#the phone company

[johnthestitcher]

Lineworkers school.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[stupidiocy-somewhere-else]

Bait used to be bel-

HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE RED BLUNT

[valtsv]

between the hickey punished as a boy scene which feels like it could devolve into sadomasochistic gay porn at any moment, yelling at everyone to get on their knees so forcibly that they instantly obey even though they were on the verge of a riot breaking out only seconds ago, and the fitzjames erotic euthanasia scene crozier really does have an incredible track record for helping other men discover their kinks at the worst possible moment

[art-is-kayos]

Quick SpiralShū

[r60005]

i saw someone had the same idea. i thought, i need to realize it first..

lethal company employee and maneater as spirit phone cover by lemon demon

[helios-fallen]

i've been playing a lot of lethal company recently. big fan of maneaters

[cherryhaunting]

rkgk

prostheticize

insp by this detail … I assume the fourth one is meant to represent him

[bandtrees]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

[sneakertin]

here have some of my favorite pictures of david tennant as richard ii to make your day better :)

[cozylittleartblog]

happy Make A Terrible Comic Day 2024. dealing with some Shipping Dwama today

[thecynner]

Howdy hey ya'll this ship probably exists already buuut heres J x Lizzy i call it Company Phone...cuz yea(C'mon JCJenson wheres the quality assured JCJenson branded phones at???!!!!) Juuuuust gonna say it's unrequited love(Lizzy's the one who loves J)

[souenkun]

Larry's random conversarion lines 🍙

Pokémon Masters EX spoilers ahead!

Random conversation 1:

Ever since I met a certain individual, I now find myself gazing up at the sky every once in a while. There's scenery you'll never even notice if you stick to flat, well-trodden paths. Just something I've observed. I don't dislike the vast, clear sky... But I don't think I can reach it. It's nice to know that there's something like that out there, though.

Random conversation 2:

Pasio seems to have many good restaurants. Ah, I'm not asking for specific recommendations, though... I actually enjoy walking around and looking for a place I might like. That's part of the experience. I seek the exceptional only when it comes to food. Pasio has a variety of cuisines to choose from, so it's hard to stick to just one.

Random conversation 3:

(Player), which do you tend to favor: the exceptional or the average? I was thinking of inviting you to have a meal sometime. Casually figuring out your client's preferences is a special skill that you learn as a salaried employee.

Random conversation 4:

Lunchtime is one of the few things that a salaried employee like me can look forward to at work... We can decide whether to spend that precious time eating something familiar or trying out a new restaurant. It's not just about the meal. The decision-making process leading up to it is also something to look forward to.

Random conversation 5:

People, Pokémon... There's no need to overcomplicate things. Nowadays people only seem to want a shock factor. Something weird, something bizarre. When all's said and done, simplicity is strongest.

Random conversation 6:

You don't necessarily have to follow every instruction from your boss. But I pretend to follow them, at least, so I can avoid hassles later on. That's a technique you can use to get by in the workplace. Keep it in mind.

Random conversation 7:

I'm here in this famous tourist spot, but I can't really spread my wings while my boss has her eye on me. I guess I'll do what I usually do on my lunch break and find a spot to Roost...

[rythyme]

Boston and Ray running into each other during booty calls at Nick and Sand's shared room

[sunshades]

[ganondoodle]

the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change

i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!

i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies

maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs