#the world is ugly -> summertime/scarecrow

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

once again listening to conventional weapons my favorite part of the whole collection is being able to like. instantly tell what songs got reworked into which songs off danger days

[willowkatt]

MY CHEM APPRECIATION RANT!!!

i think my chem is special in a way where their music changes with each album. not saying other artists haven't done it, duh, but with my chem being my favourite band/artists i just gotta get this out there for them!

i think variety can be a musician's biggest strength, i'd personally rather four albums that sound on a scale of two-mildly-similar-sounding-songs to absolutely-night-and-day rather than four albums that sound all the same.

my two favorite albums are Bullets and Danger Days, again, night and day, but it still feels like my chem. all four members come together and write awesome lyrics, put great power and emotions into them and the instrumentals, it's fucking crazy. even with their single Foundations you can still see their skills still shine despite it still sounding different.

Summertime and Our Lady Of Sorrows are so different to eachother but i love them both so much, normally i wouldn't listen to songs like Scarecrow but since it's my chem the power in it shines through.

and it's not just the main four albums, it carries across to the demos too!

i remember putting Not That Kind Of Girl as a song of the day in a server, and someone actually liking it and being surprised it was my chem!! their variety in music genre and style is such a damn superpower. it's always fun to see people finally trying out a my chem song and being like "oh damn, didn't expect this to be good"!

i love my fair share of pop-punk and rock, but having my chem also have options of songs that are a little less that (sorry i'm not good with genres LOL) such as The World Is Ugly, S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W, Emily, Early Sunsets Over Monroeville and Desert Song just to name a few - allows me to just cleanse my pallet while still being able to hear Gerard sing, y'know? and don't even get me started on their solo music, you'll probably see me making a Drugstore Perfume appreciation post soon.

and that's about it, i love my chem with almost all my heart and really wanted to get this out there, and remember don't attack people for what albums they like and dislike, it's all just a person's taste in music :D be free to reblog/comment and tell me your feelings on this, such as your favorite night and day songs!!

[hesitantvampirealien]

im bored so I'll try to guess something about you based on your favorite mcr + hesitant alien song (>>unserious!!<<)

I'm not gonna do all of them, just whatever song that comes to mind, so I'll probably miss a couple. Just ask me about any that i missed if you want. please don't take it seriously

Bullets

cubicles - you hate your job so much that you need to be comforted

mirror - you suck dick for cocaine

early sunsets - youre gay

headfirst - youre gay and depressed

demolition lovers - youre a lesbian

our lady of sorrows - you're a minecraft player who forgets to sleep and has to kill multiple armies of phantoms every in-game week

Revenge

helena - elder gay

im not okay - gay and depressed (and probably still in high school)

the ghost of you - you're a visual artist under psychiatric treatment

prison - you're INHUMANLY FUCKING HORNY and gay (and kinky)

thank you for the venom - you get into physical fights but you lose them more than you win them

deathwish - you're angry at someone or something, and you're not gonna stop being angry so soon

cemetery drive - you're probably another elder gay but a little more emo and/or into mcr than the helena elder gay

i never told you - you're angry, depressed and absolutely fucked in the head (and gay), but you're trying.

The black parade

welcome to the black parade - you're may or may not be a normie but you're a cool normie at least

i don't love you - you're either aromantic and feels nice listening to it (like me) or you're suffering with a relationship breakup and this song makes you sob your eyes out

dead // the end + dead - you're fucked in the head but you're trying to either disguise it or to be funny about it

sleep - you're probably into some weird abstract shit like Nurse With Wound (I'm a nww listener so don't come after me fellow nww listeners pls im joking)

house of wolves - you and the prison gay are equally horny (bonus if you two had sex) but you're a bottom and you're probably into humiliation kink, spanking and being tied up/wearing a collar and leash

teenagers - you are SUCH a fucking normie i swear to god

famous last words - you're traumatized

mama - deadly dysphoria that fucks you up

Danger Days

na na na - you're cute

bulletproof heart - you're probably nerdy

sing - ☭

planetary - you're also fucked in the head but you're even better at tolerating the pain + you probably go out at night a lot

party poison - you're non binary, angry, depressed, neurodivergent and tired of people existing but you try to tolerate it

save yourself - you're an angry gay and you're probably a bit more of a punk as well

scarecrow - you're a slightly older gay taking care of a young gay (probably the I'm not okay gay)

summertime - you're a little older, scarred physically and mentally and ULTRA depressed

destroya - youre horny as fuck and you want a threesome with the prison gay and the house of wolves gay

the kids from yesterday - you're painfully self aware about your age and your adult life

