#kiss the ring -> planetary go/destroya

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

once again listening to conventional weapons my favorite part of the whole collection is being able to like. instantly tell what songs got reworked into which songs off danger days

[hesitantvampirealien]

im bored so I'll try to guess something about you based on your favorite mcr + hesitant alien song (>>unserious!!<<)

I'm not gonna do all of them, just whatever song that comes to mind, so I'll probably miss a couple. Just ask me about any that i missed if you want. please don't take it seriously

Bullets

cubicles - you hate your job so much that you need to be comforted

mirror - you suck dick for cocaine

early sunsets - youre gay

headfirst - youre gay and depressed

demolition lovers - youre a lesbian

our lady of sorrows - you're a minecraft player who forgets to sleep and has to kill multiple armies of phantoms every in-game week

Revenge

helena - elder gay

im not okay - gay and depressed (and probably still in high school)

the ghost of you - you're a visual artist under psychiatric treatment

prison - you're INHUMANLY FUCKING HORNY and gay (and kinky)

thank you for the venom - you get into physical fights but you lose them more than you win them

deathwish - you're angry at someone or something, and you're not gonna stop being angry so soon

cemetery drive - you're probably another elder gay but a little more emo and/or into mcr than the helena elder gay

i never told you - you're angry, depressed and absolutely fucked in the head (and gay), but you're trying.

The black parade

welcome to the black parade - you're may or may not be a normie but you're a cool normie at least

i don't love you - you're either aromantic and feels nice listening to it (like me) or you're suffering with a relationship breakup and this song makes you sob your eyes out

dead // the end + dead - you're fucked in the head but you're trying to either disguise it or to be funny about it

sleep - you're probably into some weird abstract shit like Nurse With Wound (I'm a nww listener so don't come after me fellow nww listeners pls im joking)

house of wolves - you and the prison gay are equally horny (bonus if you two had sex) but you're a bottom and you're probably into humiliation kink, spanking and being tied up/wearing a collar and leash

teenagers - you are SUCH a fucking normie i swear to god

famous last words - you're traumatized

mama - deadly dysphoria that fucks you up

Danger Days

na na na - you're cute

bulletproof heart - you're probably nerdy

sing - ☭

planetary - you're also fucked in the head but you're even better at tolerating the pain + you probably go out at night a lot

party poison - you're non binary, angry, depressed, neurodivergent and tired of people existing but you try to tolerate it

save yourself - you're an angry gay and you're probably a bit more of a punk as well

scarecrow - you're a slightly older gay taking care of a young gay (probably the I'm not okay gay)

summertime - you're a little older, scarred physically and mentally and ULTRA depressed

destroya - youre horny as fuck and you want a threesome with the prison gay and the house of wolves gay

the kids from yesterday - you're painfully self aware about your age and your adult life

Conventional Weapons

boy division - gay

gun - gay

kiss the ring - gay and horny

ambulance - gay

make room - gay and punk

tomorrow's money - gay punk and horny

the world is ugly - you feel like you're extremely ugly despite actually being absurdly pretty

the light behind your eyes - you're just as mentally fucked as i am. :)

bonus lol

every snowflake is different - you're what normies call a giga chad and you're probably like a god or something

Hesitant Alien

the bureau - you're baby

action cat - you're cute

drugstore perfume - you're cute but you're suffering

brother - same thing as the light behind your eyes

zero zero - please fuck me i'll even bend over on this table for you

maya the psychic - you're the cutest and you're baby (and you're probably a visual artist)

[bestmcrsongpolls]

How This Will Work (Pt.2)

link to the first time

All the songs are introduced in the first round, and the pairing are randomized. There are a total of 64 songs; mcr has 58 album songs (including CW) so i added 6 more for the sake of numbers. If you're curious why i choose the specific six and not others send me an ask.

Unlike last time i'll be adding the poll links directly to this post. The (#) is the number of polls that will be posted that week. (The dates are the intended postings if all goes well and for personal reference).

First (10) April 5

Planetary (GO!) vs. I never Told You What I Do For a Living  Sing vs. Vampire Money  Vampires Will Never Hurt You vs. Heaven Help Us  Give 'em Hell Kid vs. Welcome to the Black Parade  S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W vs. Early Sunsets Over Monroeville  NA NA NA vs. Desert Song  Sleep  vs. The Ghost of You House of Wolves vs. Hang 'em High  Party Poison  vs. The Sharpest Lives  The Only Hope For Me is You vs. To The End 

Second (10) April 12

Skylines and Turnstiles vs. Famous Last Words Disenchanted  vs. Our Lady of Sorrows Save Yourself I'll Hold Them Back  vs. Honey This Mirror isn't Big Enough For the Two of Us  Thank You for The Venom  vs. The World is Ugly  Teenagers vs. Helena AMBULANCE  vs. Drowning Lessons  Fake Your Death  vs. Cancer  Mama vs. Cemetery Drive  DESTROYA  vs. Make Room!!!

Third (12) April 19

The End vs. This is How I Disappear  I don’t Love You vs. Dead! Kill All Your Friends vs. This is the Best Day Ever You Know What They Do to Guys like Us In Prison vs. The Foundations of Decay  I'm not ok (I Promise) vs. Boy Division  Summertime vs. Surrender the Night  It's not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish vs. The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You Gun. vs. Blood  The Light Behind Your Eyes  vs. Burn Bright  Headfirst for Halos vs. Cubicles  Tomorrow Money vs. Demolition Lovers Kiss the Ring  vs. The Kids From Yesterday  Bulletproof Heart vs. My Way Home is Through You

Week Four (8) April 26

DESTROYA vs. Mama Early Sunsets Over Monroeville vs. Give 'em Hell Kid  Vampire Money vs. Thank You For The Venom Disenchanted vs. Helena I never Told You.. vs. House Of Wolves  Drowning Lessons  vs. The Sharpest Lives  ...Prison vs. Famous Last Words Cancer  vs. To The End 

