*Destino approaches Vourison, taking a good, long look at him.*
Destino: Buddy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but tattoos are so last season. I mean, light blue upon your complexion? It's not a combination that works for me and it certainly doesn't do you any favours. Perhaps try covering them up. The dark look suits the grouchy style you're trying too hard to go for. It's like you want Pokémon to hate you as soon as they approach you. Now, take me for example. White fur with grey mixed in. Combining that with my natural blue colouring and you have yourself a Pokémon that anyone would want to talk to. Perfection if you ask me.
“Where did this even come from?” Vourison questioned, genuinely more confused and incredulous then he was upset. “I’ve literally never seen you before in my life. Why are you here. This isn't even about the comments, I’ve had insults a thousand times worse hurled at me, but genuinely, why are you even here? Why would you ever come here, to this sacred place of healing for those cast out by their own corrupt gods based on, most often then not, their unusual looks causing those gods to deem them ‘unfit’ or ‘wrong’, just to insult me?”
“Look, if you’re just here to insult me fine, whatever, but if you plan on insulting everyone you meet then I cannot allow you into this place further. Many who live here have been through enough without some random Absol waltzing in like they own the place just to insult them when they finally feel safe. I will not allow my people to be harassed by any hostile outsiders.”
“Therefore I am going to have to ask you to leave-” “DO ME NEXT.”
“Janus. Why.” Vourison grouched with the most unamused voice he could muster.
“Because this is hilarious, I want to be insulted too!” The Chi-Yu explained, twirling in the air, “Besides, this one isn’t hostile, at least not truly. And even if they were, they’re not very strong compared to us.” They said to Vourison before floating down to Destino, voice becoming strangely giddy and excited.
“Listen, listen, listen, do you know how fucking funny this will be? If you insult me? It’ll be great I promise, please please please this is the one thing I need, it’ll be so funny when I tell the others. If you know even one thing about my species you’ll probably know why but even if not it’ll be great.” Janus half rambled as they swam circles around Destino. Vourison watched with a slightly wary eye. He wasn’t too fond of this Absol, but he trusted Janus’ judgment. Though their sense of humour often evaded him. He would tolerate Destino for the moment.
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Hi Knight, haven’t talked to you in a long ass time. Hope you’ve been doing well
Anyways, AU time
Hazbin Hotel AU :)
I’m just gonna assume you don’t know the basic world building, so it’s practically just: God is real and the world was created according to the Bible, there’s a Heaven and hell, the people on earth go to heaven or hell depending on whether they’ve sinned or not
Sins can range from drug abuse to mass murders, that kinda stuff. It also doesn’t even matter you’re age or if you know what you’re doing, cause there’s children cannibals in hell
There’s a hierarchy in Hell, it goes from
Lucifer
Lilith and Charlie (Lucifer and Lilith daughter)
7 Deadly Sins
Ars Goetia
Overlords
Sinners (people who sinned and went to hell)
Hellborn
Imps and Hellhounds (also Hellborn, but they’re ranked lower cause they’re look at like the rats of Hell)
Overlords are also sinners, they just hold more power and control compared to the regular sinner. So far there’s known to be 9 overlords so it’s a rare title
One last thing to mention, since there is an overpopulation in Hell, Heaven sends down Exorcist Angels once a year to kill off any Sinners to reduce the population. They’re only allowed to go after sinners and overlords, no one else
Anyways, the basic plot of the show is Charlie, The Princess of Hell, is trying to redeem sinners so that they’re allowed into Heaven cause she doesn’t want to see anymore sinners being killed during the yearly extermination. Like the whole idea is that even the worst people can change their ways and redeem themselves
So my idea was like, what if the Champions all died somehow and got sent to either Heaven or Hell? Or they all got sent to hell for something mediocre
Cause imagine the possibilities of what they look like, or what their sins are, even if they stay as sinners or they rise the ranks to overlords. I can see Lance or Diantha becoming an overlord and using that power to keep themselves and Iris safe from Hell (forgot the ship name famiily supremacy 🔥🔥) cause there is an overlord with two daughters in the show
I can see Lance going to Hell for killing some people cause of his job, even if it’s by accident. Cause there were three Cherubs who were kicked out of Heaven for causing the death of a human, even if it was also an accident. And idk what his new form would be
For the other Champions, I got no clue why they would also go to hell. Either we’d have to reach far to pull out something to use, or give them all a shitty quality. Like, idk, Wallace stealing money from the League fundings
