#the ask meme is now deleted

[k-looking-glass-house]

Hello K for the intimidating ask you used to be 🐯 becauze you know, I don't know lmao.

Now your 🐹

Anon because I'm still a bit scared 💕 but love your work !

Hope to talk to you soon

Hello anon, how are you?

Ah...I'm sorry to read that, I am trying my best to be opened and accessible. Well my english is not good enough that's for sure, so I'm limiting my interractions...

Anyway thank you, that's very kind of you! Take care, enjoy a good treat!

Hn *nod nod* see you soon, talk to me if you want!!

I swear I don't bite!

[angstyaches]

100 x 10

To commemorate this blog passing 1,000 followers, I wanted to write 10 new 100-word drabbles. (Because 100 x 10 = 1,000!)

Please don't send anything too elaborate; a sentence/dialogue starter/some keywords etc. + OC name(s) please! 🖤

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

AAA I'm back (temporarily HHH) to tell you guys I'm waiting to get a new computer cause mine is too old to support my drawing programs anymore xd

This is why I haven't been drawing/answering asks (along with multiple other reasons such as lessons and work SOB) so please be patient with me until I save up enough to buy myself a new laptop so I can post art like usual >:'D

[mrghostrat]

fic ask game, 6, 15, 28?

6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?

YES THERE ARE. my ao3 bookmarks are primarily for fics i know i want to read again, and my all time favourites are getting the fully formatted bookshelf treatment

i've only printed First Class and What We Make Of It so far, but am in the middle of formatting Litany and finding more fics for a gardening anthology

15. How do you come up with titles for your fics/chapters?

oof im terrible at this. from my time typesetting at tapas, i've gotten into the habit of title chapters with something present in the chapter, giving new readers a glimpse of what's to come and reminding re-readers of what happened. sometimes it's boring like "late night walk", but my favourite is when an ominous or funny line of dialogue perfectly summarises a chapter like "friendly adult friends."

i am also not immune to a good ol song lyric when the mood strikes

28. Have you ever tagged a fic “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat”?

nope! but the kinds of fics i wrote in my livejournal days absolutely would have

[thegothicviking]

I translated some of the weirdest Norwegian pornclips out there. It's sfw unless if you/your boss know norwegian words..

Context: I used to have a Filipino friend (we are no longer friends) and I had told him about, and shown him this SFW clip of a horrible, weird Norwegian full length porno movie. I hardly delete anything I write, so I still have the translation that I gave to him.

This clip of the movie is censored and SFW

(unless if you know the Norwegian language, then some things of what they are saying is offensive/not all SFW!)

Please get your eye bleach!

Are y'all ready for ....

"SKOGSTUR"/"FOREST TRIP"?

The translation for the clip is as follows;

The brown haired man is the man with the hat/the man who is fishing

"To get some" and "to get a catch" at the end of the 1st part means that they now want to get ladies...not fish.

"If you walk far...Pussy you'll get/Langt å gå, fitte å få" is a dirty spin on a quote from some Norwegian fairytale but I can't remember which one it is and I don't remember what it's supposed to say instead of "pussy/fitte".

There are at least two random naked women and they talk over the men and it's difficult to hear what they are saying (I have seen the entire NSFW movie. Please don't be a fool like me!)

[kakusu-shipping]

I’m kinda insecure about one of my f/o’s because, 1. He’s a teenager (and I’m an adult), and 2. He’s kind of a meme character. I’m worried people will think I ship myself with him as a joke, but I’m not. I really, really like him!

This is the Internet and it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks ever.

Well that's my go to response anyway, but I do understand the hesitation, especially with a canon minor character, feels like you gotta dance around certain people for that, and it makes the whole thing feel kinda exhausting. Though I'll say, it's probably not as scary as you think it is, it's easy to fall into this hole on the internet that if you make even the slightest misstep people will scream for your head, but it's really not that bad, I promise. Maybe I'm just lucky though, or off most people's radar.

The other half though, the worry people think you're self shipping with them as a joke? Honestly, if people think that, it's probably fine all things considered? Like I get it kinda sucks not being taken seriously, kinda hurts, but at the end of the day your F/O knows you're serious, and you know you're serious, and that's what matters.

