Holiday Cookie Detective Rounds 1 & 2 Results
🔎 The results are in! Who did YOU think got Eggnog Cookie lost in the forest? Getting 22.5% of the votes, many of you suggested that it was none other than Roguefort Cookie! Unfortunately, the rules have slightly changed since last year.
🔮 I contacted a close friend to aid Walnut Cookie in this case, who was also part of a special private investigation team for these kinds of situations regarding portly legends. In this case, that legend was the concept of Ginger Claus and his sudden disappearance. The two will be working in the background to uncover the truth this time, as there will be no “Someone’s Thoughts” this time despite detaining an innocent. Here is her report for this case.
[Beginning of Report]
“Despite my other duties to a resolute king and a family-owned lodge, I accepted this case on Walnut Cookie and Radish Raven Cookie’s request and made the necessary arrangements to ensure everything would operate smoothly under my absence. The first part of this case revolves around Eggnog Cookie being lured into the forest by one of these ten Cookies. After a background interrogation of the workers of his workshop and natural locals, here is what we uncovered.
Eggnog Cookie had received a letter from a very young Cookie that they had lost a precious mirror in the forest. Said letter had a picture of the mirror attached, which aided his search for it. Once in the forest, local dessert animals had helped him find the mirror in question. The shine that reflected off of it, possibly reflecting the moonlight, attracted Crowberry’s crow to the scene to snatch it. Eggnog’s attempt to reason and negotiate were futile, as he only saw the crow, not the Cookie. Upon realizing that the mirror was just a normal one, Crowberry left the mirror on the ground intact and flew off without letting Eggnog see a Cookie form at all. The mirror was successfully recovered on his behalf.
Unfortunately, his pursuit of Crowberry had taken him deeper into the forest than the local dessert animals would go. They did not follow him as far. The last traces of him that we recovered pointed to something being dragged from the middle of the mountains from where Crowberry left the area. This begs the second set of questions: How and why did Eggnog Cookie climb the mountain? Who moved him to the top of the mountain?
An interrogation of Roguefort Cookie, coupled with their temporary detention on the recommendation of our assistants, uncovered that they were not found in the village, nor the forest. Their whereabouts are unrelated to this case, but Roguefort Cookie was summoned due to past behaviors and actions. We find Roguefort Cookie innocent of any charges associated with their involvement of getting Eggnog Cookie lost in the forest, where they will be returned to the lineup. The culprit was determined by further evidence to be Crowberry Cookie, who will be held on the lineup for further interrogation by our assistants under supervision. A proper trial will be held on a later date. No further questions directed towards me will be answered until the investigation is over.
-Heavy Cream Cookie ❄️🦊, Kitsune Corps Private Investigation
[End of Report]
🚂 We’ve also got the results for Round 2 finalized. With 44.8% of the votes, Licorice Cookie was detained and found Guilty. We also have our field sleuth’s report on this part of the case.
[Beginning of Report]
“With the passing dusk, we further questioned the natural locals about the whereabouts of Eggnog Cookie after we determined that the item recovered from the part of the mountain pass where Crowberry Cookie departed was a patch of dark fabric. According to them, Poison Mushroom Cookie approached Eggnog Cookie in the dusk-lined forest with a mushroom that any learned sleuth, survivalist, alchemist, mage, or even a forest tour guide could conclude to be poisonous. Eggnog Cookie was well aware of it and ingested it anyway after insisting that he would, in substitute for a gift due to not bringing anything with him, grant young Poison Mushroom Cookie’s wish. That wish was to eat that same poisonous mushroom. Unsurprisingly, he fainted.
Also unsurprisingly, due to his primary ingredient being eggnog as determined by [an outside source ⚙️], his weight made it very difficult for Licorice Cookie to drag him away to hide him in fear of being scolded by Pomegranate Cookie for not watching Poison Mushroom Cookie closely enough to a point where they could wander off alone and find some “shroomies” to find and most likely eat with friends. During his attempt to hide Eggnog Cookie (who was in a coma caused by the mushroom he ate), Licorice Cookie got part of his robe stuck under Eggnog Cookie’s immense weight and ended up ripping part of his robe off in haste to save face in his supposed meeting with Pomegranate Cookie.
While we could chalk this part of the case down to minor mischief caused by the Cookies of Darkness, their total apprehension by all available forces would not be justified in this context despite mounting exterior evidence that would warrant their immediate apprehension. We find Licorice Cookie guilty of attempting to hide a would-be victim of voluntary poisoning. Future investigations with the possibility of detainments and sentencing of the Cookies of Darkness will commence at a later date. Licorice Cookie will be confined to the lineup for further interrogation by our assistants until further notice.
Unfortunately, the drag marks leading to the fabric indicate that Licorice Cookie only dragged him halfway up the mountain, and the next trace of evidence I found was a set of Eggnog Cookie’s footprints that lead to… a cliff?! How did he fall?! WHO made him fall?!
-Heavy Cream Cookie ❄️🦊, Kitsune Corps Private Investigation
[End of Report]
🔎 That’s the next question we plan to answer. The testimonies for Rounds 1 and 2 are all unlocked to view at any time, but if you missed the rewards associated with them, you can exchange the remaining [Case Notes 📝] to receive the reward. Round 3 ends in a day and a half!
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2022 Cookie of the Year Ranking Board
⚙️ Yeah, I built this leaderboard since I, Strawberry Crepe Cookie, am not doing this contest. As each round ends, this board will get new entries to tell you who got knocked out of the contest, what rank they got, and their final score. Whoever gets 1st Place in the 5th and/or Final Round will get a Valentine’s Day Costume with the probability of extra attention and a balancing buff in their favor! In the meantime, use the icons here to tell you how we decipher who we’re referring to on this blog, and on @crepearchives which is an info blog that I got Meringue to help me with after the Editor had some coding problems with a wiki-hosting website!
