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outlying-hyppocrate · 7 months

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okay. so. more on the clearance aisle (because i am becoming ridiculously invested in this.)

sixtine (they/them, she/her) is the lead singer and also the bassist. which i'm aware is a complicated thing to do but. she is very good at it. well. adequately. this wouldn't be a loserband if they weren't all a little bit terrible

clemens (he/him) is the drummer. he really fucks it up!! positively meant. he just really. yeah. it's great

kristian (he/him, xe/xem) is the guitarist. xe's not the best at it. but some of the band's songs feature the use of a triangle for whatever reason and. he's great at the triangle

#random thoughts #the clearance aisle #AND THEN YOU GET HEADCANONS.#AND THEN I MIGHT MAKE THEM IN THE SIMS.#AND THEN I WILL NEVER BRING THEM UP EVER AGAIN.

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media-rat · 4 months

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Alright I haven't watched very many horror movie classics, so to those who also haven't but did watch Scream, Billy's "We all go a little mad sometimes (Psycho 1960)" isn't the only reference to that movie:

main love interest, Sam Loomis, and Billy Loomis for reference

yeah, I see what they did there

#if billy is sam i feel like stu was partly influenced by norman #the whole 'i must just have a face that people trust“ from norman in psycho reminds me of him #scream #psycho 1960 #billy loomis is the gas station clearance aisle version of sam loomis #billy loomis #love that for him #specifically an item thats been recalled for killing people but the cashier hasnt got to removing it yet

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angeltannis · 8 days

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Took my irl friend out bc she’s been asking my opinions of her favorite characters Halsin, Astarion and Gale and I told her I haven’t willingly talked to a man in this game in months

#I’m not kidding either LOL I took Gale out of my party back in JULY #and ever since then it’s been Me and the girls on our way to the clearance bread aisle at Target #(which said friend Fully expected and predicted and finds hilarious ftr)#the other night the game triggered a conversation with Astarion and it was so awkward even he was like #umm so I know we like. can’t stand each other and never talk. but’#me: who are you?? I’ve never seen you in my life

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persimmontartkisses · 1 year

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This is a real thing??? How long has this been a thing??? What is happening???

#bts #tamagotchi #bts v #bts jungkook #bts suga #bts rm #bts jimin #bts jin #bts jhope #i didn't know this existed #this gave me whiplash in a walmart clearance aisle #i lowkey wanted it #just realized my caption is a haiku #haiku bot trap

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shih-coulda-had-it · 8 months

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OUGHHH LOOK HOW SICK THESE ARE

#shihpost #unfortunately left them in the clearance aisle…#farewell memento mori vans… i hardly knew ye…

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oldhabitsdiescrming · 4 months

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even the iron still fears the rot btw. if you even care.

#tate.txt #ethel cain #ptolemaea save me. save me ptolemaea.#i first heard this song in the middle of a walmart and had a Moment in the middle of the clearance aisle. thats when i knew.

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bunnyb34r · 4 months

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Why aren't they bringing back the white chocolate candy bars with pop rocks this year 🥺 I was looking forward to that... and the sour patch kids huge bag that's only cherry, blue raspberry, and lemon 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Seriously though we must have gone through at least 30 bars last summer and half a bag of the sour patch kids sgdgdgdg wheres my shitty "patriotic" candy HUH??

#marquilla #i mean im sure the candy bar wasnt that popular bc people dont like white chocolate as much as i do but bshdhgdgd #ive been stalking the candy aisle at work looking for them dggdgdgdgd #they have red white and blue ring pops but thats IT! come on!!! cherry/lemon/blue raspberry is the BEST combo bc theres no gross green #there's no orange and theres CERTAINLY NOT GRAPE!!!#im really bummed ab the chocolate though that shit was so good dgdggdgd we got so many big packs 😭 and we bought like 5 packs #when they went to clearance mom was like 'i almost bought more but-' and i was like 'you should have.' sgdgdggd like come oooon #again i know white chocolate is hated by most bc its just cocoa butter and sugar BUT THATS THE BEST PART!!!#im a sucker for white chocolate stuff man like hot chocolate hell yeah i ate so much of it and tortilla chips once that i got sick and it #came back pure white aggdgdgdgdgdgdgdgd #im so mad dove stopped making their white chocolate candies those were so good i used to eat them all the time

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apprenticestanheight · 4 months

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one weird thing about me is that, since I've started crocheting, I have simply gotten dopamine from going to walmart and looking at the yarn section lol

#mikey talks #we had to go to walmart today bc groceries yk?#and my sister has adult money so I was with her. she tells me she needs to go do something and I'm like 'okay I will be in the yarn"#and then I like. speedwalked to the yarn and just. the minute I was in that aisle #I got hit with a wave of dopamine #when I look at yarn clearance I get so much more dopamine but they DIDNT HAVE A YARN CLEARANCE THERE??

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killbaned · 11 months

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holy fuck lysol spray coming in fucking clutch.

don't get me wrong it's still Pissy in here but i can like. fucking breathe, at least.

also i bought myself a little treat. :)

#wags has had a moonstone figure for ages but i couldn't justify spending 26$ for a blorbo that. while i love her.#she's not like. a certified Reese Blorbo #they had the toy aisle on clearance :)#holding off on buying her paid off lads

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himejoshiba · 11 months

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Trick or treat :D

Hello!!! Having fun out and about? Here’s a little mooncake for you left over from the mid autumn festival!! Enjoy🩷

#p #im eating one of these literally rn so that was my inspo<3 clearance aisle mooncake mmm

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outlying-hyppocrate · 7 months

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math rock band called the clearance aisle except it's just one losergirl and her two best friends (all of whom are gay). no joke. this is just the post

#random thoughts #the clearance aisle #said losergirl is transfem and said best friends are transmasc. of course.

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wedding-shemp · 1 year

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Another great purchase by ME

#Now this figure was in the clearance aisle #Which may lead you to assume that it cost significantly less than its msrp of $15 #But no! No it was one dollar off #Which is. Not really a clearance price. Not to me #I mean it's more than I paid for the Miggs Mayfield figure #As is just

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nintendo64alexg · 2 years

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i need more cds

#the entertainment section of walmart is like an enrichment chamber to me.#the clearance movie bin. the CD aisle.#what more could a boy want.

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queerancerack · 2 years

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Seeing all the old art blogs I never unfollowed come back to life is like they opened the lid of our little rat city but instead of scattering we like pull a chair up to the table for our long lost friend

#twitter hitting the bricks and everyone scurrying back to tumblr is so funny #like yeah yeah you may have left for a bit but we're all rodents baby #now come chew on this piece of cardboard with me and lets discuss the amorphous nature of joy #clearance aisle

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themizarkshow · 5 days

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🎵Mmmbitch🎵

#hanson #michaels clearance aisle #new status unlocked

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torahtot · 4 months

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mom sent me to marshall's to get a shirt for my interview on wednesday. i returned with a snoopy t-shirt and a sonic sweatshirt

#when im rich im gonna spend all my time in the marshall's clearance aisle.. loml 💖

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