#thekeanussance

[forzafinally]

Funny how all the reasons anon said literally aren't real and originate from tinhatters 🙄. Personally the biggest and only thing that annoys me in Harry is him stanning so many mediocre misogynist men like Bukowski and Murakami

Please 😭 Personally I'm annoyed with the cop film myself but he's a himbo what can you do

[atxvanhalen]

approximately 329875 years ago you recommended me the umbrella academy comics (still haven't read more than a couple issues rip) after i watched the netflix series so you're still The Umbrella Academy Mutual in my mind skgjlsd

oh my god gjejtkgkgk stop this unlocked a memory that was BURIED in my mind that was like 329875 years ago

[shepherald]

Heey claire this is random but i love how enthusiastic and funny you always are in your tags and i always love seeing you in my notifs hope you're having a great day 💙

Hello omg this made my day 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I thought no one read my tags plssss fhcnfndn i do be writing some embarrassing stuff in there 🤪🤪🤪

Thank you so much this literally made me smile 🥺🥺 I hope you’re having an amazing day I’m almost off to sleep soon 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️

[heystephen]

I log out for two hours and when i come back it's pure chaos because harry dropped the tracklist and everyone's talking about taylor's cat titties... like please i love miss swift and her titties but i don't want to see those jiggling furry boobs ever again sjdjdbk

why... why do the cats have human boobs......for what...... who asked for this 

[hawards]

Alan Goldsher was apparently talking about Lights Up in that tweet, not a new song! I don't know how he thinks it sounds like 90s r&b though lol

i just saw it, thank you!! :(

[sunflowervol69]

give me some funny harries u know here. i'm exhausted with my dash these few days and i need some laughs

oh hell yeah. these are some of my favs either because they’re funny, pretty, or, most likely, both (and not just mutuals so i’m sorry if any of you find it weird that i’m tagging u): 

@hitchfender @roseringharrie @inkslingerharry @harryseyecrinkles @haaaaaaarrry @hadrenaline @lithographarry @faithmp3 @harryisabrownking (cum back 2 us soupy)  @winoharry @harryisadogperson @harrylegendstyles @harrymemes @harryfeatgaga @honceptual @sydneysuit @narrystyles @for-fucks-sake-h @thekeanussance @majorharry @biteharrysthigh @harrystanktop @stylesep @angelharrie @mushyharry @stylesrecord @bihalien @emotionally-imbruised @harrysimpact @stylesinthewild @fancyharry @the-fridge-light

 okaaayyyy i know i’m forgetting some people but everyone above comes 100% highly recommended 

[hrina]

Happy birthday Cass!!! Hope it's a great one, can't believe Harry is hosting snl as a personal gift for you

mia! thank u so much!!! also skfksfkskfkskfssskf right..... harry rly saw that i was Going Thru It™ and decided to gift me with some spare serotonin 🥺

[danlous]

I kind of want change my url again back to one of the classics. What should it be: milfkeanu, thekeanussance, keanurry, stylesnatural?

[forzafinally]

Tim Drake, the 3rd robin and Batman's adopted son was revealed to be bi in a comic that was released today. This is huge news because there are very little major lgbt characters in superhero comics and Tim is a massively popular character with decades of history AND hilariously he's also many straight dudebros favorite. So the fandom is in shambles with people like me riding high in disbelief that for once we weren't baited and with dudebros crying and losing their minds lmaaoo

OMG!!! I love that for you!! All your fandoms just keep winning don't they?

[hotgirlcastiel]

hiii thank i @thekeanussance for tagging me in this lil thingy!!

Rules: post your lockscreen, the last song you listened to and the last photo you saved

I’ll tag uhmmm @lucymorans @consolationtacos @dtadeancas @lemon-wedges @beauandarrow @kellykline !!

[isitstraightvodka]

challenge: describe yourself only using pictures from your camera roll / gallery

thank u @love--language 💖 ILY

yes i know all but one is bts but sue me i'm the biggest army and y'all have to deal w it 😌😌

i tag: @thekeanussance / @barbarella / @exilelover / @hrina / @socalrry and @leighsroyalty xx

[forzafinally]

They used to be! But they've definitely drifted apart over the years. Misha is Jensen's new bestie. There's been a popular j2 fallout theory that jensen and jared flatout dislike each other now because jensen hated the finale and jared loved it and this seems pretty much confirmed now. The funniest part is that jensen obviously told misha about the spinoff and jared has unfollowed misha now 😭. These are 40 y old men with families but 13 y old girls dont have drama like this

Not them unfollowing each other 💀 So you're telling me that destiel is canon irl now?

[forzafinally]

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Mal you're my go to spn blog in the best way 🙈 You have great opinions and it's nice to see someone else who loves both Harry and Taylor while also having the sense to not blindly stan an artist.

[forzafinally]

NO but like favourite people on this app please just for blog recs

You should have said that lmao. I would recommend @zarrys @witchrry @guccifloralsuits @bigbrainharry @heystephens @onedirrection @newyorkrry @nationalharryleague @palliddark @planteea @harricanes @peachybloomss @dreamboaths @dorotheeaa @taurusxhoney @taurusrry @scorpiorry @bored-libra @userwhore @prozacrry @beardrry @pndnj @bisexualcutie @mariesminds @iconicrry @intoxicatedfandom @thekeanussance @romanticprometheus @cyberscore @leesh @lastkissy @farmlesbians @folkmore @for-fucks-sake-h @swept-you-out-again @eyelidsep @flinttheestallion @harrysbucky @zarryvibez @zarriall @wonderfulcinderella @sophism @herecomesthesunflowervol6 @harrywearingvans @hotgirlrry @beyonceftzarry @shepherald

[forzafinally]

what are some funny taylor/1d blogs i should follow my tl i dead

@mariesminds @sophism @hawards @guccifloralsuits @thekeanussance @thefuckingmelodrama @dorotheeaa @farmlesbians @beyonceftzarry @prozacrry @heystephens @realchrispine @userwhore @onhaunting @zarrys @witchrry @harricanes @leesh @abbaswift @lastkissy @nationalharryleague @poetrusic @goldenraisins @hotgirlrry @iknowplaceslive @stylesinbode @blushmp3 @beardrry @iconicrry @zaddyzayn @sunflowrry are some blogs that always make me laugh