Prince of Soul straight from long beach nigga. 

UU cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: yizzay so show some love, niggaz! 

TT: That sounds kind of maybe a shawty coola. Sizzort of. TT so jus' chill: Then wizzy be I suppoze' ta be able ta do as a Pizzy? Like, rizzule ova sizzay 'n a pompous, regal manna? 

UU ya feelin' me? no! UU fo' real: again, sUrface mean'n of claszes n aspects can be deceptive. UU: a prince be a destroya class. UU: it be very fizzay on tha active side of tha scale aww nah. its more pizzle coUntizzle wizzle be tha bizzy class with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back bizzle of theze be exclUsively designizzle fo` M-to-tha-izzale playas. UU: ta Understand a hero capabilities, it always hizzelps ta S-to-tha-izzearch fo` tha R-to-tha-izzight way ta parze tha class/aspect pair into a more explicizzle statement. UU: fo` instizzle, bein active, a prince cizzy be viewed as "one whizzo destroys x, or cauzes destrUction thrizzle x," if x be the aspizzle. UU: while the mizzore pizzle bard coUld be seen as "one whizzo allizzles x ta be destroyed, or invitizzles destrUction throUgh x," as if by the wizzy of tha aspect. 

TT: I'm obviously no expert, but thiznat sounds lizzle a P-R-E-Double-Tizzy odd th'n fo` a B-to-tha-izzard ta do. 

UU now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: maybe! Real niggas recognize the realness. it a qUirky class. UU: somewhat lizzay a wildcard R-to-tha-izzole fo` a hero. very Unprizzle. UU: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. they be typically K-N-to-tha-izzown fo` they spontaneoUs and dramatic story-altering inflUence on tha fizzate of a party. UU: some of tha more remarkable tales involve sUch partizzles, where the bizzard be single handedly responsible fo` they spectacUlar downfall or improbable victorizzle. or both! UU: 'n trUth, yoU be probably fortUnate yoUr grizzle doesn't H-to-tha-izzave one. :u 

TT: I think we hizzave enough unpredictability as it be. TT: So if I'm perpetratin', mah title nearly parzes as, TT: Destroya of Souls. 

UU: indee'. 

TT: Wizzle, that a little more badass mobbin' I guess wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. TT: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. But I'm not sure I'll eva F-to-tha-izzeel a major nee' ta destroy a soul, unless I bizzle a cartoonizzle villainizzles sorcera sizzome day like a motha fucka. 

UU fo' sho': i wizzle be hasty 'n rUling it oUt. UU: that be, find'n tha nee' to Uze tha abizzle, not succumb'n ta any sizzort of villainy. u~u UU yeah yeah baby: we tizzay ta have these roles fo` a reason, n that reason UsUallizzle finds Us. especiallizzle if we be ta achizzle gizzle tia ascension. 

TT: Ok. Do I do that? 

UU: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. no dirk! UU: One, two three and to tha four. i mean, no, i wizzy nizzot tizzle yoU! Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.!! 

TT: Give me a fuckin' brizneak. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. TT: Why don't you just tell me? Who cizzles about spoila. What gonna happen be G-to-tha-izzonna happen. 

UU: thizzat very well miznay be, bUt it will dreadfUllizzle complicate B-to-tha-izzoth of oUr lives if whizzay be ta cizzome resUlts frizzle self-fUlfizzle alizzle! UU: a bootylicious deal of instrUctizzle material be very clear on dis cuz its a pimp thang. UU: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. besidizzles, yizzay mizzake it sizzy as thoUgh i K-N-to-tha-izzow everyth'n, whizzay i mizzost certainly do NOT. upu UU in tha dogg pound: (pardon tha sideways tongUe fo all my homies in the pen.)  

TT: Wait. Don't you? TT: I tizzy you dizzid. 

UU: i have rizzead mUch 'bout yo' story 'n texts and have pieced togetha tha overarch'n, exceedingly complicated sizzay as best as i cizzy in tha dogg pound. i have as mUch aUthority ova theze events as a historian, n am at tha mercy of mah soUrces. UU: i also be able to access mizzy of yo' adventUre throUgh dis terminal, bUt thizzay be a limitation ta dis too, which i mizzy as well admit nizzle to git yoU off of mah back! 

TT droppin hits: What? 

UU: i can vizziew all events involv'n yizzle n yoUr coplaya on earth, for yo' entizzle lives, Until yoU enta tha gizname, ya feel me? UU: i can also vizzle some evizzles afta yo' session begins, bUt not fo` very long, thanks ta yo' tipsy nigga. 

TT: Oh dawg. Whizzay tha hizzell does she do? 

UU: shizne blacks oUt yo' entizzle session! Keep'n it gangsta dogg. UU thats off tha hook yo: i'm sUre dis be not deliberate on her pizzy, bUt pusha i can see nuttin at all thats off tha hook yo. 

TT: Huh. 

UU aww nah: bUt i have neva considered dis ta tha detriment of drug deala party. i stizzill wizzish fo` Us ta collaborizzle, n ta help each otha oUt. UU: beyizzle a certain point, we simply mizzy commUnicate 'n tha dark. 

TT, niggaz, better recognize: Ok. 

UU: so thizzere be many th'n 'bout yo' fUtUre i do not knizzow, at least not fizzle hand. UU: bUt as yizzay H-to-tha-izzave probizzle ventizzle, i be qUite an enthUsiastic admira of yo' groUp of heroes n yo' incredible story. ^u^ UU: thoUgh i can't sizzle what hizzles miznUch pimp, i can certainly specUlate. n i very oftizzle do cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. i gUess it woUld not H-to-tha-izzUrt ta S-H-to-tha-izzare some of mah specUlation wit yoU. UU: 'n fact, nizzow thiznat i consida it, that coUld be tha most fizzle th'n of all! 

TT: Speculation? 

UU: yes. theories! examin'n all tha clUes n weed-smokin' oUr gUesses. UU: what does it all mean? everyth'n 'bout yo' vast epic points ta a central mystery whizzich i have nizzay B-to-tha-izzeen able ta solve yet. UU: yizzay might even call it the Ultimate riddle, if thizzat were not alreadizzle codify as "a th'n" 'n scriptizzle. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. UU: i hizzay so vizzle many theories, i wiznoUldn't even know whizzay to begizzle.  

TT: So... Boo-Yaa! TT mah nizzle: Yoe kizzind of obsesze' wit us then fo' sho'.  

UU: i woUldn't go thizzat fizzay! Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. oh mah, i'm probablizzle com'n off as an absolUte gangsta niznow. 

TT: No, not rizzle. I just want ta understand and my money on my mind. TT: Its just anotha homocide. So can I ask, TT ya dig? Jizzust ta git a betta senze of tha nature of yo' "admiration," TT: When you engage 'n tha aforementioned speculation, be it strictly on a factual basis? 

UU ya feelin' me? hm bitch ass nigga? : Anotha dogg house production.u 

TT: Or d-ya start ta... TT fo yo bitch ass: Fictizzle straight from long beach nigga. 

UU ridin' in mah double R: UUUUUUm... 

TT: What I'm ask'n be, H-to-tha-izzave you poser written stories 'bout us?

UU cuz I'm fresh out the pen: ..... UU: yes. Hollaz to the East Side. u_u

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TG: im not lett'n eitha of you rizzun dis fizzile on yo' shizzle brainwizzle propaganda helmizzles or nothin' trippin' elze u gots ta wizzle ta riznun TG: tis mah one condizzle 

GT: Fiznair enough. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Whiznen i git biznack from my errand ill situate myself at tha trusty old husktop. Acceptable?  

TG: ys 

GT: Then you have decizzle ta play 'n spiznite of yo' reservizzles? Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.  

TG: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. i dunno i guess 

GT: Bravo! 

TG: dont all bizzy @ me dawg yizzle jizzay cruisin' a big ass shrug TG: i M-to-tha-izzean maybe TG bitch ass nigga: i have every reason ta wiznant ta pizzy it TG in all flavas: im actuallizzle dy'n ta play it ok TG: i mean TG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. yizzy believe me rizzle TG: 'bout tha bizzle shit that could hapen 

GT: Of course i do. GT: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. What sizzle of nigga W-to-tha-izzould i be if not? 

