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she-wolf09231982 · 2 years
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Chapter 1-As I Live and Breathe
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Summary: You were reassigned to work for the U.S. Marshal Service in Lexington…Which also happens to be the department that your Uncle Art is in charge of. He was glad to accept you but knew it would be a blessing and a curse to have you as one of his officers. You are a complete professional in the field, but something about this new team brings out your inner mischief. Especially since your childhood friend, Tim Gutterson, is now one of your co-workers.
Author Notes: Character Intro, Tim Gutterson x Female!Deputy, Deputy Marshal Gutterson x Female!Deputy, Y/N, L/N, U.S. Deputy Marshal Service, Justified T.V. show references, Raylan Givens, Rachel Brooks, Art Mullen (Y/N’s uncle), Military/Law Enforcement terminology, Mentions weaponry and alcohol, sexual innuendos, a splash of sexism.
*While writing this, I imagined the character having a southern accent as well, but I encourage you as the reader, to use your imagination to your heart's wildest desires*
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You step out of your Jeep and inhale the familiar scent of hot asphalt and Virginia bluebells. You forget how dry it gets in Kentucky as you cough after getting a mouthful of dusty air. You look up at the Lexington Federal Courthouse, let out one last exhale and proceed to the Marshal’s entrance.
You approach the security counter already emptying the contents of your pockets into the basket.
“Ma’am this is the Deputy Marshal’s entrance, I’m gonna need you to go around to the front and-“
You flash your badge to the suited man speaking to you. His mouth fell open from shock and embarrassment.
“Oh…I didn’t know you-“ He tried to continue.
You cut him off right away.
“Right, it was an honest mistake that a woman lookin’ like me could possibly be any kind of law enforcement. Ain’t no way they give a gal a shiney badge and a gun, is that what you were thinkin’?”
The man and his three other associates exchanged looks of confusion.
“May I have my affects back, please?” You ask.
The stupefied man offered the basket with your things in it. You pocket your keys, spare change and cuff key and walk on without another word wasted on security.
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You walk through the double glass doors of the Deputy Marshal office and see a few deputies talking to an FBI agent. You couldn’t help but overhear the comical exchange.
“Don’t play dumb with me, Deputy.” The FBI agent scolded to the blonde man seated behind the desk, mouth full of food.
“I’m not playing. I’m an idiot. You can ask anybody.” Deputy Tim Gutterson replied earnestly but playfully gesturing to the other deputies.
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“And I can personally vouch for that.” You rang out for the whole office to hear.
The FBI agent, Tim, the other two deputies, and their Chief, Art Mullen, turn to look at you approaching.
Art chuckled and met you halfway. Tim smirked and hung his head.
“Y/N, as I live and breathe.” Art said extending his hand to shake yours, then pulling you in for a hug.
“Hey, Uncle Art.” You say hugging him back.
Raylan exchanged looks with Rachel who just shrugged.
“Come on over here, I want you to meet the rest of the A-Team.” Art said.
You both approach the group, all eyes on you.
“Y/N, this here is Raylan Givens. He came to us about a week or two ago from the Miami department.”
Raylan shook your hand with a dashing smile.
“Ma’am.” He stood to greet you.
“Pleasure’s all mine, Deputy. I read all about you going John Wayne on Thomas Buckley. Classy.” You say with an impressed smile.
Raylan laughed and began scratching the back of his head like a little boy all bashful.
Art continued. “One of my best deputies, Rachel Brooks.” He gestured to the female next to Raylan to which you also shook her hand.
“I believe it.” You say with a wink. Rachel smiled back.
“And this knucklehead is-“
“Thanks, Chief, but there’s no need for my formal introduction to Miss L/N.” Tim interrupted.
Art looked at Tim, then at you, then back at him.
“Deputy L/N to you, Mr. Gutterson.” You corrected.
Raylan, Rachel, and Art’s eyes widened. There was a touch of intensity in the air between you and Tim.
“Oh, so the rumors are true. You became the pin up girl of the United States Marshal Service.” Tim shot back smoothly.
You roll your eyes at Tim.
“Better than being known as the idiot of the United States Marshal Service.” You retorted.
Raylan and Rachel let laughs escape them.
“I like her.” Rachel said.
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“Alright, now, Y/N can you please follow me to my office so we can properly in-process you to this department?” Your uncle was already exasperated by the amount of back and forth you started.
You flash Tim a mischievous smile then turn to face the other two.
“Pleasure meetin’ y’all.” You say to Raylan and Rachel with a wave.
They returned a nod and a smile. They then both looked over at Tim who conveniently made himself busy at his computer. He looked over at them after feeling their stare on him.
