#their parents want their wittle angels bundled up

[just-call-mefr1es]

we all know that one kid who wears shorts and tank tops when it’s blizzard cold out

up here in Canada, there’s about three for each class

[arc-misadventures]

Baby-Talk-Land

Weiss: Okay… We just got to watch over Adrian until, Saphron, and Terra get back. Okay… Okay, I can do this… I can do this!

Adrain: …?

Weiss: …

Adrain: Bwah?

Weiss: Nawww~! I can’t do this~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: You’re tone of voice both confuses, and worries me, Weiss.

Weiss: I can’t help it~! Look at his cute little face~! I’m totally going to mess things up~!

Jaune: Okay, Weiss you’re over… Weiss…? Hey, pay attention to me!

Weiss: Oh look at his cubby little hands grabbing his wittle plane, and…

Jaune: WEISS!

Weiss: Huw…? What is it?

Jaune: You we’re zoning out, and entered baby-talk-land. Again.

Weiss: Oh, sorry…

Jaune: You need to relax, Weiss. They’ll only be gone for a few hours at most. Nothing bad will happen till then. Hopefully…

Weiss: I-I know, its just I’ve never dealt with a child before, I-I’m not sure what to do…

Jaune: That’s not true, you’ve dealt with plenty of kids before.

Weiss: N-No I haven’t…?

Jaune: Oh yeah, then what about, Ruby?

Weiss: …

Jaune: And, to some extent, Yang.

Weiss: …

Weiss: F-Fair… But, they’re, relatively, full-grown adults, with aura, and Huntress training… this adorable little guy is a squishy bundle of joy.

Jaune: Haaa… Okay, up you go, Adrian. Whoa now! Settle down there, kiddo. Okay, you’ve settled down now?

Adrian: Bwah.

Jaune: Good. Now, Weiss, hold out your hands.

Weiss: Why?

Jaune: So you can hold, Adrian.

Weiss: W-W-What?! You want me to hold, Adrian?!

Jaune: Yes, I do, now hold out you hands, okay?

Weiss: B-But, I can’t do that! What if I drop him!

Jaune: I’ll be here to make sure he doesn’t fall. Now, hold out your arms, please?

Weiss: …

Weiss: O-Okay…

Jaune: Alrighty, Adrian! Time to go to, Weiss… You got him, Weiss?

Weiss: Y-Yeah, I-I’ve got him…

Jaune: Okay, I’m going to let go of him… now.

Weiss: Whoa! He’s heavier then I expected…

Jaune: He’s a growing boy, it should be expected.

Weiss: Hehe… So, Adrian, are you okay…?

Adrian: …

Weiss: Uhh…?

Adrian: Yeah!

Weiss: …

Weiss: Such a precious wittle angel…!

Jaune: Hehe… Told you, you could do it.

Weiss: So cute…

Jaune: Weiss… I know you were scared to hold hold him because of your parents…

Weiss: W-What…?! How did you know that?!

Jaune: Ruby. She told me what you were up to when you were still in, Atlas. I understand, most of it. But, Weiss, you’re not like your parents. You’re nothing like them, so you don’t have to worry about hurting, Adrian.

Weiss: T-Thank you, Jaune. T-That’s means allot to me, more than you know…

Jaune: Anytime, Weiss. Besides, from what I’ve seen thus far, you have nothing to worry about; You’re going to be one hell of a mother.

Weiss: My, my, Jaune. If I didn’t know better, I could say you’re insinuating something?

Jaune: Well, I don’t mind insinuating anything when it comes to you, Weiss.

Weiss: Oh? Is that so~?

~~~

Terra, and Spahron hiding around the corner, watching the pair lost as they lost themselves in their own little world.

Saphron: Damn! When did, Jaune get so smooth? Tell me you’ve filmed all of this; The others will never believe me if I didn’t get it on video.

Terra: All of it!

Saphron: Perfect~!

Terra: I was so mad that you forgot your wallet, but this, this was all worth it!