#the universe is against me

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

The Universe is Against Me vs. History of the Tri-State Area

[itlswhatltls]

Bueno... I was cruising through twitter as one does and I came across a post of a m*dr*dista meeting Pedri today. BEFORE ME?! OH THAT CLUB WILL SEE HELL ONE DAY KARMA BETTER HURRY

[technitango]

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[pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings]

when is it my turn for cuddles :/

[babyspacebatclone]

Ok, I finally have proof the universe is out to get me.

I’ve been having trouble taking my uterine fibroids and subsequent anwmia seriouslt, but it’s not (all) my fault!!

I first noticed by bleeding was bad around April of 2018. I was finishing a job in the schools, and looking to start my new job after I settled in.

Memorial Day weekend (end of May 2019) my stepfather had a near fatal accident, with some pretty bad head trauma.

By the time my family felt back to semi-normal, I was just used to dealing with my “heavy periods.”

(Spoilers: three weeks is not a “heavy period,” it’s chronic bleeding)

My mother eventually drags me to a doctor in 2019, and we get my first surgery in September to try and remove the single growth. I still have breakthrough bleeding afterwards, but it was a lot lighter than before. I was advised to “wait a bit” to see if it would improve, which I chose to interpret as “about six months.”

So, call the doctor March 2020!

Yeah, that didn’t happen.

My ob/gyn was not impressed with me waiting until the end of April 2020 to contact her, apparently I was in a critical enough condition to get another blood transfusion and surgery immediately despite COVID.

Things have been great since then - but my last ultrasound, there were officially two (small) growths.

I’m 42, a partial hysterectomy is the best choice now.

My previous two surgeries are the only times I’ve needed general anesthesia, and I’m having a hard time comprehending how serious this will be (“They’ll probably go for a Laparoscopic, hardly any incisions!!”), so when I got my info packet for the May 1 (yes, it’s the end of January as I write this), I hoped talking it over with my Mom would help stuff kick in.

Instead, we had to talk about the fire that happened on my brother’s apartment building floor, which is being treated as an active crime scene, the poor child he witnessed getting CPR (they didn’t make it), and him being up 23 hours before crashing at my parents’ place (a 40 minute drive for him) at 1am.

What did Ian Fleming write in Goldfinger?

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

[118diazsarchive]

ugh i wanna write so bad but i am so sleepy and so out of it and i have a headache

[dragoon-faeren]

Me: gets motivation to do something

The universe: NO

[p3pto-bysmal]

Is it really just unforseen circumstances or is it my karma

[tinakibed]

I know you missed punznap Valo yesterday so I just wanted to let you know that there's himbros Valo happening rn ❤️

thank you for telling me!!

[mammalsofaction]

Something incredibly annoying when dealing with non-pnf stans when discussing with PnF is discussion of Candace being accidentally gaslit by her mother. In that they assume everyone is in on the fact to make Candace feel like she's crazy. NOBODY ELSE is doing that. In fact, nobody BUT Candace seems to understand the whole brunt of the situation.

The backyard gang are not "bullying" Candace or keeping her from telling her mom. In fact, they tell Linda about it themselves MULTIPLE TIMES. They talk about it off handedly a bunch of times too. Theyre just also 10, and Linda thinks it's part of the "games". She thinks theyre being imaginative. Theyre NOT. The backyard gang is NOT lying to her, and they are NOT perpetuating the assumption that Candace is crazy. Linda just doesnt believe them. The backyard gang doesn't KNOW this. THEY ALL THINK LINDA KNOWS.

LAWRENCE is not perpetuating the idea that Candace is crazy. He ALSO thinks Linda knows. HE HAS SEEN the backyard projects a bunch of times, and HE TELLS Linda about them TOO. However, and this is important, he only ever sees the cute, relaxed and sweet projects, and never the potentially dangerous or fatal ones, so he thinks Candace is being anxious and overprotective. Which she is, but that's a separate issue. LAWRENCE is not lying. HE thinks Linda knows.

JEREMY has seen the projects and parties. He talks about them at length, and how cool Phineas and Ferb are! He's never lied. He thinks Linda knows.

STACY has seen the projects and parties. She FREQUENTLY vouches for Candace. But shes Candace's best friend, so of course Linda doesnt believe her.

EVERYBODY EITHER THINKS LINDA ALREADY KNOWS, OR HAVE CLOSE ATTACHMENTS TO CANDACE SO LINDA DOESNT BELIEVE THEM ANYWAY.

Linda isnt doing it on purpose. NOBODY is lying.

DO i think Linda should believe her daughter now and then? And should Lawrence stick up for her more? Of course I do. But it's not malicious. Just....a bit neglectful. But Candace's assumption that everyone is against her is largely perpetuated in her own head and anxieties and miseries. She ISN'T alone. People ARE on her side, and she has more allies than she thinks. There are MULTIPLE episodes where Phineas and Ferb try to bust THEMSELVES (AKA attempt to show Linda their project with her own eyes) when she simply asks them to. A lot of people think she's really cool, and caring, and her brothers think shes unironically, absolutely AWESOME. Which has been the point of many episodes, AS WELL AS Candace against the Universe.

[hansama]

FINALLY got around to finishing my drawing for @ut-against-genocide! Requested by Anon! Thank you for your donation ♥

Do your daily click for Palestine!

[lacebird]

CANDACE AGAINST THE UNIVERSE (2020)

[gia-d]

Four has been looking for that headband for HALF AN HOUR--

[tobyisave]

the new crystal temp

[bury-me-at-waffle-house]

i’m having rlly bad chest pain, somebody call waffle house i think it’s time /j

[hydrachea]

Do you think god lives in fear of what they've created.