#the adventures of Enfys and Raven

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Me, staring at Simeon's outfit front and back: How does Simeon's clothing even work? My partner: Magic. Me: I'm pretty sure it's a LEOTARD with pants over it. My Partner, sagely nodding: MAGIC. Me: 😆😆😆😂🤣

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Me: I'm trying to figure out exactly how much about amnesia Waka knows.

Enfys: Waka only know enough to know the chemical compound of the amnesia darts.

Me: /cracks up laughing, but they're probably not wrong 😂🤣

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My partner: So if you played Fallout 3, and then later romanced MacCready in Fallout 4, does that make you a pedophile? Me, immediately: According to antis, yes it does. My partner: Omg, antis are so stupid

(For reference, MacCready is introduced in Fallout 3 as a child, and then in Fallout 4 as an adult and is fully romanceable. Since, according to antis, aging up a character and then shipping them makes you a pedophile..... yeah, because that logic isn't dumb as shit.)

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Raven: /talking about how this conversation in this fic went surprising places

Enfys: That is not where I was expecting a conversation to go when it involved Asmo in bed.

Raven: Well they're no longer in bed: Asmo is in the closet, getting her outfit ready.

Enfys: Asmo has never been in the closet.

Raven: /dying giggling/ No, no he has not.

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Me: Arrrg, I need to figure out what this next scene in Nine Parts is so I can write it!

Enfys: Sex *clap* With *clap* Asmo *clap*!

Me: /helpless giggling

Enfys: I am the most helpful!

Me: You really are. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Raven: What if I just had a shorter chapter? Enfys: Do it. Foxxy: Shorter chapters are good, and you can always do longer chapters later! Raven: I'll make up for it once it gets to the smut! Cause I can't write short smut to save my fucking life. Enfys: That's alright, neither can Asmo. All: /cackling

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Enfys and I trying to go to sleep. Sleep meditation on, peaceful music, man talking in a tranquil voice to soothe us to sleep.....

Meditation: Find a comfortable position to lie on the bed. Personally, I like to sleep on my back.

Enfys, loudly: FUCKING WEIRDO!

Raven: /bursts into giggles/ I'm trying to sleep!!!

Enfys, still loudly: Well he is! 'I like to sleep on my back,' he's a fucking weirdo!!!!

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Raven: ffffft, this fic is tagged a Kyouya/consequences. Insert that Deadpool tiktok of running from Cap, except it's Kyouya.... prolly with Tamaki chasing him Enfys: I'm picturing Kyouya running like that Deadpool with Tamaki chasing him ala pepe le pew- and somehow gaining Enfys, five minutes later: DAMMIT RAVEN

(If you haven't seen the tiktok in question, enjoy the earworm XD)

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Watching Last Life (Minecraft) with the wife, and we started watching LDShadowLady's videos from the start. Neither of us were familiar with her before watching Mumbo and Grian's videos from Last Life, but she was just too cute to not go back and watch. So we get to episode two, where SmallishBeans tries to kill her (cause server thing, boogeymen, he had to kill someone, and chose her). She casually mentions that the boogeyman was her husband, and I figured it was just a Minecraft thing, since there have been jokes about Grian being married on the server in his videos. My wife looks up and Enfys: Wait, he's her husband? Raven: Is he? Sec. /goes to look it up. flails/ Omg, he is her husband! He went after his wife! Both: /dying Raven: For the record, if we're ever on a server like this, I promise not to come after you. Enfys: /smirk/ That's nice. Raven: EXCUSE YOU!!!!!! Enfys: /cracks up laughing

lookin' at you @enfysalina

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Emmie: I'm gunna bisexualize your wizard, and you don't even have a wizard, ha! Raven: You're gunna bisexualize Solomon? Enfys: But Solomon's bisexual already... Raven: EXACTLY! XD Emmie: I don't know how to bisexualize an already bisexual disaster, but dammit I'll try! Enfys: Solomon is the original bisexual disaster! Emmie: /walking off muttering to herself, can only half hear her/ ...BAM, accidentally magicked myself and suddenly immortal...

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Us: /watching some horror game let's play on youtube

My wife: /apropos of nothing, complete unrelated to video/ oooh! ... SLOW DEATH MACHINE

Me: ????🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Enfys: This game is a math game, it keeps tricking me into math!

Raven: Look, the only one allowed to trick me into math is Kent, and that's cause he's just too adorable to say 'no' to!

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The wife and I discourse about Obey Me and ABO. 😆

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My wife got on the subject of corsets. My brain, being what it is, took the subject and ran with it... straight to Obey Me. My wife ran right along with. I love my wife, so much guys, just.

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The conversations that happen between @enfysalina @lurkingfoxxy and I. Just. 😆