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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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"i mean, I just got back together with my boyfriend..."
I love it, zaddy
#they're the absolute worst#imagine working with them and trying to keep a straight face without breaking character#they're besties your honor#i never thought i hear the word “zaddy” coming out of Rhys' mouth but here we are#i totally expect it from taika tho#💀#our flag means death#rhys darby#taika waititi#gentlebeard#ofmd#“I love it zaddy”
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lmaooooooo I just remembered that one time I was explaining to a friend that people who are TOO conventionally attractive kinda become unattractive to me bc they're too perfect & symmetrical, and I much prefer hot people who still have some character to their face. she then proceeded to tell me "oh that's why you love off. he's pretty but not TOO pretty." I WAS SO GODDAMN FLABBERGASTED ALL I COULD REPLY WAS "haha yeah..." 😭
no but for real, why do people & especially people irl KEEP coming at me with their WRONG and insulting off jumpol takes?? when they KNOW how much I stan him?? do I open my mouth when they stan the most mediocre thai actors in existence?? NOPE. just STFU thanks 🫶
#axelle rants#off jumpol#it always give me flashbacks to when a handful of randos sent me anonymous asks to tell me they found off ugly 💀#like what did you think I was gonna reply?? are you daft??#and they had the audacity to say that's why off isn't as popular as certain other actors like there aren't many mid looking thai actors -#- who are huge. nah I'm never letting that go I'm sorry#KEEP OFF'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH & IF YOU WANNA TALK SHIT AT LEAST DON'T DO IT TO ME BRUH 💀💀💀#my friend was kinda right tho bc off has SO MUCH character to his face that's why I love him 🫶
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*head in my hands* Kelvin said to his face that the rocking chair was stupid just to hurt him (because he was hurt) when Keefe probably spent hours on it and did it all for him and even put his NAME on it even though in the precedent scene at the carpentry Kelvin told him all about how Taryn perfectly replaced him and was so looooved by everyone and no one missed Keefe (BITCH YOU MISS KEEFE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT EXCEPT KEEFE WHICH IS THE PROBLEM) and this basically just confirmed to Keefe that he isn't needed but he still loves Kelvin so much and he was just desperate to show him what he could still do for him as a carpenter (because he failed him as an assistant youth pastor) and made him a fucking rocking chair and Kelvin said it was STUPID
#yes I am biased in this conflict#yes I am convinced keefe has never done anything bad ever#I cheered when he finally stood up for himself even if it was out of misplaced jealousy#(was it so misplaced tho. kelvin literally used taryn before as a way to hurt him in return in the carpentry scene 💀💀)#keefe removed himself from the situation at the carpentry bc it was hurting him to know taryn was thriving where he failed#but he really lost it when he saw that she was also replacing him (in his eyes) in his relationship with kelvin !!!!#do you understand ????? they fucking love each other !! they're so fucking jealous and stupid and hurt !!!!!!#not even getting into kelvin's case#this imbecile heard keefe said 'master' about another man and being mildly admirative and immediately started foaming at the mouth#anyway. gotta love the 'the gemstones kids are being assholes to their partners and need to apologize' arc#jesse was so nasty to amber too ?? fuck#amber keefe and bj bonding over their partners being nightmares when#the righteous gemstones#keefe chambers#kelvin gemstone
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do you know how often these float to the forefront of my mind since they dropped???? does he know how well he suits jyushi???? does he know he’s on his way to ruining my life???? does he know—
#vee queued to fill the void#i’m sorry i haven’t gotten out my report on the bat cross talk lol i have an hour’s worth of content typed out#and no energy to type out the last hour 💀 there’s a brief after talk tho so i’ll talk about that one. uh eventually 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️#but during the cross talk sakaihara-san told us he and hayama-san got to talking about the new cast#and sakayori-san’s face eyes demeanour EVERYTHING was what he envisioned jyushi to look like and!!!!!!!! goddamn do i agree lol!!!!!!!#like sakayori-san’s vkei jyushi had me by the balls from that first visuals drop but he rocks baby jyushi too??????????????????#he’s so powerful???????????????????????????????????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#nakanishi-san bless him i think needs to perform kuukou lol like if you ever wondered how hayama-san would act as an older brother/senpai#you get to see it almost every time nakanishi-san opened his mouth ITS OKAY NAKANISHI-SAN KUUKOU RESIDES WITHIN YOU TOO#I CAN TELL BECAUSE THAT ACRYLIC STAND IS MAKING ME FEEL INSANE YOU GOT THE ROLE OF KUUKOU FOR A REASON SIR OWN IT 👊💥#much like his seiyuu counterpart i think nakatsuka-san is well rounded and can very much keep up with his team lol#like he’s got this NO SWEAT i’m very curious how the play will turn out lol#c: jyushi
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♢ Harley Quinn breaking the fourth wall in Batman: The Animated Series "Harley's Holiday" ♢
Aired on October 15th, 1994
Fun Fact'a Tha' Day: "Harley's Holiday" aired 4 years, 6 months, 3 weeks and 5 days (or 1,669 Days in Total) before Wade Wilson officially broke the fourth wall in Deadpool (1997) #28, which was published on May 10th, 1999.
Making Harley Quinn, in fact, the OG out of the two to break the fourth wall and talk directly to the audience.
Not the other way around, as critics so hatefully love to claim and bitch about based on pure misinformation that a simple Google search would solve.