Week five (8) May 3

Sleep  vs. This is How I Disappear NA NA NA  vs. The Light Behind Your Eyes Honey this Mirror... vs. The Kids From Yesterday Vampires Will Never Hurt You vs. Blood  Summertime  vs. Demolition Lovers Bulletproof Heart vs. Dead! Kill All Your Friends vs. Headfirst for Halos Boy division  vs. It's not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish

Week Six (8) May 10

Mama vs. Bulletproof Heart It's not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish vs. Vampires Will Never Hurt You This is How I Disappear  vs. Demolition Lovers Kill All Your Friends vs. Honey this Mirror… NA NA NA vs. Dead! I never Told You What I Do For a Living vs. To The End  Helena vs. The Sharpest Lives  Early Sunsets Over Monroeville vs. Thank You For The Venom

Week Seven (4) May 17

Kill All Your Friends vs. Helena Thank You For The Venom vs. Demolition Lovers I never Told You What I Do For a Living vs. Mama Dead! vs. Vampires Will Never Hurt You

Week Eight (2) May 24

Mama vs. Vampires Will Never Hurt You Thank You For the Venom vs. Helena

Week Nine (dif 2) May 31

We all know how this is gonna end but here anyways

Mama vs. Thank You For the Venom

Vampires Will Never Hurt You vs. Helena

(this is a second account btw, main mcr)

[queerestmcrsong]

ROUND 2 POLLS!!

Surrender the night vs party poison

Heaven help us vs summertime

To the end vs S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W

Cemetery Drive vs Interlude

Honey, This Mirror isn’t big enough for the two of us vs Bulletproof Heart

The World is Ugly vs The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You

Welcome to the Black Parade vs Not That Kind of Girl

It’s not a Fashion Statement it’s a Deathwish vs Save Yourself I’ll hold them back

Skylines and Turnstiles vs Hang ‘Em High

Mastas of Ravenkroft vs Early Sunsets over Monroeville

Foundations of Decay vs make room!!!!

All the Angels vs I don’t love you

Boy Division vs You Know What They do to Guys Like us in Prision

My Way Home is Through You vs Thank You for the Venom

I’m not ok (I promise) vs House of Wolves

Give ‘em Hell Kid vs I Never Told You What I do for a Living

Burn Bright vs Famous Last Words

The Light Behind Your Eyes vs Kill All Your Friends

Tomorrow’s Money vs The Five of us are Dying

The Only Hope for me is you vs SING

Teenagers vs The End.

Kiss the Ring vs Romance

Headfirst for Halos vs Vampire Money

Our Lady of Sorrows vs Noise Jam/Everyone Hates the Eagles

Cancer vs Gun.

This is the Best Day Ever vs This is How I Disappear

Party at the End of the World vs Planetary(GO!)

Black Dragon Fighting Society vs DESTROYA

Emily vs Na na na

The Ghost of You vs Vampires Will Never Hurt You

Demolition Lovers vs FTWWW

Mama vs Disenchanted

Every Snowflake is Different (just like you) vs Bury me in Black

Propaganda is both accepted and highly encouraged(I find it funny)

[party-lemon]

MCR Song Tournament Standings

Top 10 MCR Songs!

Mama

Famous Last Words

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

House of Wolves

The Sharpest Lives

The Foundations of Decay

Demolition Lovers

I Never Told You What I Do for a Living

This is How I Disappear

I'm Not Okay

Finished Polls (Round 6)

Famous Last Words vs Mama

Finished Polls (Round 5)

House of Wolves vs Mama

Famous Last Words vs The Sharpest Lives

Mama vs You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

Finished Polls (Round 4)

House of Wolves vs This is How I Disappear

I Never Told You What I Do for a Living vs You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

Famous Last Words vs Demolition Lovers

I'm Not Okay vs The Sharpest Lives

The Foundations of Decay vs Mama

Finished Polls (Round 3)

Boy Division vs House of Wolves

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville vs I Never Told You What I Do For a Living

Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back vs Famous Last Words

I'm Not Okay vs The Kids From Yesterday

The Ghost of You vs The Foundations of Decay

Skylines and Turnstiles vs This is How I Disappear

Our Lady of Sorrows vs You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

Demolition Lovers vs Kill All Your Friends

It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish vs The Sharpest Lives

Mama vs Cemetery Drive

Finished Polls (Round 2)

Hang 'Em High vs Boy Division

Welcome to the Black Parade vs House of Wolves

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville vs Party at the End of the World vs Someone Out There Loves You

I Never Told You What I Do For a Living vs Vampires Will Never Hurt You

Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back vs My Way Home is Through You

Sleep vs Famous Last Words

The End. vs I'm Not Okay

Heaven Help Us vs To the End vs The Kids From Yesterday

The Ghost of You vs Desert Song

Vampire Money vs The Foundations of Decay

Bulletproof Heart vs Skylines and Turnstiles

This is How I Disappear vs The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You

Our Lady of Sorrows vs All the Angels

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison vs Bury Me in Black

Demolition Lovers vs The Light Behind Your Eyes

I Don't Love You vs Kill All Your Friends

AMBULANCE vs It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish

Give 'Em Hell, Kid vs The Sharpest Lives

Thank You For the Venom vs Mama

Cemetery Drive vs Helena

Finished Polls (Round 1)

Headfirst for Halos vs Hang 'Em High

Interlude vs Boy Division

Sister to Sleep vs Welcome to the Black Parade

House of Wolves vs S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W

Summertime vs Early Sunsets Over Monroeville

Party at the End of the World vs Someone Out There Loves You (TIE)

I Never Told You What I Do For a Living vs DESTROYA

Tomorrow's Money vs Vampires Will Never Hurt You

The World is Ugly vs Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back

My Way Home is Through You vs Blood

Not That Kind of Girl vs Sleep

Famous Last Words vs Dead!

