Just Father. I have a headcount that the bodyguard's name is Marina, and son's name is Alexander. And the father's name is Andrey, idn....
Translation:
F: I will deprive you of your satisfaction.
B : I'll figure it out.
F : Young man, listen to me.
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I had a pretty silly idea for a hotline miami sketch, but I still thought it would be funny to draw this
In my opinion, the most russian thing for a russian is to go winter fishing with his family, no matter how cold it may be outside
Sooo..I drew Father and Son fishing :]
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Rating Hotline Miami ships bc I can TW OPINIONS AND SPOILERS!!!!!!!!
Hotline Miami 1:
★Jacket/Girlfriend: 10/10, this ship is genuinely so cute I'm so mad GF fucking died.
☆Jacket/Biker: 5/10, not my fave in the whole world bc some of y'all love making Biker a little twink, but it can be okay sometimes ig.
★Jacket/Beard: 10/10, again, love this sm, but I'm content with them just being friends.
☆The Father/The Bodyguard: 6/10, don't hate this ship tbh, like it makes sense, just not my fave yk??
★Richter/anyone: 1/10, I don't like shipping Richter idk why it just feels wrong to me
Hotline Miami 2:
☆Alex/Corey: 10/10, very cute, love those lesbians fr.
★Corey/Tony: 10/10, also very cute, quiet women and her loud bf in the Taco Bell parking lot.
☆Alex/any man: 0/10, I'm sorry she's a lesbian in my eyes I don't like shipping her with men.
★Ash/Corey: 4/10, sure, idk if anyone actually ships this, but it could be cute.
☆Mark/Corey: 4/10, same as last one, has potential to be cute but idk if anyone actually likes this.
★Ash/Tony: 5/10, could be cute but idk.
☆Ash/Mark: 5/10, again, the same as above.
★Tony/Mark: 0/10, ABSOLUTELY NOT TONY IS SO MEAN TO HIM.
☆The Son/Henchman: 0/10, gagged, I used to ship this but I started hcing henchie as a sort of father figure to son so it just makes me feel gross.
★Henchman/Mary: 5/10, they would have been cute but they were both greedy bastards and were willing to abandon each other for money.
☆The Son/Product: 10000/10, THE ONLY GOOD SHIP!!! /J.
★Evan/Manny: 4/10, sure ig???? Idgaf enough about these two to care (sorry they're both annoying).
Cross over ships:
☆Biker/The Son: 0/10, just no, that's it I just don't like it
★uhh idk any other cross over ships but like drop some ships if you want and I'll rate them
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He’s sappy, goofy (in the most lovable, dad joke kind of way), immensely proud of everything you do and has been there for you since day one. Your dear old dad never fails to show you and the entire family just how much you all mean to him. So, this Father’s Day join us as we celebrate dear ole Dad. #MexicanCuisine | #ComidaMexicana | #MexicanFood | #lunchbox | #sunday #miamifoodies #miamifoodie #miami #miamibeach #miamilife #miaminightlife #fatherhood #juneteenth #diadelpadre #miamirestaurants #nft #nfts #father #fathersdaydinner #nfl #northmiamibeach #lunchtime #lunchideas #mondaymotivation #foodies #miamiheatnation #foodiesofinstagram
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postal dude but he's the son from hotline miami
a countryboy mafia boss whose title was passed down to him after his father passed, his story ends as one would guess: going postal. experiencing a pure psychotic break, he slaughtered everyone and everything he saw in his highrise skyscraper building, before meeting an untimely demise, off a roof, taunted by a bifröst that never was.
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