Conventional Weapons

boy division - gay

gun - gay

kiss the ring - gay and horny

ambulance - gay

make room - gay and punk

tomorrow's money - gay punk and horny

the world is ugly - you feel like you're extremely ugly despite actually being absurdly pretty

the light behind your eyes - you're just as mentally fucked as i am. :)

bonus lol

every snowflake is different - you're what normies call a giga chad and you're probably like a god or something

Hesitant Alien

the bureau - you're baby

action cat - you're cute

drugstore perfume - you're cute but you're suffering

brother - same thing as the light behind your eyes

zero zero - please fuck me i'll even bend over on this table for you

maya the psychic - you're the cutest and you're baby (and you're probably a visual artist)

[slutforgarlogan]

hai riley!! hope you’re having a good day/night?

wanna ask you about your top mcr songs? mine is cancer, helena, vampires will never hurt you, i never told you what i do for a living and summertime 🖤❤️

HEY JACKIE!! HOPE UR HAVING A GOOD DAY TOO ML. I HUNTED EVERYWHERE FOR A TWINKIE TODAY AND I CANT FIND ONS 💔 AND SOME WOMAN LAUGHED WHEN I SAID ID SMASH RICHARD RAMIREZ ON THE PUBLIC BUS GOD HELP

BUT OMG OMG DISENCHANTED IS MY FAV SONG EVER, I ALSO LOVE: kill all your friends, the world is ugly, sleep (SOBBED MY HEART OUT WHEN I SAW THAT LIVE), scarecrow, summertime and the ghost of you !!

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

So I just ordered myself some Gerard Manley Hopkins and my plan is to combine it with some mcr so I can call this my Gerard era but mcr is so Big and I am so Small I need like 5 songs at a time to digest so this is my humble request for 5 songs beyond How it’s Going To Be and I Am Not Afraid To Keep On Living Etc whose name I always forget. Is it Danger Days you love? Where do I start bestie halp

KHSDBHDSFSDA GERARD ERA ok!!! yes I am a danger days girlie I would definitely recommend that and the conventional weapons singles to start with (especially as they're less shouty and have more of a pop sound sometimes, so I found it easier to listen to them from the start). Normally I have a whole spiel, danger days was their last album and it was a major tonal shift so a lot of people hated it (not me because I have taste), Black Parade is probably their best album, it's a concept album about a man dying from cancer so it's probably best to listen all the way through, and then their earlier two albums are good but I had to sit with them, they took me more time to love. But if you want five specific recommendations!!!!!

Summertime - this is cheating because I know you've listened already to it but consider it's my favourite song!!! Find a way in the dark and out of harm babey!!! (also written about Gerard's actual wife so once again we see that wife-guy songs are just the absolute best)

The Only Hope for Me is You/Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back - this is also cheating because it's two songs but I always group them together. They're both Danger Days and the whole thing about this album is it's about how there's so much suffering and opposition but there's also love!!! and it's so important it's more important!!! And both these songs say it so much!!!!!

I don't know if you've actually listened to Welcome to the Black Parade itself, I feel you may have and I just forgot. If not, yes it's overplayed and a meme but consider!!! Though you're dead and gone believe me your memory will carry on!!! defiant to the end we hear the call!!! Also if you HAVE already listened to it listen to Disenchanted my beloved, the second-last song on the Black Parade album, truly changed my life in an indescribable way!!!

I Don't Love You is an underrated masterpiece and the thing is there isn't even a huge bridge in this but there is a turn and it's just *chef's kiss*

The World is Ugly/The Light Behind Your Eyes - I am politely asking mcr to write more love songs because they're so good and it and have only written like. four.

Bonuses!!! Because I'm annoying!!! Desert Song changed the game! changed my life! people died!!! Also Fake Your Death is the last song they released before the breakup and it's so good, and Planetary Go was the first song of theirs I truly loved. Also SCARECROW is a bop truly!!!

Alright that was way more than 5 but I hope it narrows it down a bit!!! Truly all the songs of the century!!! I'm so excited about your Gerard Era!!!

OH also the entire Hesitant Alien album means so so so much to me, I couldn't divide it down so if you ever felt like some solo Gerard I'd say listen to that, but he also wrote Baby You're A Haunted House which is unexpectedly wonderful.