The End. vs Teenagers

I'm Not Okay vs Romance

Every Snowflake is Different (Just Like You) vs Heaven Help Us

To the End vs The Kids From Yesterday (TIE)

F.T.W.W.W. vs The Ghost of You

Desert Song vs Burn Bright

Vampire Money vs Surrender the Night

The Foundations of Decay vs This is the Best Day Ever

Black Dragon Fighting Society vs Bulletproof Heart

Make Room!!! vs Skylines and Turnstiles

Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For the Two of Us vs This is How I Disappear

The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You vs Kiss the Ring

Our Lady of Sorrows vs Mastas of Ravenkroft

We Don't Need Another Song About California vs All the Angels

Na Na Na vs You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

Bury Me in Black vs Fake Your Death

Planetary (GO!) vs Demolition Lovers

Zero Percent vs The Light Behind Your Eyes

The Drugs vs I Don't Love You

SING vs Kill All Your Friends

AMBULANCE vs Emily

Disenchanted vs It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish

Give 'Em Hell, Kid vs Party Poison

The Sharpest Lives vs Gun.

Cubicles vs Thank You For the Venom

Mama vs Drowning Lessons

Cemetery Drive vs Cancer

The Only Hope For Me is You vs Helena

You can also find every poll that's been posted by clicking on the "mcr song tournament" tag below!

I'll try and update this every day...we'll see though lol

Have fun! Byeee

[gayarograce]

I Ranked Every* MCR Song (According to My Own Opinion, Of Course)

*Kinda. I excluded live demos and re-releases of songs. Sorry to any diehard Emily or W.T.T.B.P. Steve Aoki Remix fans.

Also, some of these songs could have their places shuffled around slightly and I would probably still agree. It's really hard to form distinct opinions on, by my count, 77 songs.

Also, just because a song is kinda far down, doesn't mean I don't like it. I like the top 45 or so songs, actively dislike the bottom 5-ish, and have no strong opinion on the ones in between.

Finally, actual MCR fans: I'm curious how controversial some of my opinions are. I can see some songs that I think I placed lower than most other people would, but who knows?

The list (from best to worst):

Vampire Money [highest ranked Danger Days song]

House of Wolves [highest ranked Black Parade song]

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

Welcome to the Black Parade

DESTROYA

Famous Last Words

To the End [highest ranked Three Cheers song]

Mama

Dead!

Party Poison

Make Room!!!! [highest ranked Conventional Weapons song]

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

The Sharpest Lives

Black Dragon Fighting Society

Our Lady of Sorrows [highest ranked Bullets song]

Desolation Row

Teenagers

Planetary (GO!)

This Is How I Disappear

The Foundations of Decay

Kiss the Ring

Boy Division

F.T.W.W.W.

Mastas of Ravenkroft

My Way Home Is Through You

Tomorrow's Money

Burn Bright

The End.

Every Snowflake Is Different (Just Like You)

Look Alive, Sunshine

AMBULANCE

Romance

Sleep

Interlude [The Black Parade Is Dead!]

Heaven Help Us

Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back

Kill All Your Friends

Headfirst for Halos

Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us

Bulletproof Heart

Gun.

Under Pressure [w/The Used]

Thank You for the Venom

I'm Not Okay (I Promise)

Blood

Hang 'Em High

Surrender the Night

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W

Helena

The World Is Ugly

Bury Me in Black

Demolition Lovers

Desert Song

Jet-Star and the Kobra Kid / Traffic Report

It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish

Cemetery Drive

SING

The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You

The Only Hope for Me Is You

Fake Your Death

Drowning Lessons

Give 'Em Hell, Kid

I Never Told You What I Do for a Living

Skylines and Turnstiles

The Ghost of You

Cubicles

Summertime

Vampires Will Never Hurt You

Cancer

Disenchanted

The Light Behind Your Eyes [lowest ranked Conventional Weapons song]

The Kids from Yesterday

Interlude [Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge] [lowest ranked Three Cheers song]

This Is the Best Day Ever

Goodnite, Dr. Death [lowest ranked Danger Days song]

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville [lowest ranked Bullets song]

I Don't Love You [lowest ranked Black Parade song]

Also, if anyone thinks I forgot one, let me know and I'll think about adding it to the list (or pointing it out if it's already there and you just missed it).

[yaoib0y]

You like MCR? 🤨🤨 Name 98 of their songs. Poser

you think you can pull this joke off on me? ME? they don't even have 98 songs (haha poser). but i can give you their 79 songs/demos :)

the foundations of decay

welcome to the black parade

dead!

mama

cancer

famous last words

teenagers

i don't love you

this is how i disappear

the sharpest lives

house of wolves

sleep

disenchanted

the end.

blood (hidden track)

look alive sunshine

na na na (na na na na na na na na na)

destroya

party poison

goodnite dr death

sing

vampire money

summertime

the kids from yesterday

bulletproof heart

the only hope for me is you

save yourself i'll hold them back

planetary (go!)

s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w

jet-star and the kobra kid/traffic report

helena

give em hell kid

i'm not okay (i promise)

i never told you what i do for a living

cemetery dive

to the end

the jetset life is gonna kill you

you know what they do to guys like us in prison

the ghost of you

hang em high

thank you for the venom

it's not a fashion statement it's a death wish

kill all your friends

my way home is through you

boy division

tomorrow's monday

ambulance

gun.

the world is ugly

the light behind your eyes

kiss the ring

make room!!!!

surrender the night

burn bright

romance

drowning lessons

honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

demolition lovers

vampires will never hurt you

headfirst for halos

early sunsets over monroeville

this is the best day ever

our lady of sorrows

skylines and turnstiles

cubicles

under pressure

heaven help us

desolation row

#singitforjapan - single version (it is different fuck you)

fake your death

knives/sorrow (demo)

house of wolves (demo)

desert song

bury me in black (demo)

interlude

emily (rough mix)

not that kind of girl (demo)

the five of us are dying (rough mix)

all the angels (demo)