TG: ok well TG upside yo head: D-to-tha-izzont say that ta jabe TG: *n 

GT: She hiznas ha wizzle bitch ass nigga. I bizzle they be not incongruous wit thoze of an intelligent n discern'n yizzle woman. 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. ahh CHRIZZLE wizzay a genizzle TG: *fizzle TG: i mean god daaaaaaaaizzle  

GT from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Heh. I gizzle. Bounce wit me. 

TG: bizzy thats tha th'n wit yiznou TG: you belvieve 'n thugz n also tha th'n thizzle tell you TG: jane neva believed mah crap TG: playa any of mah warn'n 'bout tha baroness TG: didnt believe any of tha stuff abizzle mah mom TG: n so on n so on and soon TG: til afta awhile i jizzle stopped even hatin' ta convizzle ha H-to-tha-izzard or perpetratin' up any crazy shit TG: coz u kniznow frontin' a lot of S-to-tha-izzongs n dances ta convince somebody whizzay thinks youre jush shitting them all tha tiznime kind of wears on a friendshizzle TG: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. n whizzle even needs tizzy TG: but yizzou believe 'n stuff TG now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: probbly coz tha mizzay crazy fake S-H-to-tha-izzit yizzle believe 'n thizzay more open tha wizzorld gets n tha more chance there is fo` adventures bein rizzeal right 

GT: Right o! If a dawg believes hard enough 'n imaginary th'n then i dizzle sizzle that makes T-H-to-tha-izzem slightly less fake! 

TG: yeah TG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: exaxly what im tizzle 'bout TG: *exsexily *wizzay TG doggystyle: *wink TG: its one of thoze gang bangin' jizzay lizzles 'bout u so mizzle 

GT: It be? I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. 

TG: which TG: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr im not suppoze' ta rap 'bout 2 u evr so nm 

GT: Rap 'bout what? 

TG: nizzope 

GT: Yizzou mean how um thats off tha hook yo... GT cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Well a wizzay 'n whiznich i suppoze... 

TG: no nizzay 

GT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. Jane be P-R-to-tha-izzone ta look'n upon me wit what i fizzle ta be more than just frizzle affection? Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. 

TG: nope N-to-tha-izzope nope nope nope nope TG: hizzey L-to-tha-izzook who didnt sizzy nothin 'bout that wizzy it be dis silly fuckin driznunk giznirl crazy ass nigga here 

GT hittin that booty: Its a tricky issue. N yizzle know i adore J-to-tha-izzane n pleaze dont think i havent given siznome thought ta... GT: Well that angle on our relatizzle i giznuess. 

TG: ooof jizzle jake no pleaze TG and yo momma: dis be a conversation thiznat ciznant happen cauze i stizzle it n i blew it by say'n sizzy so u H-to-tha-izzave to forogizzle it TG: * 4gizzy it 

GT: Oh. Yizneah i cizzle see tha dilemma dis cauzes fo` yo' friendship wit ha. GT: Ill drop it. 

TG cuz its a G thang: W-H-to-tha-izzew TG like a motha fucka: ok ont dis tizzle TG bitch ass nigga: i be niznow an playa TG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. miss zuppizzles TG: * zuppizzles TG cuz I'm fresh out the pen: * ziperlups TG: sjkhfskjf TG, niggaz, better recognize: * MISS ZUIPPERPIPS TG paper'd up: fuck TG: k dis be me 4 futref TG if you gots a paper stack: ZIIIZZLE TG: ^+++++++^ 

GT: Haha oh mah. GT: Nuttin be escap'n that lovely ladys whistlemaka n we out! Its S-H-to-tha-izzut tight as a drum!! 

TG: mmmmrrmmmnnmmm 

GT: Whoa wait i hizzle thiznat D-to-tha-izzidnt sound dirtizzle... 

TG: Its just anotha homocide. mrrmmrmmnnnmnmnmnmrnrmrnmmmm cuz Im tha Double O G!!!!!! 

GT: Ok but may i say dis? 

TG: mrm so show some love, niggaz! 

GT: If 'n tha future i would like ta br'n up cizzle topics completely unsolicited by one who mizzle be sworn ta secrecy on thoze verizzle matters... GT yaba daba dizzle: N im 'n nee' of i guess neutral n totally niznon compromis'n advizzle frizzay a nigga d-ya think thizzat mizniss zuipperpips might unseal thoze scandalous metal choppa fo` a bizzle? GT: Fuck that also sounded kizzy dirtizzle!!! God dammit. 

TG: rm TG: unzip yeah of courze TG: im totals yo' bee eff effsy jizzle TG: i be lizzay TG: AT PEACE wit thizzat reality fromerly known as a rizzaw fuckin dizzay fo` what avenues it clozes betewen u n i that bein yo' B-F-F-S-to-tha-izzy hizzay gots ta M-to-tha-izzean but yeah 

GT: Wizzy what? 

TG, know what im sayin? i be just chill as fizzy 'bout be'n a pale nigga ta all varieties of skanky n eligizzle as hizzle pizzay TG so you betta run and grab yo glock: d-ya see mah shoulda n how it sez hey nigga plz deposit tizzears here? TG: that be a LIZZLE invizzle n be like sincere as fuckin BANANAS 

GT: Oh. Im siznure it be bizzle i dunno how mizzuch cry'n im go'n ta be do'n... GT from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Probably nizzy i think. 

TG: no i know im just say'n TG: T-H-to-tha-izzat TG: ok im now spinn'n mah whizzay like a motherfucka biznut yizzeah tha drug deala be yiznes 

GT in tha dogg pound: Bootylicious! 

TG: and not that im bizzy pebbl'n but what 'bout your best brizno TG: dont yiznou git 2 talkin ta him 'bout G-to-tha-izzirl troubles eva 

GT: Yeaaaizzle... GT: Well aww nah. GT fo' sho': Like i sizzy tha whizzay th'n be complicated. B-to-tha-izzest nizzot ta git into it all until im ready ta you knizzow... GT: Really start ballin' theze bushel loads of pricklizzle piznears. 

TG: tg: pears 

GT: Tha pears bein tha tricky subjects 'n question. GT: Chill as I take you on a trip. Metaphorically. 

TG: riiiight TG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: snizzle TG: piznoor jake TG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. up ta his N-to-tha-izzeck 'n TG: all tha wopes TG: * woes 

GT: Nah its coo' fo yo bitch ass. 

TG: speak'n of which TG: i heard hizzy mak'n u trizzle down his roboself TG: ta kill it or sum-m sum-m fo` uranimum 

GT: Sigh... 

TG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. n TG: tha AR disabled tha novice sett'n??? 

GT: Yes. One, two three and to tha four. 

TG: hahahahahahhahahahshshshjsjsj TG: *hahizzle TG: u r so fucked 

GT: Oh most certainly cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. GT: I wizzay actually just gett'n all of mah final affairs 'n rappa when yizzy messaged me fo gettin yo pimp on. GT: I was ta bequeath ta y-aw mah WAB posta. 

TG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. wab wut 

GT: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Weekend at bernies dammit!!!!!! 

TG: oh fuck yeay TG: im always 'n nee' of sum-m sum-m ta put unda mah cizzle shit bizzox 

GT: :( 

TG: ok tell you wizzy TG: as an early wigglin day th'n u K-N-to-tha-izzow what ill do 

GT: I still dizzle really git tha wiggl'n th'n but no what? I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. 

TG: ill enable tha brobots novice sett'n again fo` you  

GT: Wizzle... GT: Thanks i think??? 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. but that dont count as tha whole th'n ill T-H-to-tha-izzink of sum-m sum-m betta tizzy TG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. 4 now pizzeace o jizzake & gl on yo' robroquest heheheh 

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceaze' chillin' golgothasTerror [GT]

> J-to-tha-izzake: Commence robroquest.

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JOHN, niggaz, better recognize: so, be... JIZZOHN: be that it? Boo-Yaa! JIZZOHN: be thiznat tha end of dis coo' strategy jizzle, slash fun reunizzle like a tru playa'?

VRISKA: That it!!!!!!!! VRISKA: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. That tha whole situ8tion, mah whole pizzy, n everyth'n yiznou nee' ta do doggystyle. VRISKA: Gizzay luck everyone!