[angstics]

kiss the ring -> destroya, light behind your eyes -> scarecrow, world is ugly -> summertime

[lostjulys]

ok im tired as shit and i can't sleep here's the definitive crimeboysclingyduo + my chem poast.

c!clingyduo: our lady of sorrows (take my fucking hand and never be afraid again / you can trade me for an apparition / oh how wrong we were / to think immortality meant never dying) save yourself, i'll hold them back (we can leave this world, leave it all behind / we can steal this car if your folks don't mind / we can live together if you've got the time / i'm the only friend that makes you cry) skylines and turnstiles (and after seeing what we saw / can we still reclaim our innocence? and if the world needs something better / lets give them one more reason now), the world is ugly (are you thinking of me / like i'm thinking of you? / one day, like this / we'll never be the same) this is the best day ever (well i thought i heard you say 'i like you, we can get out / we don't have to stay in this place) i never told you what i do for a living (and never again, they gave us two shots / to the back of the head and we're all dead now) summertime, (if you stay, i would even wait all night / or until my heart explodes. how long until / we find our way in the dark and out of harm? i'll run away with you any time you want)

c!crimeboys: this is how i disappear (can you hear me cry out to you? words i thought i'd choke on / i'm really not with you anymore / i'm just a ghost, so i can't hurt you anymore / there's things i've done / that you should never ever know / and without you is how i disappear / and live my life alone, forever now), AMBULENCE (and if you save my life, i'll be the one who drives you home tonight / and if i ever let you down / i'll be the one who drives you home tonight) the light behind your eyes (if i could be with you tonight / i would sing you to sleep / never let them take the light behind your eyes / one day, i'll lose this fight / just remember you will always burn as bright / we'll say goodbye today, and i'm sorry it ends this way) the ghost of you (at the end of the world, or the last thing i see / you are never coming home, never coming home / and all the things you never ever told me / and all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me)

c!wilbur: the sharpest lives, (give me a shot to remember / and you can take all the pain away from me / the sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead / so you can leave like the sane abandoned me / if it looks like i'm laughing, i'm really just asking to leave / you're the one that i need, i'm the one that you loathe) you know what they do to guys like us in prison (like a bullet throught a flock of doves / to wage this war against your faith in me) thank you for the venom (give me all your hopeless hearts and make me ill / you're running after something that you'll never kill / if this is what you want, then fire at will / preach all you want, but who's gonna save me? i keep a gun in the book you gave me / you wanna follow something, give me a better cause to lead / give me a reason to believe)

c!tommy: heaven help us (the punchline to the joke is asking / someone, save us) bulletproof heart, (i'm who i've got to be, these pigs are after me / and though i know how much you hate it / are you gonna be the one to save us? hold your heart into this darkness / will it fail and leave you stranded?) scarecrow, (make a wish when your childhood dies / count to seventeen and close your eyes / i'll keep you safe inside)

c!tubbo: burn bright (so give me all you've got, i can take it / they always told me i'll never get to heaven with a life like yours, little boy / it's like a chemical burn, i'm peeling off your skin / and when you see your face / well, you'll never be the same again) the light behind your eyes, (so long to all my friends / every one of them met tragic ends) destroya, (what have you become / when they take from you almost everything?) the only hope for me is you (what have we learned, other than people burn in purifying flame? / i'll say it's okay, i know you can tell / and though you can see my smile / i still think of the guns they sell)

[v-t-holmes]

MCR songs rated by how many of the Bandori bands could and/or should cover them

romance: no lyrics, but it has roselia vibes 1/5

honey: afterglow vibes, but also popipa (and also I want Rimi for the screaming parts), they might be kira kira doki doki but they also covered a song entirely about sex and god knows ... is pretty dark too, 2/5

vampires: roselia and afterglow both seem like the type to cover this, 3/5 for the third possibility of yukina and ran covering it together

drowning lessons: once again, afterglow and roselia or a yukina and ran cover vibe, but also RAS, 3/5 + 1

sorrows: afterglow, and RAS and glitter*green vibes and also ran, layer and yuri deserve to say fuck 1/5 + 2

halos: lets just go ahead and say that most of the bullets album has afterglow vibes, but this one also has hello happy world! vibes, harohapi is the kind of band to cover stuff you wouldn't expect them to 2/5