[transmascfrankiero]

all of mcr’s songs ranked out of ten based on whether or not you can strip to them:

romance: could work if you were going for a Super Melancholy smiths-esque vibe but overall too slow and pretty. 1/10

honey: headbanger soundtrack to showcase your revenge body to ur ex. bonus points for underlying ‘gonna murder shitty boyfriend’ context thanks to audition-inspired video. but slightly too angry to be seductive. 5/10

vampires: too goth, too many feelings. reminds me of pot dreads frank. would not work. 0/10

drowning lessons: this song is cursed and cannot be listened to in public unfortunately 0/10

sorrows: if u were going to do a strip routine while beating the shit out of someone for trying to stealing ur tip money this would be a gr8 choice 6/10

halos: it’s about blowing your own head off and taking too many pills to cope w/ wanting to die all the time. 0/10

turnstiles: please do not!!! strip!!! to a song!!! about 9/11!!!! what is wrong w/ you!!! -100000000/10

monroeville: if u were doing a private lil strip dance for your george a. romero-obsessed s.o. where u both cry over the idea of having to kill the other person b/c they turned into a zombie then sure??? but other than that no. .5/10

best day ever: ehhhhhh. too fast. kinda weird to get sexy to unless u have a hospital kink. 0/10

cubicles: wow the thought of doing a strip routine to a song about pining for ur coworker who doesn’t know u exist is too sad to even joke about -20/10

demolition lovers: it’s a long song but it’s got cool tempo changes for variety and if u got the stamina then go for it. 4/10

helena: so, like, i get it. it’s a bop. u could dance to this beat for sure. the costumes and color scheme from the video make for gr8 stage pictures and the dancing corpse lady is v pretty. i could understand why if u were doing an emo strip routine u would want to use helena. but please for the love of all that is holy do NOT strip to a song gerard way wrote about his dead grandmother okay i am BEGGING you -∞/10

give ‘em hell kid: FUCK YEAH YOU LOOK PRETTY WALKIN DOWN THE STREET IN THE BEST DAMN DRESS U OWN. 10/10

to the end: this would be a hilarious choice for a bachelor party ngl 7/10 for that alone

prison: absolutely you could strip to this song but u gotta COMMIT okay u gotta light something on fire onstage and challenge gender norms while screaming your head off 8/10 but only if ur not a coward

i’m not okay: it’s a bop, but can u strip to it? no. 0/10

ghost of you: mikey way did not die on a beach in fake normandy for u to strip to ghost of you. seek help -5/10

jetset life: dude this song like. actually works??? for a strip routine??? so long as you don’t actually listen to the words, from a musical perspective, u could totally strip to this 10/10

interlude: what kinda weird catholic shame kink do u need to have to strip to this song. also it’s too short and too pretty. -5/10 (unless ur into catholic shame idk)

venom: this would require such a high energy routine but if u can make being sweaty work then this is a gr8 choice 7/10

hang ‘em high: this is a BATSHIT INSANE choice for a strip routine but if u want to do it then PLEASE do. i like ur style. 8/10

deathwish: u can strip to this only if u introduce ur routine by dedicating it to everyone who ever said eyeliner on dudes was gay. 5/10

cemetery drive: i think not. 0/10

never told you: if u are a highly theatrical highly murderous stripper then yes definitely 7/10

desert song: this song is Way Too Beautiful to strip to sorry you can’t have it -300/10

the end.: the only sexy thing about this song is how good gerard’s voice sounds so no. 0/10

dead!: this is a bold fucking choice but u have to play your cards just right. high risk high reward but SO much to potentially get wrong 6/10

how i disappear: u could. but why. 2/10

sharpest lives: holy SHIT yes ABSOLUTELY u should strip to sharpest lives. the drama. the beat. the spy rock guitar that frank accidentally nailed. this is one of THE choicest options from their catalog. why aren’t u stripping to this right now 50000000/10

wttbp: cute idea but don’t actually 0/10

i don’t love you: again, a bold fucking choice. u could strip to this in an edgy, meta sort of way but it’s missing the trashy factor so it’d have to be part performance art and part strip routine. if ur into that then totally 5/10

house of wolves: i mean i would pay money to see someone strip to this song so 7/10

cancer: LMAO YIKES -2000000/10

mama: this would be GLORIOUS if u fully embraced the sheer insanity and went Bonkers in Fuckin Zonkers burlesque-show-in-hell w/ it. 100/10 but u gotta pound the floor wailing at some point

sleep: i’m conflicted on this one like on the one hand it’s a good tempo for stripping but on the other hand it’s a song about being cruel to ur loved ones in order to force distance between u and them b/c you’re terrified of them getting hurt and it being all your fault. so maybe don’t strip to this one actually 0/10

teenagers: a bop w/ a great beat and fun costume ideas from the video but two major drawbacks being 1. ur getting naked to a song about teenagers which is uhhhh sort of Inappropriate and 2. it’s kind of also about school shooters which is also Inappropriate to get naked to. 0/10

disenchanted: why would u want this. you sad fuck. idek what to say except if you want to strip to this song i’m crying on your behalf -100000000/10

famous last words: don’t????? don’t. Do Not. stop that. -12/10

blood: this is HILARIOUS omg please strip to blood 10/10

kill all your friends: sure?? no objections but it’s an odd choice. this goes for the demo too. 2/10

heaven help us: if u want to strip to this then you definitely just read unholyverse for the first time and while u are valid, Don’t 0/10

my way home is through you: not an especially sexy song but it’s fun!! you do you 3/10

astro zombies (cover): uhhhhhh it’s a no from me dawg. i’d be thinking about danzig, like, the whole time. 0/10

desolation row: sure but u gotta be willing to get punched in the face by the riot squad for maximum effect 4/10

common people (cover): just b/c gerard would strip to britpop doesn’t mean u can. 0/10

emily: NO!!!! -50000/10

party at the end of the world: nah. 0/10

not that kind of girl: literally please consider the subject matter of this song and rethink ur life choices. -10/10

all the angels: it’s a cool song but don’t strip to it that’s weird -2/10

jack the ripper: you and the person who wants to strip to astro zombies can go sit in the suicidegirls corner together how about that. 0/10

