Hela: Bitches be like "Hate vampires, can't stand their bloodsucking asses" and five minutes later "Fennorian is my best friend forever! UwU". It's me, I'm bitches
Fennorian: *glaring*
Lyris: I am not the one responsible for teaching our child to swear!
Svanna: *walks in wearing a T-shirt that says 'bitchin' aunt'
I keep writing about headcannons ?? I guess you could call them that from some of the treasure items for the greymoor event and they end up becoming fics so they’re just sitting in my drafts and will probably never see the light of day lol.
The Skyrim Sexyman poll is bringing tesblr together in a way that I have never before witnessed. Thank you @incorrectskyrimquotes - it was about time we came together over something meaningful: Videogame Sexyman.
I feel like there need to be honorary titles for runner ups, like “Most Babygirl”, “Poor Little Meow Meow”, and maybe “Girboss”.
Ughhhhhhh, ESO, why do you make us wait so freaking long for new Fennorian Ravenwatch content? OK, fine, yes, I miss them all, but especially him, lol. Met Fennorian with my mag Arcanist when I was in Bangkorai and decided to do Unhallowed Grave since I was there, then got antsy to go back to Western Skyrim so switched to my bosmer nightblade werewolf to go revist my favorite 🥰
Miss him 💔 Is it just me or does it seem totally obvious that they could tie in Lyris (Who has totally been to Apocrypha before, as she said in Markarth) and the Ravenwatch to future Herma Mora stories, thank youuuu?? They have been showing that Ravenwatch loading screen constantly. The crown store has a bunch of Dark Heart of Skyrim merch again. They used to show the Lyris load screen a lot before dropping Necrom...it feels like they're hinting.... Following the events of Markarth they could entreat ol' Hermaeus Mora to help them with a certain someone with a certain dark heart situation in exchange for joining the vestige on their merry journey to save the world, this time *for* a daedric prince in exchange for knowledge and power to help, etc, etc. Would be a fun time, please, please, please, Bethesda et al. 🙏
#FLAMEXBOUND - an exploration of necromancy, slow descent from hero to villain, ultimate conquest, hedonism, unlimited magic, pragmatism over benevolence, indulging in forbidden knowledge & ultimate corruption.
Astrid: Heart's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos—
I'm going to do the ask game for the Dark Heart of Skyrim trio unasked because the brainrot is real.
Assigned lab partners with Fennorian Ravenwatch, of course. Man is a professional alchemist, imma learn so much.
Stuck in an elevator for ten hours with Jarl Svanna Stormbreaker. She's had one hell of a week or however long you headcannon the questline to take, and locking her in an elevator may be the only way to make her take a break from her new Jarl-ing duties
Work at a McDonald's managed by Lyris Titanborn. Can you imagine if someone (customer or corporate high-up) started harassing one of her workers? Peak entertainment