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Superman #14 (2024) #JoshuaWilliamson Words, #RafaSandoval Pictures #ThatsGottaHurt

Superman #14 (2024) #JoshuaWilliamson Words, #RafaSandoval Pictures #ThatsGottaHurt

[mickthemag]

Had me pissing myself..... funniest game ever

[superman-2050]

This is is soooo funny!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #HotShotsPartDeux #TopperHarley #CrotchShot #BallBreaker #lol #NutPuncher #Comedy #1993 #1990s #90sKids #RightInTheNuts #Ouch #ThatsGottaHurt #RunningGags #Tropes #GIFs #FunnyGIFs #Memes #HotShotsPartDeuxMemes #Parodies #ThursdaysThoughts #YouWin #ChipmunkVoice https://www.instagram.com/p/CR71gUSHseL/?utm_medium=tumblr

[lindyloo5980]

Duffy went on a bee hunt...unfortunately for the bee he was successful

[itsangeld]

A student at Harvard invited 5 people over to his dorm room to discuss a business opportunity. Only 2 of the 5 people showed up...⠀ Today those two people are Billionaires: Dustin Moskovitz $9.9 Billion and Eduardo Saverin $5.8 Billion... and the guy they met that night? None other than Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, whose current net worth is: $35.7 Billion. I wonder what it must be like to be the other 3 people who were invited to that same meeting, but chose not to attend, whether it be because they assumed it wasn't for them... or that something else that day was more important.⠀ Nothing is more expensive than a closed mind, and a missed opportunity!⠀ If you want something you've never had then you've got to DO SOMETHING you've never DONE!⠀ #ouch #thatsgottahurt #whatifthiscouldchangeeverything™⠀ #gratitudeday https://www.instagram.com/p/CVIQlmVLITY/?utm_medium=tumblr

[sweetharte]

WRITER’S BLOCK. It’s like that sometimes tho. Buy it to remind you how much being a creative blows: lauraharte.bigcartel.com #writersblock #pencil #pencilintheneck #painintheneck #thatsgottahurt #ouch #woopsies #markerart #lowbrow #lowbrowart #weirdoart #pencilssuck https://www.instagram.com/p/CN8NWz0AMEoX-Eh9YrBW6dOKJk4UQSZfUWGmds0/?igshid=1f0bllklf45ck

[feverish-and-delirious]

Sorry For Being Right

@thatsgottahurt asked: a prompt for bmc: maybe jeremy stats getting weird headaches after drinking some mountain dew and michael is the only one who knows what’s really going on and the only one who can help??

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3 months after the whole SQUIP incident, things were back to normal. But at the same time, they were totally different. Michael and Jeremy are still best friends, something that Jeremy is more than grateful for. But now, everyone who had a SQUIP then is hanging out together. Rich, Jake, Christine, Chloe, Brooke, Jenna, and Jeremy (plus Michael, of course) all formed the, “SQUIP squad,” as they liked to call it.

Jeremy and Michael were on their way to the cafeteria, when Jeremy came to a stop in front of a vending machine. He smirked when he saw normal Mountain Dew; something his dad had prevented him from drinking after the incident, or he knows it as “a deadly allergy to green Mountain Dew.”

“Jeremy,” Michael said in a warning tone, “I know that look. You can’t have green Mountain Dew anymore. I have some red in my backpack, if you want.” Michael took out a bottle of Mountain Dew Red, but Jeremy was already holding up a bottle of Mountain Dew green.

“Jeremy!” Michael shouted in a scolding tone. “You can’t drink that! It’ll activate your Squip!”

Jeremy shrugged. “Come on, Michael! That Squip thing happened, like, a year ago. It’s not gonna hurt me,” Jeremy tried to reassure Michael.

“It was only three months ago…” Michael mumbled, but Jeremy didn’t hear him. Or if he did, he just ignored him.

They sat down with “the Squip squad”. Michael made sure he kept a close eye on Jeremy as he drank from the green bottle. Concern swelled deep inside of him, despite Jeremy showing no signs of Squip reactivation. Would it take a while to take action? Or maybe Jeremy was right? Maybe it’s been long enough, and the Squip is permanently deactivated. He hoped Jeremy was right.

Lunch continued as normal for a little bit. “Normal,” being absolutely abnormal, but that was normal, at least for them. But Michael certainly didn’t miss how quiet Jeremy was.

Now that he looked closely, he looked exhausted. His skin was paler than it should’ve been, and his head was in his hands. Michael put a hand gently on his shoulder, hoping for some sort of reaction from the shorter boy. When the only reaction he received was a sob, he realized the worst had happened.

“Jeremy,” Michael whispered, concern evident in his tone, “are you okay?”

Jeremy turned his head towards Michael, but still rested it in his hands. Tears stained his cheeks. “My head hurts..” He whined. Michael bit his lower lip.

“Is he okay?” Michael heard Christine ask from the other side of Jeremy.

“He said he’d be okay if he drank Mountain Dew green,” Michael told her. Jeremy let out another sob, this one louder than the last. Michael pulled him into a hug, allowing Jeremy to rest his head on his soft jacket.

“I-I think you were right, Michael…’bout the Mountain Dew…” Jeremy whimpered. Michael ran his fingers through Jeremy’s hair, hoping to ease the pain at least a little bit.

“I know I was right,” Michael whispered softly. “I wish I wasn’t.”

