#the permit office

[colby-jac-cheese]

I've said it before and I'll say it again! Spiral avatar Grian works at the permit office!

[mythicalmochiii]

Bugs

[finchesslingshott]

can you draw ur fave member of hermitcraft :) any season is cool but particularly season10

and if ur caught up on the snails. one of the snails pls :3

i'm a grian stan (always have been, always will be) and the permit office bit has completely consumed my brain. still kinda sad its somewhat over *sniff* (unless..?)

anywho. take this old character sheet. sorry i took so long!! keep those requests coming!!!!

[convexicalcrow]

Thinking about Mayor Scar

Thinking about the Town Hall

Thinking about the Permit Office

Thinking about all the sekrit tunnels

Thinking about Cub mimicking other’s build styles

Thinking about policing the shopping district

Thinking about Cub the Enforcer

Thinking about how half the Permit Office staff were in the Mayor’s office

Thinking about Cub going too far

Thinking about the Evokers in Xisuma’s illegal shop

this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine this is

[bisexydesaster]

increasingly horrified (pos) by grian’s ongoing possession by American DMV Worker

[brainrot-has-overtaken-me]

Ya know with the amount of government on the Hermitcraft server this season, I’m just waiting for a Mayoral race to occur once more

[w1ngedv01d]

I have a firm preference for posting Life Series content, NOT Hermitcraft content

However, something in the newest Scar HC episode where the "Grian's Manager" skin is revealed makes me feel things

I want to go feral and actually talk about Permit Office!Grian and PO Manager!Grian as entire characters

Things that make me insane about The Manager:

PO!Grian spoke about him with a sort of mixture of respect and dread, and somehow The Manager managed to simultaneously meet and miss those expectations

He has a nametag

He called PO!Grian "the other guy"- maybe he doesn't have a nametag bc The Manager doesn't want to learn it?

He has a vest! :D

He looks seventeen, and distinctly younger than PO!Grian

Therefore, he is now seemingly supervisor to 3 adult men who are all older than him

He gives "teenager who had to have the world on his shoulders and can't process the pressure" energy

I love The Manager

I am very sorry my insanity is happening to you, but I love him

[justatree75]

my sister thinks that that the permit office should have a mailbox that plays a shredder noise instead of the usual "you've got mail" noise. and after that the mail should be sent into fire

[apairofbean-jeans]

New idea: any time one of my dumbass classmates asks a dumbass personal question I’m going to ask them “does this question meet the criteria of the base blooben test?” And if they ask what that is I’m just going to say, “sorry, I’m going to have to out you on hold” and put them on the please hold song.

this is going to be the funniest, most practical reference I can make.

[the-mythos-collection]

I've been doing tons of commissions recently and have been super busy with a trip I'm on so I'm sorry I can't do my normal monthly drop off of emojis

So instead

Here's joel

[sesquipadalian-in-a-jar]

Permit office Grian would be a banger cosplay

[lleafcup]

his ass finally got fired (and rehired)

[roe-oo]

upper management

[finchesslingshott]

hermitcraft 10 but instead of the vine boom "please hold" just starts playing. send tweet.

[lunarr-stuff]

*distant screams of agony*

[non-pulmonic-consonant]

'there was only one bed': mediocre, overused, boring

'there was only one chair': innovative. thrilling. endless opportunities.