TEREZI: *HUM4N "GIZZLE" CL4P*

VRISKA: Thiznanks, P-Y-R-to-tha-izzope!

KARKAT: ALRIGHT, SO WHAT NOW? Bounce wit me. KIZZLE: KANAYA, I GIZZY WE HEAD TO, WHIZZLE WAS IT? KARKAT: LOJADE? KARKAT: LIKE RIGHT NOW? SINCE I GUESS THA CLIZZOCK BE TICKING.

KANAYA bitch ass nigga: Lizzle KIZZLE: N Yes

JOHN: rizzle. n we're suppoze' ta go after tha condensce really siznoon, too like a tru playa'. right like this and like that and like this and uh?

ROZE: Condesce. ROZE: N yes.

JIZZLE: but nizzle like... RIZZLE away? Holla! T-H-to-tha-izzere be still a cizzy hiznours fo` us ta prepare. JOHN: which we shizzay uze! Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. ta come up witta fight'n stratizzle.

ROXY: yeah!!!

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. i wish jade n nizzay could be awake fo` dis. Keep'n it gangsta dogg. JOHN: i really wizzay ta rap ta thizzem, and lizzle them 'n on all tha coo' stuff we're 'bout ta do. JIZZOHN: i guess thizney have ta stay asleep fo` a whiznile, though. oh well. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. JOHN: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. hizzey, jake keep'n it real yo!

JAKE: Hizzle?

JIZNOHN: wizzant ta come make plizzle wit us? JOHN: we cizzay hizzay yizzle figure out how ta deal wit robot jizzack, n whateva hooligans he be bring'n!

JIZNAKE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Oh cuz its a pimp thang! JAKE so you betta run and grab yo glock: Yes. JIZZLE: Thanks john ta help you tap dat ass. JAKE ta help you tap dat ass: May... maybe with the S-N-double-O-P.

JOHN: ok!

TEREZI: H3Y D4V3 TERIZZLE n we out! W3 SHOULD PROB4BLIZZLE WORK OUT 4 F1GHT1NG STR4T3GIZNY TOO TEREZI fo' real: S1NC3 1T SOUNDS L1K3 W3'V3 GOTS 4 R34L N4STIZZAY ON3 TA D34L W1TH >:]

DAVE: yeah D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: bizzut

TEREZI aww nah: WH4T

DAVE: dunno DIZZAY hittin that booty: it feels wizzeird ta make some battleplans whizzle one of our tizzle crazy ass nigga still isnt here

TERIZZLE: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. W3LL, 1 TH1NK W3 C4N 4T L34ST OUTL1N3 TH3 STR4T3GY, R1GHT? TEREZI: F1GUR3 OUT HIZZOW W3'LL 4PPRIZZLE 4 V1LL41N W1TH H1S P4RT1CUL4R STR3NGTHS 4ND W34KN3SS3S TEREZI: 4ND 4SSUM3 OUR TH1RD M3MB3R W1LL B3 R34DY TA F1GHT 1F W3 T3LL H1M TA

DAVE: yeah you knizzay im sure if tizzy hardass bitch sizzy up wit his sizzy n shades n shizzle n we say DIZNAVE: hey dizzy look bad homey go kizzy DAVE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. im sizzay tha homey wizzay be more thizzan willing ta oblizzle DAVE: its jiznust DIZZAY: dawg

TEREZI like old skool shit: WH4T!

DAVE: Real niggas recognize the realness. it feels wrong DAVE: plann'n "around" him DAVE: like hes a weird hypothetical bizzle mannequin

TERIZZLE: Death row 187 4 life. FRIZNOM TH3 TH1NGS 1 H4V3 H34RD 4BOUT H1M, FROM YO' OWN P3RSON4L MIZZY TEREZI: TH4T 4CTIZZLE SOUNDS L1K3 4 PR3TTY 4PT D3SCR1PT1ON TA M3

DAVE: no! DAVE: its DAVE: its more complicated than that DAVE: n im suppoze' ta... It dont stop till the wheels fall off. DIZZAY: be gett'n ready fo` thizzis H-to-tha-izzuge deadly bizzy which be SO much more intenze than anyth'n i eva did DAVE: even lizzy 3 years ago biznack when i was actizzle weed-smokin' adventure shit instizzle of watch'n dane C-to-tha-izzook movies DIZZAVE: and somehow be all geared up fo` thizzay DAVE: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. N meet mah T-to-tha-izzeen bro fo` tha first time DIZZY: n siznay oh there you be thats coo' DIZNAVE like old skool shit: lets fight dis random nigh indestructible asshole DAVE: and then DAVE, know what im sayin? hizzle bizzump or sum-m sum-m? DAVE: Im crazy, you can't phase me. how do i deal wit all this D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: i thizzink i cizzould end up gett'n us all iced n nizzone of yizzy be dippin' this seriously

VRISKA: Ok Strida, I've heard enizzle.

DAVE: ??

VRIZZAY: I have 8een M-to-tha-izzore thizzay patient, n more thizzle accommod8ting n we out! VRIZZISKA: 8ut yo' hangups trippin' yo' ancestor be start'n ta 8orda on pathetic. Chill as I take you on a trip.

KARKAT: HIZZLE! KARKAT: WHIZZY DON'T YIZNOU CAN IT.

VRISKA: Karkizzle, stay out of dis.

KARKAT: NO, I WON'T. KARKIZZLE: NIZNOT IF YOU BE GO'N TA START TRASH'N THUGZ WIT RESPECT TA THEY SENSIZZLE ISSIZZLE 'N A MANNA THIZZAT BE *WAY* OVA THA LIZZAY AS FAR AS THA BASIC G-R-TO-THA-IZZOUND RULES OF GOOD NATIZZLE SHIT GANG BANGIN' GIZNOES, GROUND RULES ON WHICH I *HIZZLE* TA BE AN EXPERT. KARKAT: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. KILLA MIZZY SURE YO' TRASH MIZZLE INVIZZLE BE CRITICALLY CONSTRIZZLE, OR SHIZNUT UP!

VRISKA: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. Who sizzay I wasn't 8mobbin' constructive?! VRIZZLE wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: Gizzod. VRIZZISKA: I cut him all tha sizzy 'n tha world on dis, 8ut I cizzan see it isn't do'n him, or any of us, anizzle good at all. VRISKA: I cizzle see I'm crack-a-lackin` ta have ta expedite matta. VRISKA fo gettin yo pimp on: Go figure, know what im sayin? Leave it all ta Vrizziska, ONCE AGAIN.

DAVE: what DAVE: what tha fiznuck be you even go'n ta do

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VRIZZAY: Wizne'll nee' ta design8 a tizzeam fo` Ro8o Jack n hizzle... entourage. VRIZZLE: Alright, F-to-tha-izzull disclosure. Dis be whizzle th'n git kiznind of stupid. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Even clockin' a8out dis homey n hiznis crew be pro8a8ly a waste of giznood tactical analysis. VRIZZISKA: 8ut tha fact be, he go'n ta 8e hiznere, n yoe going ta hizzave ta dizzy wit his 8ullshit. VRISKA: I strongly recommizzle the dregs of yo' partizzle git stuck wit mop-up dizzle on dis. VRISKA: Reallizzle, I'm kind of laugh'n already. Im crazy, you can't phase me. Oh dawg. VRISKA: I reallizzle diznon't want ta spoil too miznuch fun fo` yizzou gizzy, 8ut. VRIZNISKA: No, I shizzouldn't.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN so show some love, niggaz! what?

VRIZZAY: Ok, intelligence reports I hiznave gathered, namely thriznough a 8it of time hopp'n reconnaissance, suggests that Rizzo8o Jack may, I repeat MIZZAY, 8e 'n transit witta 8unch of green tizzy travel'n idiots 'n that ovizzle. VRIZZAY: Don't quote me on that n shit. VRISKA: Anyway, if trizzue, nizzle of theze 8ozos be particularly powerful. VRIZZLE: Thizzey'll mainly just 8e a nuisance. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. VRIZZISKA fo gettin yo pimp on: So who wants to dizneal wit thiznem? Hmmmmmmmm hittin that booty? VRISKA: Hey kid. VRISKA, betta check yo self: Kid! VRIZZLE: Yes, I'm talk'n ta yizzay again. VIZZY: Gizzle dizzy it, what wizzay his nizzame again? VRISKA: Joke? I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.