na na na: a banger!! strip away my friend 9/10

bulletproof heart: a good song but not a strip song 1/10

sing: sorry this song is [REDACTED] it gets no score

planetary (go!): you could try to strip to this but it’s such a classic four-on-the-floor that i think you’d end up just regular dancing to it and forget to be sexy so 4/10

the only hope for me is you: are you doing a strip tease for michael bay. stop. put ur shirt back on shia lebeouf 0/10

party poison: like this is a hilarious option and i support you but realistically it’s pretty fast for a strip song 3/10

save yourself, i’ll hold them back: this is a safe option. Too Safe. almost soulless. a person who’d strip to this would avoid eye contact the entire time and never smile and later when you went out for a smoke break you’d overhear them on the phone with their ex arguing over child support payments. 4/10

s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w: the more i think about it the more fun the idea of stripping to this becomes so i say go for it 6/10

summertime: i’m Certain that gerard would prefer if you didn’t -5/10

destroya: is this objectively the best mcr song to strip to? Absolutely. it’s got everything you could possibly want right down to built-in moans and fever dream drums. but the only person in the universe who Can Must and Should strip to this song is gerard. sorry them’s the breaks. ∞/10 but only if you’re gerard way

kids from yesterday: don’t. 0/10

vampire money: 100% yes you should strip to this. bonus points for stealth twilight references 1000000/10

we don’t need another song about california: do i like this song? yes. is it sexy? no. 0/10

black dragon fighting society: i can’t understand what the FUCK gerard is saying in this song AT ALL so i can’t recommend that u strip to it b/c i have no fucking idea what it’s ABOUT 0/10

f.t.w.w.w.: i mean. this song is about eating pussy. and robots that are built specifically to fuck. so yes you can strip to this but you gotta dress up like a pornbot 100/10

mastas of ravencroft: again i cannot understand most of the fucking words and the ones i do understand are something something RICKETY BONES RICKETY HANDS so like. probably not the one 0/10

boy division: i could go either way on this one like it’s really fast but it’s also about cocaine so??? 3/10

tomorrow’s money: while this song slaps overall violent nihilism does not a strip song make 1/10

ambulance: no. 0/10

gun.: antiwar messages are sexy but not the right kind for stripping 1/10

the world is ugly: PLEASE no. 0/10

the light behind your eyes: oh my god this is so DEPRESSING why would you want to strip to this who hurt you -2000000/10

kiss the ring: yes yes yes it’s got built-in audience participation conceit factor if u let ur audience kiss ur ring, totally works 10/10

make room!!!: again, slaps, but not a strip song 1/10

surrender the night: dude we talked about this!!! dying violently w/ ur loved ones is Not Sexy!!! 0/10

burn bright: i guess you could strip to this but again it’s Too Safe tread carefully 3/10

fake your death: i want frank iero to strip to this song so i can throw tomatoes at him for being a LYING SACK OF SHIT FOR TWO YEARS i’m not gonna rate this one but frank if ur out there i have a basket of slightly squishy heirloom tomatoes and i am COMING FOR YOU

[lesbiangiratina]

MCR tier list version 2.0

S tier:

Our Lady Of Sorrows

Demolition Lovers

Helena

The Ghost of You

The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You

I Never Told You What I Do for a Living

This Is How I Disappear

The Sharpest Lives

Welcome to the Black Parade

House of Wolves

Mama

Sleep

Famous Last Words

Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back

Summertime

Boy Division

Burn Bright

A+ tier:

To the End

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

Thank You for the Venom

Hang ‘Em High

It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish

Bury Me in Black

I Don’t Love You

Teenagers

Heaven Help Us

DESTROYA

AMBULANCE

Kiss the Ring

Surrender the Night

A tier:

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville

Give ‘Em Hell Kid

Cemetery Drive

Desert Song

The End + Dead!

Disenchanted

My Way Home Is Through You

Kill All Your Friends

Vampire Money

Tomorrow’s Money

Gun.

Make Room!!!

B+ tier:

Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us

I’m Not Okay (I Promise)

Cancer

Bulletproof Heart

Planetary (GO!)

Party Poison

The Light Behind Your Eyes

Fake Your Death

B tier:

Drowning Lessons

Na Na Na

Sing

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W

The Kids from Yesterday

C+ tier:

Skylines and Turnstiles

Vampires Will Never Hurt You

Cubicles

The Only Hope for Me Is You

C tier:

Headfirst For Halos

This Is the Best Day Ever

D tier:

The World Is Ugly

F tier:

Nothing <3

[pointlesstrashyexistence]

MCR songs I think TFW 2.0 should’ve heard at least once in honor of 8th Year of MCR’s Breakup Anniversary and the 2nd Year Anniversary of Supernatural’s cancellation announcement

Dean

Mama

I Don’t Love You

Cemetery Drive

Planetary (GO!)

Na Na Na

The Ghost of You

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us in Prison

Vampire Money

Hang ‘Em High

Bulletproof Heart

Our Lady of Sorrows

DEAD!

Sam

Blood

FTWWW

Planetary (GO!)

Party Poision

The Ghost of You

Teenagers

Vampire Money

Sleep

Bulletproof Heart

I’m Not Okay (I Promise)

Boy Division

DEAD!

Cas

I Don’t Love You

Cemetery Drive

Kiss The Ring (Specifically Godstiel)

Cancer

The Ghost of You

I Never Told You What I Do for a Living

Bulletproof Heart

Give ‘Em Hell, Kid

Jack

Every Snowflakes Different Just Like You

Planetary (GO!)

Songs I think all of them should’ve heard together

SING

Fake Your Death

The Kids From Yesterday

The Black Parade

Helena

Famous Last Words

Headfirst For Halos

Destroya

The End

The Light Behind Your Eyes

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

top 10 mcr songs to recommend to somebody (me) whos listened to like 2 of their songs

if you want like ten of the most popular/iconic songs?

- welcome to the black parade

- mama

- i’m not okay

- helena/so long and goodnight

- thank you for the venom

- vampires will never hurt you

- na na na

- planetary (go!)

- the ghost of you

- boy division

if you want my personal top ten that i would want someone to listen to?