turnstiles: it does have afterglow vibes but should any of them really be covering this song 0/5 + 1 bc I trust yukina's dad with it (also i googled him after writing this, why is he so pretty excuse me)

monroeville: afterglow/5, ran has the range

best day ever: clearly, afterglow, 1/5

cubicles: just like approximately 100 times previously, this has clear afterglow vibes, but also roselia, maybe glitter*green too, 2/5 + 1

demolition lovers: everything but screaming in this song says roselia bc screaming is very un-yukina-esque, 1/5 + ran would totaly scream

helena: fits roselia the best, but it also has afterglow or glitter*green vibes, maybe even RAS, but at the moment they don't have the emotional depth for that yet, 2/5 + 1.5

give ‘em hell kid: realized that bullets and three cheers have afterglow and roselia vibes respectively, but their imagery is exactly the opposite. that being said, both roselia and afterglow could do a great cover of this song, 2/5

to the end: just like a bunch of times before, roselia and afterglow, 3/5 for a possibility of yukina and ran cover

prison: Hello!!!! Happy!!!! World!!!!! I do not take constructive criticism on this one, 1/5 let kokoro tsurumaki say motherfucker

i’m not okay: guess the band it starts with a and ends with fterglow (also can somebody put this song over the tied to the skies mv i have a theory they fit together), also roselia, but only for the 'i'm okay (trust me)' part bc i want ako to have the 'trust me' line, 3/5, popipa, harohapi and pasupare together give the song another point

ghost of you: it could very easily be a roselia song, 1/5

jetset life: una otra cancion para roselia to cover por favor 1/5

interlude: it may be a short song but yukina's vocals and roselia's sound would fit it way too well 1/5

venom: realistically, afterglow and roselia would be most likely to cover it, but someting about it says 'cutesy idols should get away with singing it', so I'd want pasupare to cover it, but also popipa or harohapi, 5/5, *please*

hang ‘em high: oh yeah afterglow totaly, but more importantly, harohapi, 2/5

deathwish: nobody will be surprised if I say Roselia and Afterglow would cover this, right? also I just noticed there's lots of christian motives in the three cheers songs, 2/5 + Jesus

cemetery drive: why are most of the songs so fitting for Roselia and/or Afterglow (i mean it's fitting but please give me more to work with mcr), 3/5

never told you: it has strangely popipa and harohapi vibes, and I'd fear for my thumbs if it was a harohapi song and was added to the game, also afterglow 3/5

desert song: this song is too sad. -9293838382/5, or I'll cry

the end.: I mean yeah, afterglow and roselia, but it has Poppin'Party vibes but Dark 3/5

dead!: well since the end. transitions to this one, afterglow, roselia and popipa already have this song rights, but this one also has pasupare and harohapi vibes, and maybe even glitter*green, 5/5 + 1

how i disappear: the intro alone says roselia and the rest of the song keeps and keeps saying roselia. roselia. did i mention roselia? 1/5

sharpest lives: afterglow for this one, and maybe harohapi, 2/5

wttbp: hello happy world is legally required to cover this song, 1/5

i don’t love you: idk this song made me think of pasupare, but more realistically, afterglow or popipa, 3/5

house of wolves: the vibes say pasupare and popipa, the song says afterglow, 3/5 + i spent about 5 minutes trying to roll that R in 'i said ashes to ashes'

cancer: pasupare or roselia but please no. -2/5 I would cry and miss all my notes on the easy difficulty

mama: god. please. hello happy world. 3/5 bc pasupare and popipa also seem like they'd make a great cover

sleep: something about it just say afterglow and nobody else, 1/5

teenagers: there's something about imagining kokoro singing the chorus ... but really any of the bands could do it Well so 5/5 + 2, please

disenchanted: yukina's voice. it's made for this song. please. bushiroad do something about this. roselia/5

famous last words: yes. feels like one for all the vocalists to get together and sing, all/5

blood: fun! hello happy world! 1/5

kill all your friends: it has the afterglow vibes, but I can also see harohapi and popipa cover it what else can I say, 3/5

heaven help us: saying roselia and afterglow gets boring, popipa and harohapi is in, 4/5

my way home is through you: Poppin' Party (also afterglow but really they already have enough songs on this list) 2/5

emily: i got so focused on the comment section on youtube that I almost forgot to think of which band this would fit. most likely pasupare or harohapi, 2/5