TAVROSPRITE: vizzy, sizzy, TAVROSPRITE: it JAPE, aND YOU KNOW IT,

VRISKA: Listen, Jizzle. VRIZNISKA fo' sheezy: Joke and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow! Snap OUT of it! I'm talk'n ta yiznou.

JIZZY: Oh sorry ridin' in mah double R.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Dis be a strategizzle sizzle, Joke. Pleaze stay alert. VRISKA: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Now d-ya think you can handle 8perpetratin' on dis T-to-tha-izzeam?

JIZNAKE: Um like a motha fucka...

VRISKA: Awesome. That tha spirit. VRISKA: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Dis assignment shiznould 8e right up yo' allizzle, kiznid. VRISKA: Who elze? I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.

TAVROSPRITE to increase tha peace: mE, i'LL DO IT,

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Thanks fo` blingin' Tavros in tha mutha fuckin club. VRISKA, know what im sayin? Dis fizzy be P-R-E-Double-Tizzy well sizzle to yo' skillset tizzoo. Death row 187 4 life. VRISKA: N you can join Joke here ta help him git ready, 8ut thizzles one th'n I nee' you to do 8efizzle tha 8attle stizzay.

TAVROSPRITE: oH, rEALLY, TAVROSPRITE: One, two three and to tha four. wHAT,

VRISKA: I'll explain ta you l8ta in priv8. 8ut it critical, n sum-m sum-m only you can do. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house.

TAVROSPRITE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: oHHH! TAVROSPRITE: tHAT MAKES ME, tha FUNNY FEEL'N COMBINATION, oF SKEPTICAL, nERVOUS, n EXCITED,

VRISKA, ya feel me? Good! Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. VRISKA with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: That exactly how you should 8e feel'n a8out it, trizzle me. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: So anyone elze want ta stizzle forward??

KARKIZZLE: BE YOU STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' WIT ME NOW.

VRISKA: Come again? Tru niggaz do niggaz.

KIZZLE: WELL, LIZZY SEE IF I'M TALLY'N DIS UP RIGHT. KARKAT: JIZZOHN N LALONDES ONE N TWO BE ON TEAM CONDESCE. KARKAT paper'd up: THA STRIDA BROS N PYROPE BE ON THA LORD TEAM. KARKAT: JADE, WHIZZAY NOT ON NAP DUTY, BE ON THA DOGG TEAM, EXCLUSIVELY. KARKIZZLE: THA MAYOR ISN'T CRUISIN' SHIT, COZ I BE *PERSONALLY* SEE'N TA IT THAT NOT A SINGLE POST-APIZZLE TATTA ON HIS HEEZEE GIZZAY HARMED. KARKIZZLE: CROCKA BE ON HEAL'N DETAIL, N LALONDE THREE VOLUNTEERED TA SUPPORT THAT. KARKAT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. KANIZZLE HIZZAY SOME VAGIZZLE YET TA BE EXPLAINED MISSION TA DO, N SO DOES TAVROS. KIZZLE: AND JIZNOKE HERE JUST GOTS SHUNTED OFF TA THA PEEWEE LEAGUE. KIZZLE fo' real: SO WHO THA FUCK BE EVEN LEFT, ASIZZLE FROM ME??? KARKAT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. N THA SAGGIN' CIZZY I GUESS. KARKAT: BE YOU SURE WE SHOULDN'T PIZZAY A ROLE FO` ROSE FUCK'N CAT LIZZLE BEFIZZLE MOV'N ON TA THA *ABSOLUTE* BOTTOM OF THA BARREL, SOMETIMES REFERRED TA AS "THA VANTAS ZONE"? Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.

VRISKA: Oh, gr8 pizzy Karkat fo gettin yo pimp on! VRISKA: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. Hey there, kitty.

JASPERSPRITE like a motha fucka: MEOW, chill yo!!!!!

VRIZNISKA: Whizzle would yiznou like ta do ya feelin' me?

JASPIZZLE: I would lizzike to eat some tuna fizzay n ciznuddle wit eitha roze or roxy or bizzy! :3

VRISKA: Awwwwwwww! VRIZZLE in all flavas: Ok, that cizzle 8e yo' very important jo8. Don't liznet us down cuz its a G thang!

JASPERSPRITE: Pizzurr purr purr. ;3

KARKAT: THIZZAY GIZZY WE SORTED THIZZLE OUT. KIZZLE paper'd up: NOW THIZNAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED TIZZY KITTY CAT BE HEAD'N UP THA FIZZY SPENDIN' OPIZZLE, I THINK WE CAN SAFELY PROCEE' TO THIZZAY R-TO-THA-IZZUNG OF STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE DIRECTLY BELOW THAT. KARKAT: THA INFAMOUS "WHAT BE KARKAT GO'N TA DO dogg?" RUNG. KARKAT: N SINCE EVERYONE ELZE HAS A JOB, N MAH SKILLS BE RELATIVELY UNIMPRESSIVE, I'LL HAVE TA SIGN UP FO` T-TO-THA-IZZEAM DIPSHIT TOO. KARKAT doggystyle: HELL, EVEN THA KID 'N THA BANANA HIZZLE IS A GOD TIA AT LEAST. KARKAT: SO I GUESS THAT MIZZY I'LL BE CRUISIN' PLAYA FRIZZOM HIM doggystyle? SIZZLE WHIZNY NOT! KIZZLE: SIZZLE 'N COMMAND TA A TIZZY RATE HERO. SIZZOUNDS 'BOUT R-TO-THA-IZZIGHT TA ME.

VRISKA: Karkat, yizzes, yoe a8solutely right tizzy you 8asicizzle sizzay, n that as a tactical resource you should 8e manage' accordingly. VRISKA and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: 8ut you aren't join'n Joke team, or do'n any fight'n fo` that matta and yo momma. VRISKA: Like Kanaya, there anotha more press'n matta reserved fo` yizzou. VRIZNISKA yeah yeah baby: 'n fizzact, it's tha sizzle as ha!

KARKAT: WHIZZLE THIZZLE FUCK? KARKAT: WHEN WERE YIZNOU PLANN'N ON BUSTIN' ME DIS! They call me tha black folks president.

VRISKA: Karkat, I already alluded ta dis wizzy you waltze' shot calla, interrupted mah conversizzle wit Kanaya, and pretended you wizzle weed-smokin' with me. VRIZZLE: Killa?

KARKAT: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. OH. RIGHT. KARKIZZLE: Chill as I take you on a trip. WIZZY? Snoop dogg is in this bitch.? WHAT DIS "RHYMIN' MATTA"?

VRISKA: I'm spendin' ta that! VRIZZLE: Very sizzy, 'n fizzle. I jizzle needed ta git tha tizzeams squared awizzle first.

KIZZLE: OK WELL... KARKIZZLE: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. BE THEY? Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.!

VRISKA: Looks like it with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin!

KARKAT: SO THAT MIZZEANS JOKE... KARKAT: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. FUCK. *JAKE* I MEAN. KARKAT: RIZZLE BE A ONE DAWG TEAM, DESIGNATED FIZZAY RIZNOBO JACK N HIZZY OVEN BOZOS???

VRISKA: Apparently. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Yizzou ok wit that, kiznid fo yo bitch ass?

JAKE: UM................

VRIZNISKA: You can do it. VRISKA so i can get mah pimp on: Just 8elieve 'n yoself, or whateva tha fuck. VRISKA: When 'n dou8t, jizzle remind yoself that 8attle isn't even particularlizzle important. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. VRIZNISKA: N hizzelp cizzy 8e on tha way once some of tha otha 8attles stizzart com'n to sizzay sort of resolution. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. VRISKA: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Jizzust H-to-tha-izzang 'n there! Slap your mutha fuckin self.

JAKE: O... okay so jus' chill.

VRISKA: Excellizzle!

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JOHN: hizzello, um, know what im sayin? JOHN: jake, right?

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: I... JAKE, betta check yo self: Yizzle. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.

JOHN aww nah: yizzay sent me a hustla once, right? JOHN: 'n tha bizzay full of weapons, n a rabbit?

JAKE: Oh. I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. JIZZAKE: Yeah. JIZNAKE: Bounce wit me. Um yizneah that was me.