- party poison

- destroya

- the sharpest lives

- give ‘em hell, kid

- demolition lovers

- hang ‘em high

- bulletproof heart

- tomorrow’s money

- kiss the ring

- the foundations of decay

[acids-and-basses]

The final listings of McrXDr characters

Bullets

•Honey this mirror isnt big enough for the two of us - celestia

•Drowning lessons -korekiyo

•Our lady of sorrows - sonia

•This is the best day ever - soda

•Cubicals - fuyohiko

Revenge

•Give em hell/To the end - leon

•You know what they do with guys like us in prizon - ryoma

•I'm not okay i promise- kokichi

•Thank you for the venom - mikan

• Hang em high - Mondo

•Its not a fashion statement its a fucking death wish - tsumugi

Murder scene

•Bury me in black - mukuro

•Desert song - shuichi

Parade

• Dead/Blood - monokuma

• This is how I disappear-mahiru

•Sharpest lives - maki

•House of wolves - akane

•cancer/the only hope for me is you - nagito

•mama - kirumi

•teenagers - toko

•disenchanted -hajime

•Famous last words - hifumi

Side B

•Kill all your friends -junko

•heaven help us - angie

•my way home is through you - teru teru

Killjoys

•nanana - sayaka

•bullet proof heart - aoi

•sing - kaede

•planetary go - kaito

•party poison - ibuki

•save yourself ill hold them back - nekumaru

•scarecrow - yasuhiro

•summer time -himiko

•destroya - k1b0

•kids from yesterday- makoto

•vampire money - byakukya

???

•zero percent- chiaki

•every snowflake is different- chihiro

Conventional weapons

•boy division- miu

•ambulance- rantaro

•the world is ugly -sakura

•light behind your eyes - gundham

•kiss the ring - peko

•surrender the night -kiyotaka

•burn bright - hiyoko

May death

•fake your death - Kyoko

Ghosts

• not that kind of girl - tenko

•emily - gonta

[v-t-holmes]

MCR songs rated by how many of the Bandori bands could and/or should cover them

romance: no lyrics, but it has roselia vibes 1/5

honey: afterglow vibes, but also popipa (and also I want Rimi for the screaming parts), they might be kira kira doki doki but they also covered a song entirely about sex and god knows ... is pretty dark too, 2/5

vampires: roselia and afterglow both seem like the type to cover this, 3/5 for the third possibility of yukina and ran covering it together

drowning lessons: once again, afterglow and roselia or a yukina and ran cover vibe, but also RAS, 3/5 + 1

sorrows: afterglow, and RAS and glitter*green vibes and also ran, layer and yuri deserve to say fuck 1/5 + 2

halos: lets just go ahead and say that most of the bullets album has afterglow vibes, but this one also has hello happy world! vibes, harohapi is the kind of band to cover stuff you wouldn't expect them to 2/5

turnstiles: it does have afterglow vibes but should any of them really be covering this song 0/5 + 1 bc I trust yukina's dad with it (also i googled him after writing this, why is he so pretty excuse me)

monroeville: afterglow/5, ran has the range

best day ever: clearly, afterglow, 1/5

cubicles: just like approximately 100 times previously, this has clear afterglow vibes, but also roselia, maybe glitter*green too, 2/5 + 1

demolition lovers: everything but screaming in this song says roselia bc screaming is very un-yukina-esque, 1/5 + ran would totaly scream

helena: fits roselia the best, but it also has afterglow or glitter*green vibes, maybe even RAS, but at the moment they don't have the emotional depth for that yet, 2/5 + 1.5

give ‘em hell kid: realized that bullets and three cheers have afterglow and roselia vibes respectively, but their imagery is exactly the opposite. that being said, both roselia and afterglow could do a great cover of this song, 2/5

to the end: just like a bunch of times before, roselia and afterglow, 3/5 for a possibility of yukina and ran cover

prison: Hello!!!! Happy!!!! World!!!!! I do not take constructive criticism on this one, 1/5 let kokoro tsurumaki say motherfucker

i’m not okay: guess the band it starts with a and ends with fterglow (also can somebody put this song over the tied to the skies mv i have a theory they fit together), also roselia, but only for the 'i'm okay (trust me)' part bc i want ako to have the 'trust me' line, 3/5, popipa, harohapi and pasupare together give the song another point

ghost of you: it could very easily be a roselia song, 1/5

jetset life: una otra cancion para roselia to cover por favor 1/5

interlude: it may be a short song but yukina's vocals and roselia's sound would fit it way too well 1/5

venom: realistically, afterglow and roselia would be most likely to cover it, but someting about it says 'cutesy idols should get away with singing it', so I'd want pasupare to cover it, but also popipa or harohapi, 5/5, *please*

hang ‘em high: oh yeah afterglow totaly, but more importantly, harohapi, 2/5

deathwish: nobody will be surprised if I say Roselia and Afterglow would cover this, right? also I just noticed there's lots of christian motives in the three cheers songs, 2/5 + Jesus

cemetery drive: why are most of the songs so fitting for Roselia and/or Afterglow (i mean it's fitting but please give me more to work with mcr), 3/5

never told you: it has strangely popipa and harohapi vibes, and I'd fear for my thumbs if it was a harohapi song and was added to the game, also afterglow 3/5

desert song: this song is too sad. -9293838382/5, or I'll cry

the end.: I mean yeah, afterglow and roselia, but it has Poppin'Party vibes but Dark 3/5

dead!: well since the end. transitions to this one, afterglow, roselia and popipa already have this song rights, but this one also has pasupare and harohapi vibes, and maybe even glitter*green, 5/5 + 1

how i disappear: the intro alone says roselia and the rest of the song keeps and keeps saying roselia. roselia. did i mention roselia? 1/5

sharpest lives: afterglow for this one, and maybe harohapi, 2/5

wttbp: hello happy world is legally required to cover this song, 1/5

i don’t love you: idk this song made me think of pasupare, but more realistically, afterglow or popipa, 3/5