Eliminated in Round 1 (81st - 162nd)
🍫 Chocolate Truffle Cookie (38,377 points - 81st)
🌺 Bellflower Cookie (37,336 points - 82nd)
🎻 Mint Choco Cookie (36,059 points - 83rd)
⚽️ Choco Ball Cookie (35,123 points)
🍊 Orange Cookie (32,283 points - 85th)
🦊 Kumiho Cookie (32,110 points - 86th)
🍮 Pudding Cookie (31,227 points - 87th)
🧪 Cauliflower Cookie (29,054 points - 88th)
🔎 Walnut Cookie (29,038 points -89th)
💥 Peperoncino Cookie (28,974 points - 90th)
❄️ Snow Sugar Cookie (27,524 points - 91st)
🐯 Tiger Lily Cookie (25,236 points - 92nd)
🩴 Lime Cookie (25,059 points - 93rd)
🌹 Rose Cookie (24,752 points - 94th)
🛠 Aloe Cookie (24,061 points - 95th)
🗡 Raspberry Mousse Cookie (23,364 points - 96th)
🦞 Lobster Cookie (23,139 points - 97th)
🌰 Chestnut Cookie (22,533 points - 98th)
🫖🍵 Matcha Cookie (22,531 points - 99th)
🎼 DJ Cookie (21,605 points - 💯th place)
🫘 Red Bean Cookie (21,550 points - 101st)
👼 Angel Cookie (21,208 points - 102nd)
🦕 Dino-Sour Cookie (20,195 points - 103rd place)
🦌 Fig Cookie (19,436 points - 104th)
🍑 Peach Cookie (19,372 points - 105th
🎺 Marshmallow Cookie (18,758 points - 106th)
⛩ General Jujube Cookie (18,698 points - 107th)
🎯 Beet Cookie (18,491 points - 108th)
🎍 Leek Cookie (18,222 points- 109th)
🤖 Ion Cookie Robot (18,203 points - 110th)
🥭 Mango Cookie (18,013 points - 111th)
🏄♂️ Soda Cookie (17,760 points - 112th)
🥝 Kiwi Cookie (17,245 points - 113th)
🍌 Banana Cookie (16,992 points - 114th)
😈 Devil Cookie (16,954 points - 115th)
✨ Wizard Cookie (16,879 points - 116th)
🧀 Cheesecake Cookie (15,890 points - 117th)
🍿 Popcorn Cookie (15,824 points - 118th)
✈️ Pilot Cookie (15,164 points - 119th)
🤠 Adventurer Cookie (15,045 points - 120th)
💪 Muscle Cookie (15,009 points - 121st)
🤺 White Choco Cookie (14,778 points - 122nd)
🍒 Cherry Cookie (14,264 points - 123rd)
🥷 Ninja Cookie (14,257 points - 124th)
💗 Pink Choco Cookie (14,030 points - 125th)
🧨 Firecracker Cookie (14,029 points - 126th)
💰 Goblin Cookie (13,964 points - 127th)
🍓 Strawberry Cookie (13,875 points - 128th)
🎸 Rockstar Cookie (13,793 points - 129th)
🎄 Carol Cookie (13,367 points - 130th)
🐴 Knight Cookie (13,353 points - 131st)
🍏 Apple Cookie (13,224 points - 132nd)
⛸ Skating Queen Cookie (13,262 points - 133rd)
🥪 Sandwich Cookie (13,227 points - 134th)
🛼 Grapefruit Cookie (13,215 points - 135th)
🌶 Chili Pepper Cookie (13,193 points - 136th)
👸 Princess Cookie (13,084 points - 137th)
🧚♀️ Fairy Cookie (13,044 points - 138th)
🛡🌟 Pistachio Cookie (13,012 points - 139th)
🏒 Ice Candy Cookie (13,006 points - 140th)
📣 Cheerleader Cookie (12,982 points - 141st)
🔨 Roll Cake Cookie (12,913 points - 142nd)
🥋 Plum Cookie (12,897 points - 143rd)
🛹 Skater Cookie (12,894 points - 144th)
⛏ Melon Bun Cookie (12,833 points - 145th)
🍭 GingerBright (12,786 points - 146th)
🥠 Prophet Cookie (12,763 points - 147th
🧟♂️ Zombie Cookie (12,755 points - 148th)
🌋 Mala Sauce Cookie (12,738 points - 149th)
🫑 Bell Pepper Cookie (12,670 points - 150th)
🔩 Cyborg Cookie (12,534 points - 151st)
💉 Dr. Wasabi Cookie (12,515 points - 152nd)
🏴☠️ Pirate Cookie (12,493 points - 153rd)
🍬 Gumball Cookie (12,489 points - 154th)
☮️ Yoga Cookie (12,469 points - 155th)
🥊 Red Pepper Cookie (12,456 points - 156th)
🤓 Hero Cookie (12,438 points - 157th)
🥑 Avocado Cookie (12,435 points - 158th)
⚗️ Alchemist Cookie (12,432 points - 159th)
🥕 Carrot Cookie (12,427 points - 160th)
🧂 Salt Cookie (12,389 points - 161st)
🟠 Mustard Cookie (12,384 points - 162nd & Least Points Earned)
DNOI (Did Not Opt In)
🔥 Fire Spirit Cookie “What? Valentine’s? I don’t care about chocolate, it just melts!” (163rd)
🪷🐉 Lotus Dragon Cookie “It’s not a festival in my favor, so you didn’t need to show up.” (164th)
⚡️🐲 Longan Dragon Cookie “I have no intention of partaking in the vain events of insignificant Cookies.” (165th & Last Place)
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