#bless your heart

[hmmm-shesucks]

I hc that Allison is from a southern/westernish state for the sole reason that I want her to have a high society southern accent that, when angry, becomes absolutely impossible to understand unless you are Seth Gordon, Renee Walker, or Neil Josten. And because she totally has the passive-aggressive politeness down and makes everyone feel simultaneously complimented and insulted at the same time.

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Hen: So, do you have an idea of how you're gonna ask out Buck?

Eddie: Oh, yeah, I have a great plan.

Hen: Really?

Eddie: Well, it's a good plan.

Hen:...

Eddie: It's a plan.

[i-bless-your-heart]

❗❗ Quick disclaimer! I am feeling very emotionally tired from other things I my life! As a result I will be less active on Tumblr until I get my mental health back up! I will however continue to update the @pink-sparkle-family-updates blog since it only take five minutes out of my day to do so! ❗❗

Bless the hearts of those who read these things!

My name is Julia/Jules when referring to me but Blessie when referring to my character !

Pronouns are She/Her

I am 23 !

This blog is mostly SFW since I am cannonically everyone's ultra conservative southern aunt while also being the pride mom from Mason Denver tiktoks!

I now have a special reblog acc for out of character things like all my reboots of this post follow here!!! @juliasreblog (tag not working idky)

If you officially want to become a family member just ask! I will adopt you as my neice/nephew!

Forced Family: @yes-im-youtube-kids (became their aunt at their bday party)

For information on my extended family go here: @pink-sparkle-family-updates

My frends you should go follow: @the-official-publix @officialtinder @offical-firefox-nightly @wanderinginkdemon @google-news-official @gnomiwizard @shakespeare-official-account @life360-i-swear @yes-im-youtube-kids @nanochittle

[ahedderick]

Bless your heart. No - really

It seems to be understood, at least through the southern US, that "bless his/her/your heart" is a thinly veiled insult. However, when I was growing up, technically southern, my mother always used it more literally. F'rinstance, if I took her flowers she might say "Oh, bless your heart" and would 100% mean it. Based on that example, I use it the same way. I've wondered a little about that, since I realized how other people mean it.

Anyhow. I posted a scan of a letter from my great grandmother (daughter of Irish immigrants on both sides) to my grandmother dated 1944. At the end of that she refers to a Valentine's card that my very young mother had sent to her, and added "Bless her heart." Clearly meaning it sincerely. It made me wonder if the southern Bless-your-heart met up with the Irish diaspora tendency to use the term 'Bless' frequently and literally and created a little coal-mining-town pocket of folks who say it when they're truly delighted with someone or something.

Just pondering. Anyone else out there use B-y-h in a positive, loving way? Is Bless-your-heart George's Creek* an outlier that should not be counted?

'* George's Creek follows a major Appalachian coal seam and has lots of tiny, defunct mining towns.

[nightgoodomens]

And this is how @body-face-words made us collectively lose our minds:

[therighthandofvengeance]

“My good and dear friend,” is Centauri for “bless your heart,”— no, I don’t make the rules.

[more-better-words]

I kind of love getting anons saying 'ur fic sucks', because I'm like, "ah, so you've read it then!"

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Hi! I absolutely adored Christian Woman, your writing warms my heart, it brightened my day and I really needed it, so thank you! ♡ I also wanted to ask real quick: do you have any thoughts on Keegan Russ? Since the holy trinity of the quiet COD men consists of König, Ghost and Keegan.

I don't know much about Keegan Russ but I get a certain vibe from him. He's a bit raccoonish. Perhaps he ate roadkills for pastime fun in his 20s?

Likes when your mascara is running after sex or if you've cried about some silly, trivial thing. Never gets scared and if he's badly injured he'll just go on hibernation mode for a few days and then comes back as if nothing ever happened.

Doesn't need a blanket, actually he can sleep on the floor, it's better for his back. He's no Rambo but if you drop him in the middle of nowhere he'll not only survive, he'll thrive.

That's all :D

[shakespeare-official-account]

Bless Your Heart

hath no idea whether thy art insulting me or not, but thanketh thee anyways <3 thy art the best

[itsravenbitch]

Hope u never come back ❤️❤️❤️

hope will only take you so far baby

[cjhern1109]

frans is pedophilia

Yes, and 98.99% of the Catholic priests are old dudes who like kids. Yet I’m still Catholic 💀

Sorry Anon but you just had to say this on the Lord’s day 😭🙏

Anyways, thanks for the laughs tho and may God bless your little heart!

~ CJ the Possum 💜

[heda-heather]

taylor: i'm uncomfortable with people shipping me with my female friends

Welllll this isn’t what I meant but, ok.

Anyway, I suggest you educate yourself on lyrical and literary analysis & queer history, closeting, and homophobia, if you truly want to learn more about what Taylor is and isn’t comfortable with… rather than wasting the bandwidth of your already low functioning brain by sending messages to a blog you have no interest in.

Best of luck, mate. 🙏

[i-bless-your-heart]

Bless your heart

Bless your heart.

[cephalog0d]

Rosenberg trying desperately to scotch tape some kind of fucking coherent timeline onto this nonsense trashfire event and the surrounding concurrent titles

[gav-san]

Listen I am writing but I also came across the fanfic of aemond and now and feeling things so you all have my permission to use these for your self inserts, self indulgent fanfics. Bless your horny little souls.

[hannibalzero]

Playing rdr2

So fun fact about me, I’m from the southern United States.

Bless your heart…

Maybe I am seeing this from a southern perspective haha.

Dutch and all of the Van Der Linda gang keeps calling everyone inbred hicks. White trash and all that stuff.

Like dude

you all are hillbillies, country folk and don’t have a penny to you’re name!

Pot calling the kettle black sorta vibe

Idk though it was funny