#the white pharaoh

[shrubco-inc]

@hazeltongzhi i see your white mao and i raise you: THE CHINESE PHARAOH!

[uwu-tang-clan]

Normal people: Arknights can be pretty racist sometimes

Gacha players: at least it's not as as bad as other gachas

The white pharaoh

[tombofthemummy]

THE WHITE PHARAOH

This man (The WHITE PHARAOH) is the one being that I hate the most in the world.

His horrific antics exceed any kind of annoyance I have ever felt towards anyone, HUMAN or otherwise, LIVING or otherwise, PHARAOH or otherwise, WHITE or otherwise. His existence is an atrocity on the concept of being a PHARAOH.

1: HIS UNJUST WAYS

I myself am an EVIL MUMMY, often killing people for fun and to defend my TOMB. However, the WHITE PHARAOH does far worse things for far worse reasons. His continued enslavement of people with MINIMUM WAGE for the sole purpose of building more PYRAMIDS is awful, and he likely thinks of himself as a good person.

2: HIS IMMEASURABLE GREED

Any PHARAOH will tell you that all you need is 1 good PYRAMID. So why does he want more? My one PYRAMID has a COMBAT ARENA, a GIANT PIT, a BAR, a SARCOPHAGUS CHAMBER, a PUZZLE ROOM, and much, much more. What more could the WHITE PHARAOH want from hundreds of PYRAMIDS? He is going to sell CHARCUTERIE BOARDS and WINE in shops in the PYRAMIDS? He is going to sleep in 100 TOMBS? It sickens me. His GREED for PYRAMIDS is horrendous.

3: HIS LIES

I know for a FACT that the WHITE PHARAOH is not, will not be, and has never been a real PHARAOH. His HEADDRESS was stolen from a TOMB, and he has never been to EGYPT. His insistence that he is The WHITE PHARAOH comes from a twisted view of EGYPTIAN SOCIETY that he wishes to appropriate. His OBSESSION with PYRAMIDS has spurred him to build an EMPIRE of LIES so he can control more of the world in unjust ways.

4: WHITE

The WHITE PHARAOH says things like "aw shucks," calls people "Pal," and is always eating some CHEESE AND CRACKERS. It isn't morally reprehensible, but it is very annoying. There are few people WHITER than the WHITE PHARAOH in his irritating mannerisms of the ANGLO-SAXONS. Normally, I would be okay with someone being so WHITE, but in conjunction with his AWFUL PERSONALITY and EVIL WAYS, it becomes far worse.

5: HIS MUMMY DISCRIMINATION

Some may recall that in a PRESS CONFERENCE, the WHITE PHARAOH stated that he would not be MUMMIFIED because it's "gross and ugly." As a MUMMY, I found myself terribly offended. But to make matters worse, he constantly alludes to his HATRED OF MUMMIES elsewhere. In the televised HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION MEETING of the WHITE PHARAOH'S EMPIRE, he gave an entire speech about how PHARAOHS should not be MUMMIFIED, and every PHARAOH that is now a MUMMY should be unraveled and buried in a CEMETERY like "normal people." He mentioned ANIMATED MUMMIES as one of the worst things of all time, and said that every MUMMY who is alive in any way (like ME) should be KILLED. I need not elaborate how terrible of a person this makes him.

THE WHITE PHARAOH SHOULD BE HATED BY ALL

I know that when the WHITE PHARAOH dies, for a reason that I hope is me KILLING him myself, or some other extremely painful event, ANUBIS will be waiting for him. When his HEART is placed on the SCALE, it will be so heavy and drop with such force that it will immediately SLAM into the GROUND, shaking the EARTH in the LAND OF THE DEAD and catapulting the FEATHER into the sky.

The WHITE PHARAOH deserves nothing that he has. His POWER, his WEALTH, his HEADDRESS. He is worthy of none of them. The WHITE PHARAOH is a truly horrible being and I wish nothing but the most painful suffering on him for eternity.

I hope each and every one of his PYRAMIDS falls and crumbles into SAND scattered across the houses of the UTAH SUBURBS.

Words cannot describe how much I hate the WHITE PHARAOH.

[white-pharaoh-official]

didn’t know you had a wife?!?!

I have WIVES. Plural!!! That’s Jesyka she makes a great tater tot casserole

[correctopinionhaver]

you've seen the white pharaoh

now embrace the white khan

[jofiah]

[i-love-mcr]

bro is spooky lookin

Nothing against him but

Bro is giving me nightmares

I need to go watch Frerard videos to get my mind off of this hell spawn demon looking ass

😭💀😭

[cedarspiced]

[isdilsu]

You call it record "high temperatures" and "conditions dangerous to human health"

I call it "The watchful gaze of Ra growing ever impatient with you not building that pyramid"

[gunksplunk]

did i fucking ask

[oddvanilla]

what about .................. normal pharaoh

IF YK ME FRFR YOU'D KNOW I LOOOOOOVE ANCIENT EGYPT AND EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY!!! I LOVE NORMAL PHARAOHS 🫶🫶🫶

[mothismothismoth]

are you being haunted by the white pharaoh

yeag

[afc-agitprop]

🚨Breaking:🚨

Kamala Harris announces the White Pharaoh as her vice presidential pick

[scoopsofthestupid]

Never forget 9/11. 1857 shall forever be a year tainted in history.

[white-pharaoh-official]

For followers of the White Pharaoh pride month never ends! Everyone is proud to be a subject of my greatness. It’s mandatory! No pride month, pride year! Pride life!

Now:

Let’s

Get

Building

Those pyramids!

Being Gay is illegal tho.

[shrubco-inc]

i'm switching things up. the black pharaoh now.

it's him ⬆️