#the dodgeball of prophecy

[valid-blog-name]

I love Twitter

[demiurgenesis]

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[ambrosial-sunshine]

had a dream the other night that Utah seceded from the union to become a theocracy and was forcing nevada to go with them.

[pyxiscowboy]

cinematic parallels

[prokopetz]

I can't help but feel that we're misusing the Apollo's Dodgeball meme by posting it in response to people consciously engaging in well-founded speculation. Like, that's not prophecy, that's just pattern recognition.

[swansong-art]

Just wanted to doodle a memey Apollo. He’s feeling generous today, so prepare yourselves, mortals!

[jerichomere]

[strngrsongs]

I had a dream last night that I was in Stranger Things 5 and I was playing Mike for some reason and spooky stuff was happening and Will was scared so I was like “I gotta give the bylers something to look forward to” so I held his hand lmao. I was like hehehe I’m furthering the byler agenda. I’m doing my part. So if there’s a scene in ST5 where Will gets spooked and Mike holds his hand, you’re welcome.

[toweringclam]

Post I made 8 years ago. One year before transition, one year after my fiance died, and therefore at peak Not Okay.

Wait, what's that last one?

Oh noooooooo

[i-watch-stuff-thats-it]

I remember seeing a post way back before the season started when the little interviews from the cast came out. The post said that porter had to be evil or something since Brennan told Emily that she needed to be fig this season. I just know that person must’ve gone insane during episode 17

[dracocheesecake]

Since Wondla is coming out tomorrow we should make a Bingo of random predictions. Here's a few of mine:

●Eva is now a hot-headed "girlboss"

●Eva tells Besteel she's not afraid of him to his face

●Besteel does a 180 and has a redemption arc or they suddenly make him sympathetic

●The Taxidermist is removed

●Ojo is turned into an ineffectual shy cry baby

●Zin is combined with his other siblings to make a single character (Loroc remains his own character)

●Otto is turned into the funny talking quipping sidekick

●Rovender is the most accurate but they focus too much on him being an alcoholic

●Random out of touch pop culture references

●Muthr isn't killed off

●Sand snipers are made "cute"

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

If SoRiku became canon you know there would be hordes of angry gamer dudes complaining about wokeness and how it ruined Square Enix even though Nomura has been making gay ass boys since the 90s.

[ifwebefriends]

Me like a month ago: wow I really like the ship of The Chosen and Brianna Boho, they’re so opposites but so cute together 🥰 but I don’t ship shourtney because I have complicated feelings about rpf shipping and they just seem to be like coworkers and good friends 😊

Me now: …welp!….

[honey-dont]

[randomtheidiot]

Yet another post about this Thing that Warner Bros plans on making next year.

Here’s the first one about this if you crave more.

[bufferingad]

Confession time: we have used _____Gate as the title for all scandals (eg CakeGate, TattooGate) sooo often that the whole time this Titan submersible thing has been going down I thought OceanGate was what we named this scandal and not the actual fucking name of the company