house of wolves: the vibes say pasupare and popipa, the song says afterglow, 3/5 + i spent about 5 minutes trying to roll that R in 'i said ashes to ashes'

cancer: pasupare or roselia but please no. -2/5 I would cry and miss all my notes on the easy difficulty

mama: god. please. hello happy world. 3/5 bc pasupare and popipa also seem like they'd make a great cover

sleep: something about it just say afterglow and nobody else, 1/5

teenagers: there's something about imagining kokoro singing the chorus ... but really any of the bands could do it Well so 5/5 + 2, please

disenchanted: yukina's voice. it's made for this song. please. bushiroad do something about this. roselia/5

famous last words: yes. feels like one for all the vocalists to get together and sing, all/5

blood: fun! hello happy world! 1/5

kill all your friends: it has the afterglow vibes, but I can also see harohapi and popipa cover it what else can I say, 3/5

heaven help us: saying roselia and afterglow gets boring, popipa and harohapi is in, 4/5

my way home is through you: Poppin' Party (also afterglow but really they already have enough songs on this list) 2/5

emily: i got so focused on the comment section on youtube that I almost forgot to think of which band this would fit. most likely pasupare or harohapi, 2/5

party at the end of the world: finally we're getting to the more popipa/pasupare/harohapi vibe songs, also afterglow 4/5

not that kind of girl: i spoke too soon, this clearly has ran vibes, 1/5, afteeglow type of song through and through

all the angels: uh tough one. it sounds nice but has Very Dark lyrics, so popipa and harohapi could both cover it, but like, also roselia vibes? and maybe even pasupare, 4/5

na na na: out of the main bands, harohapi, but really, it has more RAS vibes, 1/5 + 1, let layer say fuck

bulletproof heart: it even has roselia-esque song title, what else is there to say, 1/5 + 1 actually, i feel like it also has guriguri vibe

sing: this has very uplifting vibes actually, and popipa, pasupare and harohapi have very uplifting vibes, ran is made to sing songs like that too, and god knows yukina could sing this so well, another one for all the main bands 5/5 + 2 because also RAS and guriguri

planetary (go!): HELLO HAPPY WORLD/5 AND NOBODY ELSE

the only hope for me is you: definitely a roselia type of song, 1/5

party poison: oh this simply has afterglow + aya vibes, 1.2/5

save yourself, i’ll hold them back: same as the previous one, but yukina instead of aya, 1.2/5

scarecrow: pasupare seem like the band for this song. it also has popipa vibes. maybe collab with ran? ran could honestly sing all the mcr songs. 2.2/5

summertime: the only of the main bands i can't see singing this song is harohapi, 4/5

destroya: just saying afterglow would be boring. it's popipa and harohapi you should worry about. 3/5

kids from yesterday: i mean it would be a good song for roselia or pasupare to cover, but the emotional toll this song would take on me if it was chosen on multi live is not worth it, -2/5

vampire money: listen it has kira kira doki doki vibes of popipa, and cute idols should be allowed to say fuck, and afterglow would clearly do a cover, but really, the best one for this song would be harohapi, but even more really, a 5-way collab between the five bands would be the best, all/5

we don’t need another song about california: my first thought with it was popipa, but it also has pasupare and roselia vibes, 3/5

black dragon fighting society: this song is clearly a job for harohapi and nobody else/5

f.t.w.w.w.: roselia and afterglow and harohapi show up a lot huh, 4/5 for a possible collab between ran, yukina and kokoro

mastas of ravenkroft: well, considering what this song is about, the only band who should do it is popipa, 1/5, kira kira doki doki vibes didn't stop them from covering romeo&cinderella, it won't stop them from covering this song

boy division: another one with harohapi vibes, but also more afterglow vibes (i mean look at them, they're the most emo band in the game), 2/5

tomorrow’s money: afterglow and roselia would definitely cover it, but who i really want to cover it is pasupare, 3/5

ambulance: really any of the main bands could cover this, but especially pasupare or popipa, 5/5

gun.: it has the vibes of every band honestly, and all the bands could make it sound good, 5/5 + 2 for RAS and glitter*green

the world is ugly: i mean they all could, and the covers would be nice, but is crying and eventually dying while playing a live really worth it? -5/5

the light behind your eyes: what is this, songs that would make me die before the fever chance bar showed up from making me cry? -728282/5 I don't want to die in a multi live just bc of crying

kiss the ring: can't see roselia or pasupare cover it, but popipa, afterglow and harohapi definitely could, it has them vibe, 3/5

make room!!!: it doesn't have roselia vibes, but it does have RAS vibes, 4/5 + 1

surrender the night: clearly a roselia vibes song, although afterglow and popipa have a similar vibe too, 3/5

burn bright: can't decide if roselia or afterglow would make a better cover, 3/5, maybe they should do it together

fake your death: 6/5 bc the special band should be the one covering that, even if all the main bands could do it well separately

[queerestmcrsong]

Queerest MCR song round 3!!!

Party Poison vs Summertime

To the End vs Cemetery Drive

Honey this Mirror isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us vs The World is Ugly

Not that Kind of Girl vs It’s not a Fashion Statement it’s a Deathwish

Hang ‘Em High vs Mastas of Ravenkroft

Foundations of Decay vs All the Angels

You Know What They do to Guys Like Us in Prison vs Thank You for the Venom

House of Wolves vs Give ‘Em Hell Kid

Burn Bright vs Kill All Your Friends

Tomorrow’s Money vs The Only Hope for Me is You

The End. vs Kiss the Ring

Vampire Money vs Noise Jam / Everyone Hates the Eagles

Gun. vs This is How I Disappear

Planetary (GO!) vs DESTROYA

Emily vs Vampires Will Never Hurt You

F.T.W.W.W vs Mama vs Bury Me in Black

[anthonycrowleymoved]

anyway here’s a list of mcr songs in order of how much i like them. i made this because i want to get into a fight with my friend i guess please note 1. this includes demos i could find easily on spotify 2. it includes like one cover because i like it a whole lot but otherwise i didn’t bother 3. i didn’t include Emo Motherfuckers Have Snowflake Fun but know that it is one of my favorite videos on earth. if i forgot something else obvious call me out. please enjoy roasting me thanks

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville

House of Wolves

Helena

The World Is Ugly

Fake Your Death

Disenchanted

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison

The Kids from Yesterday

Demolition Lovers

Mama

Vampires Will Never Hurt You

The Light Behind Your Eyes

Thank You For the Venom

All the Angels

Desolation Row

Headfirst for Halos

I Never Told You What I Do for a Living

Desert Song

Heaven Help Us

Mastas of Ravenkroft

Famous Last Words

Cubicles

House of Wolves (Version 1)

This is How I Disappear

Dead!

