#the-schizotypal-cryptid

[albatris]

something something schizotypal nonsense something something the level of being social and friendly and engaged that registers as comfy and happy to me often accidentally reads as disinterested or casual to others so I never know if the people I'm friendly with actually know that I would consider them A Friend especially since I don't do much in the way of casual online text chatting etc etc etc

so if we're kind of like. bros. but you don't think we're Friends. chances are I do think of you very fondly and consider you Friend and you are 100% welcome to just. be Friend. you just have to think of me as, like, some sort of weird but generally benevolent little cryptid that isn't very social but loves you nonetheless

[eldritch-metalhead]

Intro post

Call me Xero, not my irl name but its cool for online use. I'm a minor. I like metal, especially black metal and especially DSBM. This blog will have mentions of self harm and suicide, venting, mlm yearning, poetry, philosophy, literature and fandom posting. If any of that makes you uncomfortable (especially the first 3), block me. Do not report, you're not helping anyone by reporting, you're taking away one of the only places i feel safe venting.

I'm libramasc, gay, aroace and polyamorous. I have a boyfriend and he's adorable. I use it/he pronouns. I've been on testosterone for almost 6 months.

I'm a vampire and cryptid otherkin, I do not identify as human.

I don't have a DNI(I think they are stupid but I still respect them) and will block you if I don't like you or the things you like, if you get blocked and are mad about it, grow up.

I have ASD, ADHD, OCD, depression, anxiety, and Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder(please let me infodump abt my paracosm) . I think I may be schizoid and/or schizotypal but I'm doing research and not self dxing (i do support self dx tho as long as you're actually doing research about it). I have bilateral hearing loss and auditory processing disorder and am pretty much half deaf, I refuse to do vcs or listen to voice messages cuz of this. I also have POTS and mild scoliosis, and I am a sadomasochist.

language learning sideblog: @xero-learns-languages

If i seem rude i dont mean to im just very blunt, i also dont like socially interacting much.

[trondopeacekeeper]

Cryptid ran, falling once but quickly getting back up.

“Trondo! Hey hey, big man!” They called finally getting his attention, they stopped and calmed down. “You have bubbas number? Maybe who was it Gunnar?” They asked shyly. “Or you know them better- who’d be better to uh. Get with.” Cryptid chuckled before eyeing the now honestly not surprised dragon.

Trondo looked at Cryptid with an eyebrow arched.

''Ey, wait a moment... Are you the funny one who ordered this Bucks guy to pierce my side with an arrow to bring me to you?'' He points to the stitched wound with a rough movement. ''Ole, then here I am. And the funny thing is that you're asking me for the phone number of my friends... '' Trondo's tail starts to play, giving to Cryptid a little ass-slap. ''Dragons don't use cell phones, but I can tell you where they live and hang around... If you give me a kiss, of course. For the inconveniences'' his yellow eyes challenged Cryptid.

[xxnessa-morgothxx]

@the-schizotypal-cryptid

"Wh-who are you? And what are you doing in my chambers at these late hours of night?".

Nessa was wearing a pajama and quickly wrapped her body with a blanket.

~(for Cryptid)

[bakhtaks-blog]

Hey there! Not an ask, but I figured you might wanna see this

My cat, “Lottie”( :) yes. Lottie.)

Y’might know why....or who shes named after, but idk. Big world out there😂

Anyway, have a great day! And good job on your project! Im a proud ren!

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She is gorgeous! 😭 Big world indeed OMG 😂

And aw thank you so much!💖

[dudefrommywesterns]

thank you

but also? I'm okay? this makes me concerned I've worried you somehow oml

[galaxyofghouls]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU PERFECT BEING I- AHHHH YOURE THE MOST AMAZING PERSON ALIVE!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY I LOVE YOU

[masks-n-steel]

[rotten-carcass]

Some doodles

@the-schizotypal-cryptid

[stars-self-ships]

Reminder that all your f/o’s love you, care for you, find you extremely cool, and would do anything for you!

All your f/o’s:

@the-schizotypal-cryptid, I am ABSOLUTELY feeling the F/O love right now! I noticed that you had sent this ask in yesterday, and for some reason I'm only just now seeing it, but just reading this made my entire day and now I can't stop thinking about how sweet it is!!

Please remember that the same applies to you and your F/Os, and to whomever else reading this in the self-shipping community, the same applies to you as well!! 💙🤍💙

[slaughtergutz]

Im sendign you metalocalypse stuff because i know no one else who likes it-

I actually, really really like murderface.

I actually kind of feel sorry that the band leaves him out a lot?? But he’s so willing to help them and act tough to protect them sometimes.(even if he is stupid lmao)

Murderface thrives on negativity and brings a lot of it (most of it) upon himself tbh 

But yeah I don’t hate him like I used to as a kid. Does he disgust me? Yes. But,

....

yeah that’s all I got. 

[spiralingsights]

Oh!! Can I get an outfit?!

Im very dark academia in rl

But i also love the waking dead- so do what you will if you want!

If not thats okay, thanks for reading this!!

here ya go chief, i wasn't sure how to mash dark academia and walking dead but i tried

[trondopeacekeeper]

🏔- from Your friend, Cricket 💜

[Gentle Cottagecore Emoji Asks]

⛰️ Mountains: Would you rather live in the mountains, city, beach, or the forest?

''What? Why isn't the desert option even here?'' that seemed to affect Trondo for a second, who looked at Cricket with an angry face which thankfully changed quickly only to a grumpy grimace. ''Well... My experience has already let me know that it's safer to live in the mountains than any of the other options. Every day passes I stand cities less and less and I find forests a kind of biome boredom. Although I like the beach... I miss it.''

[xxnessa-morgothxx]

Cryptid sighed, listening to the young Nessa spew compliments and praises to the mortal creatures known as dragons: “Well.” They sighed, finally appearing before the young fairy. Bowing before her, “listen to me. Dragons, i think you call them? Can only show you so much.” They explained, “Hate to tell it to you.” They pointed at the land before them now, “This is a broken landscape. Even more an odd place to want to stay.” They stretched out, claws coming to flex in the sun. “Do you, praise? These dragons then?” They asked, head tilted.

Nessa blinkered a few times with Cryptid words and finally she smiled, taking their hand gently.

"You have not seen all the Realms yet. I can assure you they are filled with beauty and armony. Well... If you like this kind of things, of course" chuckled with charmy innocence. "One day we should visit the Beast Makers, Magic Crafters or even Dream Weavers! Although Gnorc Gnexus is forbidden now... Not even dragons dare to go there".

The fairy rubbed Cryptid's shoulder.

"Don't you like dragons then? I know they can be arrogant or moody but... They are my family. I love them." she looked a bit sad and bit her lip.

[orangesand36]

Here you go!! @the-schizotypal-cryptid The cat and the fox!!

(Sorry this took so long to make btw)

[dudefrommywesterns]

Hey!

My name’s cricket!

I don’t really know you(i think), but I’ve seen you around and even liking some of my horrible s/i’s lol.

Just wanted to say thank you, i hope you’re having an amazing week, and i wish you nothing but the absolute best!

There’s a cat!

right back at you!!