#the polycule ever btw

[andro-dino]

what is up uh :squints at notes: beywheelz fandom

[the-uninformed-zennial]

Attention all Fable SMP Enjoyers!!!

(/lh, nsrs)

I have recently come to a shocking revelation regarding the beloved “Ghaae” ship in this fandom. (Specifically regarding one of its members, Caspian)

I have undeniable evidence that the Ghaae ship, and it’s creators, have been lying to us as a fandom regarding the intensions of some of their characters. (See below line for proof)

Caspian Solcrest is wearing socks, SOCKS! While engaging in what would otherwise be considered homosexual behavior in canon artwork. (Credit to Heyhay, Ghosty, and Metta for the beautiful artwork btw)

While the artwork that was shown on stream had a blanket covering them, this sketch CLEARLY shows Caspian’s feet are covered with socks. Which indicates he likely often sleeps with socks covering his feet. Unfortunately, I think we all know what this implies…

Ghaae is not actually gay.

You heard it here first. I’m so sorry for all of the upset this discovery will undoubtably cause. But we all must accept that they are, in fact, just homies who kiss each other goodnight.

Feel free to reach out (in the comments below) if you need any support in these trying times.

(Also shout out to my wonderful partner @hoardingpuffin for pointing this out to me)

[s-aint-elmo]

digging out the eah content i created in a frenzy during last year’s summer of obsession part 1: my personal sapphic multishipping guide (created to explain to my friends which of these dolls i think should hold hands)

(more in-depth discussion of the ships below the cut)

the polycule that will take over ever after

kitty/lizzie; kitty/maddie; maddie/lizzie

self-explanatory. frequently purchased together do not separate. bonus shoutout to maddie canonically giving kitty a little kissie on the cheek and getting off scot-free in the books though. a wonderlandiful world was a banquet to me

cedar protection squad

once again a wonderlandiful world and once upon a time i owe you my life. kitty ESP being so adamant abt not giving a shit then turning around and fucking up those boys who were mean to cedar...... i love friendship

kitty/cerise

also self-explanatory. she was a catgirl she was a wolfgirl can i make it anymore obvious. also doribuki’s phenomenal fake dating fanfic....... transformative foundational transcendental

cerise/raven

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND. i entered eah a rapple shipper and exited the book series ready to burn at the stake for cerise/raven. book two was SO MUCH. it had everything. raven befriending cerise despite her attempts to isolate herself. texting in class. winking at each other. raven meeting the parents and hearing embarrassing baby cerise stories. cerise putting it all on the line to save raven. i’m ambivalent about shadow high but cerise gets literally one (1) mention and it’s in raven’s internal monologue wherein she equates cerise’s hood w feelings of warmth and safety. like how was that in any way necessary. i rest my case 

raven & maddie

self-explanatory as well. dabesties. the ride or dies. it means so much to me that raven always has a friend in maddie no matter how many clowns and jokers (derogatory) treat her like the antichrist. maddie the character ever

raven/apple

WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN. the gelphie dynamic is a classic and i am EXTREMELY vulnerable to it. they are THE ship and i will pay my respects to the end of time. i am a big fan of how they trade their roles throughout the franchise and how rich the drama and history are between them. it’s pure fucking poetry.

raven/darling

TBH. a serve. the only thing juicier than evil queen/damsel in distress is evil queen/princess charming. big big fan of darling giving raven the five star princess treatment after a lifetime of being feared and shunned and vilified. equally big fan of raven’s momentous act of rebellion giving darling the courage to be true to herself. ALSO. the absolute archetype-subversion slay of the Pure-Hearted Hero(TM) confronting the Mistress of Evil(TM) and dropping their sword. looking through the smoke and mirrors and the will of Fate itself to see the girl who has wanted nothing but to be kind beneath. swearing their heart and soul and sword to the one true good they have found. picture it. i can almost see the 100-word drabble