party at the end of the world: finally we're getting to the more popipa/pasupare/harohapi vibe songs, also afterglow 4/5

not that kind of girl: i spoke too soon, this clearly has ran vibes, 1/5, afteeglow type of song through and through

all the angels: uh tough one. it sounds nice but has Very Dark lyrics, so popipa and harohapi could both cover it, but like, also roselia vibes? and maybe even pasupare, 4/5

na na na: out of the main bands, harohapi, but really, it has more RAS vibes, 1/5 + 1, let layer say fuck

bulletproof heart: it even has roselia-esque song title, what else is there to say, 1/5 + 1 actually, i feel like it also has guriguri vibe

sing: this has very uplifting vibes actually, and popipa, pasupare and harohapi have very uplifting vibes, ran is made to sing songs like that too, and god knows yukina could sing this so well, another one for all the main bands 5/5 + 2 because also RAS and guriguri

planetary (go!): HELLO HAPPY WORLD/5 AND NOBODY ELSE

the only hope for me is you: definitely a roselia type of song, 1/5

party poison: oh this simply has afterglow + aya vibes, 1.2/5

save yourself, i’ll hold them back: same as the previous one, but yukina instead of aya, 1.2/5

scarecrow: pasupare seem like the band for this song. it also has popipa vibes. maybe collab with ran? ran could honestly sing all the mcr songs. 2.2/5

summertime: the only of the main bands i can't see singing this song is harohapi, 4/5

destroya: just saying afterglow would be boring. it's popipa and harohapi you should worry about. 3/5

kids from yesterday: i mean it would be a good song for roselia or pasupare to cover, but the emotional toll this song would take on me if it was chosen on multi live is not worth it, -2/5

vampire money: listen it has kira kira doki doki vibes of popipa, and cute idols should be allowed to say fuck, and afterglow would clearly do a cover, but really, the best one for this song would be harohapi, but even more really, a 5-way collab between the five bands would be the best, all/5

we don’t need another song about california: my first thought with it was popipa, but it also has pasupare and roselia vibes, 3/5

black dragon fighting society: this song is clearly a job for harohapi and nobody else/5

f.t.w.w.w.: roselia and afterglow and harohapi show up a lot huh, 4/5 for a possible collab between ran, yukina and kokoro

mastas of ravenkroft: well, considering what this song is about, the only band who should do it is popipa, 1/5, kira kira doki doki vibes didn't stop them from covering romeo&cinderella, it won't stop them from covering this song

boy division: another one with harohapi vibes, but also more afterglow vibes (i mean look at them, they're the most emo band in the game), 2/5

tomorrow’s money: afterglow and roselia would definitely cover it, but who i really want to cover it is pasupare, 3/5

ambulance: really any of the main bands could cover this, but especially pasupare or popipa, 5/5

gun.: it has the vibes of every band honestly, and all the bands could make it sound good, 5/5 + 2 for RAS and glitter*green

the world is ugly: i mean they all could, and the covers would be nice, but is crying and eventually dying while playing a live really worth it? -5/5

the light behind your eyes: what is this, songs that would make me die before the fever chance bar showed up from making me cry? -728282/5 I don't want to die in a multi live just bc of crying

kiss the ring: can't see roselia or pasupare cover it, but popipa, afterglow and harohapi definitely could, it has them vibe, 3/5

make room!!!: it doesn't have roselia vibes, but it does have RAS vibes, 4/5 + 1

surrender the night: clearly a roselia vibes song, although afterglow and popipa have a similar vibe too, 3/5

burn bright: can't decide if roselia or afterglow would make a better cover, 3/5, maybe they should do it together

fake your death: 6/5 bc the special band should be the one covering that, even if all the main bands could do it well separately

[transsexualfrankiero]

Here's my ranking of every single mcr song that I've listened to enough to have an opinion on!! Feel free to bully me in the notes ❤

S TIER: 1. Mama 2. Sleep 3. I Never Told You 4. Early Sunsets 5. The Ghost of You 6. Demolition Lovers 7. Heaven Help Us 8. Bury Me In Black 9. Prison 10. House of Wolves 11. Planetary Go! 12. Hang Em High 13. To The End