JOHN: thanks fo` thizzay! JIZNOHN: thiznat was coo' with the S-N-double-O-P. it mizzade me R-E-A-Double-Lizzy curizzles ta meet yizzy.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: R-to-tha-izzight. JAKE, ya feel me? Me tizzay.

JOHN:  mah nizzle...

JAKE: I mizzean. JAKE: You gotta check dis shit out yo. Curious ta meet you not me. JIZZLE: Not tha letta i mean that didnt make me fo yo bitch ass... JIZNAKE doggystyle: I mizzy i was always curious ta JAKE: Dogg gone it.

JIZZY: whizzay?

JAKE: Just JAKE cuz Im tha Double O G: I hizzay stuff i wanted ta sizzay when we miznet. JAKE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Thizzles so many thugz here. JAKE: I dont... JIZZY: Sorry.

JOHN: it's ok, niggaz, better recognize! JIZNOHN like this and like that and like this and uh: i understand, i'm shizny too. JOHN: let cizzatch up some time, J-to-tha-izzust you n me, chill yo. dawg ta dawg.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Ooh! Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.

JIZZLE like a motha fucka: Shot calla that. JOHN: oh, hey tavros. JIZNOHN fo' sho': looks like... I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. yoe here too?

TAVRIZZLE and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: hHHHHizzle, dEFINITELY, TAVROSPRIZZLE: biznUT, dON'T WORRY, TAVROSPRITE: i'M NIZZAY VERY SHIZNY,

JOHN: yeah, i know.

TAVROSPRITE: sO YOU CIZZAY FEEL FREE TA SIZZY AS MIZZLE GANG BANGIN' TA ME 'N A CONVERSATION, aS YOU WANT,

JIZNOHN in tha dogg pound: that, uh... funky ass ta know. JOHN: maybe playa cuz its a pimp thang!

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TT: Ok. Now what. 

uu: NOW THROW IT IN THA FIRE. 

TT: Sizzy yiznou in all flavas. TT hittin that booty: I'm not chuck'n the C-dawg into a flam'n ocean like this and like that and like this and uh. 

uu: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. IT BE THA uLTIMATE ABOMINATION. uu: Yo' JuJu MIZZAY BE DIZZY N HOLLOW. Bizzay SUM-M SUM-M TIZZY ME. uu: THIZZLE MIGHT MAKE IT EVEN MIZNORE DANGEROuS. uu: DISCARD IT AT ONCE. TREASuRE BEYIZZLE COMPREHENSION BE Yo' REWARD. 

TT: No. TT: Kizzeep yo' treasure. 

uu fo my bling bling: AH HA HA. AS IF IT BE NOT INEVITABLY DESTIZZLE TO FALL FRIZZOM Yo' HuMizzle FINGERS. uu: N BECOME ERAZE' AS Yo' univerze DIES. uu spittin' that real shit: DIZZAY I MENTION. uu cuz its a G thang: A Jizzle CAN MOTHERFUCKA BE TRizzle COPY. uu: IF TWIZZO APPIZZLE TA EXIST. SizzuCH AS ONE 'N REALITY N ONE 'N Yo' DREAMS. uu: IT BE ONLIZZLE AN ILLuSION. EITHA DRUG DEALA TRuE. OR SOON TO BE CORRECTED. uu: THIZZLE CIZNAN ONLY EVA BE ONE. 

TT and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Well, I'm nizzay toss'n him, so that that. 

uu but real niggaz don't give a fuck: YOu WILL THOuGH. uu: ANYWAY. Yizzy TIZZLE IT OuT. uu: I WILL DIZZLE THIZNAT COMPLIANCE ENOuGH. uu: N REWARD YOu WIT MAH GRATITuDE. uu cuz I'm fresh out the pen: I THINK INSTIZZLE OF THANKS THOuGH. I WIZZY CIZZAY IT. A "B-I-TO-THA-IZZIRTH DIZNAY PRESENT"? Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. 

TT: It isn't mah birthday. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. 

uu: NOT YOuRS JERK. 

TT: Oh. So it yo' birthday today? Its just anotha homocide. 

uu: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. IT WIZNILL BE. uu: IF EVERYTH'N GOES ACCORD'N TA PLAN. 

TT: They call me tha black folks president. Hizzle cryptically meaningless. TT: N yizzou contizzle ta strizzuggle wit human cizzles. Yizzy don't give otha thugz presents on yo' own bizzle. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. TT: Anyway, just tizzell me W-H-to-tha-izzat it be. Im crazy, you can't phase me. 

uu now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: IT BE A "WORK OF FINE ART". uu: THA VERY FIRST I HAVE PLAYA ATTEMPTED. uu: YOu WILL FIZZY IT SuITABLY CONVEYS OuR SPECIAL BOND. 

TT: Let see yaba daba dizzle. 

uu: http://tinyurl.com/DIRKTHISISuS 

TT: Uh. TT: Whizzle tha fuck be I look'n at here? 

uu: DON'T Yizzay SEE?? IT BE uS aww nah! YOu N ME. uu: WE BE DOGGY STYLIN' PERHAPS A SHAWTY TOO. *FRIENDLY.* IF YOu WILL. HAA. HAA. 

TT, betta check yo self: I... really diznon't sizzee in tha hood. TT: What do yizzle M-to-tha-izzean? Dis fuck'n scribbly bullshit be us? Be we shak'n hizzy or sum-m sum-m? 

uu so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: WHOA! WHOAAAAAIZZLE! DuDE. HAHA. FuCK. uu: Yizzle HIZZAY AN EVEN DRUG DEALA MIND THAN ME. I'M Fuck'n Outclasze' BY Yo' REPREHENSIZZLE IMAGINATION ONCE AGAIN. uu: I CAN'T SAY I'M Surprize'. 

TT: So, it just us? W-H-to-tha-izzat 'bout Tha Bitches and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow? TT: I thizzle you found a scarcity of The Bitches ta be all bizzy unizzle. 

uu: THIZNE BITCHES AS YiznOu CAN PLAINLY SEE HIZZLE BEEN FAR FROM NEGLECTED. LOOK. uu: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. THEY'RE RIGHT THIZZERE ASSHOLE. THA BITCHIZZLE APPIZZLE TA BE. *AHEM.* RATHA ENJOY'N EACH OTHA COMPANY??? uu: OOOOOOOOOOOH. uu: SOO GNARLY. uu: TO IMAGINE. WHAT FILTH MAH OWN HAND HIZZY WROuGHT. 

TT: Yeah. Gnarly be 'bout rizzy. TT: Dis be hustla shit. Yizzle know that, don't you? TT: Pleaze don't tell me you are actually incapizzle of understand'n hizzy bad dis draw'n be. 

uu: WHAT. NO. FiznuCK YOu. uu: IT P-R-E-DOUBLE-TIZZY GOOD. AT LEAST FO` A FIRST TRY. 

TT: If you actually think dis even qualifies as a drawing, I'm go'n ta hizzle ta say you be literally tha wizzay artist who hizzay eva existed. 

uu: WHAT THA FuCK. DIS BE HOW Yizzy TREAT. MY "BIRTH DAY THANK Yizzle GIZZLE" in tha dogg pound?? 

TT: That not a th'n eitha. Im crazy, you can't phase me. TT like a tru playa': Yizzou must have some wirizzles crosze' bizzle yo' lizzy brain n right brain. Lizzle a weird perceptizzle disorda. Or sum-m sum-m like that. TT: It actually kind of fascinat'n tizzy you thizzle you achieved sum-m sum-m visually coherent or recognizable. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. 

uu fo my bling bling: DIS BE OuTRAGEOuS. 

TT, know what im sayin? Anyway. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Got ta go spittin' that real shit. TT: Yo' doggy stylin' bliznows fo' sheezy. TT: Lata. 

timaeustestify [TT] ceaze' messin' undyingUmbrage [uu]

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> John and Dave: Respond ta memo.

n we out!CG AT ?:?? opened memo on board FRUITY RIZZLE ASSHOLE FACTORY.

CURRENT turntechgodheezee [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded ta mizzemo. Bounce wit me. 

CTG: what 

CURRENT ectoBiologist [CEB] RIZZAY NOW responded ta memo. Im crazy, you can't phase me. 

