#thecursedislander

[forsoobado137]

Does the U.S. government know about tony?

They know about him, but they do not like that America has befriended an alien. America doesn't know how to keep a big secret like the existence of aliens. The solution? A psyop to give America a reputation for believing crazy conspiracy theories about aliens. Now nobody takes him seriously when he talks about his "alien roommate". They assume it's either a giant bit, or America is just really obsessed with aliens. Footage of Tony is usually either quickly deleted, or assumed to be bad CGI.

[peonycats]

Thank you. For everything. ❤️❤️

HAHDFHHSJD NO PROBLEM???? glad to be doing what i love and people getting something out of it!!

[olympeline]

It's giving fruk

Damn bro it really is! Silly things, we love them like they love each other ❤️

[monaluisa]

@thecursedislander this is exactly the kind of crowd I wished to attract. Thank you for your contribution.

There's something compelling about Spain but I don't know what it is and I know nothing about Spanish history so I will put him on the shelf and admire him lovingly until I can put him in the microwave with the rest of the Mediterranean

[forsoobado137]

Is Kumajirou famous?

I think Kumajirou is more famous/beloved in Canada rather than worldwide. Foreigners have like a passing knowledge that Canada has a pet, but Canadians are very much aware of Kumajirou and adore him. He doesn't show up a lot in the media since Canada himself prefers to avoid the spotlight, but there are a lot of wholesome social media posts about him. I'm sure Kuma has made an appearance on some reality TV show in the 2000s about NP's pets where he constantly climbs all over the cameramen and Canada has to promise that he's a docile polar bear and not a tear-you-limb-from-limb polar bear.

[forsoobado137]

Wait. So, if time works different on nation people, can a np keep going with their ordinary life without sleeping for a decade? Can they skip meals for weeks and still be pretty healthy? After all, a certain amount of nation people's health depends on their country's present situation. I might make this a headcanon of mine.

Note: i hope Canada kept in touch with Barbara until her death. I feel like most nation people avoid human including friendships because everytime they will have to witness a death and grieve for them eventually.

I think that while NPs perceive time differently, it's more connected to their perception of growth rather than their basic needs. So they see humans as the ones who grow super fast and themselves as growing normally.

They would need to eat and sleep as much as a human. While their healing abilities make them resistant to injuries, their bodies will still deal with the effects of starvation and sleep deprivation. The only major difference is that they can't die from it.

Also Barbara visited Canada while she was on parole. It was a very wholesome interaction, but she violated the "not allowed within 100 meters of the Canadian NP" condition and got in trouble. He hasn't seen her in person since, but he checked her Facebook every once in a while to see how she was, even until her passing in 2017.

[forsoobado137]

I'm scared to ask this but.. What is a NatPer kid? I have seen the same name in your blog for 5 times now and I assume they are a group of weird kids with weird thoughts about nations. Nat probably stands for "Nation/Nations" but what is that mysterious Per?? 😰 Is it pervert? So they are a problematic minority called NATION PERVERTS omg. 😭 NATION PERVERTS KIDS.

Lmao sorry for not clarifying. NatPer is just another abbreviation for NP. It takes the first parts of Nation (Nat), and Personification (Per). I used that because calling them NP kids implies they're children NPs, so I changed it.

They're kids (like usually 7th to 10th grade) who are obsessed with NPs to an absurd degree. Think of like the WORST type of Hetalia fan and that's basically them. In history class, they're like the same level of obnoxious as the edgy WW2/Commie kid who makes unfunny Stalin memes and likes to play "devil's advocate".