#themalhare ask

[funtimes-n-faz-kids]

Elizabeth! Is that you?

- @themalhare

"Um...yeah?" asks a very confused Liz, looking up at a nearby screen which had Glitchtrap on it, the strawberry blonde curious already. "What's your name, and...how did you know it was me?"

[themalhare]

glitchtrap .. whats your opinion on gay people

Gay people? I was a gay people! Maybe. It is a TAD fuzzy. But I did brainwash recruit a gay people! Oh. I guess that’s not REALLY an opinion though. Quite frankly I don’t see why so many people have SUCH AN ISSUE with them. Anyway, this is beating around the BUSH! Gay rights. Gay wrongs. Prefer the latter but you know!

I’ve been teaching him about the flags! :3 - Vanny

[ask-caine-blog]

Wonderful to see another AI on here! I must ask, since you seem to have at least some control over the members of your circus, what exactly are your goals here and how do you plan on achieving them?

@themalhare

I only want to bring people joy!!

(finally, another fnaf blog. I just made @thefacelessrabbit)

[fazbear-ent-archives]

Hello? Hello hello?

Hello and welcome to the one and only definitely entirely official and only-avoiding-being-sued-by-Faz-Ent.-because-they're-worse blog/archive! We here are dedicated to preserving the past of Fazbear Entertainment, much to their dismay! We cannot be stopped!

So, what exactly do we do?

The internet is a powerful tool, it's filled with all sorts of news articles and conspiracies about Faz Ent. and we use that power to the best of our ability!

We accept any submissions (pictures, news articles, leads on info, etc.) via asks.

We have a museum in progress with artifacts and info about this strange and tragedy-riddled company. We hope to open by the end of next year!

Anything we can to spread the truth about Faz Ent. and avoid getting sued.

So then, are you ready to step into this strange world of accidental murder, not-accidental murder, false identities, zombies, ghosts, computer viruses and otherwise mysterious happenings?

Meet the staff:

Chosen to stay anonymous for legal reasons.

Chosen to stay anonymous for legal reasons.

Chosen to stay anonymous for legal reasons.

Chosen to stay anonymous for legal reasons.

Chosen to stay anonymous for private reasons.

Michael Afton

{OOC: unlike @3-star-fam this blog is connected to, takes place the same time as, and in the same continuity as @themalhare . Both also run by me.}

[3-star-fam]

Info/Rules/Disclaimers and such

This is an ask/rp blog for the post 3-star ending fam from Security Breach.

Run by the same person who runs @themalhare however the lore of the blogs is entirely separate and any announcements on one only apply to the other if specifically stated.

This also means rules are essentially the same!

Keep it PG-13 or below (excluding use of the word fuck. That's fine to use). Nothing NSFW or stuff like that

Swearing and mild violence is fine.

FNaF lore is subjective at best, this blog will run on my own theories and headcanons. If this doesn’t match how you see FNaF lore, there’s no need to mention it.

No guarantee of when asks will be answered, since it's far easier to answer on computer than mobile and I'm usually only on my computer during weekdays, asks are unlikely to be answered on weekends.

Text from Vanessa will be red, text from Gregory will be blue, and of course Freddy is orange. If it's plain black, it's just me. Might have Cassie show up with green, but we'll see how it goes with just three first.

Be kind, use common sense.

Any other rules or announcements will be added to this post!

[themalhare]

Hey there, Will!!

Can I have your help killing someone?

-@ask-charlie-channel

ALWAYS! Who do you need dead AND do you have a preferred killing method?

[themalhare]

Is this enough?

[themalhare]

You. Your presence is... Familiar...

I don't like it....

-@thefacelessrabbit

I’m surprised you’re STILL around! Then again, who would AM I to judge? It’s been a long time, hasn’t it?

[themalhare]

I think Michael is possessing Glamrock Freddy or something

PFFFFFT, Michael would NEVER act like THAT! Wait… Freddy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT LIGHTER! FREDDY PUT THE LIGHTER DOWN! FREDDY PLEASE FREDDY NOW NOW NOW FREDDY!

[themalhare]

Thoughts on Markiplier?

WHY did he call the Bite of ‘83 the Bite of 87’?! Is he STUPID?!?!

[themalhare]

HAIIIIIIII GLITCHTRAPPPP :3333

HELLO there! I must say, your profile picture is WONDERFUL!

[themalhare]

Guten Morgen, mein guter Freund!! Ich habe große Pläne für heute!!!

-@ask-charlie-channel

WUNDERBAR! Das ist SEHR gut, but pray TELL, my friend, what ARE these plans?

[themalhare]

glitchtrap i was on pinterest and i found a picture of your head edited onto a buff man. how do you feel about that

Disgusting! Abhorrent! How DARE someone do such a thing! What in the PIXELS AND GIGABYTES would I need muscles for?!

Send it to me

[themalhare]

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[themalhare]

hey glitchtrap how do you feel about this thing i posted last night while i was half asleep

FIRST OF ALL, good profile picture! I approve! Secondly, I am do not have a corporeal form, therefore this situation is IMPOSSIBLE! As for the third thing, I’m rather fond of my ear. RUDE! PERHAPS JUSTIFIED. BUT STILL. RUDE!

[themalhare]

Hello, Mr. Afton.

-@thedecayedbear, @thefacelessrabbit, @thetornchicken, @theruinedfox

Ello! What can… WHAT CAN I help you four with NOW?!