The Five of Us Are Dying

Party Poison

Look Alive Sunshine / Na Na Na

Surrender the Night

Summertime

Emily

Skylines and Turnstiles

Vampire Money

Our Lady of Sorrows

Not That Kind of Girl

Welcome to the Black Parade

Give ‘Em Hell, Kid

The Sharpest Lives

Drowning Lessons

The End.

Kill All Your Friends

Black Dragon Fighting Society

We Don’t Need Another Song About California

Cemetery Drive

Romance

Boy Division

I’m Not Okay (I Promise)

Burn Bright

My Way Home is Through You

Interlude

Hang ‘Em High

Blood

F.T.W.W.W.

Gun.

Planetary (GO)

Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us

Zero Percent

To The End

The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You

Sleep

Teenagers

Party at the End of the World

DESTROYA

Make Room!!!!

My Way Home is Through You

The Only Hope for Me is You

Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back

Ghost of You

Kiss the Ring

I Don’t Love You

SING

This is the Best Day Ever

Bury Me In Black

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W

AMBULANCE

Cancer

Goodnite, Dr. Death

It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish

Bulletproof Heart

Jet-Star and the Kobra Kid / Traffic Report

Tomorrow’s Money

[stardustchordz]

🖤🖤🖤

20 Dollar Nose Bleed - Fall Out Boy

Alone Together - Fall Out Boy

American Idiot - Green Day

America's Sweetheart- Fall Out Boy

And The Snakes Start To Sing - Bring Me The Horizon

The Anthem - Good Charlotte

Apologize - OneRepublic

The Ballad Of Mona Lisa - Panic! At The Disco

Bandito - Twenty One Pilots

Basket Case - Green Day

Boy Division - My Chemical Romance

Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore

Bulls In The Bronx - Pierce The Veil

Burn Bright - My Chemical Romance

But Its Better If You Do - Panic! At The Disco

Camisado - Panic! At The Disco

Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me The Horizon

A Car, A Torch, A Death - Twenty One Pilots

Carolyn - Black Veil Brides

The Carpal Tunnel Of Love - Fall Out Boy

Cemetery Drive - My Chemical Romance

Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol

Crazy = Genius - Panic! At The Disco

Crushcrushcrush - Paramore

Cute Without The E - Taking Back Sundays

Cut My Lip - Twenty One Pilots

Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy

Dead! - My Chemical Romance

Death Valley - Fall Out Boy

DESTROYA - My Chemical Romance

DONTTRUSTME - 3OH!3

Dying In LA - Panic! At The Disco

Emperors New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco

Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Fake Happy - Paramore

Fake Your Death - My Chemical Romance

Fall Away - Twenty One Pilots

Fallen Angels - Black Veil Brides

Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance

Far To Young To Die - Panic! At The Disco

Girls/Girls/Boys - Panic! At The Disco

Go To Hell For Heavens Sake - Bring Me The Horizon

Gun - My Chemical Romance

Guns For Hands - Twenty One Pilots

Hard Times - Paramore

Headfirst For Halos - My Chemical Romance

Helena - My Chemical Romance

Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us - My Chemical Romance

House Of Wolves - My Chemical Romance

I Dont Love You - My Chemical Romance

If You Cant Hang - Sleeping With Sirens

Ignorance - Paramore

I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance

In The End - Black Veil Brides

I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco

Just One Yesterday - Fall Out Boy

The Kids Aren't Alright - Panic! At The Disco

The Kill - 30 Seconds To Mars

King For A Day - Pierce The Veil

Kiss The Ring - My Chemical Romance

Knives And Pens - Black Veil Brides

LA Devotee - Panic! At The Disco

Leave The City - Twenty One Pilots

Let's Kill Tonight - Panic! At The Disco

The Light Behind Your Eyes - Panic! At The Disco

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco

Mama - My Chemical Romance

Misery Business - Paramore

Miss Murder - AFI

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance

Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met...) - Panic! At The Disco

Neon Gravestones - Twenty One Pilots

New Years Day - Black Veil Brides

Nicotine - Panic! At The Disco

Novocaine - Fall Out Boy

Ohio Is For Lovers - Hawthorne Heights

The Only Exception - Paramore

Planetary GO! - My Chemical Romance

Playing God - Paramore

Roaring 20's - Panic! At The Disco

Save Rock and Roll - Fall Out Boy

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W - My Chemical Romance

Shadow Moses - Bring Me The Horizon

SING - My Chemical Romance

Stacy's Mom - Fountains Of Wayne

Still Into You - Paramore

Sugar, We're Goin Down - Fall Out Boy

Summertime - My Chemical Romance

Surrender The Night - My Chemical Romance

Sweet Blasphemy - Black Veil Brides

The Taste Of Ink - The Used

Taxi Cab - Twenty One Pilots

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

That's What You Get - Paramore

This Ain't A Scene, Its An Arms Race - Fall Out Boy

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

Tomorrow's Money - My Chemical Romance

Trapdoor - Twenty One Pilots

Twin Skeletons (Hotel in NYC) - Fall Out Boy

We Dont Believe What's On TV - Twenty One Pilots

Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

What A Catch, Donnie - Fall Out Boy

Where Did The Party Go - Fall Out Boy

The World Is Ugly - My Chemical Romance

Young Volcanoes - Fall Out Boy