raven/apple/darling

now THIS is just THE fairytale couple. the evil queen, the damsel in distress and the princess charming ALL holding hands and riding off into the sunset together. dappling on its own doesn’t do it for me but raven in the mix just makes everything gel perfectly. she’s the tomato in the ratatouille the cornstarch in the spring roll water, etc etc

darling/holly

this is one of those ships where i read a really convincing fic and the more i thought of it the more it just made sense. like they'd read swashbucklers and tales of courtly love together. holly would 100% write a darling placeholder in her self-insert romance fanfic pre-relationship as a way to express her feelings. darling would 100% find out and gently pull her out of the pit of sheer mortification she drilled into the ground to escape. also the height difference is a thing of beauty

safe from the polycule

duchess/poppy

they have one singular episode to their name and it was enough. it was Everything. the dynamic you can extrapolate from that one single interaction is so incredibly appealing to me. duchess’s bitchiness belied by her palpable air of vulnerability coming up against poppy’s spine of steel tempered by her skill in gaining perspective. poppy can challenge duchess into being a better person and duchess can be poppy’s character flaw like idk she just has shit taste in women that was the price she had to pay to be moisturized and unbothered by destiny. i just think they have the potential to be the unexpected, inexplicable power couple of eah

briar/faybelle

do i even need to say anything they had a whole movie to make their case. they’re rapple if rapple got their shit together before armageddon, with the bonus of a potential curse-breaking true love’s kiss for the fanfic authors to thrash between their teeth. truly unlimited. also unlike rapple where raven is 100% against being a villain and therefore it’s apple who has to do the mental gymnastics to open herself to the possibility of a relationship w raven, faybelle is just chomping at the bit to make her momma proud and presents a compelling perspective for the whole “falling in love w your fated nemesis” thing

blondie/cupid

they are icons, they are legends, and they ARE the moment. these two are so chaotic individually, what with blondie’s criminal skillset and habit of menacing innocent woodland creatures and cupid’s matchmaking powers combined w her shitty aim, that putting them together can only mean good things. there’s this whole element of their shared passion as public figures who at their best seek the truth and guide others through matters of the heart respectively that’s always interesting as a point of irony/obstacle when they start catching feelings and have to decide what to do with them. their joint youtuber/podcaster slay can level nations

[vero-niche]

doomed yaoi enjoyers pspspspspsps

[the-bellhopper]

Cowboy trio again

[buried-in-autumn-leaves]

Oline like directly after step 4 is in like the most doomed polycule ever (which is that shes not in one).

Derek loves her a lot, and he would never want her to settle for him. He helps her raise Sasha because he cares about her, and he always wants to help her. When Oline and Baxter get 'back' together, he's happy for her. But then Sasha, this sweet little girl who he loves more than life itself just isn't there as much anymore- No more sleepovers where she sneaks into Nico's bed in the middle of the night. No more making silly jokes together in spanish because he KNOWS Oline doesn't understand a word.

Baxter is jealous– His daughter. HIS daughter, is so attached to someone else- Someone who filled the role that he knows should've beeb his. He feels guilty for even daring to be upset, knowing this was his own fault, but it makes his chest hurt every time Sasha asks when she gets to go see Derek again.

And Oline is conflicted. She's happy, sure. She has Baxter, who loves her and makes her happy even if her logic tells her she should still be pissed. She has her daughter, who is more important to her than anyone. And yet, when Baxter asks, mumbled between them in a moment of vulnerability, if she would've ended up with Derek given the time, she can't answer. She knows logically the answer is yes. She loves that boy, and with time, the little family unit they built would've become the norm. She would've been happy then, too.

But that moment has passed. The sickness she feels when she thinks about that will pass too.

At least, she hopes.