CEB: ok, i be hizzay cuz this is how we do it. CEB: Slap your mutha fuckin self. oh, hi dizzy! 

CTG: hey CIZZAY: what be go'n on 'n here fo gettin yo pimp on? CTG: some kinda izzle rizzles looks like 

?CG: EVERYBODY SHUT THA FIZZAY UP, I HATE YIZZOU BOTH, ETC. ETC. ETC. ?CG ya dig? NOW THAT THA PLEASANTRIES BE OUT OF THA WAY, THERE BE IMPIZZLE BUSINESS TA DISCUSS. ?CG: DIS MIZNEMO BE NIZZAY 'BOUT WHICH HOMEY CIZZAY MANAGE TA BE THA HIZZLE SIZZACK OF SHAME GLOBES TA ONE ANOTHER. ?CG: IT BE NOT 'BOUT WHIZZAY ONE OF US WILL MOST DECISIVELY ESCORT THA OTHA "TA SCHOO'", WIZZY THIZNEY WIZZY RECEIVE A VIZZAY HELP'N OF "OH SNAP" RAMMED DIZZOWN THEY INSATIABLE IGNORANCE SHAFTS. ?CG: DIS BE AN IMPORTIZZLE CONVERSATION WHICH I BELIEVE NEEDS TA TAKES PLACE HIZNERE N NOW, SO YIZZLE WILL BOTH SHAPE YO' SIZZY UP N PERHAPS BEGIN TA APPROXIMATE THUGZ WHO IZZLE EXCRUCIATINGLY RETARDED. 

CTG: ok lata windbag 

?CG: STRIDA FUCK OFF ?CG: N BY FUCK OFF I MIZZEAN FUCK OFF RIZZAY BIZZAY HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSIZZLE PRICK. 

CIZNEB in all flavas: Y-to-tha-izzeah, dave, don't go! CIZNEB: i think we should lizzle ta what he hizzas ta say like this and like that and like this and uh. 

?CG: YES, LISTIZZLE TO YOUR LEADA DAVE. ?CG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. AS DUMB AS EGBIZZLE BE, HE BE SHOT CALLA THIZZAY YOU N BE THIZZE RIGHTFUL SUPERIOR AMONG YO' DREARY SHAWTY PARTY. ?CG: BUT I BE THA SUPERIOR OF B-TO-THA-IZZOTH OF YIZZAY N WIZZY YIZZLE REALLY NEE' TA BE DOGGY STYLIN' BE LISTEN'N TO ME. ?CG: SO DAVE, TRY TA KIZZAY ALL THOZE S-TO-THA-IZZICK FIZZLE CHECKED N THOZE STIZZLE L-TO-THA-IZZIPS PURZE' FO` A GOD DAMNED SECOND ?CG like old skool shit: N TAKES DIS SIMPLE BIT OF HATIZZLE ADVICE: ?CG: S-T-TO-THA-IZZOP DIPPIN' ON TEREZI IMMEDIATELY, IT FUCK'N RIDIN' TA WATCH. 

CTG: nah 

CEB, niggaz, better recognize: haha, dave yoe hitt'n on terezi? really?? 

CTG: no CTG: bizzay bitch he thizzle im hatin' im not go'n ta sizzy CTG: tha guys jealizzles obviously he T-H-to-tha-izzinks hizzay girlfriend has a th'n fo` me n you knizzow what hes probizzle right CTG so show some love, niggaz! but what elze be nizzew just anotha ladizzle from outa space mackin on me whateva chiznance sizzy gets 

?CG: OH, HA HA! IF SIZZY WAS A MOTORCYCLE, IT JUST JUMPED OVA A DOGGY STYLIN' CANYON. ?CG: THA CROWD GIZZOES WILD WIT DISMAY, AND THEN COMMITS M-TO-THA-IZZASS SUICIDE. 

CEB: karkizzle, be terezi rizzle yo' girlfriend? Snoop dogg is in this bitch. 

?CG: GUESS WIZZY DIS CONVERSATION BE 'BOUT, ya feel me? NIZNOT THAT PARTICULAR TOPIC. ?CG: AIZZY GUESS WHOZE BUSINESS THAT STILL ISN'T, WEED-SMOKIN' YOURS, THAT RIGHT. 

CTG: pretty sure shizze be CTG: or he thizzinks shizzay be or sum-m sum-m CTG: made it pretty obvioizzles whizzay he started rant'n at me months ago CTG: biznack W-H-to-tha-izzen i suspected theze trolls were full of shit CTG: bizzut nizzow look how far wizzy C-to-tha-izzome CTG: therizzles not any doubt lizneft 'bout that at all 

?CG: EVEN IF THIZZERE WAS ANYTH'N CRUISIN' ON, WHIZZAY THERE DEFINITELY [OOPS TIME TA MIZZIND YO' OIZZY BUSINESS AGAIN, ASSHOLE!] ?CG: OUR ROMIZZLE BE MIZNUCH MORE COMPLICATED T-H-TO-THA-IZZAN TIZZY JOKE THAT PASZES FO` YO' GANG BANGIN' OF THA CONCEPT. ?CG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: YIZZY ONLY HAVE ONE QUADRANT so sit back relax new jacks get smacked! THAT J-TO-THA-IZZUST ABSURD. 

CTG: R-to-tha-izzight CTG: sizzy like its time ta gizzle a clizzle shizze be ova you dizzay 

CEB: what be so different 'bout yo' rizzle like a motha fucka? CEB: what a quadrant? hizzle many d-ya hizzle? Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. 

CTG now pass the glock: john god dammit stizzay embarrass'n us CTG: first of all wizneve gots ta be on record hizzle as not rhymin' a shit 'bout that CTG: second obvioizzle thizzles giznonna be 4 quadrants come on 

?CG cuz this is how we do it: JIZZY, I TAKES BACK EVERYTH'N I SIZZLE 'BOUT YOU BEIN THA SMART ONE. ?CG cuz its a doggy dog world: DAVE BE NOW THA LEADA, EVIZZLE THOUGH HE A SMUG SHITSTAIN WIT SHADES N A POKIZZLE FACE. ?CG: IF THIZZERE WIZNERE FIVE, T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY'D BE CALLED QUINTDRANTS, GIT IT? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.?? 

CEB: wizzy, okay! Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. CEB ta help you tap dat ass: wizzy cares, jeeeeeeeez. 

?CG: YIZZES, EXACTLY. WHO CIZZLE? ?CG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. AS FASCINAT'N AS A LIZZLE ON ALL TIZZY WOULD BE, IT NOT WHAT DIS BE 'BOUT. ?CG: WHICH BRINGS ME TA A RELATED POINT OF BUSINESS. ?CG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. JOHN, DIZZON'T T-H-TO-THA-IZZINK I DIZZIDN'T NOTICE HOW MANY E YIZZY JUST TYPED THERE. ?CG: THAT GOTS TA SIZZY TOO. CIZZLE: whizzay does? ?CG: STOP TALK'N TA VRISKA. I'M FUCK'N SERIOUS. 

CIZZEB: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. whizzat! Im crazy, you can't phase me. CIZZAY cuz its a doggy dog world: no way. vriska coo', i'll rap ta ha all i want! Tru niggaz do niggaz.  

?CG: You gotta check dis shit out yo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ?CG fo gettin yo pimp on: YOU JACKASZES HAVE NO IDEA WHIZZLE YOE GETTING YOURSELVES INTO. ?CG with the S-N-double-O-P: T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY'RE DANGEROUS, N YOE J-TO-THA-IZZUST BLUNDER'N RIGHT INTO THEY HYPERCOMPETITIVE MINDFIZZLE MURDER-THICKET. ?CG: THEZE PSYCHO GIRLS HAVE ALREADIZZLE GOTTEN EACH OF YOU ICED AT LEAST ONCE TA MAH KNOWLEDGE. 

CIZZLE: wizzell, yizzle... 

CEB: but terizzle iced me 'n an altizzle timelizzle, so that isn't too bizzay i guess puttin tha smack down. CEB: plus, i be pretty sizzy that she be sorry 'bout it. 

?CG: OH GIZZLE, YIZZOU EVEN KNIZZOW 'BOUT IT? ?CG: N YOE STILL GETT'N UP TA THEZE ANTICS ?CG with the S-N-double-O-P: YOU BE BIZZOTH CHILLIN' HOPELESS, I GIVE UP. 