A TIER: 14. Thank You For The Venom 15. Drowning Lesson 16. Famous Last Words 17. Destroya 18. The Sharpest Lives 19. Helena 20. Our Lady of Sorrows 21. Headfirst for Halos 22. Jetset Life 23. Black Parade 24. Cemetery Drive 25. Desert Song 26. Ambulance 27. Fashion Statement 28. Na Na Na 29. Give Em Hell, Kid 30. Surrender The Night 31. Save Yourself

B TIER: 32. Dead! 33. Honey, The Mirror 34. I'm Not Okay 35. This Is How I Disappear 36. Skylines and Turnstiles 37. The Kids From Yesterday 38. Cancer 39. Romance 40. Party Poison 41. Burn Bright 42. Kill All Your Friends 43. Boy Division 44. Vampire Money 45. The Only Hope 46. Gun 47. Bulletproof Heart 48. Tomorrow's Money

C TIER: 49. Cubicles 50. The End 51. Vampires 52. Teenagers 53. Scarecrow 54. Disenchanted 55. Summertime 56. Light Behind Your Eyes 57. Fake Your Death

D TIER: 58. I Don't Love You 59. Best Day Ever 60. The World Is Ugly 61. Blood 62. Interlude

F TIER: 63. Make Room!!! 64. Sing

[chemicalfuckboys]

If MCR Songs Were People

This probably already exists but I spent two hours doing this instead of sleeping. Tell me which song you’re most like.

