#the ike duality!

[sanjiaftersex]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[agentc0rn]

Just some small lads (both of whom gone rogue with power)

[tekitothemagpie]

Same person everybody.

[oswinsdolma]

love how in merlin arthur will be like "we ride at dawn" and the next shot is of them leaving camelot at midday, fr it's funny every time

[liass-21]

do you think benji ever gets mad at ethan for doing something stupid like jump out of plane or crash train or do you think he encourages it

[torawro]

that undead man andy…..had me biting my finger whole time bc why are you like this ??? why do you behave this way ?? why are you so cool? why is your dick not nestled deep in my guts?????? hello????

[s0lar-ch3ri]

spoilers for ep 107 but im a writer guys

Gillion had expected to have his head hurt a bit when a fountain was thrown at him. What he didn't expect was (from Chip's description) the same void Chip was in when fully petrified. The same darkness Chip felt coursing through his veins from La Alma's boss. The same kind of room as the world of the Pearl, or even the mirror he was in about an hour or so ago.

Jay had expected Gillion to be able to take a small hit. After all, he had a plan, and when it came to fighting, he was a tank for being hit. What she didn't expect was her invisibility spell to be used on a now dead target. Jay's eyes widened, being the only one who was in on Gillion's plan, as she heard the crunch of bones and triton blood too sticky to have been faked by magic illusions. No my friends, this was real. Gillion Tidestrider had died...for a bit.

That was until a special figure appeared in the sky. Those tiefling horns and ever so fancy outfit pissed Chip off so badly. What did that man want now? He just lost his friend for good, was about to be captured and put into enemy hands, and now him? Chip didn't even need anything more to know this was Niklaus Hendrix.

"Well, you Riptide Pirates seem to have quite big adventures." Niklaus had landed and was standing by the rubble. He stood inspecting it. "Yep, he's really died. I didn't think he'd be that easily knocked over, but I guess one of you 3 got lucky." The 3 creatures seemed tense at his sudden arrival.

The chaingel (Chip came up with it himself, so clever) spoke up quickly after the comment. "And who might you be? A child of God too?" (Chip will never get over that he got bible baited).

"Ah, the name's Niklaus, or the Wish Doctor. Desire Daddy works too," he winked at Chip for that one (The fuck kind of fruity tension did these two devolpe? Jay will not understand men's allure to her stinky bastard co-captain). "And I am here because of a special deal I have with the Chosen One here."

"Chosen One?" the minotaur called out (Chip was daming it to hell for what he's done to Gillion).

"He didn't yell out his titles at you? Well, that's a first." He talked, still smirking as he picked up Gillion's body from the rubble.

"What are you going to do to G- our captain, LA-LA?" Queen called out. As Chip looked behind him, Gryffon was getting ready to blast the fucker to bits (that's how he would have said, Chip just knows it).

"Calm down Queen, all of you. Consider this a free favor from me, as a gift for doing what I've asked, and because I still have a plan for you 3." As they all watched, Gillion seemed to have a small glow to him (Jay swore she saw him get remoisted) and soon enough, he was coughing for air.

"Owie."

[yibo-wang]

also yibo: 🥺

[x-v4mp3y3lin3r-x]

I am once again thinking about Mother's Day (2010). A Darren Lynn Bousman directed movie starring Rebecca De Mornay, Jaime King, Warren Kole, Deborah Ann Woll, and Shawn Ashmore (just to name a few of the very recognizable cast) that's mostly about the psychological damage that families cause? Abusive parental figures and weird incestuous relationships? Antagonists who're doomed from the start, bordering irredeemable, who make you feel for them and mourn them anyways?

It's literally the perfect movie except for the fact that it's kind of fucking terrible. But, god am I a sucker for fucked up familial relationships and murder. And really screwed up "love stories". And also hot male leads

[froglover7789]

reaallyyy funny to me that my top two posts rn are a decently in depth headcanon about the implications of the skywalkers all being part force with a focus on how it would impact luke specifically and "yeah luke only gets railed when hes tweaking"

[shimidraco]

Now that my auto design is done I think I'm gonna work on some portal designs... I'm gonna finalize my GLaDOS design and make her 4 weirdgirl daughters (the Cores she has in portal 1) teehee :3

[kuraikyu]

What strangely specific scent do you give off?

Rain after the thunderstorm:

you are the calm one, the one who believes to their core that they have everything under control. the world continues on past you, and you're walking away from the things that trouble you, whenever you can. you take a sip of your warmest tea, and you go sit down on the edge of the porch with your best friend, and the world passes you both by as you talk about nothing and everything in the world. you bring people to you the way rain forces shelter, and how the ground soaks it up like the morning dew. you are welcoming the way clouds welcome vapor until they can't anymore, and it rains, and rains, and rains. when you finally can hold no more, will you be raining or thundering?

stolen from : @yukikorogashi

tagging : you

[jemmaredgravewhore]

feel like i either post rly meaningful in depth analysis of my inner being or just absolutely rave abt my blorbos on here and there’s no inbetween

[pee-boner-clenching]

i miss the therapist i had for a hot second bc she was terribly very helpful but isnt able to see me anymore bc she feels she isnt qualified for the depth of my issues/needs which i respect and we had a grand talk but at the same time i cant help but grapple her shoulders and shake them like Please before you go im so confused still i need Help. to be fair she gave me the tools to Further help in a diagnosis/medication but no one there took my insurance big rip im going to try again when i have proper insurance bc again like

[vanivanvanilla]

i don’t usually try to come up with duo names but thoughts on renegade duo for vortex and parrot?

[kentosbutterfly]

When someone thinks they bagged a baddie but she is also a yapper who keeps to herself in every aspect and does not let people in with ease so she comes off as cold but really has a kind heart