#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#dcau#batman the animated series#dc comics#deadpool#wade wilson#tho ive said this once and ill say it again#this isn't an anti wade post. im just sick of people piting them against each other like cmon stop#theyre literally besties#they told me#so leave them alone#they can both break the fourth wall who the fuck cares 💀#but people love pretending like dc is making her copy him RECENTLY#as if she's not been doing this since literally her og series.#fake ass fans i stg#keep her name out of y'all's mouth idk I'm gatekeeping ✌️💞#locals can have her back when they learn to treat her better#KSJDKSKSKSKS#this is a joke /// 😗 purhaps#//// also like saw one thing that said possibly theres a different issue that he may have broken the fourth wall in first but like it was#still After her.#and i cannot find that comic or anything really talking about that actually being the canon shift in his character#from being Scary Mean Merc to Merc with a Mouth#so#my point still stands.#regardless.#cause that issue was published in like 1998 so still years after Harley's Holiday
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wait let me ask one more time any asoiaf podcast run or corun by WOMEN and not exclusively men!!!!!!
#i found one a clash of critics that seems to have some women on it 💀💀#their audio is not that good tho 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pls drink water i don’t want to hear your mouth sounds#getting on my soap box#i’m being mean i’m listening to a history of westeros and i’m liking it so far. there’s a woman who seems semi regularly on it?#haven’t listened to altshift yet tho
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I wish they had more reaction shots of skz😭
#when bongos came on#Jeongins mouth was dropped#Han was vibing too💀#for Demi Changbins was literally#facing the wall#Han was absolutely crazy tho#ughhh I wish we got Chan and Felixs reactions to bongos#cause they can actually understand half of it#tbh they probably listen to bongos#Felix strikes me as the type#skz streamer rants#bae blabbers
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i think not speaking ever again would fix a lot of problems for me sincerely
#mileposting#💀 every time i open my mouth lately something comes out of it wrong#hopefully i will start feeling like a person again soon tho 👍
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mine’s face really was modeled specifically to never smile any time i see him smiling it always looks so illegal
#snap chats#i think he's the kind of guy to only smile with his eyes- like his mouth's just stuck in a perpetual frown#but you can tell when he's smiling through his eyes a couple times- like after he explains kanda's death#he's smiling a bit through his eyes#i aint disregarding the end of the game tho esp not. esp not when RGG was So Kind to remind us on Smile Day 💀💀#i like his smile tho- both the I'm About To Kill Myself one and when he just squints a bit. its cute :)#'911 whats your emergency' officer help i thought about mine for too long and i feel my heart shutting down i love him so much#haha im just kidding id never call the police. id happily die if it was from thinkin about mine
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Your art tastes like Citrus candy :D
I love citrus things :3
Ty!
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Hmmm ok so after last night im like 99% sure im a lesbian and idk what to do abt it
#was kissing a guy and he fucking touched me everywhere im not gonna be too graphic so yea just imagine everywhere u know what i mean#had his tongue in my mouth and his hands on me and that didint do anything for me???????? i was even pretend moaning??????#bc i thought it was weird hes there molesting me and i dont feel a thing#he really wanted to leave everyone at the club and go back to my place but nah i was too scared for that lol#so anyways... what now 💀💀💀💀#i really need to make out with a girl i think#i dont know how this works i just know touching and kissing men does nothing for me#we ll see maybe kissing girls also does nothing but yea i gotta try it first#this is so stupid#ive first questioned myself when i was 15 i think and rn at least im finally like out there flirting and going out and testing everything#but its really scary still#last night was amazing tho#we were drinking all night till 6am#fukcing fooling arounf and being stupid right next to our dorms#i remember laying on the concrete outside with this girl and saying over and over that im not drinking anymore then taking a shot anywa loo
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i’ll never forget the smut fic i read years ago that used ‘hot pocket’ to refer to a ya know……….. u can never be that desperate for vocab please just reuse terms 💀💀💀
#cw nsft#whenever I feel self conscious abt my writing#i remember this fic#as i do others#i’ve read a lot of things <3#bb fanfics are too much tho I read the tags w my mouth agape#every fic uses the major archive warnings like what#💀💀💀💀💀#genunely think my fic is a rarity at this point#(finish it robbie)
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everyone on that post is confused abt how you do water first pills second like u just tilt ur head back a bit??
#but im so bad at taking them regardless#actually i usually cover my mouth right after i put it in bc the odd time it'll still touch my tongue i will spit it out 💀#ig just do what u got to do right#that post was good timing tho i hadn't had my morning dose & i don't think i took it last night 🥲#lissa.txt
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sometimes i think that hm. maybe i do like men. should i explore bisexuality? then i look at dean winchester and/or jensen ackles and am like ... nah
#i just don't get the appeal sorry guys#this is the hot guy y'all simp over?#seek help#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#jensen ackles#can't wait for the inevitable dean stans to yell at me for this#would it help if i said i really dislike his character as well#he's a misogynistic bastard that's a cut out of every other misogynistic bastard to ever cursed my tv screen#y'all are just foaming at the mouth because he's a bit bisexual coded#even tho the actor is actively homophobic 💀#i get the appeal to dean tho i do#but please get a life
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what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine
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op wheres the natural feeding option
🌲 outdoorsy Follow
you guys are getting fed?
#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look
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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow
ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE
YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!
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extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3
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as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3
#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....
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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow
i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right
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um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...
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OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD
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also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly
🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow
oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks
anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse
#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
猫神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash cat
410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS
#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly
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can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther
#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks
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gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!
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evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever
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make your own pawst
💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721
umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...
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Nyaverage shelter cat behavior
#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up
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saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo
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hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks
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1. i was making. a joak
2. i'm literally gay???
#literally what's your pawblem
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reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer
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i know you fuckers are lying
🍭 gaykittens Follow
this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer
🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow
shut the heull up
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grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise
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op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control
🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow
oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us
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