[birdcatt]

yaaay these are my lifelong pmd eos ocs!!!

from left to right, they are: Emerald (she/her), Bronze (he/him), and Leaf (she/her)

emerald and leaf are sisters, and leaf has an Ongoing Crisis trying to figure out how to both complete her mission while also keeping emerald safe

emerald is just having a grand old time though

[vulturevanity]

I know what you are

[artemisaed]

I drew this in the middle of night

[spare-habitat]

totally not fuming with intense jealousy over people with t4t polyam queer relationships

[tauforged]

You have an oc you ship with Lodun and Cavalero? Could you tell us more?

HEHEHE YESSS!!!! Laz is my tenno oc (not the operator OR the drifter but a secret third thing (fusion of both that happened by accident)) and he and his husband seem to be on a quest to collect guys who just objectively kinda suck, with varying degrees of success. in duviri, laz got pretty lonely and at some point decided he was most likely to get attention by bothering lodun and pissing him off on purpose. it wasn’t long before laz got genuinely attached to the bastard, but his attempts at conveying affection seem to make him just as angry as teasing him did. lodun is in denial LMFAO but he’ll come around he just needs to be like… socialized. not used to having genuine friends, let alone anything further. he’s like a feral cat. he needs to be held until he stops biting. why don’t you get some hugs from a beautiful idiot and then maybe you’ll calm down

cav and laz had a similar dynamic going on at first, but by the time they reach a max-holdfast-rank point cav is a little more mellowed out and appreciates laz’s company a lot more tbh. they started off just like sparring and play fighting for fun (mostly boredom and pent up energy on cavs end, but laz just does this sort of thing for fun. beating the shit out of eachother is a time honored bonding activity btwn him and other tenno in his clan and to him it only naturally extends to anyone else he considers a friend) but well um. you know how it can get when you’re wrestling with the homies. guys being dudes, we’ve all been there.

i was digging for more art of them and realized that i started this silly little series of doodles AGES AGO and never properly finished it and now im mad at myself because the file is on my computer and i can’t get to it right now… but i shall let the wip free for now, i suppose. it’s been cookin for too long

a lot of laz and rigels respective boyfriends don’t really overlap (the polycule is. complicated. it includes a few other ocs. i ahve a chart about them in fact)

BUUUT laz and rigel both (affectionately) bother cav equally… angel and devil on his shoulder who are both probably going to make him worse <3

[euclydya]

I assume that you are my friends and also very very cool and also that your headspace may or may not consist primarily of one massive polycule that keeps expanding when I'm not looking

THE POLYCULE DOES KEEP EXPANDING LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE LMFAO AIAISIDKFKCNSKFF

-Electrochem

[the-trans-dragon]

Oh I had another customer comment on my mask! He set his items down to check out and then paused, and then asked, “Are you sick?” gesturing to his face, where a mask would be if he was wearing one. “The mask makes me think you’re sick or something. Kinda freaks me out.”

🙃😭…

[caracello]

its a few hours until heather getshere and imssooo im so im so )))+ IM SO EXCITED suns almost here.wwholr polycule SOON

[lavellander]

I know you are done with the surveys and likely never coming back to them so this info is solely for your enjoyment! DA:O: f!elf mage, <3 Alistair, Morrigan, Zevran. DA:2: f!mage, <3 Anders, Isabela, Fenris. DA:I: f!mage Lavellan, <3 Solas. For some reason the first two games felt wrong not being poly but I had zero inclination to be poly in inquisition.

aw ty for sending I love them :’) 🖤🖤 elf/mage main rights!!!

also you’re not alone in that last part! there was a pretty noticeable decrease in polycules for DAI as compared to DAO/DA2, and especially a decrease in canon love interest polycules. idk if it’s bc there’s more canon options or if it’s something to do w the companions’ dynamics w each other, but I was rly interested by it

AND, as mentioned in a prev ask a couple weeks ago, solas had the second fewest number of polycules out of all canon love interests in all games (beat only by sebastian) so you are extra double not alone in that lol

[toamonster]

How Goncharov should have ended:

Katya: Of course we're in love, thay's why I tried to shoot you.

Gonch: If we really were in love, you wouldn't have missed.

Katya: Die then *shoots him*