Every character is someone's unironic Fictional Other. There are people out there who'd unironically want to Marry Shrek, or Nagito Komeda, or Sans Undertale and the Oncler together. And like!!! Good For Them!!! I love that for them!!! Shrek and Sans love them back!!

So if you're comfortable with it, take a deep breath, and love loud.

[tvrningout-a]

gonna be honest, the sheer amount of drafts i have makes me want to perish and thus even entering my drafts inspires the urge to run away immediately ASDFGFD

[autonomousxselves]

//I am so sorry ship bingo anon I hit answer early because of my cat

"Haru/Akiren and Minako/Aigis" Ship Bingo

Haru/Akiren

I was very neutral on it at first due to how late you meet Haru and her general relationships among the group as a whole, but I really liked her character and now I appreciate these two together in any happy relationship, they're very cute and sweet. Even as a villain duo universe (tbf they are criminals at least?) they'd work so well together. All the Phantoms Thieves have a nice harmony together but these two are fun. Me and my boyfriend who is just getting into the series joked that they should get married, open a coffee shop or chain together, where Haru is the CEO and does all the ownership stuff while Akiren is the stay at home father and works in the shop and honestly that's a fun and cute dynamic lol 😭

Minako/Aigis

I only recently started the femc route on Portable despite it being my first P3 game (emulated it before the ports came out) so most of my thoughts on Minako for most of the time came from fanon and PQ2. I did think if their dynamic was similar or even a copy of Minato/Aigis then I would've probably preferred them as friends as well, but by now I'm more interested in their ship and looking more into Minako/Aigis as a relationship now too. They're cute and cool as friends and could work as a ship too! Definitely see and understand the appeal!

[obsidianwolf36]

My personas sane dw

[oflgtfol]

it is so utterly insane to me the way i've had this like fundamental shift in my personality since i started therapy, started medication, and graduated college. i used to be so shy and quiet and awkward. it used to take me years of everyday interaction to begin to feel any sense of real friendship with anyone, and the idea of public speaking or small talk with strangers etc was enough to have me trembling and shaking

and now like. i'm doing public speaking. i'm doing small talk with strangers. at michaels i'm actually having conversations with customers whenever the mood hits because i like actually enjoy talking to people now? even if it's just small talk it's just nice to like, have a nice friendly conversation? if i need to confront someone now, for whatever reason, whether it's to ask a question or to politely ask them not to do something, nowadays i can actually do it, instead of being the living epitome of the coward end of the "he asked for no pickles" meme. now I'M the person saying "he asked for no pickles." i'm the one that my more shy coworkers turn to when the time comes. I'M the person being shoved at the shy coworkers to chat them up and get them to be more outgoing. I'M the one guiding the conversation asking questions and keeping people talking trying to get them to open up. literally never imagined myself like this

[staticmonitor]

'kay, gonna follow some more ppl and then probably go lurk mode, the inbox is open & i rb'd a few memes if anybody wants to toss something. the Work Week™ starts tomorrow so if i go quiet, you'll likely see me again when the weekend hits lolol.

for now here is my discor.d for anybody who likes to chat over there!

[boxwinebaddie]

me giggling and kicking my feet whenever i see the "(THIS IS A VERY LONG ASK)" message right before the read more 😍

AAAAAAAA!! PLEASE!!! literally I!!! was giggling and kickin my feet when I!!! got This ask message!!!! you are so sugar sweet, my darling!

( also, i really needed this today; the other guy who does my job is out today [ smh ] so it's only 9am where i am but i'm on my Second Cup of coffee because i have to cover a BAJILLION classes today...cryin )

no, this is seriously made me soooooo happy!!! bc i get worried that the messages are too overwhelming & i'm throwing way too much at you at once, so its very validating to know you like them so much!!! c:

i literally LOVE LOVE LOVE writing them -- i'm sure u can feel the passion which tbh is more like criminal insanity oof -- i think they're so fun and its nice to share something i love with people i love!!!