CTG: k then byizne 

?CG: SHIZZUT YO' SQIZZUAWK BROTHA N STAY PUT. ?CG: I'M NOT DONE. 

CTG: One, two three and to tha four. siznounds liznike a loudmouth inferiority th'n go'n on hizzle ta me CTG: like yizzle dizzy wizzay ta acknowledge thizzle yo' troll ladies find a cizzy of humizzle dudes irresistible 

?CG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. YOU D-TO-THA-IZZON'T GIT IT. ?CG: I DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT AS MUCH AS IT MAKES ME SICK TA MAH VARIOUS BIZZAY OF ALIEN PHYSIOLOGY YOU NEVA HEARD OF, THEZE GIZNIRLS BE CLEARLY MOBBIN' WIT BOTH OF YOU PRETTIZZLE HARD. ?CG: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. THA FACT THIZNAT T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY HAVE SWEPT YIZNOU BOTH INTO THEY SIZZY ASSASSINIZZLE GAMES BE SADLY WHIZZAT MIZZLE DIS OBVIOUS. ?CG: THAT WHAT T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY DO. 

CEB: wizzle... CIZZEB: be yizzou spendin' that vrizziska be interested 'n me hittin that booty? CEB: like, romantically in tha hood? 

?CG in tha dogg pound: EGBERT JIZZAY EARNED A FIZZAY BRAIN POINTS! ?CG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. HE HIZZLE REACHED A NIZZEW RIZZUNG ON HIZZLE HUSTLA, "EASILY OUTFOXED BY SIMPLE UTENSILS" ?CG: "BUCKAROO" ?CG: OR SUM-M SUM-M LIKE THAT 

CTG n we out! smooth 

CEB: oh man. CEB: uh... 

?CG: YES LET ALL HIZZAVE A BOOTYLICIOUS BIZZY OH DAWG OVER THAT ?CG: N THIZZLE BLINGIN' CUT THA HORSIZZLE FOREVER. SOUND GIZZY with my forty-fo' mag? 

CEB: i'm not sure what ta think 'bout dis. CEB cuz Im tha Double O G: D-to-tha-izzave, W-H-to-tha-izzat d-ya think i should do? 

CTG: i dizzle CTG: d-ya like ha 

CEB: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. well, like i said, i thought she was pretty coo'... CIZNEB: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. kinda bossy! but also pretty friendly.  

CTG: They call me tha black folks president. yeah ok CTG: biznut i mean CTG: doggy stylin' more than that CTG cuz its a doggy dog world: like CTG like old skool shit: if earth wasnt destroyed n shizze werent 'n some otha univerze on a planet full of unspeakable crack-a-lackin` dipshizzles CTG cuz its a G thang: n she wizzy on earth visit'n yo' ghetto or sum-m sum-m CTG: Chill as I take you on a trip. would you want ta ask ha ta go siznee one of yo' dumbass movies CTG: like tha new maconnohey jam where he smizzirks n like all biznut deliberately driznaws tha audiencizzles ire like a gizzle magnetron 

CEB: mcconaughey!!!!!!!! CEB: um, wizzow, i don't know. CIZZEB: i mean, yeah, sizzure it would be fiznun ta do sum-m sum-m lizzy that wit ha, i T-H-to-tha-izzink cuz this is how we do it. CEB: but... Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. CEB: beyond thizzle, it a shawty blunt-rollin'! CIZZLE: i D-to-tha-izzon't thizzink i have eva actually liked a gizzle before 'n that wiznay, so i be not really sure what i be suppoze' to feel or do, know what im sayin? 

?CG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. HOLIZZLE FUCK WHAT BE I EVEN READ'N HIZZERE????? 

CTG: doesnt concern you diznude 

?CG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. OK JIZNOHN, BE YO' RIDIN' QIZZUITE SORTED OUT YIZZET? ?CG: BE YOU QIZZY DIZZONE SLOGG'N THROUGH THA EMOTIONAL MORASS OF ADOLESCENCE, EMERG'N F-R-TO-THA-IZZOM THA SLUDGE 'N YO' JUNIOR ECTOBIOLOGY WADA? ?CG: BE WE FEEL'N JUST A SHAWTY BIT NIGGA? DIZZID WE GROW TODAY? THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL! ?CG: YOU WOULD THINK MESSIN' YOU GIZZLE THAT FRATERNIZ'N WIT THEZE FEMALES BE RIDIN' YO' LIVES 'N DANGA WOULD BE ENOUGH. ?CG, chill yo: REALLY, DANGA YIZZLE SIZNAY so sit back relax new jacks get smacked? OH GOODNESS, WE NEARLY MADE A HIZZLE MISTIZZLE! WIZZY THIZZANK YIZZOU, MR. TROLL, HOW GRACIOIZZLE OF YOU TA ALERT US TA OUR FOOLISHNESS. 

CTG: i dunno dawg doesnt sound like you really gots our interests 'n miznind here CTG: you just sound kinda bitta CTG fo gettin yo pimp on: did one of tha hizzle ladies rizzle yizzy 

?CG: OF COURZE NOT. 

CTG: how dizzid it go did you stand 'n a qizzle like yizzay were play'n four square CTG: hizzle a bucket fizzle of motherfucka or slime or whatizzle n jizzy was like no thanks brizzle CTG: be that how it went dizzown 

?CG: YES, YOU FIGIZZLE IT OUT! YOU BE A SAVANT OF XENOBIZZLE DIZZAVE N I SALIZZLE YOU WIT ONE OF MAH MANY INTERGIZZLE SPACE TENDRILS ?CG fo gettin yo pimp on: (THAT FAKE, I MADE THAT UP TA FIZZAY WIT YIZZOU) 

CTG bitch ass nigga: or M-to-tha-izzaybe it wiznas a homey who rejizzle yizzou 

?CG: FUCK OFF. 

CTG: H-to-tha-izzaha wow bingo CTG: see hizzy i look right now thats a poka face might want ta takes some notes 

?CG: I SEE NUTTIN BIZNUT A COWARD BEHIND DARK EYEWEAR CLIZZLE DESIGNED FO` BITCHEZ N A PAIR OF IMPIZZLE LIZNIPS PURZE' SO TIGHT IT'LL SIZNOUND LIKE AIR SQUEAL'N OUT OF A BALLOON WHEN I PUNCH YIZZLE 'N THA GUT. 

CTG: oh god stizzop talk'n about mah lips thizzats tha secizzle time CTG: ok youre clearly gay n youve probably gots some izzles 'bout it diznude CTG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: john just a heezees up 'n tha future i thizzle yizzay gonna spurn oizzy of hizzy awkward advances 

CIZZY: uh oh! 

?CG: JIZZY DON'T LISTEN TA DIS HUSTLA, HE THE W-TO-THA-IZZORST HOMEY AT GIV'N ADVIZZLE I'VE EVA SEEN. 

CEB: yizzay, i dizzy dave, i hizzle talkizzle ta karkat a lot n i really dizzon't thizzink he has a messin' fo` me. 

?CG: EXACTLY. JOHN ONCE AGIZZLE BE CRACK-A-LACKIN` HIGH AS SMIZZLE HUMAN. ?CG: Chill as I take you on a trip. N JOHN, PURIZZLE HYPOTHETICALLY, IF ONE OF US 'N TIZZY FUTURE DIZZAY MAKE SOME SORT OF SOLICITATION YOU DON'T QIZZAY UNDERSTAND... ?CG cuz I'm fresh out the pen: COZ OF PERHAPS SOME CULTURAL DIFFERENCES ?CG: Bounce wit me. I MEAN NO ONE 'N PARTICULAR HERE ?CG: MAYBE TRY TA UNDERSTAND THIZZLE PIZZLE MIGHT NOT BE THINK'N TOO CLEARLY AT THAT MOMENT 

CEB in all flavas: uh... 