Seems like something he’d do
As for their new forms, I can only think of Dianthawho would resemble a Houndoom, or have Houndoom like features. The reason is cause their hell forms are meant to be mocking them for all eternity. So her new form would be mocking Diantha of one of her biggest fears
Anyways I’m just trying to make this coherent while typing it out fast, hope this makes sense lol
My guy!!! Been a while!! I'm doing well, done w work, and ough I finally get to turn off my alarm :') hahaha but hey what abt you hahah
Anyways uvu
Ohhhhhhh👀👀👀👀
Ough Diantha having Houndoom features your honour that opened my third eye pls and the fact it's mocking them too OUGH™ that's dope chdmbd
But yeah y'know what let's just give them absolutely shitty qualities, for the sake of the au teehee or maybe let's use the villain au stuff for them??? Idk but yeah
Anyways anyways
I think Lance would go to hell bc of that one scene, y'know what I mean, him having his Dragonite Hyper Beam someone lmfao cause yeah in pokemas that guy was still alive but like for the sake of this au that guy is dead so Lance got sent to hell bc of that, also I think that he has no regard of anyone who he thinks are his enemy or like smth like that, he'd kill em let's be real hahaha
Oh Wallace would tho, he would lmfaoooo he wouldn't even be honest abt it and he'd even try to convince himself that hey, he's a Champion, he should have his own share w the league's funds, but I can see him as a very selfish man. Years of having nothing and finally he has that stability, I know he'd be selfish most of the time
Steven,,, idk, idk what he'd do,, low-key I think he'd grave rob. Like, I want this man to be a bit greedy when it comes to rare stones, didn't help his father also has the same interest too, I know Joseph taught him that sometimes the rarest and grandest gems are hidden within the tombs of the dead. The amount of Ghost pokemon he has to battle to get those gems was insane man. Also, imagine him like,, deadass just dissecting Sableye to get the gems they have. Imagine if his form in hell is smth similar to Sableye bc of that
Cynthia I'm also not sure bc the Cynthia I have in mind is the villain au one lmfaooo but like,, if we go w the fucked up villain au qualities I'm gon say she's a stalker lmfao, like, legitimately so fucking obsessed w Diantha, if Giratina is in this au imagine Cynthia still making a deal w him. But yeah y'know, stalker Cynthia, it's fucked up
Iris,,,,,,,,,,,, what should we give her, what kinda fucked up thing would she have,,, I see her being a bit prone to anger,,,, like,, being looked down by a lot of people would get to her y'know so one last trigger and she accidentally sent her Haxorus to kill the guy and she lived in guilt ever since
Diantha, oh for sure it's her pride. Like, listen to me listen to me, this woman would be the embodiment of pride okay listen to me she would be I just know her hubris became her downfall in this au
For Hau,, idk, I'm not sure I feel like it's the same w Iris?? But more on his jealousy, like I imagine him being a bit envious of Selene and that envy got the better of him, and idk idk if he'd actually do smth, it's just y'know envy is a sin and he really held on to that envy of his
Leon I'm also not sure w this one,,, like, legitimately idk hahahah
For Geeta I think it'd be her apathy to most things, most notably her regard for her league's wellbeing and all that, like,, she should care she knows that but she just,, couldn't, or rather it's also her pride that since she's the top champ, her league should always submit to her and I want them to go against her and that's why she's in hell lmfao
But anyways Overlord Diantha👀👀👀👀👀👀
Pls her still being soft when it comes to Iris and Lance your honour they make me so sick silkwing family supremacy indeed your honour cbxnbx
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this is ridiculously niche but anyone who knows me should have known this was inevitable.
CHARACTER: LARRY
POWER COLOR: OCEAN
STRENGTHS: A powerful gym leader and elite four trainer of the Paldea League
WEAKNESSES: ...Unfortunately for him.
Larry:
This businessman has his own plans. Unfortunately those plans were interrupted when he arrived at the Jetblack, so he kinda doesn't know what he's doing but he's not just gonna give up either, huh. This Paldean Gym Leader and Elite Four member just wants a break really. This whole tournament seems like a huge hassle. He just wants to go home now.
Sources:
-Any music made for the Pokemon franchise, including fansongs.
(Vs. Cynthia, Pokemon Villain Rap Cypher, Perish Song)
-Sources relating to office work, adulthood, and mundanity
(Career Boy, The Office theme, Business man, Everyday normal guy)
-Music relating to keeping false or multiple personas and identities.
(Two Face, Dear Evan Hansen OST, Persona OST,)
-Sources related to cooking and food.
(Cupcake song, It's Raining Tacos, Bacon pancakes)
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