"I'm so into you, I can barely breathe..."😳
"Oh Baby, look what you started,
the temperature's rising in here..."🥴🥵
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Francis made an emergency trip back home.
Bonnefoy residence, c. 2013
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F: I just can’t believe this. Can you three not handle an ounce of fucking responsibility?! All I fucking do is break my back to provide for the three of you! And you repay me by bringing drugs, boys and GUNS under my roof?! And YOU! Vladimir Percy Bonnefoy! God, I’ve never been more disappointed in my life. May the Lord have mercy on your soul if I EVER find another gun in my house!
F: Car keys. Now.
V: What? No. No, please, you can’t take my car.
F: Now!
V: No! I need my car! What the fuck did you expect me to do? You’re never here, I have to protect us! Do you even know what I do while you’re fucking gone? I’m the one making doctor’s appointments and cooking us dinner every night, not you!
F: Not anymore! Keys, espèce de jeune homme insolent et irrespectueux!
V: No, please! Please, anything but my car, ple—
F: NOW!!!
V: *sniffles*
F: Ce sera beaucoup plus facile pour toi si tu fais ce que je demande!
F: Putain de dégagez de ma vue, vous trois!
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F: *huffs* Putain de merde.
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Waves. Hi chaos walking fandom!!!!!!! Hi!!!!!! Read the books 3 years ago and now my mind is filled with these characters that bounce around in my head
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My sister thought Enrico was like 60+ the whole time up until we saw him in the flashback at the orphanage
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Kenraali Sininen Taivas || General Blue Skies
Head of the Misterican Royal Knights, and personal guard of Lord Aurinko himself, Kenraali Taivas is a busy man. He's been with the knights for the entirety of his life and dedicated himself to his position to achieve the highest rank in the kingdom. He was given Aurinko as his charge when Aurinko was a baby and Taivas was just 34 years old. He's watched over him his entire life and he still does so to this day faithfully without ever flinching at the task.
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actually the reason I like Gale is because I can be sarcastic to him and he plays along with my bits (see: nymph convo). Simultaneously, the reason I never talk to Astarion is because I can be sarcastic to him and he always tries to one-up my bits
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Shoe store: When your son hits size seven he can shop in the men's!
Me, an adult, size six: great well that's never happening
Store: Well don't worry! We also don't stock size seven anyway!
Me: cool cool cool. So what are my options here shoe store the size of a football field?
Store: We also don't stock size six or even five! Either shop in the women's or fuck off to Walmart for some shitty ten dollar shoes you piece of shit sample size!
Guess I'm going to walmart.
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2022 NOVEMBER 14 Monday
"Blessed the man who follows not
the counsel of the wicked
Nor walks in the way of sinners,
nor sits in the company of the insolent,
But delights in the law of the LORD
and meditates on his law day and night.
For the LORD watches over the way of the just,
but the way of the wicked vanishes."
~ Psalms 1:1-2,6
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I love my job but oh man it kills my feet, once I sit down at home I can’t walk for at least an hour
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He had an easy rapid insolence you had no time to resent before he had given fresh cause for annoyance.
Graham Greene, Our Man in Havana
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Selling my soul to not have flat feet anymore
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