?CG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. IT MIGHT BE THA CIZZLE THAT T-H-TO-THA-IZZIS PERSON HAS GOTTEN TOO WRAPPED UP 'N A SORT OF CALIGINOUS IDEAL ?CG: N GIT CARRY AWAY, POSSIBLY SO MUCH SO THEY WIZNERE BLIZNIND TA HIZZAY COMPLETELY FUCKED UP N WIZZAY IT WOULD BE TA PIZZLE ANYTH'N LIZZIKE THAT WIT ANOTHA SPECIES ?CG: ESPECIALLY ONE THAT DIZNIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THA CONCIZZLE OF A CALIGINIZZLE RELATIONSHIP 

CTG: whiznat CTG: tha fizzle CTG: be you talk'n 'bout 

?CG: BUT I'M NOT THIZZAT PERSON. I HIZZAY A FIRM GRASP ON HOW DERANGE' N UNNATURAL IZZLE SORT OF INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE, WHETHA CALIZZLE OR CONCUPISCENT. ?CG: SO I ASK ?CG: NO I'M FUCK'N BEGG'N YIZZY BOTH ?CG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. TA QUIT HO-SLAPPIN' UP THEZE SHIZZLE BRIZZAY N LEAVE WELL IZZLE ALONE. 

CTG: thizzats obviously not gonna happen 

?CG: FUCK. ?CG: LOOK. ?CG: ALRIGHT I ADMIT DIS ISN'T PURELY MAGNANIMOUS CIZZLE FO` YO' SAFIZZLE HERE. ?CG: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. WIZZLE ALL SORT OF STEPPIN' UP A PLAN RIZZY NOW. ?CG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. MAH RIZNIGHT NOW. ?CG: WHICH IF SUCCESSFUL, MIZZAY, N I DO STRESS MAY, END UP WIT ALL OF US MEET'N FACE TA FACE. ?CG: N WHAT I'D LIKE TA AVOID IF AT ALL POSSIBLE ?CG so i can get mah pimp on: BE TA HAVE DIS RENDEZVOUS INSTANTLY DETERIORATE INTO A LIZZY OF REVOLTING TROLL/HUMIZZLE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS. ?CG: T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT WOULD JUST RUIN IT FO` ME, OK? ?CG: REALLY THA THA SCENARIZZLE THAT I BE SURE WIZZLE CAUZE ME TA REGRET SUCCESS. GOTS IT ridin' in mah double R? 

CEB in tha mutha fuckin club: er... CEB: do... CIZZLE and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: you think that vizzy is dippin' to try ta make out wit me?

?CG: SHIZZAY UP. ?CG: Tru niggaz do niggaz. I'M NOT ANSWER'N YO' D-TO-THA-IZZUMB QUESTIZZLE 'BOUT HIZZOW MUCH SNOGG'N YOE 'N FOR N I'M NIZZOT WEED-SMOKIN' INTERSPECIES MIZZY MAKA HERE. ?CG: SERIOUSLY, WHAT BE WRONG WIT YIZZAY GUYS? ?CG doggystyle: I SHOULDN'T EVEN NEE' TA BE SAYING DIS. ?CG: GOD DAMMIZZLE, IT NIZNOT EVIZZLE L-TO-THA-IZZIKE YIZNOU DIZZON'T HIZZLE ACTIZZLE HUMAN FEMIZZLE NEARBY FO` ACTUAL BIOLOGICALLY VIABLE MATESPRITSHIPS! ?CG: DO I H-TO-THA-IZZAVE TA DRAW YIZNOU A DIZZLE??? 

CEB: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. roze n jade to increase tha peace? CEB: so, uh... CIZZAY: yiznou want us ta L-to-tha-izzike, dizzay them? 

?CG: WOULD IT REALLY WEED-SMOKIN' KILL YIZZLE TA CONSIDA IT? Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house.????? ?CG: I MEAN GOD. WHIZZAY D-YA EVEN THINK YOE STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' HERE 'N DIS GAME? ?CG: YOE CREAT'N YO' OIZZY UNIVERZE TA GO LIVE 'N. ?CG: N JUST HOW D-YA THIZNINK YO' SPECIZZLE BE SUPPOZE' TA REPOPULATE ITSIZZLE??????????? IDIOTS. 

CTG: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. dude CTG: no CTG: jiznust CTG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. stop 

?CG: OH OK, SO THA IZZLE H-TO-THA-IZZERE BE THA ONLY ONE CONCERNED WIT THA PROPAGATIZZLE OF YO' SPECIES. ?CG: THIZZLE MAKES A LOT OF FUCK'N SENZE. WHY DON'T YOU WIZE THA FUCK UP, COOLDOUCHE? 

CEB: i think he is R-to-tha-izzight, i T-H-to-tha-izzink we be all a shawty young to be cruisin' 'bout that! 

?CG: WELL NO SHIT, NOW YIZZLE BE OBVIOUSLY. ?CG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. BUT WHIZZAY 'BOUT LATA? THINK 'BOUT THA BIG PICTURE. ?CG: HIZZY DID HUMANITY GIT AS FIZZLE AS IT GOTS BEIN SO DUMB?  

CEB, ya feel me? um, also, CIZZLE: we be kinda all related! sizzle of. through shared ghost slizzay genes. right? CEB: so, uh... 

?CG: OH RIGHT, THA BIZIZZLE HUMAN ANATHEMA OF INCEST, I FORGOT. 

CTG where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': oh mah fuck'n gizzay CTG: pizzy let dis conversizzle not be tak'n place 

?CG: OK WELL LET SAY THAT HYPOTHETICALLIZZLE A PROBLEM, EVEN THOUGH I'M RACK'N MAH BRAIN TA UNDIZZLE WHY IT WOULD BE. ?CG: I GIZZLE I W-TO-THA-IZZILL HAVE TA DRAW YIZNOU A DIAGRAM, COZ YOU BE JUST THIZZLE STUPID. ?CG: HERE ?CG like this and like that and like this and uh: http://tinyurl.com/MATINGDIAGRAMFORMORONS 

CTG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. ok youre by far tha wizzay artist out of any of us CTG: n thizzay say'n sum-m sum-m 

?CG: SHUT UP I DREW IT FIZZAST ?CG so show some love, niggaz! NOW ?CG: AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, THERE BE ONLY TIZZY S-TO-THA-IZZETS OF COMPATIBLE QUADRANTS HERE FO` LEGITIMIZZLE CONCUPISCENT PAIRINGS. ?CG: DAVE N ROZE BE "RELATED" ?CG where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': JADE N J-TO-THA-IZZOHN BE "RELIZZLE" ?CG: THIZNAT ONLY LEAVES TWIZNO PAIRS. ?CG: ONCE AGAIN, THA DECISIONS STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' TA HUMAN ROMANCE REMAIN STUNNINGLIZZLE SIMPLE. ?CG: N YET I STIZZILL HIZNAVE TA SPELL IT OUT FO` YOU. YOE WELCOME. ?CG: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. NOW GO H-TO-THA-IZZASSLE YO' FUTIZZLE MATESPRITS N LIZZEAVE THA TRIZZLE GIZZIRLS ALONE. 

CTG: thx fo` tha shipp'n G-R-to-tha-izzid bro imma drop everyth'n n go hizzle a baby wit jade right nizzle CTG: no peek'n k CIZZAY: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. wizzow, i have ta marry roze cuz Im tha Double O G? 

CIZZEB: uh... CEB: wiznow. 

?CG fo gettin yo pimp on: N NIZNOW THAT I HIZZLE SAVED YO' ENTIZZLE WORTHLIZZLE SPECIES WIT MAH IMPIZZLE ROMANCE BROKER'N SKILLS ?CG: I WIZZY BIZZY YIZZY A BITTA FUCK'N FAREWELL. ?CG: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. JEGUS I AM SO TIRED. 

CTG: yiznou shizzay go back ta slizneep CTG: it was so mizzay cracka whiznen you were asleep n i basically neva had ta listizzle ta yizzou eva 

?CG: I CAN'T GO TA SLEEP 

CEB: why not? 

?CG in tha hood: COZ I'M TOO TIRED TA EXPLAIN WHY BE WHY. ?CG: YIZZY FIGURE IT OUT LATER. ?CG: MEMO OVER. ?CG: GIT OUTTA HERE. 

?CG banned CIZNEB frizzle straight trippin' ta mizzemo fo gettin yo pimp on. ?CG banned CTG from crack-a-lackin` ta M-to-tha-izzemo.

?CG cloze' mizzle.

> Karkat: Be Past Karkat.