Michael turned to Christine. “Can you get a Mountain Dew Red out of my backpack?” Michael asked. “He only drank a little less than half of the green. I don’t think we need a hospital trip for that, but the nurse would be helpful.”

Christine nodded, and handed Michael a bottle of the drink.

“Hey, Jeremy,” Michael spoke softly so he didn’t aggravate the headache.  “I need you to drink this, okay? It’s Mountain Dew Red.”

Jeremy turned his head so his mouth was accessible. Michael unscrewed the cap and put the bottle to Jeremy’s mouth, assisting the boy in drinking it. He made sure he drank at least half, so in total he consumed more red than green. When Michael pulled the bottle away, Jeremy buried his face in Michael’s jacket again.

“Jer, come on, we should take you to the nurse.”

Jeremy groaned, whether from the headache or the thought of moving, Michael wasn’t sure. Jeremy was stubborn, but nobody was as stubborn as Michael.

“If you aren’t going to comply, I’m going to carry you, and we’ll go straight home.”

Michael felt bad for using a scolding tone while Jeremy was in pain, but he didn’t have much of a choice. If Jeremy was in so much agony that he couldn’t even move with the help of Michael, they shouldn’t even bother with the nurse.

When Jeremy still didn’t move, Michael sighed and stood up slowly, and brought Jeremy closer to his embrace. He knew he couldn’t carry the boy...but letting him support all his weight on himself would hopefully help.

Michael ignored any and all stares he received from students who thought it was weird to see a teen leaning on another teen while walking slowly, the latter wearing two backpacks. Jeremy was his top priority, not how he looked in front of others.

Finally, after what felt like forever, they made it to Michael’s PT Cruiser. Michael carefully helped Jeremy climb into the passenger seat, and watched as the boy reflexively curled up in a ball, tucking his head between his legs and torso. Michael felt bad for smiling, since he knew he was in pain, but he couldn’t help it. He just looked so cute.

Michael knew the way to Jeremy’s house by heart. He’s been there so many times, it’s like his second home. He also knew that it was winter, and that the road was more than likely covered in potholes. Every time the car would go over over one of them, no matter how small, Jeremy would moan in pain. The small noises hurt Michael more than any physical hit could. The drive to Jeremy’s house felt longer than the walk to the car. Whether it was or not, Michael wasn’t sure, but he was so relieved when they finally made it.

“Is your dad home?” Michael asked softly. Jeremy shook his head lightly.

“For the day, or longer?”

“Longer..”

Michael nodded, although Jeremy wasn’t looking, so he was unable to see. He exited the car, and went around to the other side to help Jeremy out as well. Jeremy gave Michael his key, and they went inside.

“Wanna go to your bed, or the couch?” Michael asked. He knew Jeremy would prefer the bed, but whether he was up to walking up the stairs was the question Michael was looking for an answer for.

“Couch is fine,” Jeremy said quietly. Michael brought Jeremy to the couch and made sure he was as comfortable as possible, wrapping him in about five blankets and giving him several pillows.

“Do you think Tylenol would help with this?” Michael asked. Jeremy shrugged in response.

“Surely it couldn’t hurt,” Michael said to himself. He grabbed the bottle from the cabinet and dumped two pills in his hand. He grabbed another Mountain Dew Red from his backpack and brought the items to Jeremy.

“Here, even if it doesn’t help, it shouldn’t hurt,” Michael said, watching Jeremy put both pills in his mouth and then helping him with the drink.

“Thanks,” Jeremy mumbled. Michael noticed his eyes beginning to blink shut.

“If you’re tired, you can sleep,” Michael stated. Jeremy nodded and allowed his eyes to shut fully. Michael smiled and watched him fall asleep, soft snores coming from his slightly opened mouth. He was just too cute.

[pawsinglife]

Did he break? Is he stuck? Oh no... He just forgot how to #cat @ayuevo #cakethecat #howcanhebecomfortable #awkwardposition #thatsgottahurt (at Dallas, Texas)

[sellingcars247-blog]

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[earthscraper69]

Caption time !!! #earthscraper69 #earthscraper #minitruck #minitrucker #caption #drylube #thatsgottahurt #slideout #slideoutdrylube #campermemes #camping #wtf #meme https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvz39iYlNTw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fzhwetl9ndhi

[superman-2050]

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[peachy-queen]

Oof!! 😲😬🤭🤦🏽‍♀ Sucks to be him!! #thatsgottahurt #thatsgonnaleaveamark https://www.instagram.com/p/CEn9prhjJp_5kww-M4ObVq_86IsBqZxegIzr-40/?igshid=1669ba9ev6oyb

[skiersgettinghurt]

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[beauti4soul]

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Nature Said not Today, You Have To Be Quicker Than That.... 😲👀👀 Reposted from @repostdatmydude (@get_regrann) - #YouGotToBeQuickerThanThat 😥 #RockVsMan #CliffHanger #NatureSaid #NotToday 🙏 #ThatsGottaHurt #BeCareful #IAm_MsJohnson 💞 - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/B6YhF2OhtOI/?igshid=j1k9tvr763mw

[unsilentdan]

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[oshaisthissafe]

This is what can happen if you fall without fall protection. Cracked skull. Credit @da7eee7 #didyoueventhink #oshaisthissafe #skull #brokenbones #warning #warninggraphic #warninggraphiccontent #thatsgottahurt #thatsgonnaleaveamark #thatsgonnaneedstitches https://www.instagram.com/p/BrbWEWzHCdT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dfg9w4f2o1k9