Welcome to the Black Parade: has a flair for the dramatic, doesn't know how to do a smoky eye, was in the marching band in high school, daddy issues. Sleep: has insomnia, PTSD, nightmares, is self deprecating, just wants to go the fuck to sleep Destroya: probably gay, moans like a bitch during sex, pretty fucking hardcore, shit immune system though, lives for anarchy House of Wolves: will burn in hell (or believes they will), is a bad mother fucker, has a sister who should be scared, pyromaniac, "Catholic" Vampire Money: all over the place, drinks a lot but parties like a beast, has a Bowie obsession, likes driving fast and loud music Na Na Na: really artistic, pansexual, likes to scream lyrics, rebel at heart, probably still wears bandanas, sunglasses and boots all day every  day, fuck the government Cancer: is dying, will die, all of your friends will die, actually doesn't have any friends, really depressed, in pain, martyr S.I.N.G: activist, owns jeggins, would join an underground gang if they had the balls, likes neon things for some unknown reason Early Sunsets Over Monroeville: loves zombies, probably owns a Hawaiian   shirt, really quiet and doesn't talk much, hangs out in shopping centres/malls but never buys anything Demolition Lovers: is probably part of an underground gang, has to go away for "work" a lot, has a shotgun in the trunk of their car, teal,  unrequited love Helena: recent death in the family, super fucking dramatic, lots of makeup, always wears black (maybe some red), nail polish is always chipped, imagines/fantasises things that will never happen all the time Teenagers: super punk, goes to concerts all the time, will break shit just for fun, has authority issues, probably friends with a lot of delinquents, is a delinquent, doesn't read books, drinks a lot Famous Last Words: is constantly having an existential crisis, really   committed when it comes to relationships, cowboy boots, goes outside at midnight for no reason I Don't Love You: always heartbroken, never cuts hair, plays guitar,  goes on road trips when things get difficult, super emotional, cries a lot I'm Not Okay: is still in high school, I don't care if they're 39  they're still in high school, hates high school, does stupid shit all  the time because fuck it, high school, is not okay, is friends with  weird people, high school Mama: PTSD, self deprecating, mama's boy/girl/person, has a sick sense of humour, laughs manically for no reason, cutthroat You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison: probably gay, went to prison, had a fuck tonne of bitches (I'm kidding, they were actually the  bitch to a fuck tonne of other people), can't adjust, has issues with  family Headfirst for Halos: epic, is not okay, always trying to think  positively but is screaming inside, thinks about doing stupid shit all  the time (i.e. Putting a gun to their head) Vampires Will Never Hurt You: screams a lot, has a vampire fettish, hates Twilight with a passion, has never gone outside, wouldn't mind dying if I was a wooden stake to the heart, sucks dick The Ghost of You: fought in WWII, had a pretty girlfriend, wears round glasses with gold rims, is tall and lanky, has a brother, gets shot in  the chest, screams, dies The Light Behind Your Eyes: is finding ways to deal with severe depression, cries a bit but quietly, reads a lot of books, all their friends are dead, trying to stay strong despite the fact they're dying inside, sings like an angel Give 'em Hell Kid: lives life fast, probably has killed someone, wears red and like khaki green, shouts a lot, belongs in a 2005 MTV short, lives life on the edge, fatalistic To The End: has read Dante's Inferno, is a mafioso, fatalistic, has  probably organised the death of many people, likes to drink cyanide, sleeps a lot, owns diamond jewellery, likes cake The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You: has no faith in life, likes western movies, will yell at you, has  applied for a license to kill, likes to sleep with people (like nap I  mean) Thank You For The Venom: likes snakes, has probably almost OD'd, hates  the doctors, is stubborn, death obsessed, has probably stabbed someone, wears striped long sleeve t-shirts, hates running, hopes to be shot one day Hang 'Em High: is death obsessed, clinically insane, screams a lot,  always makes a lot of aesthetic statements about things with black and  white connotations, Catholic, fuck off It's Not a Fashion Statement It's a Fucking Death Wish: swears in front  of their parents, wears their mum's clothes, is obsessed with killing  enemies, is always predicting their death to be soon. Cemetery Drive: all too real, has a girlfriend, likes to hang out in  cemeteries, girlfriend has issues and ended her life, now has issues  because of it, drinks a lot, really fucking depressed I Never Told You What I Do For A Living: is 100% a serial killer, sociopath, also has OCD, scary as shit The End: is dying, but isn't too sad, wishes to attend their own funeral  as a ghost, has no self confidence, can't be fucking bothered growing  up, doesn't give a shit, is very chill, wears yellow accessories Dead!: Is dead, is having a party about being dead, wondering if all the  assholes in their life are in hell, no one actually likes them, laughs  at inappropriate moments, is a great dancer This Is How I Disappear: really fucking dramatic, will be upset and   disappear if you break up with them, dramatic, is a part time satanist, will make a voodoo doll of you if you fuck with them, candles The Sharpest Lives: goes out late at night, never showers, drinks   heavily, would probably go cannibal if it was legal, always in pain,   lives life on the fucking edge, will burn large objects, has sinus   issues Disenchanted: is constantly torn, never actually cries, writes books,  likes to take chances, likes birds, got in trouble with the police for  some stupid but really fun shit, friends need to get their shit together  and learn a lesson Bulletproof Heart: Gravity doesn't mean to much to them, has self  confidence but not enough to stop running away, runs away a lot, wears  really funky colourful clothing, is very kind but misunderstood Planetary GO!: goes to a lot of cool night clubs, knows how to fucking  party, is still very punk on the inside, sweats a lot (bc they dance a  lot), jumps up and down for no fucking reason The Only Hope For Me Is You: is obsessed with being remembered, only has  one friend, is kinda depressed and really needs someone to hold onto,  but is also really questioning life and society, wants to run away to a  more aesthetic place Party Poison: speaks fluent Japanese (cough I mean Weeaboo), watches a  lot of anime, loves Kpop and Jpop fashion, will party but goes to the  weirdest parties, dyes their hair, fuck the