AKA all of you :)))) <3333

rlly the reason they're so long is bc i have mental problems, ofc, we already kno this, but also i feel like its important that, if you guys take the time to ask me stuff, that you get all the information i can give ya!

because you deserve it and i don't want you to feel confused ever. xx

( my storylore gets rlly complex/weird...so it can def be Perplexin rip )

i actually only like answering questions when i feel Strongly abt the answers ( which is why i held off on answering all the tkak/tsot questions until right now which...thank god bc theyre Girls now, lol!!! )

i also put a lot of love and my heart into those answers, honestly, its kind of a vulnerable thing to put urself out there like that: so it makes me feel really seen and treasured when you guys send me excited anons about receiving all my insane feelings and thots abt my fics!

which needless to say my angel, and all my angels, thank you for being fans of my fictions, interested in my crazy lore, waiting for my stuff and cherishing my cracked out ask answers. everything i do, i do for you my loves! and i am glad that my answers aren't Too Much.

-uncle nina, who again, really did need this today <3

[sharkymoji]

no bitches emoji if you want

i think this is one of my favourite requests i’ve done

do not edit without permission or repost to other sites without credit

[crispysnake]

[delusionaid]

@basbousah sent: "Was it my fault?" (Kaveh)

Normally it's not hard to guess what Kaveh is talking about even when his speech is slurred and his logic questionable. Whenever it happens that he does fail to give sufficient information Alhaitham usually only has to wait a little while before he adds more to it to make his case. Tonight he doesn't have to wait that long. Confused at first, he looks up from his book to find Kaveh sitting at the table, staring at a bottle in front of him that he may or may not have emptied by now. It's hard to guess his stage of drunkenness but when he came home from archon knows where less than twenty minutes ago he seemed more or less of sound mind.

Was it my fault?

For a moment Alhaitham thinks Kaveh is speaking of his father. It's the first thing that comes to his mind, perhaps the deepest of cuts in Kaveh's heart that he knows of; but he's spoken of it before and as far as Alhaitham can tell he's somewhat come to terms with it. No. This, he realizes, is about them. It's the kind of question that tries to prompt a fast answer, which isn't something Alhaitham can provide. He remains silent for a while, longer than Kaveh might want him to, sorting his thoughts on the matter; a matter that's kept his mind occupied for many nights and days but never was brought up between them since then.

They were close, closer than he'd ever been with anyone outside his family, closer certainly than they are now. Not many things felt comfortable back then but for some reason Kaveh broke through all of it. Kaveh persisted, despite their glaring differences in personalities, by simply refusing to see the barriers Alhaitham imagined around himself and failed to communicate effectively. And it worked. For a while it worked well and Kaveh began to feel.. comfortable.

Until they got too close and everything moved too fast for Alhaitham to catch up.

Yes. It was Kaveh's fault. His fault for trusting and using the closeness between them to get closer. His fault for kissing Alhaitham and not giving him the time to process his response to it. His fault for misinterpreting Alhaitham not pushing him away as acceptance, agreement, as invitation to stay close and change what they had into something else entirely, disregarding the value it had for him just the way it was. His fault to assume that just because Alhaitham didn't say no to this version of them it implied an ability and willingness to take on the entirety of his emotional burden and then blaming him when he realized that was not the case.

His fault for not understanding that Alhaitham does not feel in the same way he does, even if the same desire sits at the core of both their hearts.

"Yes," Alhaitham says after far too many moments, the book he was reading still lying open in his lap, abandoned.

They both lost something back then but to blame it all on Kaveh would simply be incorrect.

It was Alhaitham's fault for letting it happen the way it did and not being able to respond to it faster. His fault for being unwilling to shoulder more of Kaveh's sadness and need to feel less alone in the world; his fault for accepting so easily that he was unable to. His fault for seeing the whole spectrum of things he could have said and choosing only the easy answers to Kaveh's endless questions.

Why are you like this? Do you not care at all? Is that all you have to say?

His fault for focusing on the only thing that felt clear and controllable between them and believing that postponing facing the uncomfortable to a later time would work for Kaveh the same way as it worked for him. His fault for believing that Kaveh would stay with him regardless.

His fault for letting Kaveh walk away without saying a word of it.

"And mine."

[oceanslament]

“The art gods, Jerry! I’m telling you they’re against me.”

“The art gods?”

“Yes the art gods!”

“And how are these, art gods, against you, George?”

“They don’t want me to succeed! The algorithms making it so no one can even see my art!”