“What?” Tim asked.
“So, you’re not going to explain what all that was about?” Raylan asked.
“What all was what about?” Tim asked.
Rachel rolled her eyes at him.
“Obviously you knew her from before.” Rachel stated.
Tim looked back at his screen and paused.
“…Perhaps.” He finally responded.
Rachel and Raylan look at eachother and shrugged.
“Ok, Gutterson, you can stay all mysterious if you want. One way or another we’ll figure it out.” Rachel said.
“Who am I to interfere with your womanly urges to find out juicy gossip?” Tim said sarcastically without looking up from his work. “You ain’t gonna find out anything.” He added.
“We shall see.” Rachel challenged. Raylan just scoffed and redirected his attention to paperwork on his desk.
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After about an hour in a half in your uncle’s office, you emerge with Art in the lead.
“Ok, Y/N, this will be your desk.” Art motioned to the last desk right between Tim’s desk and his office.
Tim rolled his eyes and let out an audible, irritated sigh.
“Seems a bit crowded over here, Chief, are there any other desks available? A closet, perhaps?” You asked your uncle.
Rachel chuckled in amusement.
“You could share a desk with Tim if you’d like?” Raylan offered. “He’s dying for company I assure you.” He continued teasingly.
Tim shot Raylan an annoyed glance.
Art cut off the back and forth.
“This, is your desk, Deputy L/N.” He said sternly tapping the top of the bare desk surface. He turned around and went back into his office.
You put your side piece and your badge on your new workstation.
“Welcome home, sweetheart.” Tim said mockingly.
You shot a dull look at Tim.  He winked at you.
Damn him and those blue eyes.
You exhale and look away from him.
“Don’t be thinkin’ those baby blues will get you anywhere, Gutterson.” You say attempting to hide a smile.
Tim totally caught it, though. He had a knack for noticing the tiniest details. It’s what made him an excellent sniper.
“No ma’am.” Tim replied with a smug grin.
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“Is that absolutely necessary, Y/N?” Tim asked you referring to your scented candle burning on your freshly cleaned desk.
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“Smells bad enough in here to knock a dog off a gut wagon, Tim. The scent of Aspen Pine ain’t gonna kill you.” You respond.
Raylan laughed out loud.
“Knock a dog off a gut wagon, Y/N? Really?” Raylan asked you as he sat up in his chair to get a better look at you.
“What? Too old school holler even for you, Givens?” You snickered.
Raylan laughed. “No ma’am, just haven’t heard that saying since I was a kid, that’s all. Where you even from?” He responded.
“I was born in Maces Spring, Virginia. Most of my family is from there. Moved to Indiana around high school where I met this fine gentleman right here.” You gestured to Tim.
Tim scoffed.
“So, you do know Tim from before!” Rachel squealed.
“Yes ma’am, I do. Went to every homecoming and prom with him.” You confirmed.
Rachel let out a hearty laugh, as Raylan shot Tim a surprised glance.
Tim rolled his eyes, dropping his head back onto his chair.
“Didn’t think Tim was the….dancing, tuxedo, boutonniere type a guy?” Raylan said mockingly.
You look over at Tim.
“He isn’t. He wore khaki cargo pants, a button up, and had one of his daddy’s flasks filled with Wild Turkey as a belt buckle.” You explained.
Rachel covered her mouth so she wouldn’t snort from laughter. Raylan chuckled.
“Wow, Tim.” Raylan said rather loudly, utterly shocked.
“Ok, get your jabs in now, Y/N. Your time will come for humiliating pastime anecdotes.” Tim said pointing at you with a roguish smirk.
“Bring it, Gutterson.” You reply leaning on your elbows across your desk getting closer to him. “Rachel, I’ll have to tell you about the time I snuck under the bleachers with this one during a football game!”
Rachel fanned her face, mocking a rising temperature, “Oooo girrrrrl.” She keened.
Tim bit his bottom lip, then side eyed you. You flash him a flirtatious smile and a wink.
You both remembered that night…And the many nights that occurred after that.
“If we are quite finished here, I’d like the four of you to meet me in the conference room, stat.” Art announced poking his head through his office door in an authoritative, fatherly tone.
Tim was the first to proceed everyone to escape the torturous ridicule you and Rachel caused him.
Rachel walked over to you and hooked your arm.
“We’ll have to have girl’s night. I’ve been the only woman on this team for awhile. It’s about time another adult was brought on to help me handle the boys.” She whispered to you. You both giggle
“I heard that.” Raylan shouted over his shoulder.
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