bullshit meaning of life  they do what they want Save Yourself I'll Hold Them Back: is a badass, known for being a  badass, stole your mum's car and took you on the best date ever, wears a  lot of leather, ready for a fight, probably gets into a lot of fights  anyway, probably once looked like Danny from Greece SCARECROW: is probably on LSD, smokes a lot of weed, is really chill,  too fucking chill, wears psychedelic t-shirts, is actually a  philosophical genius, reads a lot of poetry Summertime: they might go outside if it's summer, listens to music with  headphones on full blast, goes on the train a lot, likes to walk around  listening to music and pretends they're making the aesthetic parts of  the music video they're listening to, soft kitty The Kids From Yesterday: is constantly nostalgic, loves Star Wars and  Queen, always having flashbacks, wears yellow and read things, feels  misunderstood, trying to figure out the meaning of life Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us: likes Fall Out  Boy when they had long song titles, has issues, a lot of issues, ugly  screams a lot, doesn't care, wears dark denim jackets, hates this girl  who fucked their brother Drowning Lessons: has a lot of anxiety, constantly worried, always  running away from problems and situations, can't swim, always has  regrets, has pink things Our Lady Of Sorrows: was in a gang once, loves to get into switchblade fights, is really scary and bloodthirsty, believes in pagan gods, but   will protect you, blood blood blood. Skylines and Turnstiles: saw 9/11 happen, life was changed because of  it, decided that they wanted to be in a band, made a band with brother  and his fren, got some dreadlocked weed smoking fanboy to join, the  drummer is an asshole x3, breaks up after 12 years, deems it to be a  good idea, scared of butane This Is The Best Day Ever: this is the worst day ever, has no rhythm, is  really confused with what is going in, went to hospital a lot and hated  it, screams a bit, is a bit scared of needles, studded belts, suck dick Cubicles: will die alone (or at least they think), hates their job, the  only thing that entertains them at work is people gossiping at the water  cooler, is actually having a severe existential crisis Boy Division: is friends with people who would have a fucking rocking  funeral, stalks school girls, looks dead but only dresses that way,  likes to sing about California, paranoid all the time Tomorrow's Money: fell in love with a vampire, slightly aggressive, can  surf, stopped screaming three years ago, wants to be a doctor, hates   people who are thought of as heroes, ruined converses AMBULANCE: screams in an aesthetically pleasing way, thinks you know  nothing, super weird, goes out after dark, likes to drive big cars,  wouldn't mind driving, is super reliable even when they let you down Gun.: was probably conscripted into the military, actually hates   violence and guns, wants to stay at home all the time, likes to call the  shots, owns an old uniform that they'll never throw out The World Is Ugly: likes Blade Runner and fairy lights, thinks weird  people are very beautiful, insanely observant of other people's  behaviours, wears knee high socks and converses, hates the world because  it's terrible Kiss The Ring: belongs in an alternate universe where it's still the  medieval time but rock bands exist, is probably a contract killer, likes  to overthrow the king every five years, has really fucked up logic  about why it's okay to kill a lot of people, cutthroat Make Rooom!!!!: probably goes to discos, does not panic at them,  actually has some self confidence but always gets into stupid situations  and flails, wears the tightest pants in the world, wears earrings with  crosses on them Surrender the Night: constantly lonely, likes to drive long distances to  think, lost a loved one, has cool patches on their jacket, has been to  hospital twice, likes to listen to you, always keeps secrets unless you  fuck with them Burn Bright: likes going to the city just to look at all the lights,   walks around and thinks that certain things would look nice on Tumblr,   unstable, can be aggressive, very in tune with their surroundings, kind of a Buddhist Common People: your average person, always struggling financially, wears  a lot of blue, always falls in love with shallow rich girls for no  reason, really just wants to live however the fuck they want Every Snowflake Is Different: loves children's TV shows, goes to the  snow every year, loves winter and hot chocolate, will cry if you take  their toys away, will be a good parent, too busy having fun to give a  fuck Desolation Row: got beat up at school, is now in a cutthroat gang, spits  a lot, wears a lot of eyeliner, likes Grease but is also super punk  rock, hates wearing underwear, likes to break shit all the time Desert Song: is recovering from a drug addiction, is still in a really  dark place, trying to stay strong, is questioning the meaning of life,  probably had teal roots at some stage Black Dragon Fighting Society: drinks juice when they're killing because  it's fucking delicious, really likes dragons, reads too much, hates  society, would run away but that would mean no books and no juice so no  fucking way, likes hot pink and black Zero Percent: hates everyone, would kill everyone, really hates people,  does whatever the fuck they want, will kill everybody, will put zero   effort into school or work, does their own thing. Mastas of Ravenkroft: worried about growing old, has no self confidence,  will only have sex if the lights are turned off, feels very old at a  very young age because of shitty bones, also has no fucking chill F.T.W.W.W.: fuck society, is super digital, but also really retro,   always tells people to kiss their ass, lives in a futuristic society,   likes robots, has a licking fettish, likes to destroy shit, will   probably spit randomly We Don't Need Another Song About California: Summertime's long lost  twin, really doesn't give a shit about California, but likes the sun,  probably lives in Florida, hates magazines, probably has a fake name,  thinks that nothing matters All The Angels: is dying, has minutes left, girlfriend has issues   because she's a little risky, everything has gone wrong, everyone is   upset, probably died three years ago, never went to heaven, likes pretty  flowers and dead things Romance: a complete and utter 1800s Romantic, has probably ready  Frankenstein, wants to go on epic journeys, never showers, likes spices,  old fashioned, would probably get into the steampunk fashion thing Blood: is forever in the 1920s, was a war hero but hates themself,  laughs manically sometimes, has a thing for blood but hates vampires,  90% human wreckage, 23% awful fuck, 8% bad at math, 14% clueless